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too radical for your comfort, babe • formerly @guiltyassinlor

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@boolianjaker
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2022’s most popular pakistani artist just publicly came out as gay and I’m BAWLING?? i love queer people we are SO brave <3333
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@boolianjaker
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@Liv_Agar guys she’s reclaiming the slur so it’s fine 🙄
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@boolianjaker
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@lomlbow @reneesohot consumer boycotts were called for by the BDS movement themselves, organic boycotts happened naturally in the community and BDS supports them
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@boolianjaker
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@OurielOhayon @falastinerkive the last pic is from Qatif, Saudi Arabia. double check your propaganda babe
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@boolianjaker
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mom just called me a son and daughter in one…she doesn’t know im enby….did i just win
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@boolianjaker
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god’s fav or just pretty in general?
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@fkoffline
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people who look good in their id card photos are clearly god's favourites
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@boolianjaker
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family coming to melbourne. I am cis and straight until further notice
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roommate: “trans people are cool but non binaries confuse me. just make up your mind. anyway, what are your pronouns?” me: “so I use they/them with my friends” him: “oh….yeah no I get you gender can be so fluid and it’s a whole spectrum” guys im fixing people
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@boolianjaker
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me earlier when I saw my fav train model and told my friend “how can you look at that and not drool” and some guy put down his book just to stare at me for a minute
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no babe i am genuinely really impressed by how quickly you've mastered an unfamiliar metro system. everyone's been saying how good a job you've done in memorising the end-of-line stations
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@boolianjaker
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my sister used to be a homophobe why is her Pinterest full of lesbian yearning
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@boolianjaker
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@blostomwitch L tweet + my metamask trust wallet got hacked i need a nft i need a new banner my account got hacked I would like to commision some art I want a sugar daddy I need help writing an essay I need an iptv where can I buy this shirt someone put this on a shirt who got shrooms
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@boolianjaker
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since i’m medicated and can’t think of twitter content anymore, reply and ill type something poetic for you 💗🤠
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@bugfromjupiter the deep yellow warmth might stem from the fact that ive placed you in my ribcage. your existence, your presence is what makes my heart beat. when you touch the moon, i hope you touch the part that never faces the earth, you don’t deserve its cruelty. you’re so special, angelbug
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@boolianjaker
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caved in
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hashtag new profile pic
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@boolianjaker
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drove on the highway for the first time. was scared as hell but this would have been IMPOSSIBLE without anxiety meds. feels weirdly…accomplishing?
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@boolianjaker
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they’re teaching us about user *boolian*jaker in my programming class 😮
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@boolianjaker
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i wish white people just did shit instead of seeking validation for being “woke”
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waiting for a date be so anxiety inducing
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“for you” okay
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I….think…I want to transition
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@boolianjaker
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they/thems might be 1% of the population but they’re 90% of my oomfs…
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roommate said I look like an "intimidating rich bastard" and was genuinely scared walking with me bc "you're gonna get robbed". anyway, trenchcoatjaker media
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@boolianjaker
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you haven’t felt executive dysfunction until you’ve been in a trio gc with extremely busy & iconic people(?) (im the only iconic one)
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@OCE4N1D
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i feel like everyone should experience a three person groupchat with really good friends at least once in their life
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oomf recorded me snoring.
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@boolianjaker
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I genuinely dont know how I survived Mecca. I could not give less of a shit if some rocks or planes got covered by flour. people are dying. ecosystems are dying. this planet is dying.
@brendanjharkin
Brendan Harkin 💀
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I do not give a flying fuck if someone threw orange flour over Stonehenge
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@boolianjaker
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when you guys see a pic of the British royal family how do you NOT automatically think of colonialism and the sheer shitfuckery they’ve done lately “it’s just a pic for the kids” shouldn’t have posted it like some political endorsement lmao
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@boolianjaker
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identity crisis era
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I need to be stopped
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@boolianjaker
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landing back in naarm/melbourne checklist 1. get Gracie cd from sage 2. pick up drivers license 3. download grindr
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@boolianjaker
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would yall believe me if i said i watched the OG blackpink movie in theatre and i was the only guy there and i was also the only person singing along it was crazy
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BLACKPINK announces tour movie ‘BORN PINK,’ releasing July 31st in theaters.
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living alone in a different hemisphere SUCKS ive been up since midnight, can’t eat, it’s too cold to do anything, my friends feel distant, my eyebrows are too big, jawline round again, and my wall is still covered with a celeb I hate.
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my account being older than some of yall
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idk who needs to hear this (all of you) but dusting is a verryyyyyy basic form of cleaning. just putting that out there
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@thetramspotter fuck the smell THE SLOPE IS SO HARD TO CLIMB
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I am sane i think
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@boolianjaker
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crying. i love you.
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@boolianjaker
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no one: me going broke ordering food for beloved oomfs:
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@boolianjaker
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they posted pics where I didn’t have a mask on guys IM NOT OUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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went to uni pride march. i get the Apple Watch thing now
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@boolianjaker
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new cat! she’s hissing at me, she thinks she’s scary. also the orange cat below died from cancer while I was gone 😃
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@guiltyassinlor
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3rd cat this month to show up in my backyard 🙃
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@boolianjaker
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I hope a fire burns down OpenAI’s hq
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OpenAI's Mira Murati: "some creative jobs maybe will go away, but maybe they shouldn't have been there in the first place"
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@boolianjaker
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my final anti colonial straw? my desi genderqueer folk not being safe because of 1860’s BRITISH laws that’ve passed down. want to move somewhere safe? have fun escaping remnants of the empire
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@boolianjaker
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originality is a myth created by big creativity and turnitin
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@boolianjaker
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my brain keeps going “i miss them so much” but i genuinely don’t know who it’s talking about
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@boolianjaker
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you can never trust a twink
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@SSomerhalderLuv and i love israel :) do i have an accent when i sing in hebrew? haha
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@boolianjaker
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want to ask this chronically offline irl out so i dmed them fully not expecting a response…but they replied. do i ask them out via text or irl 😭
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@boolianjaker
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OOMF DID THIS MEME AT MY UNI IM DYINGNNGNSKNSMD
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Imagine avoiding rainbow stairs by grinding on two poles.
