bumsnorkler
@bumsnorkler
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Not sure if it’s bumsnorkling, then @bumsnorkler . It’s not sophisticated interpersonal influence, it’s sucking-up, brown-nosing or career laughing.
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Aww, c’mon, not even subtle & 1 min after the official announcement! You even @‘d him. Shameless snorkling. Behave.
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Wow. “Sir”, “an honour and a pleasure…”
Total snorkling. Behave.
Prime Minister Sir, an honour and a pleasure to host you and your team onboard overnight and to support the 2023 JEF Summit in Visby.
HMS DIAMOND 💎 now looks forward to operating with JEF nations in the Baltic region over the coming weeks.
#UKCSG23
@RoyalNavy
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Op PITTING did good stuff, all those involved deserve praise & thanks. However, let’s keep it about them, using “my” or “we” to try & bathe in reflected glory or jump on bandwagon is not on.
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You literally @‘d the CGS. That’s shameless bumsnorkling. Behave.
The course programme was paused for the day in order to allow all students to concentrate on
#OpTeamwork
A productive day with some positive action to follow.
@ArmyCGS
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You just @‘d First Sea Lord? That’s a snorkle.
Afternoon view.....enjoying
@RNRugby
@smrmoorhouse
@Wo1JimWright
@FirstSeaLord
@MartinJConnell
#ArmyNavy
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New CDS announcement is imminent. No matter who it is, to all the usual suspects: “No, just no”. I’m watching.
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Bob, using “Sir” on social media & saying he looks smart in his uniform? Really? Behave.
Congratulations Admiral Radakin, sir 👏🏼⚓ Future CDS looking very smart indeed in our No.3 uniform. Long may this splendid rig continue 🙏
@AdmTonyRadakin
@RoyalNavy
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Most nominated tweet of last few weeks. Well done Martin, but you & Jamie need to dial it right down on social media.
@AirOfficerGE
@RoyalAirForce
@AOC22Group
Sir, Speechless, a massive accolade coming from someone who is so influential, an honour to have been a small part of your continued success.
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You @‘d him. Snorkling. Stop it.
It has become blindingly obvious that
@ArmyCGS
General Sir Patrick Sanders is the most capable and nicest Army Chief we have had in a very, very long time. I think the powers that be would be doing the country a great service if they managed to persuade him to stay and become
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Right, you’ve had a day, now I can comment.
Overt snorkling of incoming CGS, you shameless OJAR chasing, greasy pole climbing, sycophants. Stop it.
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You can block me
@WO2ProudSapper
but I’ll still be tipped off about the snorkling. Selling out for an ice cream - most people do it for at least a B+ on SJAR.
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You tagged God? Peak snorkling 👏 😆
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CDS has done his HOTO. There’s no overt snorkling so far despite the new gaffer leaving you an open goal. Whilst I’m proud of everyone, stay vigilant, as someone, somewhere is bursting to “Sir” him & @ their own entire chain of command. Hold the line, we can do this.
A privilege to take up the reins today as Chief of the Defence Staff. The Government envisages a strong, secure & confident United Kingdom, actively engaged in the world.
My task is to lead the Armed Forces to deliver the Integrated Review and pursue our national interests.
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The replies on this thread have knocked it out of the park for blatant snorkling.
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Turbo snorkle plus @-ing PM & Def Sec?
Absolutely the right person for the armed forces and the country. Good decision
@BorisJohnson
and
@BWallaceMP
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3000 followers? 😏
A combination of thanks for following tinged with sadness that we actually need to do this.
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For
#Honours2020
you can congratulate mates or tell ppl well done. But do not
#bumsnorkle
with “Well done Sir”, “Fantastic Ma’am”, “Honoured to be part of” or @-ing your 1 & 2 ROs. It is about the recipients, not your bumming up VSOs. I’m watching.
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Simon. Calm it down with the @-ing here.
@40commando
@RMBandService
doing a great job supporting
#NHS
in Exeter. Alongside
@stjohnambulance
.
