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Wife, J-school & Law Grad. Mom to the saltiest teen & toddler in the South. I know what I said. I said what I said. Harris2024
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@AmyNoMiddleNam3
This is the type of man who thinks all menstrual cycles occur at the exact same time and for equal duration in everyone who has them.
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I asked 18 to get her laundry out of the dryer multiple times. She didn’t. I just found $40 in the dryer. I’m trying to decide if I should keep it as a finder’s fee. And before you call me a terrible mom, consider what would happen in a dorm laundry room. 🙃
#LifeLessons
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I’ve never seen this bear up close before and today he really showing off.
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@SovereignWoman_
@blackonthegram
Then... Do that? It's not your business what anyone else does.
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@CatJenkins20
@padresj
My exact thought. She’s out trying to decide if she wants chlorine free tampons or to try a menstrual cup and he’s thinking about how to tell her where babies come from.
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@whatthadel
@PrinceHAK33M
We will go BECAUSE it's Judgment Day. Won't have us out here looking like Boo Boo the Fool for The Lord.
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@smoke_nd_pearlz
@RaiiMichelle
You have no idea how many of these "recipes" were circulated on my birth board. They'll shame people for using formula in a minute and then do *gestures in hopeless manner* this.
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Yall look at this. 🥹
When you waited all your life to be the best big brother. Big-ups to Carter on embracing his new baby sister with so much love 😍💕
🎥 IG/autumnchristiana
#thehappyhuesco
#bigups
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@chris_notcapn
EIGHTY? Not 8? They've only been in school 7 years max. How on Earth could they not have been in front of a judge before they reached double digits?!
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@itsJeffTiedrich
@realDonaldTrump
Seriously, I think his attorneys have gotten wind that something brewing in NY is about to break open.
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@SimiraNB
@SophiaTesfaye
@BrujaBanton
Grandma, auntie...somebody. He needs a safe place to live and with a mother who denies him is not it.
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@notcapnamerica
He probably has her clothes hanging up in the bathroom and her shoes & purse by the door. He is sick of her.
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Toddlers are such unserious people. He’s hiding from me, ya’ll. He’s quite sure he’s nailed it.
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@SirRicoSmalls
@Garyville_Girl
@DailyLoud
The minute he walks into a therapist’s office, “Cancel all my other patients. We eating for life.”
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@lucyinparadise
@thechosenberg
Unconditional love does not mean enabling bad decisions and helping to perpetuate a flawed cycle.
The girl’s plan is to drop out of school to raise her baby and have the dad work to support it. So why does grandma “need to step up?” Why not go live w/his parents?
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@fromNYwithluv
@TiffanyGosling
Make sure you ship this one with delivery confirmation. This chick is about to destroy his package.
You JUST KNOW his mama can't stand her.
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@dieworkwear
My goodness Derek. What’s the proper wardrobe for this murder by tweets. I hope it involves a smoking jacket.
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@myronjclifton
@Snow_Blacck
It's a careful balance. You're indignant, but not ignorant so you know not to play with ppl making your food.
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@GeauxGabrielle
@SussexDetective
I hope she’s at his deportation hearing after he completes his sentence, too.
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@themultiplemom
I saw this clip yesterday and did it with my son (3). He made this exact laugh and I had to do this 6 more time. I thought my arms would fall off. It was wonderful.
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@CarmineSabia
Actual footage of my response to anyone in a MAGA hat trying to tell me what best serves Black Americans.
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@BardiUpdatess
This is such a small thing, but it’s big to me. Cardi brings up her stepdaughter w/o prompting to include her in this convo about “their babies.” ♥️♥️ A lot of ppl know that’s healthy normal family behavior, but I don’t take it for granted because I know stepmoms who do not.
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@ESPNFrankie
@AlmaSuono
Right even her first baby's starting to look more like Russ. 😉 Ain't nobody thinking about Future.
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@vertdavixen
@Stoned_Simmer
@knivesevent
@DeeDaniels_17
@8driii
@DeejayCombs
When it breaks again, act confused.
