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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
10 months
Dating a man is such an emotional rollercoaster
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
my boyfriend makes me feel like a million dollar bill! because he makes me feel like I shouldn’t exist
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
Could a depressed person do this? [does a roly poly off a cliff]
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
the masculine urge to do terrifying standup about how much you love to go down on women
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
this is how people get boyfriends right
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
sorry I missed your social event, I was busy eating straws so that fish don't have to
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
and as I kept 6 ft away from everyone I wondered ... am I also 6 ft from my feelings?
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
So turns out today is the worst day of my life
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
10 months
Dalston, Stoke Newington, Finsbury Park
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
I'm one of the last remaining town criers (I cry in every town i go to)
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
No king your standup career is perfect the big ones scare me
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
If I did a phd it would be on the liminal space between Monsoon and Accessorize
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
what I wouldn't give to be the only woman at an open mic with 83 different acts rn
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
Top Secret Comedy Club gf, UK Comedy Performers +1 Exchange bf
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
wow she really went there
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
omg I die 🤪
@21Soho
21Soho
4 years
No plans this Friday night? We've got you... 21Soho Presents... 🔥RHYS JAMES 🔥MAISIE ADAM 🔥BEN POPE 🔥BELLA HULL Friday 2nd October 7pm Tickets 👉 @bellabellahull
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
unbelievable to me that topshop is going into administration yet cadbury's fruit and nut continues to flourish
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
i heard your boyfriend feels alienated by this joke structure
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
i’ve LITERALLY never had a conversation that wasn’t a life changing heart-to-heart
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
I made a meme featuring my pets thank you goodnight x
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
is my local tradesperson.... Prince Harry
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
if I was a serial killer I liiiiiterally would never be able to stop gossiping about it
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
self care is only dating boys who look like Nordic serial killers
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
🎶and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like ‘HEY PLS COME TO MY STUDENT COMEDY SHOW !! IT DEFINITELY WONT BE MIND-NUMBINGLY PRECOCIOUS AND FILLED WITH MISGUIDED PSEUDO-LIBERAL NAIVETY :))))’
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
**in a real Cambridge seminar I had today** Supervisor: Should we destroy artworks that are considered to be racist? Student: i think ... to quote Jurassic Park... just because you can.... doesn't mean you should *everyone nods sombrely*
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
how the HELL do you correctly use 'whom'?!? also don't you DARE tell me
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
crying and throwing up because I can’t come up with a good pun about the tiktok train guy railing me
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
I have Attention Deficit Disorder! I don't get enough attention : (((
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
me, unbearable, at 20
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
My granny just asked if Paul Hollywood was my flatmate because she ‘heard it’s someone who works in media’ x
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
the one good thing about Coronovirus is that it's distracted white women from talking constantly about Lizzo
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
My favourite zones in London are 1,2 and Masala
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
Wondering if “virgin olive oil” is just what bullies called olive oil
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
DONT pretend you haven’t heard of me!! I’ve done SEVERAL gigs in my local area (not London) to MANY close friends who have no links to the industry ... xxx
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
He’s a 10 but he’s 10
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
in new york ur never more than 6ft from a rat, in my house ur never more than 6ft cos everyones q short
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 months
this is how my bin bag looks at me when i can't find the seam
@Zendaya_Updated
Zendaya Updates
3 months
Video of Zendaya on the carpet in her second Met Gala look.
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
me when I get back from holiday and only some of my goldfish have died
@lenadunham
Lena Dunham
6 years
so grateful to the ones who have stuck the fuck around
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
things that make my mum ask, 'who do you think you are, the Queen of Sheba??' - having two yoghurts - staying up after 11pm - buying shower gel instead of soap
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
erotically fantasising about being in any building that isn’t my flat or Tesco
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
prisoner costume bf, never felt such deep embarrassment gf
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
you're born naked and the rest is dragging your exes
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
my main cardio is rolling my eyes
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
THIS SEASON'S HOTTEST TREND: Mr Tickle but lower your expectations
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
can you believe I'm in this line-up?! what a troubling time for the industry!!!
@hannahlaytonmgt
Hannah Layton Mgt
4 years
Tonight we're at our second home @billmurraypub for @Hysteric_Women - with such a lush linuep: @josierones @rocknrolga @callybeaton @helenalangdon @jkassner @bellabellahull & Hatty Preston. Last few tickets available here:
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
is there any way to find out if you’re a beggar or a chooser or am I just meant to know
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
my only remaining white blood cell when I have money for flu medicine but spend it getting my nails done
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
so lovely to be in this list!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 wowee come and have some fun in Bunker 2 if you’re in Edinburgh ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
it’s Peppa Pig’s world, we’re all just living in it
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
Had the plllleasure of recording with @SachinNakrani and @LindseyCBowers 💖listen to hear me thoughtfully hum at least 85 times!! 💖
@ITTOpod
Is This Thing On?
5 years
Monday mornings are slightly better when a new episode of ITTO is out. In episode 5 we discuss #JokerFilm and chat to stand up comedian and Cambridge Footlights alum @bellabellahull . Oh, and Lindsey got older... Apple: Anchor:
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
live fast die on stage young
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
noah's ark was the original bringer's gig
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
Really enjoying the completely new experience of being Unemployed from Home!
