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for God's sake enough with this already. Your father was a bureaucrat, a very high ranking one. That he sent your a govt school was a personal choice for him. I know you. I know your family. In your own family's words, most of this was down to your father's stinginess. enough plz
From Matric to Matriculation. This is my story.
I went to governments schools and colleges all my life. You know that F.G college you see around you, things of the past, for a class you can’t really relate to?
Those places.
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This is why they took our
@arsched
Joke’s on them - he’s still serving the country
Please do yourself a favour and watch
@Independent_POV
@MurtazaMehdi
@IrfanHashmiUK
@javerias
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@BaatonKiPitaari
reply under this. if you don't feel safe, you can DM me and i'll post
we need to hold these glorified public servants accountable
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she also completed University of London's Law degree in 2021 which back then had an approximate cost between £4.2-£6k
Where do i sign up for this lack of privilege jahan ap 10-15 lac k additional degree kar saktay ho 😂😂 (as per 2021 GBP rates)
Bro stfu you graduated from s3h and your abbu was a bureaucrat wtf is circus of pretending you ain't privileged.
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Coming from a family with three generations in the army, multiple war veterans and war-on-terror veterans and one shaheed, i agree 100%
Even the retired faujis in the family are openly pissed at what’s going on
GHQ ki brilliance hai keh ab multi-generational fauji families mein bhi fauj ko gaaliyaan parr rahi hein.
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Amna Baig was allocated to the Police Service in the 2015 CSS exams.
She placed 112 on the overall merit list but was allocated in the police service because she is from GBFATA. That wouldn't have been problem if it wasn't for...
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link for result:
.
@amnaappi
will write threads upon threads on feminism and HR violations but wont have the basic human decency to call out this barbarism by the dept she proudly boasted about for years on this app. Bus Photo Ops aur performative activism karwalo
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This guy basically regurgitates thinks he's read - reminds me of the bar scene from Good Will Hunting
"you have any thoughts of your own on this matter?.."
"..See the sad thing about a guy like you is in about 50 years you’re gonna start doing some thinking on your own"
It’s become necessary to start a podcast where these jokers are challenged and alternate views are presented. 380,000 views where this clown sat and said that whoever isn’t trying to be friends with Modi is an enemy of Pakistan and recommended books by Ayesha Siddiqi and Haqqani
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..the fact that as the daughter of a high-ranking police officer, she did not live in GBFATA all her life and hence did not have to go through the structural inequalities which the quote system aims to address
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but all jokes aside, i am genuinely curious as to what
@amnaappi
answered to the question in the screenshot when applying for her US visa for the eisenhower fellowship. Perhaps she'll be more forthcoming with her UK application if she decides to go to KCL 🤔
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but why this much scrutiny over her? Very few, if any, ppl from the police, bureaucracy, or army have quit since VoNC. That's true. But very few of them have been using public office as a PR machine for personal development
It's the munafiqat that pisses us off
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but not amna baig, no, she stood by as ICT police teargassed women and children in ICT. Of course can't say no to a secure job and the fellowships potential etc it brings. But on the bright side, she did create a gender protection unit for the teargas victims 😛
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@MariamJamal79
I can't mention the exact incident otherwise she'll find out who i am, but i'm aware of an incident where she was extremely rude to customer service staff for daring to make her wait. Bas facade hai aik
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This guy, wanted for a TRIPLE murder, has the audacity to call women protestors terrorists
Lanat tumari zindagi par
source:
Imran Khan praising these terrorist women who attacked pakistan army and martyrs.
@OfficialDGISPR
plz see the troublemaker using videos of attackers to celebrate Attacks on Army. It’s proof IK behind terrorism on Army.
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@AxisofE
he used to captain a football team in pindi called "wehshi darinday" I used to think wtf kind of name is that. Ab pata chala haramzaday ki ragoun mai wehshi-pan daurta tha
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then, she worked with islamabad police for quite some time and while its true that ICT Police did good work during the time of Ahsan Younis, things changed when he left (coincided with VoNC). According to the police grapevine, ahsan younis asked to be transferred out.. 3/n
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a bit crude but whatever 😂
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@aaluwalibiryani
@amnaappi
grifting does eventually pay off
1) use GB domicile to get into public service
2) use public exchequer for PR
3) use PR to get fellowships and awards
4) use all of the above to make a strong case for Oxford whereas previously, your 2:1 was only good for kings college
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Ok so when dad was in the army, we used to get books from old book bank pindi. I couldn’t go to aitchison because there was no scholarship on basis of o lvl results and my father couldn’t afford it
Bc how the fuck do all these new fauji kids have latest iphones
I need you to think about what you look like before you say things like this
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You guys need to stop trying so hard to be like the rest of us. Normal ppl don’t put their institutions in their names.