From now on, If it’s oil, cool and pour in another container to throw away w/garbage. Animal fats solidify so you can put foil in a bowl, pour the grease in & toss it when it’s solid.
If your people follow you, delete this. 🙃
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@sophielouisecc
How did she trash your country? How did she trash your royal family?
Because it sounds like you think she was supposed to just sit there while media made comments about her being from almost Compton and her in-laws were pondering her baby's complexion & disinheriting her kids.
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@sashxmoni
@dxstinyy00
My son will not hold his bottle unless he's in the mood, but his fat little fist stay ready to grab a remote or an iPhone. 😭
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@LowLowForShort
@jayacancook
I'm looking for black Friday deals on student loans and medical bills.
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I’m keeping it. She left the front door OPEN. Not just unlocked.
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@KathleenRMC1
@AshleyGWinter
It's the "I told you so" that keeps on speaking when you're nowhere in sight.
I seem to remember learning in high school you can have too much of vitamins A, D, E, & K. I don't remember learning what the side effects were, but I remember enough not to phone a friend.
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@callmedollar
Whatever's going on, I'd like to place a bet on Zoe Saldana or Amanda Seale having a moment this month.
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@DrVirgo1981
This is funny because if they didn’t choose Biff over us (and themselves) with alarming consistency, we might have a society with protections in place so that the bear wouldn’t be our best option.
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@daralynn13
Period products should play Benny Hill or Mortal Kombat theme.
I will not be taking questions.
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@Its_UncleDonDon
As a family, we have to stop explaining things like this on SM. That's how we ended up with the Addison Rae type tiktok girlies invoking a South American country when trying to say "whew chile."
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@notcapnamerica
@JoelSchamber
@JackReacher
I think you found the head keyboard puncher.
Uh oh! They’re about to boycott.
Remember all the businesses that have tanked b/c they activated their woke=broke campaign? I think the NFL, Nike, & Budweiser are all bankrupt or something. 😏
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@Renee_PLP
@PettyLupone
his daughter's like... "Idk what he's going to do over weddings or grandkids, but I dig this."
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@AngryBlackLady
And last I checked, nether Serena nor Simone had to have punishment for cheating scandals adjudicated in a a federal court, but...
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@michaelharriot
We’re Not Heating/Cooling the Outside: An Examination of the Immediate Impact of Climate Change
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@bomani_jones
The fact that he retweeted it like you were paying him a compliment is hilarious.
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@notcapnamerica
Too bad he couldn’t have found one of us countless Blacks in the Deep South to run this tweet by while it was still in the drafts.
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@TeejTheWatcher
@babyanita0
I feel like some guy she's sleeping with convinced her of this so he could skip the condom.
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@notcapnamerica
@onmytitswhaaaat
Opened fired, but missed? Assailants got away? I guess it happens, but maybe Major Biden should be on active duty.
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@notcapnamerica
That baby got up and walked back a little too unbothered to have just been snatched by a monkey on a moped. What has this child seen?!
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@meghanttucker
@ceecee_the_cat
I child locked all the games my ex’s favorite teams were playing in.
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@AmmahStarr
Last week my mom had knee replacement surgery. That morning, I wore my law school sweatshirt with my husband's law firm's hat to meet her Drs. Etc. When I went back, that afternoon, it was time for a different alum shirt.
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@AngryLawyerLady
Where is her Hon.?
She's a sitting federal judge. She is not one of CNN's little friends.
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@ladidaix
@Sunshin76174502
@iHad2GoGetit
This was my son a few nights ago. Fighting sleep so hard he was hiding from it under the bed, but it caught him anyways. He was in there for about an hour battling.
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@ESPNFrankie
Something tells me consequences have been something he's lived without up until then b/c how else are you just chilling at a game & decide to put your hands on a stranger & an elder, at that? What did he think that ticket entitled him to?
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@michaelaross0
@Connerish
@Ford91Brad
@joncoopertweets
We call the ones that are both cabinet secretaries.
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Tonight I really could use prayer, healing thoughts and vibes for my 17 year old. Shit is heavy and I have had to appear braver than I am today. Hug your babies twice, people.