@RoyalNavy
@FirstSeaLord
@LtGenMagowan
@RAdmPhilHally
@SrgCdreMarshall
@BrigRCantrillRM
@WOCarlSteedman
@MedicsNavy
@HNNS_qarnns
@NHSArmedForces
@AmandaPritchard
@simonjamesjupp
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“Thank you Sir”
International snorkling. Stop it Toni
How to do social media as a unit CO 🤩
This not only helps recruitment but it makes people feel valued and increases public understanding of what the Navy does!
Thank you Sir 🫡
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Honours list is out. It’s OK to say well done, but no gushing, and no “Ma’am” or “Sir”. Be careful with @-ing. It’s about recipients not you.
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Oh come on. You’ve gone for “Ma’am”, RT’d her & there’s a bottle of the booze you gave her in picture. Triple snorkle. Stop it.
We’re biased, but we think our own blend is the best 😉 Merry Christmas Ma’am!!
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Fella, what are you doing here?
You’ve just blown
@dstlmod
right off the top spot with this one.
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King’s Birthday Honours. It’s getting snorkly out there. Remember it’s about recipients, not you working on O/SJAR by gushing, giving it “Sir” or “Ma’am” and @-ing your entire chain of command 🤮
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I mock serving pers or vets in Brit mil for bumsnorkling & cast net further if required. Some don’t realise they’re doing it, others do & keep on snorkling anyway. It’s amusing, but turning it into dogpile, questioning their service or personal insults is too far. Stop it please?
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I have been tipped off about a few snorkling incidents on LinkedIn. No screenshots due to PERSEC but holy crap it’s bad over there. Real bad 🤢
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Utter bumsnorkle. “Sirs” & @-ing the targets? Stop it.
We're lucky to count two exceptional officers as our former COs. Sirs, best of luck in your new roles from your former steamer.
@MartinJConnell
@smrmoorhouse
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I get *lots* of DMs & tagging pointing out
#bumsnorkling
. Mostly, the targets just ignore me or occasionally get involved in the bants. However some of the official accounts subordinate to the victims do block me. This is proxy snorkling & reinforces the guilt. 🤔
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Carefully does it Lucy…
This is absolutely fabulous news and extremely deserving of this wonderful, professional and very humble human being!
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If you are going to bumsnorkle then aim high with the @-ing 😐
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Mel, we spoke about this previously, yet you are doing it again. Stop it.
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Wow.
@RoyalNavy
@FirstSeaLord
Sir, Congratulations on your new role and Good Luck from the Royal Navy Medical Service
@INM_RoyalNavy
@MedicsNavy
@QARNNS
@RN_MSOfficer
@DMS_MilMed
@DMS_DG
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Shameless. “Sir” & @-ing. Outstanding snorkling.
Congratulations on the new job Sir!
There must be something in the water at
#815NAS
with both
@FirstSeaLord
and
@MartinJConnell
being Alumni
#StrikeDeep
#FlyNavy
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“Sir” on twitter? That’s a snorkle. Lee, stop it.
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Redacted to protect the guilty. Come on fella, there’s no need for this.
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An anonymous tip off has shown that Instagram is a hotbed of utter snorkling. Even Urch himself must be gagging at this shameless effort. Tagging ROs, VSOs, the victim & using “Sir!” 🤢
Wind it in
@Army_Wales
.
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I give up. Send him an email, write him a letter, but don’t do this on here.
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Jesus, Mary, Joseph & the wee Astra donkey. A building-sized, real-world, über-snorkle of the Astra cult. How much did that cost & who will benefit from spending tax payers’ money on this kool aid guzzling monstrosity?
#NextGenRAF
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I am still blocked by
@RAF_Regiment
& now I know why. Snorkling by @-ing the guy & using his post noms. On twitter. With no sense of irony or shame. Anyone with a shred of self awareness online is 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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Jeez Debs, carefully does it.
@gregbagwell
@RoyalAirForce
P.S. FWIW - I'd always thought you were going to be 4 star one day. Big loss for defence when you left
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Neil, mate...?