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
Guys on tinder: if covid doesn’t murder u, can I? 🥺💖🥺
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
Billy Bob The concept Thornton that a woman's youth is her currency 🤝 Fucked Angelina Jolie AND Laura Dern
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
i luuuurve country mile with my whole heart and you should too ❤️
@countrymileprod
Country Mile Productions
4 years
Next Thursday (September 10), we're back at @Starofkings with this incredible line-up! All raising money for the brilliant @RefugeeAction Emergency Coronavirus Fund too. Tickets just £5 - final 5 tables left right here: @FernBrady @bellabellahull
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
wait but what if i find my voice and it's ... not the voice of a gen
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
why do i sense this was written by ... an adult
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
what a fantastic time to find out that, after buying 4kg of pasta, I have in fact recently developed a severe gluten intolerance
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
i put the 'ass' in 'repressed middle class'
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
i love to let my face out after a long day and really let it all hang out
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
Sorry👏🏼I👏🏼released👏🏼a👏🏼herd👏🏼of👏🏼wailing👏🏼hobgoblins👏🏼into👏🏼the👏🏼 fruitcake👏🏼as👏🏼a👏🏼way👏🏼of👏🏼expressing👏🏼resentment👏🏼towards👏🏼my👏🏼family👏🏼
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
Me as a gynaecologist: So, like... are you an innie or an outie?
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
You, a swine: a sad grad Me, an intellectual: a saduate graduate
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
When my friends get into relationships: we’re DONE you BETRAYER, we’re FINISHED!! Judas returns just like the scriptures FORETOLD!! we will NEVER speak AGAIN!!! When I get into a relationship: omg lol sorry I didn’t reply for 6 months I just literally didn’t see ur messages aha
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
I’d say my type is thin intellectuals who have only ever seen me in their peripheral vision
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
When u go to IKEA with your mum and she keeps insulting your taste in small storage units
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
this aeroplane sick bag has the same slogan as my tinder, weird
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
omg this is embarrassing ... pls NEVER let me perform AGAIN!!! ☠️☠️☠️
@chortle
Chortle Comedy
5 years
Men are better at jokes than women | According to science...
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
on Christmas Day, the only Safe Space is the toilet
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
Omg 😭😭
@LandmarkDevon
The Landmark
4 years
⭐️ TONIGHT ⭐️ Join us for a stellar line-up of live stand-up comedy in the Green, headlined by @SimonBrodkin . There will also be performances from @raybadran , @Julian_Deane & @bellabellahull ! 🎟/I:
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
the main thing I've learnt from comedy?? that you simply CAN'T hate someone until u truly learn to hate urself.... :-)
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
Here we are: - balancing a glass of wine on the edge of the bathtub - spring onions - high waisted underwear - dust - feeling like your heart sits at the bottom of an ocean I tag @erikaehler @aliceiona_xx @EmmelineDownie @Max_Grodecki
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
my journal when I’ve scrawled my 11 current anxieties over 2 pages
@antifatwa
gal galoch
5 years
"ORRDDDEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
old women are obsessed with having 4 cover photos that are all the same picture of Niagara Falls and I think that’s beautiful 💖
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
in this essay, I will argue that all of Heidegger's writings are undermined by the fact that his first name is Martin
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
very concerned that i'm running out of patience when i meditated just 5 months ago .......
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
The ULTIMATE first date power move? When he gives a concluding appraisal of your life so far, based on the >2 facts he knows about your childhood !!!
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
Denying that Social Media is Eating my Brain is the new Denying my History of Relentless Gut-Wrenching Romantic Failure
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
@hawleyjacob and I have a NEW PODCAST because we thought there weren’t enough atm. It’s been an absolutely beautiful experience start to finish and if you’ve ever been sick in an Uber it will make you feel less alone 💖💖💖💖💖
@TurtleCanyonCom
Turtle Canyon Comedy
2 years
Last Night Out 🎙️📻🎧 a new podcast from @bellabellahull & @hawleyjacob that asks their guests to plan their last ever night out June 10th - first two episodes - Iain Stirling and Harriet Kemsley SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE!
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
@LindseyCBowers @SachinNakrani @mattforde this podcast has GLOWED UP since my appearance and I'm fine with that <3
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
might make a choreopoem about Actimels just to keep people on their toes, culturally
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
self care is auto-tuning my dog's burps to harmonise craig daivd's 'seven days'
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
my friend was concerned that 'i pin all my self-worth on the one person i'm dating'. wrong bitch, i pin it on them and also thousands of strangers on Instagram
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
*resists shopping to feel better for 8 minutes* Well this doesn't help either
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
3 years
RIP Princess Diana you would have loved All Too Well (10 Minute Version)
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
I'll let my child hitch-hike but only in electric cars
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
brb suing Sufjan Stevens for my profound unending depression
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
picked a fight with my boyfriend because he didn't compliment my new (insane, swollen) eyebrow shape. then I cried due to a headache from all the plucking. I guess what I'm asking is do women deserve rights
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
7 years
culture has died
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
4 years
my bf just said 'you're actually really nice and that's what people don't realise about you'
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
We had an absolutely beautiful and life-changing conversation about arses on the Last Night Out pod this week with the wonderful @sikisacomedy ❤️ @hawleyjacob
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
5 years
every girl remembers the first time she refused an advent calendar because of her body issues 💖💖
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
2 years
@alwaysbecomedy @SambrooksBrew Omg this was the best day of my life no offence 🥹
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@bellabellahull
Bella Hull
6 years
brb just having a depressive episode that I'll NEVER use to create comedy!!! xx
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