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I cannot believe locals were right about Malala bro I've been arguing with family friends colleagues for two decades defending her and I was wrong all along what the hell
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Our maid quit because she used her earning to educate her daughters and two of them have now graduated and have jobs so our maid doesn't need to work anymore 😊😊
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Imran Khan has made Pakistan an international joke. Take me back to the times when everyone used to respect Pakistan like when Gilani stole a charity necklace for his wife, or when Zardari flirted with Sarah Palin, and when Nawaz Sharif harassed reporter Kim Barker
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Imagine your rishtedaar bring you cake and you call them ghareeb. Tatti level thinking. Lun personality. Yuck.
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Saari mastiyaan ek taraf, it is crazy k they jailed the leader, banned the symbol, gave alag symbol to each candidate, did not allow campaigning or events, and PTI still won. Like, proper crazy scenes, no matter what your political opinions are this shit is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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There are only three types of people not leaving Pakistan:
1) Rich and powerful in Pakistan, living happily
2) Too poor to move abroad
3) Youngest sibling whose elder siblings are all abroad so the youngest one has to stay in Pakistan due to old parents still in Pakistan
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People keep saying LGBT is ''western'' but like, 60% of Urdu poetry is about how the poet is in love with another man and wants to be fucked by them. Be real. Be honest. Shit has been gay as hell here since the start.
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I was shot in the arm 20 days after IK got shot in the leg and it still hurts if I put weight on it, can imagine having the injury be on his foot probably makes it much worse. I CAN use my hand where needed but there's limits. He's also like 70 years old. Have some shame.
Interesting … seems ImranKhan is able to walk comfortably and does not need a wheel chair.
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Me: And for my last wish, I want 3 more wishes
The Genie:
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Look, Zainab Abbas fucked up. Pakistan wouldn't welcome a sports journalist who tweeted insults or jokes about Allah or the Prophet (pbuh) either.
Just, don't be a shit person and insult other people's religions. That's the solution. There's no defending her or what she said
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Here's a funny story some of the younger ones may not know:
In 1998 terrorists from Baloch Student Organization hijacked a PIA Fokker plane, taking the 33 people onboard as hostages. They told the flight captain Uzair Khan to take the plane to New Delhi.
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Seriously thinking of becoming a demotivational speaker. Someone needs to tell people to take a break and chill the fuck out, we aren't here just to work ourselves to death
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I can't stop thinking about this. How boring must your life be if KFC running out of ketchup is a major event requiring a selfie, taking a picture of KFC employees (who aren't responsible for procurement anyway), and sending it to your friend to post for thousands of followers
A friend is visiting Murree and bought some food from KFC. He asked for ketchup and was told that they ran out of it.
Really.
@kfc_pk
you need to do better than this.
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People saying this is a win for democracy when not a single Pakistani voted to make Shahbaz PM or Fazlu President 🤡🤡🤡
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Remember when Israel blew up the building with CNN / BBC offices in Palestine? And not only did they not get sanctioned, CNN / BBC themselves made excuses for why the attack was justified 🤡🤡🤡
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BREAKING NEWS: WE HAVE VISUALS COMING IN FROM KARACHI SHOWING THAT CITIZENS HAVE NOW JOINED THE CIVIL WAR AND ARE FIGHTING PAK AIR FORCE
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Politics aside, Maryam Nawaz is pure evil man. The way she treats her party members, the absolute phitkaar / manhoosiyat on her face, her statements, everything is absolutely vile. I have never seen such a clearly evil politician in Pakistan since I've been an adult
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No one has ever been more right about things than this woman was.
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Murree vodka. Local Gold Leaf. Even though he's rich af. This man truly loves Pakistan.
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Why are they doing an emergency press conference at 12:30am where the Interior Minister is saying there were plans to make false rape accusations? My God what have they done, what are they trying to cover up
Interior Minister of Pakistan knowing the gross human rights violations taking place l on women under custody has started to do victim blaming that if any woman comes up with rap* allegation it will mean she is lying.
@hrw
@volker_turk
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I'm sorry but it's so funny that an ex Prime Minister's life is constantly being ruined by an unemployed teenager hahaha look at his face
Nawaz Sharif hiding behind his goons while his platelets drop after seeing me
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If you've worked in the IT industry you know how hard it is to deliver such a smooth experience, companies spend so much time and money to ensure everything works right, these mfers did it for free in 2 days under immense pressure. Crazy efforts.
Amazed at how well this implementation works. I sent NA 248 and in return I got:
1) Information about the results according to Form 45
2) The name of the party that won because of alleged rigging (MQM)
3) A link to a tweet showing a video of rigging going on in NA 248
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لب پے آتی ہے دعا...
Henry Cavill and Dua Lipa in Matthew Vaughn’s new action-thriller ‘ARGYLLE’.