Imagine if you see someone’s name as:
Ahmed Nadeem Jazz
Zulfiqar Cheema Pepsi
Ali Zafar GFC Fans
You’d rightfully think they’re twats, too.
People criticize us for being active on social media platforms as if we are immune to normal and happy life. We are human beings and have emotions to share with others. Don't consider us as docile bodies or robots who have no right to be as stupid as others are.
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@AsfandBhittani
@Malefic_Trout
his family is there, he obv cannot escalate the situation
i know its the bare minimum but still he could have hit back hard. he controls all the troops in the area. so i think he deserves the praise considering what everyone else is doing
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@worqas
I'm all for trading with any country in the world, even Israel as long as Pakistan benefits. But the numbers don't lie. India benefits much more than Pakistan from Indo-Pak trade.
This is the 2003-2021 trade data for India and Pakistan. Look at the improvement post 2018
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plz enough of this shit
Baba had 2 years in Siachin during the Twin Peaks Crisis, 2 years in WANA at the height of WoT. WANA sai pehle he practically gave me his will
Trust me, I know the feeling. My mom knows it too. This IS why we want these generals to be held accountable
Maybe because you don't know the feeling of not knowing where and how your husband is or if he's even safe because he's sitting in one of the most dangerous areas without any means of communication for a country who's people are abusing him for the doings of someone else.
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Sir if you look carefully, you’ll notice a Rolex on her wrist.
I don’t mean to cast aspersions on her but don’t recall the last time i saw a “civil” servant wearing a Rolex as an everyday watch.
FYI the one she’s wearing starts from £8200 😄
Every time this intellectually challenged person speaks she puts her foot in her mouth. It is unbelievable how stupid she is. That is not all. This woman is also unaware of what her uniform means. She has repeatedly arrested
#SanamJaved
and also made the statement “we will keep
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In our village, the ‘influentials’ basically tell the aam kisaan “either you’re with us or against us” #امپورٹڈ_حکومت_نامنظور
Maybe IK will finally encourage people in villages to snatch back their cattle from the people who take them away and hold them hostage so that they'd vote a certain way.
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Hi
@AzamAKhan2
, perhaps you're not aware of the fact that unlike countries like Pakistan, western countries rely on analysts for policy making, including foreign policy
Also, this particular analyst:
- advises government clients
- has authored reports for the US Navy & Airforce
Nice, now we offer an analyst's remarks on fox news as proof of admission. Excellent.
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FML why are all these oxbridge-ivy grads the most disingenuous turds
Bandial sb to the rescue. Maybe PTI should have simply asked their SC wing first :)
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Thank you for sharing this. I know this probably wasn’t your intention, but for a brief moment, your thread gave me hope and lifted me from the political depression that has set in.
Thank you
THREAD: THE BRAVEST PERFORMANCE IN CRICKET?
Cricket has seen some heroic performances. Kumble bowled with a broken jaw, Marshall and Salim Malik batted and bowled with fractures...
But one player perhaps outdid them all. And against the best.
November 20-25, 1986
Karachi
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@FitnayFatway
Bhai giving Jack Nicholson vibes:
“I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it!”
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@rougesldr
@kaanchabau
@batakhcore
@damniitneil
@bahaary_gul
@superlazygenius
@BaatonKiPitaari
haha to everyone who asked, it was about how amna baig used was a beneficiary of flaws in the quota system. Had already tweeted about it before, sharing it again here
Amna Baig was allocated to the Police Service in the 2015 CSS exams.
She placed 112 on the overall merit list but was allocated in the police service because she is from GBFATA. That wouldn't have been problem if it wasn't for...