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@boolianjaker
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gracie stans gotta be the least diverse fandom
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adulthood is having to create a shared calendar + send out invites just to figure out when your friends are free to hang out with
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xeet- the xitter app
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flirting with this girl from hinge and also calling each other bro in the same minute we are so normal
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nightmare blunt rotation is real
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the awkward hi when you see people you met & hung out with at one (1) uni event vs that close friend you forgot to text. except there’s many. and it feels like they’re all drifting away
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@boolianjaker
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I love the enbies
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@boolianjaker
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my final tweet from the air: im so fucking disappointed in all of you spending hundreds of dollars on taylor swift after everything. after voicing your disappointment and resentment towards her. be so fucking serious right now
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why do all dinosaur US politicians freeze up in the exact same way
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Me after the edible hits and i can’t hear anymore.
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privilege. your access to safety. shelter. not being bombed constantly. before you excuse yourself from the absolute bare minimum over a fear that ???? makes no sense
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we need to run an investigation into why everyone at uni melb is too rich to look at, why people at swinburne are either gay or don’t speak english and why everyone at monash is SO CUTE HELLO
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chat do i recreate this meme
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@boolianjaker
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i don’t understand some people’s obsession with needing validation over not being racist? over making up absolutely bullshit excuses for not participating in the bare minimum protests/actions that you’ve KNOWN have been happening? you should be sitting down and dissecting your-
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@boolianjaker
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went to uni pride march. i get the Apple Watch thing now
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@boolianjaker
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can yall like go and devour the replies rn bc ive never seen someone prettier ever id die for them
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@13SwiftieAsylum @midnightlor Ah, bigotry. Every normal, decent person’s favourite weapon.
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@boolianjaker
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i want to be a nasty cishet bc it’s better than being the absolute insanity of a gender/sexuality combo i have where there’s zero representation and i do not know how to act
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final twitter circle goes hard
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waiting for a date be so anxiety inducing
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why are priv quotes so scary lowkey
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@desibutch when I posted a pic of my passport while leaving for Melbourne for my eras tour show/uni and jealous Swifties said I was going to bomb the stadium and tagged Taylor’s PR manager
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@boolianjaker
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i wouldn’t ask you by clairo but the muse doesn’t exist and never will
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@boolianjaker
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why couldn’t I be a charli xcx gay why’d I have to be a boygenius/julien/phoebe/peach prc/chappell/chloe moriondo gay THEYRE NOT EVEN FOR ME???? i don’t even like cis women 😭
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@boolianjaker
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melbourne this is your chance to watch i saw the tv glow with beloved oomf boolianjaker
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@boolianjaker
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soph @midnightlor13 highkey really kind and y’all should be really sad you’re not besties with them irl. just putting that out there
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@boolianjaker
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20k likes for the killing of climate activists. Netanyahu is fine, of course
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I am 100 percent serious when I say that the death penalty would be completely morally justified for these people. Defacing ancient artifacts and monuments is a crime against all of humanity and the punishment should reflect that.
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im not alhigh mym mind is asleep
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ok I give up how do you make friends in your course
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@boolianjaker
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never using the word platonic again bc my love is so deep and intricate. so simple yet so complex. i will love you more than I love myself and miss you like you miss your ex that got away. but attack or gaslight me once and ill forget you exist.
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wtf is internal medicine all medicines are internal
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oh
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@boolianjaker
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@107SWIFT asexual (& aromantic (which she is)) people are queer
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@boolianjaker
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now that I’m off stan twitter I’ve either started talking like a normal person or i haven’t yet understood how to use language properly. I feel like an entirely different person
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@boolianjaker
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these boys at uni need to cover up their legs 🙄
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@likeitneverhpnd ugh imagine
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@taylorswift13 @alltooriley @HackedOffHugh is speaking out against genocide not important to your culture?
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what do you mean you DONT talk to people on hinge like they’re your best friend. what do you mean that’s why they’re leaving me on read
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yall could never be @m4havision
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@boolianjaker
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what would you do if a friend randomly shows up to ur house bc they really miss you
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live tweeting 30k ft in the air im taller than all yall rn
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TAYLOR SMIFT
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@dearevermore13 like ok damn the ace community has near zero rep but u are nawtttt getting it from the woman that wrote false god icsy etc
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only took me 18 years but I’ve learned how to tie my laces 🤞🥳
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@boolianjaker
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im…an elder enby…to gen alpha…this is daunting
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an 11 year old trans girl just called me an elder queer. IM 18??????
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i love you im sorry the song that you are…
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@lesbianpaki have you ever seen a non toxic straight relationship tho
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@yelyahdoobee “you can reply”
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@bugfromjupiter ill cover ur forehead with little stickers of stars and hearts and paint it with glitter bc u are so special and loved <3
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