Sachin Nakrani
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Deputy Football Editor at @guardian_sport I Man behind @WEULFCbook | Host of @FANS_thepodcast I 90s fanatic I Random thoughts & rubbish jokes
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Harry Maguire: “It seems like the decisions at the moment are going against us.”
You’re having a fucking laugh, aren’t you.
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I’ve supported Liverpool for 32 years - ever since I was eight years old. With this statement you make me embarrassed and ashamed of that fact.
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Liverpool lost 7-2 to Aston Villa, who lost 3-0 to Leeds, who lost 1-0 to Wolves, who lost 4-0 to West Ham, who lost 2-0 to Newcastle, who lost 3-0 to Brighton, who lost 3-1 to Chelsea, who lost 2-0 to Liverpool.
Maybe it really is the league in which anyone can beat anyone.
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Villarreal fans exceptional tonight - great colour, great noise, and were able to watch a game at Anfield without mocking poverty or the death of 97 people. A lesson to many, many others. 🟡🔴
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Two near identical incidents, two very different outcomes. This country’s officials are not fit for purpose.
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Every time Man Utd fans chant "You Scouse bastard!" at Steven Gerrard, I think about the fact their all-time top goalscorer is from Croxteth and it makes me smile a little bit.
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Timo Werner, Mason Mount, Kai Havertz and Christian Pulisic check into their hotel in Lille.
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Fully supportive of any bloke who tweets the impending birth of his first child in the style of a Fabrizio Romano transfer tweet.
"Emma's contractions have started, bag packed, taxi booked, off to the hospital. Baby girl expected to be born overnight. Here-we-go!"
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I've waited 30 years to watch a Liverpool team drunk on ale having spent a week celebrating the title and, I have to say, it's totally living up to expectations.
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Adrian with the maddest-shittest bit of goalkeeping I’ve ever seen
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Arsenal should immediately sack Emery, hire Pochettino and launch the greatest revenge mission in football history
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According to Ian Holloway, the EU is to blame for the new handball rule 🤔
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Wishing Divock Origi a Merry Christmas. Have a good one mate. x
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I know another England footballer who is married to his childhood sweetheart and this country can be proud of. Sadly he DOES have a tattoo. Oh, and he’s black.
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There’s always a tweet …
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Every Liverpool fan watching Sadio Mané this season.
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29 December 2010 - Liverpool lose 1-0 to Wolves at Anfield & find themselves 12th, 3pts away from the relegation zone.
29 December 2019 - Liverpool beat Wolves 1-0 at Anfield & find themselves top, 13pts clear of second place.
Fair to say it’s been some decade for the Reds.
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Liverpool better sign Alisson given he’s gone to the trouble of learning how to play the Allez Allez Allez song on his guitar:
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I feel sorry for Lionel Messi because he hasn't had the privilege of watching Lionel Messi play football. All he can do is take our word for it.
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Kai Havertz suggesting Dan Burn might be 8ft tall is my favourite moment of the season so far.
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Brought on a £100m signing to run down the clock.
The lack of squad depth cost us at the end. You can’t win UCLs with 37 year old as back up DM and no striker.
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When I look back at this generation of Liverpool players, there won’t be one who makes me smile more than this fella.
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Stop their fans singing about Hillsborough.
Finish the sentence:
The first thing Man United need to do this summer is ______________
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Phil Coutinho and Sadio Mane will rightly get a lot of praise, but once again Roberto Firmino was wonderful. He’s the cool indie band of European football - a small group of us are totally into him and we’re waiting for the rest of you to ‘get it’ as well.
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Liverpool not playing great, but let’s not forget they’re missing Alexander-Arnold, Henderson, Thiago and Messi.
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Even if you hate Liverpool - and I’m aware a lot of people do - there’s simply no getting away from the fact this fella is one of the most incredible people English football has ever seen.
Merry Christmas. Whoever you support.
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👇🏿
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Jordan Henderson - brilliant midfielder and pretty decent press officer:
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Mad how the actual goal of the season isn’t on Match of the Day’s goal of the season shortlist.