Textbook start with “Fantastic to have...”, then solid @-ing by including a Bde, a Div & HQ ARRC. Your sneaking in a smoochy comment was classic stuff. If you could’ve got a “Sir” in there, it would’ve been perfect.
Fantastic to have the former commander of
@16AirAssltBde
and
@3rdUKDivision
, who understands the roles and value of
#CombatAviation
so well and who will be the next Commander
@HQARRC
, to be our Colonel Commandant. Welcome to the Army Air Corps family, Nick.
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“Ma’am” on social media? Total bumsnorkle, stop it.
Welcome to the new MO19 OCU Commander, Ma'am Martin.
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If any thrusting types are tempted to get a quick pre-appointment snorkle in there, don’t. I’m watching 👀
General Sir Patrick Sanders is to be appointed the new Chief of the General Staff with effect from June 2022. Defence Secretary
@BWallaceMP
has congratulated Sir Patrick on his appointment.
See the announcement here:
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Angela, you’ve knocked it out the park with this one. Outstanding bumsnorkle. Stop it.
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This has been nominated. I am torn, no use of “Sir/Ma’am” nor any @-ing. However, given God’s omnipresence & him/her being all knowing, I can only assume his Holiness knew it would be read by his 1RO, so therefore & somewhat awkwardly, I declare him guilty.
Almighty God, our Creator, you love our human family, we, children of Abraham, ask you to welcome into your abode of peace and light all victims of violence and war.
#ApostolicJourney
#Iraq
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Military VSOs: encouragment before match & whether congratulating or commiserating afterwards, remember you don’t normally follow football, so don’t be cheesy or make it all about you. Careful with trying to take any credit or selling your OJAR today & tomorrow. I’m watching.
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Holy ‘snorkleballs Batman! Go sit on the OJAR naughty step & think about who you’ve tagged here?
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks
@Markus07595015
@mariabyford
@RoyalAirForce
@ChiefofAirStaff
@AndrewTurnerRAF
Totally unnecessary @-ing going on here. Guilty.
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STOP CALLING EACH OTHER SIR OR MA’AM ON TWITTER FFS
This is portal to world, half ppl are not who they say they are, it makes you look odd in front of civvies & snorkling lickspittle in front of your mates.
Not cool:
Yes
@GeneralMoobs
your tweet is great Sir, love
@DarthKnobstick
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VSO snorkling. Behave.
Just had a classic of the “you’re in the Navy? Do you know so and so?” genre!
No, I don’t think I do know Paul, oh hold on you mean Admiral Halton? Yes I do know who he is! 😂😂😂
@RAdmPVHaltonOBE
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Sir, Ma’am, can I take this opportunity to thank you all for your selfless leadership, support & faith in me. Without clear talent like yours people like me wouldn’t be empowered by your clear abilities. Bravo & look forward to OJAR time. Proud to be associated with you all.
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The
@RAF_Regiment
have blocked me but I can see why. Unbelievable levels of puckering up here by using post noms in a tweet ffs. Clever of you to tag the objects of your desire via the photo - subtle but gets that A- OJAR laminated.
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Blatant, top level, civvy-on-military ‘snorkling. However
@piersmorgan
needs to massively up his game to get past well prepared queue of other professional ‘snorklers.
Can we just make General Sir Nick Carter interim Prime Minister to sort out this chaos? So reassuring to hear such firm, detailed no-nonsense military rhetoric. More please. 👇
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Nick, mate, calm it down a bit 😳
Whichever party is elected as the next Government, I hope the new Minister of Defence will have the knowledge and wisdom to recognise that there is no better candidate to take over as the next Chief of the Defence Staff than the current Chief of the General Staff, General Sir
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Obvious ‘snorkle censorship. Since we never followed each other, you were either having sneaky read because you love me, or your followers were reading it & twitter algorithms pinged you. Seems bit flouncey.
#MuteDontBlock
then ppl don’t notice.
