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@kenklippenstein
*record scratch, rest of world freezes, looks at camera*
“You’re probably wondering how I ended up bombing all these hospitals…”
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@AGAshleyMoody
@JoeBiden
A scientist poured liquid fent over their bare hand (with a cut/scrape) and had no result.
This officer's symptoms are medically impossible.
But of course, a partisan hack isn't going to let that get in the way of a cheap shot
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@BrandyLJensen
Mr. Geekdom: (creampies his wife, then looks up in horror to see the Grim Reaper hovering at her back)
Mrs. Geekdom: (sees Mr. Geekdom’s face) “Aaaand he’s right behind me, isn’t he”
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@madisommelier
What recipe did you follow? I used the one in this book (walnuts instead of pine nuts bc it’s cheaper) and it came out great
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@ZiiZoraka
@KrCampbell99
@BadMouthedYP
@ThisToxicX
Isn’t your whole argument is based on your own second- or thirdhand assumptions about the situation? Lol
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@GarrettPetersen
@dkulchar
@DurhamFella
I’m pretty sure Rod Dreher could easily be recruited for a kamikaze flight into a “World Trade Center of Wokeness” lmao
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@Papapishu
Nah but why they got that little channel that gets soup on your thumb? A spoon that combines the left bowl with the right handle would be goated over either
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@bexone
@ktap33
@The_Law_Boy
Obviously he figured he was an extra special rich guy to whom the laws didn’t “really” apply and thus there was no point in scrutinizing the contractual language because he’d get out of whatever regardless.
Almost certainly the actual “thought” process, such as it was
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@Univers99618787
@fuckyouiquit
“Just be a doormat for a few more years in the vain hope that the company will recognize what you’re worth eventually” Fuck that. Secure the bag now from a company that actually values you in the present. Might get a promotion there in a few years too!
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@grizzrhys
@shutupmikeginn
“I can’t afford a replacement mail key” is certainly gaslighting, lol
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@p_lewdler
@perfectmilieu
The existence of an entire Wiki page dedicated to cataloguing and explaining this one stereotype is almost as funny as the original joke 😂
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Abu Ghraib couldn’t torture this out of me
tired of worrying somebody else will leak this and have decided to instead control the narrative by getting ahead of it. i unironically listen to hey soul sister by train when i’m having a bad day and it genuinely helps.
streetcorner symphony by rob thomas also :/
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@GarrettPetersen
@dkulchar
@DurhamFella
I’m pretty sure Rod Dreher could easily be recruited for a kamikaze flight into a “World Trade Center of Wokeness” lmao
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@comradeaux
Leaving out that they’re in the middle of a war for Ukraine’s existence and the arrested people were aiding the invading forces seems like a significant contextomy
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@gracecthdralprk
I think it’s OK for people to publicly and periodically reaffirm the truths they hold self-evident
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@lisarides8
@HenryInAHammock
@M4A_Weathergeek
@_LaVicko
You know what else leads to major anxiety and depression in children, is when their classmates and friends are dying of Covid and spreading it to them. This is the dumbest argument that I see consistently trotted out as if it means a damn thing
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@former_gcup
I feel like if you’re piqued into making the list in the first place, it’s not going to work out, lol
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@Lowenaffchen
If she claimed 29 it would be even more obvious that she was cheating down lol
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@BarrelJumpist
“Sure every macroeconomic indicator shows that life is getting better for a lot of people, but have you considered that I, the center of the universe, am unhappy with my life situation, and that furthermore, it’s all Joe Biden’s fault?” 🙄
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@EmanFagund
@EndWokeness
Rightwinger: *compares people he disagrees with to Nazis and criminals who break the law to Oskar Schindler*
Rightwinger in the very next comment: “You ever notice how mindless leftists love calling people they disagree with Nazis?!”
Like, LMAO, have some self awareness dude😆
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@aj420number
@HugoThePinkCat
@BarrelJumpist
Someone conducted this experiment, basically soaked their hand in high-grade liquid fentanyl. No result.
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@dieworkwear
AA folded b/c 1) they opened too many stores too fast, and because 2) eventually, Charney’s legendary skeeziness and endless urge to dip his pen in barely legal company ink meant that they couldn’t get financing any more. It wasn’t the MiUSA thing specifically, to my knowledge
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@punished_cait
Rich famous person publicly shits on peon doing their job. You love to see it, yasss queen sleigh 🙄
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@RottenInDenmark
Michael I understand why you say this but what’s appealing to him isn’t the financial strategy. It’s the fantasy of an omnipotent executive issuing diktats from the top, firing even mild dissenters en masse, with an army of fanboys mindlessly cheering it all on
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@AntiSeagulls
@eggshellfriend
I know you’re kidding but can you seriously imagine if a bunch of random guys doxxed some cute girl who dated then ghosted them and it went viral lmao
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@shadihamid
“I’m not upset that I’m losing this argument whatsoever, I’m quite amused actually, n-not upset”
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@DrJBhattacharya
@NerdPyle
If anything Jay, it’s an act of charity to peg you as a grifter doing this routine for money, because the idea you would humiliate yourself, demean your profession, and violate your Hippocratic Oath entirely for free, would make you look even more ridiculous than you already do.
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@ncp_jr
@KevinSabellico
The Trumps sold out this country to the Saudis and Russia… They should be in prison. There are actual crimes involved with Trump and his family. Not the pounding of the sand like toddlers screaming “Biden should be in jail!” when he hasn’t committed any crimes.
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@Bremer4Trump
@piper4missouri
Er, rote platitudes about “throwing money at the problem” aren’t my idea of thinking big. If the problem in Missouri is underfunded education, then throwing money at the problem will literally fix it!
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