Scottie
@ScottieBeam
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i be talking about stuff… .. IG: Scottiebeam Business Booking: [email protected]
Joined February 2009
To feel a SINGLE punch from your opponent and say… “nah, you gotta be a man” . is mad funny to me. I’m sorry.
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I SAID IT FOR HER. Lmfaooo
@ScottieBeam Did you see her have to pull back from going fully in on him lmao.
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I’m still disgusted how they gave Kim a piece of Marilyn Monroe’s hair. My God.
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“I live in a 30 thousand square foot house by myself. You don’t think i know i messed up?” - Shaq . Shit.
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My friend: I’ve been applying to all these jobs and I’ve heard nothing. Me: Idk . try checking off that “I’m white” box . *Next week*. My friend: BITCH. Lmfaooo.
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Talking shit about people who win silver and bronze Olympic medals when you don’t even have a stainless steel refrigerator is a choice.
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Kobe.
I don’t know one thing Black Twitter has taken serious in the history of Twitter.
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I ain’t never ever seen some Levi’s fit like that. The waist don’t even have a gap.
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I be too pro black . lemme touch grass lmfao.
We've already asked our boss if we can frame these in the practice facility
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@realDonaldTrump CAN U PARDON ME ON MY FED CASE ? i’m a NON VIOLENT FELON. THE COURTS RULED THAT a NON VIOLENT CANNOT BE CHARGED WITH A 922g .THE JUDGE DISMISSED MY CASE BUT THE RULING HAS BEEN APPEALED‼️ SO ONCE AGAIN I WAS INDICTED IM FIGHTING THIS CASE ‼️THIS IS THE EXACT CASE.
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I WANT A PHYSICAL MENU . .
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?.
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Going lower >>>>>>>>>>.
DDG goes after Elijah Schaffer after he attacked his wife & mother of his Kids 😬
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Keep pissing them off Russell!!.
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I’ve seen this before but can someone explain what are the rocks are supposed to do?.
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No Black girl i know gets in the bed UNDER the covers with outside clothes on….
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Me: i can’t stand this damn country. Also me during Track and Field Olympics:
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Yo. Seriously… what’s going on? Are producers on strike? Help me understand what’s going on in these studios. Please.
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WAIT LMFAO THE WHITE PARTY WAS ON THE SAME DAY?!? Lmfaooooooooooooooooo yo what is Kendrick on????.
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Lupita really got that thang on her. 🥹.
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Yo… can we all agree that after a certain age we gotta start the tweet with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY” . .
The iconic voice of Darth Vader and Mufasa, James Earl Jones turns 91 today #HappyBirthdayJamesEarlJones
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You know who taught the girls to pose like this????
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Like its terrifying
Who is a perfect 10 in your eyes? Someone who is absolutely flawless from head to toe?.
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He was digging for that musket.
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Had no idea Pisces and Libra get along like this.
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J Cole somewhere on that bike with the wind against his face feeling grateful. Bless.
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OK THEY SQUABBLING NOW!! The girls were just wack.
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Cheating on Nia Long is crazy.
Ime Udoka had "improper intimate and consensual relationship" with a female member of the Celtics staff, per @ShamsCharania
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Looks like weapons prospered.
I’m going to leave this here one more time …and watch how it ages … NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER … AND EVERY TONGUE THAT RISES AGAINST ME IN JUDGEMENT SHALL BE CONDEMNED u sit and watch now …. And don’t ever question the GOD I serve again . This is my last tweet.
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Wore this Black dress yesterday. this gorgeous girl passes me and then retraces her steps and says “from head to toe, you’ve made me super proud to be a Black Woman. My God” and walks away. That was such a beautiful compliment, i smiled all night.
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So… lemme get this right. Vogue didn’t think Usher was a big enough star for HIS OWN SOLO cover … so they called in a random white lady to accompany him???.
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Their spouses… really… have hearts made of kevlar.
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Biracial girlllllll.
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I went on a date like this…. And he flat out said “judging by your facial expression… you didn’t know that I’m kinda dumb” lmfaooooooooooo.
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I text my mom: “YALL WENT TO BRUNCH WITHOUT ME?” . My Aunts Respond:
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Yes . YOU are single and we all know why.
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Singing “we don’t want to hear you say nigga no more” is unhinged lmfaoooooooooooo.
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Btw … if you live in Newark and your father works at Bloomingdale’s on 59th street. BABY… he is trying to get you a woman. Young man, your dad is not PLAYING. Lol.
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Men love this song. It’s my favorite experiment lmfao.
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I’m traumatized and triggered. Violence is never the answer. This makes white people look so bad omg. If that was Betty White, she could have died.
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That crash out is gonna do nothing but make you cringe years later… . Especially if he was ugly.
Girl to Girl:.
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Whenever i watch the WNBA . I’m reminded that someone is playing on their period and honestly. THEY should immediately paid MORE that game.
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Pop out and show niggas.
After you get the perfect body…What’s next?.
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Um… ain’t no one in that world gonna pull Tiffany Haddish to the side?.
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I’m gonna say this now. Black Women (no matter your stance), the type of disrespect we are about to witness MAY chip away at your spirit. Our “value” will definitely be the topic of every discussion. Please take care of yourself.
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She said “without all the racism”. like it was rain or something lmfaoooo.
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I love that she kept the true essence of the song . off key.
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Right after this nigga said Slavery was a choice they were harmonizing to his church negro spirituals directly after….
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“If my mom was here, i wouldn’t be going through this” - Megan . THAT BROKE ME.
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Yall better start calling it country music by Monday.
Two new Beyoncé songs, titled "Texas Hold 'Em" and "16 Carriages," are now streaming, and they have strong country influences
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Who tf is that?
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Oh Paris tripping tripping … um get my Black Americans out of Paris NOW. .
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I beg you… please trust your intuition. ALL THE TIME. If it feels wrong, that’s because it is.
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Lemme follow this yt lady chile.
390 calories & 45 grams of protein. She ATE with this. Just grabbed for dinner and🔥
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“She asked me to do some research. something i had never done” A NIGGA WITH A RADIO SHOW.
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All i see and hear is pain. She’s so hurt she can’t even hear or be present in this interview because of her past. The guy was very patient tho.
Single mom loses her mind when finds out a man doesn’t pay child support 😳🤕. “Spoken like a true toxic man”
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… Halle Bailey got a face card that really has no spending limit. Just refuses to decline.
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Meth, Crack, Cocaine and Heron (you know how i said it).
What’s that thing Peer pressure CAN’T make you do?.
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Kim, baby.
“I have the best advice for women in business,” Kim Kardashian says. “Get your f--king ass up and work. It seems like nobody wants to work these days.”
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Kendrick really sent a “LOOK AT ME. no. seriously… you really don’t want to do this with me. ” record lol.
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Don’t let these people TELL you what “Black Luxury” is. MY Black Luxury is crab legs and candles from Marshall’s. AND y’all can’t do shit about it.
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curly girls DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT… LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
My fave things rn are these butterfly hairpins that flutter as I move. ☺️
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Yall talking about replay value on a damn diss record. Who raised these niggas.
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I skip right over the usher cherry videos … i hate it so much. Yuck.
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