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"Feminist" organizer offering to create a "communications policy" for Nabil Gabol so he doesn't joke about kidnapping minor girls for sex and successfully hides his misogyny 💀💀💀 PPP k time pe kitne cute hojatay hain yeh sub harami elite
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Dollar at 300, Fiverr giving warning to clients about Pakistani workers, important medicines not available, food too expensive, journalists being arrested, people being killed, no social media, no mobile internet
Babies on Twitter: omg they burnt a bus, how could they 😢😢😢
I honestly cannot believe people are tweeting about buses and buildings being burnt, poora mulk tabah kar dya in bharwoun nay and you are crying about 2-3 buses and a building be for real please
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Establishment ki kitni hat rahi hogi k ganjay chutiyay k lyay sab qurbaan kardya phr bhi loru haar gaya 😭
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I hate this genre of tweets so much bsdi k parathay k lyay shadi kar rahay ho to Alamgeer hotel pe parathay walay se karlo woh lachaydaar wala bhi bana lega
Now Tell Me What's Your Choice??😛
Love Marriage Arrange Marriage
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This dude in our neighborhood comes back home from abroad, wants to get laid. Calls up his ex. Finds out that she is married. Tries to get her to meet him, she declines. He hatches a genius plan - he's going to blackmail her into having sex with him
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So top Pakistani unis have daaku day where they dress like Baloch and Sindhi people, paindu day where they dress like poor/middle class Punjabis... What next? Mobile chor day where they dress as Muhajirs? Like how are you in the top university in the country and still a shithead
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Huma Qureshi, a relatively small Indian actor, made a Netflix series about a totalitarian Hindu regime set in 2040s.
SRK, India's biggest actor who could choose to make any project he wants, is making a Netflix series about starting a war in Balochistan
Wah
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@ryanigoodman
lol I'm sorry, this tweet was meant for a Pakistani audience, so I didn't clarify, I'm not talking about her getting shot, after getting shot there was a local conspiracy that she was being used by America as an asset. Also, she was shot by actual terrorists not "locals"
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NADRA meri baat suno virgin kehne ka tumhara koi maqsad nahi tha tum single/unmarried bhi bol sakte thay
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Indians opening the tweet to send hateful replies to see Pakistanis replying with even more hate
Pakistan strongly condemns life sentence awarded to Yasin Malik on fabricated charges. Such oppressive tactics cannot dampen the spirit of people of Kashmir in their just struggle against illegal Indian occupation. We stand with them in quest for self-determination as per UNSCRs
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Some fucker from LUMS gets paid 4 lakh rs per month by Pepsi to come up with "Why Not Meri Jaan"
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I like how Malala's age gap with her husband isn't brought up because he is so hot. Makes sense too, when I marry Monica Bellucci it won't be an age gap thing either even though she's 26 years older than me. What I'm saying is, hotness matters more than anything
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Pakistani culture is so bad man. My friend is going through rishta finding process and the girl he liked his family won't accept because she's too old. She is 30. He is 34.
lots of men revealing themselves as r*pists and p*edophiles in the can a 28 year old marry a 17 year old debate.
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No way, who could have predicted that dehumanizing 3 million people as illegal would also affect millions more of the same ethnicity, truly no one could have thought this was a possibility
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Those Imaan Mazari club pictures were first used by Jamiat fans against PTI, then by PMLN fans against PTI, then by PTI fans against Imaan Mazari, and are now being used by establishment against PTI... what a country man. Tatti.
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Pakistan is so over man, best thing you can do for your kids' future is to tell them to leave this country asap and help them in any way you can. Turn shaadi funds into visa funds. We are being ruled by top level chutiyas since the start this country will NEVER improve
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Pakistan has exported another meme
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The kid knows his life is over. Jailed for decades probably
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Meeting Imran Khan and posting only a selfie; Babar Azam has out sigmaed Imran Khan, this world cup is ours
Had a great meeting with the PM. Always a pleasure to learn from legend of the game himself. 😇🙌
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Kuch bhi hojayay, jiyala jiyala hi hota hai. Fully participating in trying to get Imran Khan lynched for blasphemy. Love our progressives
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I just drove for 1 hour in Karachi summers and I look 10 times more beaten than this old man who's been in jail for ages, sahi unique piece bnaya hai Allah mian nay, incredible
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I just want one Pakistani drama where the other girl tells the married girl k kisi ko nahi chahye tumhara tatti shohar
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Turk memes are ruthless mere hum watnoun nay kaheen izzat nahi rakhi
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Yes the war thing is terrifying but it is also terribly funny that Pakistan keeps stumbling into global events without ever wanting to
Prime Minister
@ImranKhanPTI
meets Russian President Vladimir Putin during his visit to Moscow today.
#PMIKInRussia
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Abhi Imran Khan PM hota to koi badmashi wala pro-Palestine bayan dechuka hota jis se humaray international politics mein loray lag jatay, proper aadmi, free him right now
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Imran Khan once left the ground with a hot girl from the crowd, leaving his bowling team with 10 men on the field, returned an hour later, told the captain he would bowl now, and won the match for his team. Look into your heart and tell me; does this man deserve to be in jail???