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⚠️WARNING⚠️
I am properly stalking this. It is not a “look at meeeee” thing. So:
1. Thanking troops, dull but fair enough.
2. Using it as OJAR excuse or @-ing ROs or VSO & I’ll be on you like shit on a blanket.
⚠️WARNING⚠️
#ArmedForcesDay
#SaluteOurForces
Welcome to
#ArmedForcesDay
2020! Join us today on our channels to learn about and celebrate the work of the UK Armed Forces 🇬🇧
#SaluteOurForces
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Tagging the entire RO ecosystem? ‘snorkelling. Too late for March award but a strong effort.
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Snorkle of 4RO & some top level @-ing going on here.
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JESUS, MARY & JOSEPH & THE WEE DONKEY??!? Kev, what in the name of all that is snorkling are you doing here?
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International snorkling. Called him Sir on social media. Also ‘cogent’, really?
#NGAF
@GenCQBrownJr
@usairforce
Clear, concise, cogent. Thank you for sharing sir; our own Astra initiative getting after some similar aims too
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#QueensBirthdayHonours
are about recipients & not you. So congratulations are OK, but stop the gushing comments tangentially hinting you allowed it or were responsible in some way, writing letters, bathing in reflected glory & @-ing your line managers.
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Out of my lane but top level work being done here.
Siri, show me a Conservative MP who appears to have ambitions to become a junior minister...
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2200 followers for little me? Ma’am & Sir, I am honoured to be associated with you all, you are wonderful, talented, charming, handsome, witty, brilliant humans who deserve to do well in life.
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@32Engr_RSM
@MilitaryBanter
Bit snorkly but admonished. Unlike the people now jumping on bandwagon & claiming “wow, our boys & girls are cold?”. They knew, yet spent years saying nothing as they were too busy snorkling & didn’t want to risk rocking the career boat.
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Absolute top level
#bumsnorkle
. You use “ma’am” and @ someone who can influence OJAR. Classic stuff but then you go raise the bar by making a snorkly video. 👏 👏😐
Today is HRH The Princess Royal's Birthday. We thank her for her many years of service and congratulate her on her promotion to the rank of General.
Happy Birthday Ma'am!
@RoyalFamily
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That’s your new boss then? Dude, behave, you need to be more subtle. Plus his account will be getting overrun with snorkly “well done fella” stuff today. Send him an email or Skype him.
Congratulations
@AdmTonyRadakin
on your appointment as the next Chief of Defence Staff. We look forward to working with you in your new role shaping the future of
@DefenceHQ
.
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Erm? Impressive praise & saturation @-ing but this is textbook snorkling.
A BIG thanks to all those helping keep our estate running as our
@BritishArmy
personnel provide ongoing
#Covid19
assistance to communities across the UK.
#vitalservices
#AspireDefence
@SodexoUK_IRE
@compassgroupuk
@mod_dio
@Ameyplc
@Aramark
@landmarcNEWS
@KBRincorporated
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“Sir” on social media? Bumsnorkle. Stop it Claire.
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@RAFFPForceHQ
@RAF__Police
@RAF_Regiment
@RAFLossiemouth
Right. Carers, key-workers, medical staff are good & hard working ppl in tough jobs who we all appreciate. But this pre-planned, pre-filmed, proxy bathing in reflected glory is near walting & whoever orders this non-spontaneous farce is ‘snorkling big time.
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@srmzone
@AndrewTurnerRAF
@DefenceHQ
@UkSpaceCommand
@spacegovuk
@RAF_Space
@Godderstwit
@HarvSmyth
“Sir” on social media? Behave.
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Did you just snorkle the Archbishop of Canterbury? 😁
Down in South Georgia, the Royal Naval Chaplain gets to meet some locals.
@RC_Southwark
@SouthwarkCofE
@RNRMC
@JustinWelby
@RoyalNavy
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Using the term “Visionaries” to refer to colleagues is pretty much peak
#bumsnorkler
So when we talk about
@RAF_Space
and space as a war fighting domain, something similar is happening. Visionaries like
@HarvSmyth
who understand the threats and opportunities are working X-government, to protect our strengths, exploit opportunities and make sure we keep our space
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Tony, this is a snorkle, stop it.