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link for result:
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I don’t get what people like
@aaluwalibiryani
have against
@aliktareen
I mean the guy has
#girldad
in his insta bio. What more do you want from him 😡
So
@aliktareen
, the progressive, liberal and feminist, is quite while his daddy is literally sitting in the establishment’s lap thats doing this fascism. Ali, itnay baray hypocrite kyun ho tum?
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@rudyisalive93
Thank you for your duas. I'm currently pursuing a PhD from a top 10 US uni so very grateful for whatever Allah has bestowed me + my family
The issue ppl have isn't against her success, it's how used taxpayer money and an easy-to-manipulate quota system
but why this much scrutiny over her? Very few, if any, ppl from the police, bureaucracy, or army have quit since VoNC. That's true. But very few of them have been using public office as a PR machine for personal development
It's the munafiqat that pisses us off
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To former faujeets, what are you most ashamed of as you look back on your days of jahiliyya?
For me, it's the belief that Ghafoora sahi banda hai
talking about you sir
@peaceforchange
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Punjab Police is such a shit show
Allegations against SP Anoosh, the new PR face of Punjab Police in case of violence against women and PRI supporters
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@cereal_twit
The nerve wracking anxiety of being an overseas pakistani. Entire day spent refreshing twitter feed. No work done, zero productivity
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@Khan__Bahadur
haha used to have some discussions with this guy a few years back. He would ask some questions, I would respond. I'm not saying I convinced him but I always responded.
When i asked questions, he mostly engaged in whataboutism & then one day, blocked me in response to question 😂
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@thecitizen_pak
wouldn't call it gaslighting or shifting blame, but disagree because it ignores ground realities.
If not this, Asim and Co would have manufactured something else to get to the same situation
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@worqas
Thank you! I thought I was the only one being skeptical and thinking along those lines. Now they'll probably say "daikhein hum nai apkai liye bhee toh kholi hai adalat"
lanti
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@cereal_twit
You might be seeing the “na-mantoor” one. Click the 3 dots next to it and report as “spammy”
The real one will show up
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Sinf-e-ahan!
From polio vaccinations to conquering ghq - women of pakistan, always leading from the front
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@Hamzakk
@mosharrafzaidi
it's okay - he'll probably blame IK for burning the social fabric in the country and bringing in idealogical intolerance.
Oh and the tweet will end with a cliched emo statement like...
Wish there was tolerance 😟
I pray for my people 🤲
I hope i stop talking out of my ass 🤞
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Meanwhile, Youthans be like
PTI women are the worst face of woman
Literally I will keep myself single instead of marrying a Youthan
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23Mar, 6Sep, 14Aug - my siblings & i wore our little khakis, put on fauji songs and crawled around the house
When VoNC happened, I was in the middle of watching sinf-e-ahan. remember telling my wife k will try to motivate beti to join army. Lol no fucking way now
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@RazaAliKhan_
Allah khair karay. It would be an even bigger miscalculation to attempt something on IK's life
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@hassanthegr8
@Amnabaano
fawad hasan fawad ki baitee ayesha hasan runs a consultancy called Dream3 which specialises in this
😂😂
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So you've been off Twitter since March and you think people will forget that you were one of the spineless bureaucrats following illegal orders?
Unfortunately for people like you, in this age of social media, images live forever and people don't forget
I have suspended 5 SHO's over incompetence, non-professionalism and non-seriousness towards controlling the crime. The newly posted SHO's have been tasked to take care of the public safety & bring the crime rate to zero level. They have been strictly told to treat every
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Just got a call from my wife in Pakistan and she asked me to close my alt account
One of her very close friend was picked up last night because of some stories she put up on her pvt SM account.
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@ifrahmaskan
@FaisalJavedKhan
And please don’t drive through the crowd!! Opposition k darindoun k moun mai pani aa raha houga to do another Benazir moment.
Pakistan needs him
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But I cannot get my wife's pleading panicking voice out of my mind
I'm not sure if I'll close it down, but I will surely tone things down a bit.
