💚 EDINBURGH 2024 💚
This gorgeous poster by the heaven sent
@samnicoresti
& you can buy tickets now! Would suggest buying now if you want to come on specific dates: .
Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.
This is horrifying!
Guess how much sugar is in one Cadbury’s Easter Creme Egg?
Answer: more sugar than is recommended for kids of most ages for a whole day!
Adults, don’t even think about it!
#Easter
#Easter2021
#EasterEgg
#health
#sugar
#food
I’m on a 5 hour train to Glasgow right now and the guy in front of me has just started watching Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked on his phone without headphones. Everyone in the carriage is absolutely fuming
What is a stand up routine that you watch and think GOSH that is simply a gorgeous tight masterclass lil bit of comedy? (bonus points if you can link me to it right here right now)
I was weighed on the 1st day of Year 5 (age 9) and kids laughed at me for weighing more than them. When my mum came home that day she found me in the garden, where I'd been using the skipping rope for 2 hours. I faked illness on the first day of Year 6 in case it happened again.
M&S reveals it can’t offer bra-fitting services under current rules, causing a wave of indifference across the UK as nobody’s worn one for three months.
THREAD (tw: suicide)
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this time a year ago i was hospitalised for taking an overdose. today i just handed in a dissertation and am sitting under blue skies w/ the sun shining. SO i just wanted to remind u that if ur feeling crap - it is temporary and you will get thru it
Should schools weigh pupils to make sure they shift the pounds they've put on during the lockdown?
Health experts want two weigh-ins in September and then in the spring to keep kids on track. But could this just create a generation of calorie counters?
#JeremyVine
Got to my travelodge last night after a gig and the receptionist asked ‘are you comfortable being a woman alone in an upstairs room’ and I said yes, but intrigued to know what the other option was. Would she have slept at the end of my bed like a dog
in a classic alternative move from me I ended up at a&e last night......with a scalded thigh and (you guessed it) vagina!!! worst pain I’ve felt in my life, make sure your hot water bottle lids are ok properly folks
Little Princess Charlotte of Wales is wearing her first ever piece of jewellery today in honour of her great-grandmother Queen Elizabeth: an horseshoe brooch, for Elizabeth’s love for horses 💎
At my mum’s for the first time since she’s had some Ukrainians move into my old room. She showed me the drawer in her room where’s put all my clothes. I’ve also just found my old vibrator, wrapped carefully in a Sainsbury’s bag for life. We will never speak of this
Found a list of ‘100 things I like about myself’ I made in 2018 to try and be happier. Number 9 is ‘I’ve survived 3 incidences of sexual assault’. Number 10? ‘I can do the worm’
I would like to add posthumous honourable munchtions to Bakewell tart, mince pie, Reese’s peanut butter cups, blocks of marzipan, turkish delight, Winkel43 Apple Pie, the pink ones in the Roses box, marshmallows & raw cookie dough
My entire Fringe run is sold out - thank you to everyone who bought tickets, it’s mad! And if you still want to come, any held tickets will be released by the box office at 3:35pm 👹
Hats off to the male comedians already getting their jokes in about the other male comedians abusing women in comedy! That’s exactly what we meant when we asked you to speak out