Congratulations to
@BWallaceMP
on his reappointment as Defence Secretary. I look forward to continuing to work with him and Prime Minister Liz Truss to keep our country safe, support Ukraine and modernise the British Armed Forces to become even more lethal and deployable.
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Snorkling an entire brigade? Eww, stop it.
Whenever you discuss the role and future of 16 Air Assault Brigade, and suggest changes, you are immediately met with resistance because, and this is a common theme…
It is one of the few formations in the British Army that actually work
Is that the limit of our ambition?
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“Sir” & @-ing a VSO? That’s a ‘snorkel.
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No!
Today Elf Bucc was supposed to be helping me write Christmas Cards, but he proved to be no help whatsoever! Thanks Bucc!
#HoningtonElfAdventures
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I know people are bored in quarantine, but be careful with NY Honours. Yes, there are some very deserving cases plus usual nepotism jobs, however, saying “well done dude” is not the same as overt snorkling or worse, taking advantage & trying to bathe in reflected glory. Behave.
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Mel, mate, I’m trying to not monitor Corona stuff, but come on. What are you doing here? Behave.
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Jimbo, this is totally snorkling CFA. “Great to host…” 🙄
Behave.
Great to host CFA and
@FdArmyComdSM
at
@RMASandhurst
this morning - so that he can see that the AOSB (SSE) is going well and candidates are happy that we have a fair and transparent system.
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C’mon, we know it’s OJAR time, but this is turbo-snorkling of CGS. Why are you repeatedly tagging him? Do you know how @-ing works, it’s not as if he doesn’t realise he gave a speech? Behave.
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Literally textbook Bertie.
@-ing grown ups ✅
“Sirs” on social media ✅
Awks pictures ✅
Gushing ✅
Great opportunity on camp at
@RAF_Leeming
for the cadets to have an open forum with
@ACO_RCNORTH
and
@AOC22Group
! Thank you Sirs for taking the time out to talk to the cadets.
@ComdtAC
@aircadets
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“Sir”? That’s a snorkle
Today, we say a fond farewell to Assistant Naval Attaché Derek Powles, who returns to the 🇬🇧 on promotion to Captain 🫡.
Congrats on your promotion Sir – so well deserved. And from all of us at the Embassy – thank you. The UK/US maritime relationship is richer because of you.
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Snoooooorkle
Big welcome to
@RAdmPhilHally
, Director of People & Training, who's now joined us on Twitter!
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Calm it down Andrew, bit snorkly.
Delighted to hear Paul Dacre, the best editor i've ever worked for, is back at the helm of Mail newspapers as editor-in-chief
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“Ma’am” or “Sir” on Social Media is just unnecessary. What’s wrong with “Well done fella/hun/mate/dude/colleagues/you”. And blocking looks tad guilty.
@icapturemyworld
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MSM level, totally shameless
#bumsnorkling
.
@KayBurley
Oh yes, you’ve broken the rules alright. By looking insanely young for 60. There should be immediate restrictions/punitive measures for this xx
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@Cookie2148
This tweet has been nominated twice, plus once for a self snorkle. I judge that despite some serious @-ing it doesn’t fit the criteria, so not guilty. However a warning to the people replying, be careful, congratulate him but if you gush or “Sir” I’ll be all over you.
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Somebody get a rope & tie it around David’s ankles, then when he falls in, we can rescue him. 🍑🤿
Calm, clear, assured
@DefenceHQ
is fortunate to have
@AdmTonyRadakin_
at the helm right now
#Ukraine
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Her Maj called 3 Service Chiefs to say well done. RN followers mostly congratulated Admiral for standing up, Army memed General about his old phone but RAF @‘d the Queen, VSOs gushed in comments & it appears got every single official account to RT?
#AstraSnorkling
#NextGenRAF
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Bar being set even higher than the usual “sir” or “ma’am” snorkling with “Your Excellency”. Behave Paul.
@PaulBrummell
Thank you very much Your Excellency on behalf of the UK military personnel in Latvia. It was a pleasure to receive our medals on such a wonderful occasion.
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