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Dominic clearly didn’t watch Everton 0 Arsenal 0 in December
Coronavirus: Premier League return would 'lift the spirits of the nation', Dominic Raab says
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Jürgen Klopp making no secret of his distrust of this Tory government:
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Dear the rest of Europe: we hate these twats as much as you do
England fans chanting Ten German bombers as police watch on ...
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Leaving Anfield. Whatever happens in Kiev it’s been a joy following Liverpool this season - a hard-working, relentless and utterly thrilling bunch of lads. Loads of goals, loads of memories, a European odyssey and a brand new, belting song. Oh and Andy Robertson. Loved it. 👍🔴
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Teams that Man City have been drawn to face in the domestic cups since 2018 (so excluding finals): Oxford, Fulham, Leicester, Burton, Rotherham, Burnley, Newport, Swansea, Brighton, Preston, Southampton, Oxford and Port Vale.
Absolutely astonishing.
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Happy New Year to Divock Origi. Hope you have a good one mate. x
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Still can't see Sunday turning out in Liverpool's favour but fair fucks to them for pushing Man City all the way having also reached every cup final. A monumental effort from a team full of resilience as well as talent. What will be will be at the weekend.
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Nottingham Forest fans showering Derby fans with fake bank notes ahead of their game at the City Ground. That’s some seriously dark banter.
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Kabak out because he’s a Liverpool centre back, Milner out because he’s 104, Keita out because, well, he’s Keita, Davies out with concussion following three months of banging his head against a brick wall.
Ozan Kabak, James Milner, Naby Keita and Ben Davies all ruled out for
#LFC
due to what are being described as "minor injury concerns".
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I was in the Kop when Luis Garcia scored against Chelsea in 05 & when Torres scored against Real Madrid & Ngog scored against Man Utd in 09 but not sure those moments match Van Dijk scoring against Everton tonight. Bedlam. Beer & bodies flying everywhere. Football, I love you.
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Liverpool HAVE to sign Kabak now.
Her şey normale döndükten sonra ilk toplandığımız maçta Tetris Theme açıp, Kalinka Dance ile bu muhteşem besteyi söyleyeceğiz. Şahane gerçekten. 😍
@ozankabak4
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I was at Molineux last night and ended up writing about Jordan Henderson because he is really good at football and possibly Liverpool’s most important player right now *ducks for cover*
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I'm hitting the M62 and shouting "2-1! 2-1!" at passing Manchester United fans. Who's with me?
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Scored loads of goals for Liverpool and Wales and now this. What a guy.
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I'm not from Liverpool but supported the club for 30 years, spent time in the city & know people from there & I'm sick of the 'poor' 'jobless' shit that is constantly thrown at them. It's lazy, boring & reveals a level of snobbry on the part of the perpetrators that shames them
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Fell asleep on the sofa after Colombia v Japan finished and woke up just as the national anthems started in Poland v Senegal.
I have achieved perfect World Cup body clock
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Little thing on Jurgen Klopp/Liverpool’s struggles to finish in the top four - I listened in on the manager’s briefing with daily journalists yesterday (was there for the Sundays) and he said something that’s stuck with me, and I’m not sure how widely it’s been reported today ...
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Fifa announce the Africa Cup of Nations has been moved back 12 months, to January 2022. Good news for people who support a club with really good African players who may or may not be defending the Premier League title next season. 👀
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It might just be easier if Liverpool sign Southampton's chief scout.
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The man who made it his mission to knock Liverpool off their fucking perch praising Jürgen Klopp for putting them back on it. Surreal. But also gracious.
BREAKING: Jürgen Klopp has won the Sir Alex Ferguson Trophy for the LMA Manager of the Year at the LMA Awards 🏆
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Rest of country: “We’re all laughing at Liverpool”
Liverpool: “We’re going to an away game with our mate and we don’t give a fuck”.
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So Liverpool ARE having a title parade. Really hope it’s as good as this one
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The rain returns and King's Cross immediately turns weird - there's Ronald McDonalds everywhere:
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To all those people who after 2014 sarcastically asked me “Have you ever seen Steven Gerrard win the league?” No, I haven’t. But I have seen ...
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Leaving Anfield where Liverpool were brilliant but, also, a big thank you to Mikel Arteta for turning a rather sedate game into something wild, which is just how Liverpool like it at home. Players went up a gear after the touchline ruck and so did the crowd. Superb atmosphere.