I guess someone was right when they said "they're using women to get to men"
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@hayemerijaanpro
@amnaappi
can't comment on that. As far as I know and have heard, she is an honest officer + courageous too, given the nature of the tasks she has to complete in the line of her job
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@__Dragunov
A few mins back, my daughter was excitedly showing me a block tower she made. Never taken this much effort to smile back at her
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@KaliDaal
@Jaferii
@OfficialDGISPR
@YouTube
@Twitter
@AsadAToor
@HassanAyub82
you should watch his vlog with
@WajSKhan
on the al-qadir trust case
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Don’t worry
@MaryamNSharif
, the nice folks at
@Independent_POV
made sure you and your brothers made it to the big screen, too ❤️
Proud moment,
@zayd280
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always thought that burying my child wd be the most difficult moment in my life. I was wrong. Allah ka nizam aisa hai k I got closure as soon as I buried her.
the most diff moment was when I signed her DNR. It felt as I was giving up on her and signing my child's death warrant
Last night, in the ER, I had to ask a young couple to let go of their 1.5 year old baby girl and sign a DNR because I had been working on her from 7 pm till 11:30 pm (CPR + resuscitations + everything I possibly could at that time) and there was no hope. (Cont.)
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Shuru karta houn Pak Fauj k naam sai
sir
@OfficialDGISPR
iss munafiq
@KhawajaMAsif
ki baatoun mai na jaein. He is saying you're not worthy of respect, calling generals a jageerdaar tabqa, calling army's performance dismal
plz take necessary action
PAK FAUJ ZINDABAD
Defence Minister Khawaja Muhammad Asif has said that it was the responsibility of every parliamentarian to defend the Pakistan Army, even in the absence of an event such as the May 9 riots
Imran’s people in Mianwali launched attack on Pakistan: Asif
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@cereal_twit
@Maduzkiii
maybe the PMLN team were mass reporting the genuine one as spam. Can't put anything past them
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@Amnabaano
bhai sab yehi choran baich rahay hein. There's this aitchisonian guy (GT) who went to Harvard for his M.Ed. His mother runs a great NGO and he made an entire profile about his mom's work k mai nai yeh bhee kiya, woh bhee kiya
aajkal bhai sahi milk kartay hein apni wokeness ko
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our heart goes out to them as well </3
Allah hidayat aur shaoor dai
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the one who used daddy's connections to get into Kinnaird College, Army Medical College and then King Edward ❤️
All that hustle but still didn't end up being a doctor
Also has an incomplete PhD to her name!
sherrrrr!! 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅
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@Renegade437
@Hamzakk
"For I was conscious that I knew practically nothing..."
I don't know
@Hamzakk
but I doubt he'll call himself an intellectual. I think aap jitna zyada parhtay ho utni aap mai aajzi aur himility aati hai. Utna hee aap apnai views k baray mai critical bhee houtay ho.
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yes because IK ran out of Pakistan <3
Seriously hope Twitter implements an IQ test before letting people on this app
Since you also know West a little too much, you probably know how many men in West specifically ‘Dads’ walk out of relationships when their families need them.
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Okay so i don’t get it - why was what happened with Bajwa in France condemnable?
Their family’s net worth rose to 12 billion in less than 6 years. For that, they should be called out every time the step outside in public
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Cute
p.s: This tweet is not to take away from the structural & social challenges faced by wmn in Pak. Rather, to point out the hypocrisy of those (not necessarily Mehak Fatima) who build careers around female causes, all while playing a role in victimising avg pakistani females
It's not easy to work as a police officer in one of the worst countries for females in the world.
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@SN4aeromechanic
she's not the only one tbh. One guy from "rural sindh" studied in Aitchison and then LUMS and then got on the Pakistan administrative services (DMG) because of the sindh rural seat 😂😂 This is why the quota system needs an overhaul. Perhaps based on city of your university
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girls with pvt IG/Snap/TikTok accounts in Pakistan are usually careful about who they let in
The fact that someone she trusted shared the material means ppl have started listening to Mohsin Naqvi's call for people to report on each other
we're going full Gestapo
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sir general babar iftikhar sir please guidance on the matter sir please
Dollar at open market trading around 305. Since arrival of PDM govt dollar at open market up by Rs 120
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Astaghfirullah!
What did i just read 🤢
🧵Thread on PMLN rapists
Pmln has used "Rape" as a weapon since its inception. This party is full of murderers & rapists!
In Kasur, under patronage of Pmln MPA Malik Ahmad Saeed, business of raping 300 children and selling their videos on the dark web was revealed. (1/16) cont.
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@damselindupatta
Two months since we lost our daughter. Not a days go by jab yaad nahi aatee.