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Imagine paying 450000rs per semester just to work in Unilever and sell shampoos 😭
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Allah ka shukar
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Eid arahi thi, socha seat covers carpeting waghaira change karwadoun sexy hojaegi gaari. Woke up at 10am, reached shop, parked car, got out of the car and a fucking AC outer fell from a flat above and obliterated my windshield, dashboard, and pillar. Wah. Good morning.
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CSS is not just an exam. It is an intellectual orgasm that brings you closer to knowledge. It opens your third eye and shows you the future. You finally see the code behind the Matrix, leave your physical body behind and defeat Samsara to ascend to the heavens forever
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Next election Bilawal PM, phr Maryam PM, phr Bilawal PM, phr Maryam PM, phr Bilawal PM, phr Maryam ka beta PM, phr Bilawal PM, phr Maryam ka beta PM, phr Bilawal ka beta/beti PM, phr Maryam ka beta PM, phr Bilawal ka beta/beti PM, phr Maryam ka beta PM, phr Bilawal ka beta/beti P
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I'm sure many of you came across this image. PTI official page also shared it without any context or who took it. What they will never tell you is that it was created by Al.
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Sharabi k dard nay achanak jazbaat badal dyay, baat badal di
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The Pakistani Cricket Team if Shoaib Akhtar was the coach
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You guys wanted Fawad Khan to play THIS guy?!?!? Humayun Saeed is perfect
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A whole lot of 22 year olds are about to experience just how bad PPP/PMLN governance can be for the first time as adults lmao
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This picture has such strong ''heard you were talking shit about me'' energy LMAO
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The most dangerous Muslims in order:
1) British Muslims
2) Taliban
3) Medical Students
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I don't tweet about politics anymore but this is too much yaar. They killed this innocent person. Koi had hoti hai. Fuckin jahannumis each of you assholes here who pretend to be "progressive" but only do propaganda for PMLN and PPP
اس معصوم کی جان لی ہے بیغیرتوں نے اتنا بھولا تھا ہمارا بھائی
یہ وڈیو میں نے خود اُس کو بغیر بتائے بنائی تھی، پارٹی کے لیے اپنی قُربانیاں بتا رہا تھا سوچا ریکارڈ کر لوں😭😭😭
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Go ahead. Say gheeraah instead of ghairat one more time. Say suhoor instead of sehri. Talk about awrah. Become a UK Muslim. Try me.
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It is honestly amazing that Aurat March went from a small event to something the whole country talks about for weeks in just a few years. Those amazing placards are finally making a necessary conversation happen.
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I'm not even offended, just confused, who else has an Urdu accent in Pakistan besides Karachi walay?!
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Man... they're directly accusing him and using his pictures, are we in some sort of endgame now
سرمایہ کاری میں اضافے کے نام پر قائم ایس ائی ایف سی نامی عسکری فراڈ، سرمایہ کاری میں اضافے میں مُکمل طور پر ناکام ہے لیکن سرکاری وسائل پر قبضے کامیابی سے جاری ہیں۔
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I've said this before but there's only one solution to Pakistan's problems: Give control over the whole country to the people running KFC Pakistan
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Pakistani nationalists talking about Balochs sound EXACTLY like Israelis talking about Palestinians. The exact same talking points. Calling them all terrorists, calling them uneducated savages, asking them to condemn BLA.
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Whole country in chaos because USA didn't like our prime minister. What a ridiculous world we live in
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Why is Imran Khan posting his girl on main lmao did she find him texting someone else
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Instead of blackmailing us with patriotism maybe Pakistani artists should try making a movie that isn't absolutely tatti
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Listen man, I don't know how to sugarcoat this, but Pakistan is not going to make it
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Shahzad Ghias tried calling my boss in Karachi to get me fired, that crazy stalker Islamabadi girl tried to call my ex boss in Austin, Texas to get me fired (I hadn't updated my LinkedIn and she thought I still worked there 😭)
What’s the maddest anyone’s ever been at you on Twitter and have you been the main character?
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We're literally watching PTI end in front of our eyes, they've won, it's over
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Altaf Hussain really went on live TV and brain fucked a hundred million Indians who had no idea what was about to hit them and you still doubt his patriotism?
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It's not just the mullahs man. Large majority of educated professionals also support these lynchings. You cannot say anything against these murders in a Karachi IT office without worrying about getting killed. This rot runs deep
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Match dekh k lag raha hai USA 50 saal se cricket khel raha hai aur Pakistan ka first world cup hai
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Karachi mein vaccine k saath saath dozakh k bhi trials chal rahe hain
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Phone got snatched. Lost my primary number which I'll never be able to get back since it was in my elder brother's name and he died 7 years ago. The snatchers were kids max 16 year old, 2 of them had guns, we have failed as a society when kids are doing this shit
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