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Young Watford fan sat in front of the press box literally jumped out of his seat and punched the air when it was announced Dejan Lovren is starting for Liverpool today.
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Jamie is friends with David Reuben’s son, also called Jamie. David Reuben is one of the Reuben bothers, who are part of the Newcastle takeover. Just in case you’re wondering how he can gloss over human rights atrocities with such casual ease.
🗣 "I'm not sure the majority of football fans really care who owns their club. If you were going to go in to the business dealings of a lot of the owners we might not have a league."
Jamie Redknapp on the new
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At Stamford Bridge where Chelsea have made the curious decision to make their programme look like the type of thing you’d find on your seat at a remembrance service for Ross Barkley
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Siri, show me what selling every bit of your soul looks like.
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If the worst does happen today, or indeed tomorrow, then I think it's only right that as a mark of national respect, the football season is cancelled and restarted next month. Keep the Community Shield result as it is, though.
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This is possibly the best podcast episode I’ve ever listened to. Enthralling, revealing, no holds barred ...
@Carra23
on fire, especially in the section about Owen joining Newcastle & Man Utd. And the bit about injuries, & the bit about the FA Cup final. Oh my god, it’s amazing.
Episode 13 out now!🎙
To finish off this series,
@Carra23
is joined by a great finisher,
@themichaelowen
#LFC
#RealMadrid
#NUFC
#MUFC
Available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts!
👇 👇 👇
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The pilot’s only gone and stuck You’ll Never Walk Alone on the PA system
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Liverpool have a defined way of playing, it’s brought them success and is brilliant to watch, but I do wish they’d sometimes sit back and manage a game for a bit, like for instance when they’re ahead away from home against a top team who are easily exploiting their high line.
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Off to watch Liverpool play in a European Cup semi-final for a fourth time in 13 years. Not bad going for a club that stopped being relevant in the 1980s.
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Midway through the second half. City dominating, Liverpool getting pinned back. So what does the Kop do? It sings, and believes, and sings some more:
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The chords of The Killing Moon are Space Oddity played backwards
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James Milner is made of metal. Only explanation for it.
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My long read on Gérard Houllier for
@thesefootytimes
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@guardian_sport
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A year ago today - you may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one
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Want to know how good Steven Gerrard has been? Man Utd and Chelsea fans have been obsessed with him for over a decade.
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Great news for Liverpool, especially with Dalglish also expected to be back soon
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Leaving Old Trafford. Disappointed but proud to be part of this lot - locked in after a defeat at our biggest rivals and we sung and sung and sung ...
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Tells you how mad this race for top-four is that I’ve gone from wanting Leicester to win to immediately wanting them to lose 10-0.
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Non-Liverpool fans in April/May: “Look at those idiots getting overly excited about their team doing unexpectedly well in a major tournament. Calm down FFS!”
Non-Liverpool fans in June/July: “Oh my God, it’s coming home! It’s actually coming home!”
Funny old game, indeed.
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Not fussed who Liverpool get in the draw, as long as it’s not Bayern, Dortmund, Chelsea, Man City, PSG or Real Madrid.
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Divock Origi off and that could be his last appearance for Liverpool. Some way to say goodbye for one of the strangest figures in the club's history - not very good but the scorer of some unbelievably iconic and important goals.
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Iranians lying on the floor, Portguese players stomping around in fury, Mark Lawrenson losing his shit over VAR, nobody quite sure what’s going on ... best game of the tournament
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There’s a Liverpool fan moaning on 606. He’s fuming they didn’t win by more. Absolutely raging, in fact.
It’s official - people who call football phone-ins are morons
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Reading quotes from Jurgen Klopp’s pre-Cup final presser … when his statue is eventually built outside Anfield this paragraph should be what’s written on the adjoining plaque. Perfectly encapsulates him and this era.
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Just found out from my neighbours that Crystal Palace have been calling up their season-ticket holders (which they both are) to check they’re OK during the lockdown. Which is really nice. Well done
@CPFC
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Leaving Anfield and as we head into this stupid break, a huge shout out to Alisson Becker. As Liverpool have staggered and stumbled this season he’s been the epitome of consistent brilliance. At it again today and then some. Best, most handsome keeper in the world. Love him.
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