Allah apko sabr dai
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Yeh narrative shaping bhee kamal cheez hai. For years the military and its branches have monopolised the term “sons of soil”
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Thank you for the reminder ☺️
Drove to Rawalpindi today, all banners of Shaukat Khanum Hospital, pleading for zaqat have been torn down. Maybe our current government needs our zaqat more that's why they don't want a cancer hospital to ask for it.
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@LostSou39348907
@footyUzair
@QuarantinePak
@Ravale_Mohydin
@ZTan14377
This applies to the very senior ones or those who were already well established
So many of those who don’t get beyond major or lt col are running around looking for jobs as security consultants for malls etc
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@cereal_twit
I stopped believing all western narratives when I realised King Leopold killed more people than Hitler but very few people, if any, talk about him.
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@BangashYK
unfortunately people who aren't toeing the junta's line and have families back in Pakistan don't always have this luxury :)
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@FitnayFatway
on a serious note, as somone who is a child, grandchild, cousin of ppl in the military, a big 🖕🏽 to people like this bhai. Humaray baray sari zindagi border par iss liye nahi guzartay takai we’re forced to tweet from anon ids because our own beloved idara will come after us
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@KaliDaal
@Khanontwt
I actually made the same point with a friend of mine and he replied with (and what IK also says) is that rizq toh Allah daita hai. I think that's the mental fear we need to overcome
"There's no tough choice. There's only the right choice and the wrong choice"
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Imrandoo youthias need lessons in history before questioning the legacy of DGISPR!
Sure many of them also didn't know that DGISPR's abba ji
- founded a now-banned militant org
- was alleged to have met Osama bin Laden
- was constantly surveilled by CIA, FIA and ISI
عمران خان جس وقت تمھارا باپ اکرام اللہ نیازی سرکاری ملازمت کر رہا تھا اس وقت میجر جزل احمد شریف چوہدری کا والد ڈاکٹر عبد القدیر خان کیساتھ ملکر ملک کو ناقابل تسخیر بنانے کیلئے ایٹم بم بنانے میں مصروف تھا ۔ احمد شریف چوہدری کے والد چوہدری بشیر الدین نیوکلیر سائنٹسٹ تھے
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@theshabbasi
And amidst all of this, all the online hate, you’ll see ppl talking to jawans with respect saying “humai aapsai masla nahi hai”
So aap logoun ka ghussa personal na lein. “Aam awam” bhee ussi 🇵🇰 k dard mai cheekh rahi hai jis 🇵🇰 ko defend karnay apkai husband border par hein
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@BangashYK
engaged with you in person during your FC college days. Completely aware of how you engage with those who disagree with you
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sir please choke on a dead donkey's wiener
By inciting public violence and hate against the Army from outside and attempting to provoke dissent within the institution, Imran has burnt himself and his party badly. What started like a shrill political campaign is culminating as a self-inflicted shot in the head.
Imran
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@KaliDaal
I would suggest look at those around you. For example. I've just ordered fuel cards that can be prepaid and filled with cash for our office support staff. Will fill it 3000 each (one litre every two days). Uss mai you only refill it next month if they use it.
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@ifrahmaskan
Most moulvis are venomous. Plus they’re super territorial and think they’re the gatekeepers of knowledge. Allah asks Muslims to ponder and think, but these guys want us to come to them for understanding even the most simple of Ayats
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There should be 5-10 year post retirement period during which highest ranking judges, generals & bureaucrats should not be allowed to settle outside Pak
Think about it, why would any of them leave all the perks and privileges and stature to relocate unless 💰 is stashed abroad
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Does DJ butt provide these services? 🤔
#امپورٹڈ_حکومت_نامنظور
Sri Lanka protesters light up Presidential Secretariat building with ‘Go Home Gota’ slogans
📸
@ThilinaKalu
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more importantly, who will be blamed for the event now that PTI is no longer in power in the province
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imagine the level of desperation when you're using those associated with terrorism to "sing" your praises
lanat asim munir
Hafiz Jee.. Hafiz Jee ..
With Aurangzaib Farooqui behind him, a worker of banned Sipah Sahaba recites a poem full of praises for COAS.
ISPR song lite version. Billboards didnt work. Defunct outfits now putting in overtime to restore military's dignity. Exposes their nexus more
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