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@QueenRMade1
I thought she was at least going to say they went to a jump park or museum or something. But bathroom trips and wear and tear on the couch? Juice boxes? Nope. Never again.
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@breedablebrat
@theejenbunny2
Maybe I have just gotten used to it and don't notice, but by the time the greens go into the pot, I can generally only smell sautéed onions and smoked meat...🤔
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I have a ton of Mr. and Mrs. paraphernalia I didn’t buy. To say heterosexuality is private is a downright lie. I have enough to worry about without policing how anyone else is wired to love.
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@notcapnamerica
Their whole personality changes. My mom allowed my niece to go to her friend’s house at 9pm on a school night and I’m still upset. I had to graduate early and leave the state for that freedom. Tuh.
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@JoJoFromJerz
@BrookeOnAir
I did not like everything Obama did, but I did enjoy sleeping at night.
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@deardrewdixon
@michaelharriot
💀💀💀💀
Conclusion: You better go find somebody to play with cuz I ain’t the one.
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@CheyenneBostock
Or… we can mind our own bodies and leave her to do the same. Autonomy is complete. She looks phenomenal. It’s an adult party… WITH her husband. You’re acting like she’s in Chuck E Cheese’s. Signed a happily married Black mom.
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@thisisDiMo
@ChocolateRain__
God bless you because I tried to be a GAL and it made me want to FIGHT.
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@ramseyboltin
She’s going to have to swallow an AirTag every day of that week to make sure she get back home.
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@esargent702
@CleverlyChloe
Please don’t hurt yourself reaching. It’s a new year and you probably haven’t reached your deductible yet!
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@notcapnamerica
This was the pic they used. I texted it to my mom w/no comment. She CALLED me to say IKYL.
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@DanteAbstract
@Janine_Original
@ScottieBeam
You’re so worried about that child’s trauma. Where was the energy when he was dragging a baby to court to hear things no child should hear?
hYPoCRitE.
He wasn’t interested in parenting. He wanted a prop.
He knew he shot her & could have taken a plea for less time, for his kid.
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@DrJasonJohnson
He looks like a part of a specific group of frat boys known at my college for roid rage and the inability to take no for an answer.
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@chrislhayes
I was just thinking about how awkward it would be for Lindsey Graham if Biden picked Judge Childs for a second SCOTUS knowing he has vocally supported her, but now facing 5-4 instead of 6-3.
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Fine. Don’t vote. There’s plenty of other disabled people who understand petulance doesn’t move the needle and some of us also have disabled children to consider. It’s not just our own lives we’re trying to protect in order to get a chance to build better.
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@thetiarawillis
@estherolu
"Let's put the active ingredient, Hyaluronic ACID, in a metal container."
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@BIGPIKLIZ
When she said she almost bit that lady, I was like, “if she’s that far, she’s going to wish she bit that lady b/c she’s not getting drugs…”
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@UNHINGEDKELZ
@thecindynoir
Why does the baby on the left look like he’s already tired of this?! He’s got be
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@heyyitsjanea
Ciara told everybody years ago:
I bet you want the goodies
Bet you thought about it
Got you all hot and bothered
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If you're looking for the goodies
Keep on looking, 'cause they stay in the jar.
It just so happens to be a glass jar.
Go on, my good sis! She looks phenomenal.
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@Bluescity3
@ChrisDJackson
Um no. That was Obama. I had tricare when I got married & kept all my previous providers. Next you’re going to tell us repairing sections of the border wall was building the wall & Mexican import tariffs is really Mexico paying for it.
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@c_nephobe
I hope Dems put this on billboards. Who cares if he's not up for reelection. Paint Scott & Rubio with same brush.
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@ghostcoochie
@phylonyah
@BelleRideaux
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while! Not North Carolina!
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@SJBSchu
@GaryGrumbach
@BernieSanders
@LateNightSeth
I really don't understand why people keep saying Biden can't be Trump. If Bernie can't beat Biden, how can Bernie beat Trump?
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