Sean Herrala
@seanherrala
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Old school liberal Democrat. Blocks way more than follows. I exist to lift friends who need that, poke fun at friends who like that, and tell jerks to eff off.
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Facebook: where you find out you don’t like a bunch of people you know in real life
Twitter: where you find out you like a bunch of people you don’t know in real life
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*Morgan Freeman narration voice*
“They could’ve just complied.”
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“HBO renaming itself Max is the stupidest rebrand I’ve ever se—“
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Tonight we bid farewell to Cody, who was the nicest dog ever for his 16+ years on this earth and a very good boy. I’ll always miss him
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People keep dumping on Biden for his age and he’s flying all over the world giving speeches and gaggles in local time…I’m 46 and that shit would kill me. That’s some energy.
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Every single time Nikki Haley says “A vote for Joe Biden is a vote for President Kamala Harris”, if you can’t feel the N word steaming through her nostrils, I don’t know you.
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@mrotzie
Beginning March 1, 2020, I stayed confined to my house/yard for exactly 200 days. On the 201st day, I went out into the wild, and the very first person I saw looked right at me and said “This is Cedar Key...you don’t have to wear a mask here.” Eff that guy.
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I have never in my life seen a witness (Fani Willis) saunter in, say it’s their turn now, and then proceed to casually destroy the ‘hostile’ attorney like this. She’s like a cat playing with a mouse she already mortally wounded. This will be memorialized somehow. It’s historical.
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The switch has flipped, the gloves are off, and it’s time.
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I don’t know if we’ll ever fully appreciate how flawlessly Doug Emhoff is executing the position of first-ever Second Gentleman.
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Andrew Yang is on CNN plugging Nina Turner as a formidable primary challenger for Biden and I just snorted (not Don Jr snorted, snorted with laughter)
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Gaetz and Boebert showing up and refusing to stand up or clap when Zelensky says our money to them “isn’t charity; it’s an investment into democracy for us all” is everything you ever need to know about those treasonous assholes.
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I was absolutely stunned that they wanted to call off the search and implode that partially collapsed apartment building in Iowa after like 2 days…until I saw the family members of the missing, and then it clicked.
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When they call a duly elected Black mayor a DEI hire, they’re not just using DEI as a euphemism, they’re saying Black people shouldn’t have the vote.
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@SaintMystic
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“I hate that guy but I think he’s going to fix everything that bothers me so I’ll vote for him” is a hell of a pretzel, but that’s still a vote
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He didn’t go missing; he found himself.
Four years ago a donkey named Diesel went missing in Wyoming. He's now part of an elk community
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Press since Thursday: Why won’t Biden do an extended interview?
Biden Admin today: He’s doing one this week.
Jake Tapper just now:
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“We did vote.”
Who the fuck told you voting was like a tattoo?
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Gonna say it again…it was never the genre that sucked; it was the pieces of garbage the industry and fans were propping up that made country music toxic.
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I don’t understand people who travel and then order the same food and drink they have at home.
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A former pro wrestler who makes good movies and isn’t a Republican.
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Progressives use “KHive” the same way the right uses “woke”
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@lizrhoffman
@ReedAlbergotti
“Hey, you wanna buy this new car with me?”
“No, it’s overpriced.”
“Ok, I’ll buy it myself.”
*drives car off dealer lot, gets into several wrecks, has it towed back to dealership
“You sure you don’t want to buy in? Same price as before.”
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I went to high school in the early 90s and our selections were the water fountain or dehydration.
wait.. yalls high schools didn’t sell iced coffee in the mornings??
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Infamous racist Ty Cobb’s career batting average record being overtaken by Josh Gibson’s is the chef’s kiss moment of the day.
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Sheila Jackson Lee literally died telling us how to escape this shit and not respecting that would be disgraceful.
We have to finish this chapter. The way she knew it had to happen.
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David Fucking Axelrod: Democrats have no enthusiasm for Biden
Also David Fucking Axelrod: Democrats have irrational exuberance for Harris
What the hell is he looking for? And yes, I know the answer. I’m just splaying it out there for everyone to stare at.
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Tommy Tuberville fucking HATES that Tim Walz is being called Coach and that makes my day.
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So Angel Reese can’t be vulnerable one moment because she wasn’t in another? She can’t feel sexualized because she isn’t always modest? That is some weak, weak garbage and even though I’m not surprised by some of the people with these takes, it’s still disappointing.
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Stephen Colbert played this fictional guy for a decade and now he’s real.
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Free advice:
Don’t ever, ever fucking compare anything to chattel slavery or the holocaust. Ever.
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The anti-Kamala Harris TV ads have started locally here in NE FL and I can tell you for certain that means they are terrified that the state is in play.
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They will never, ever, ever let this be a level playing field.
“The racist unemployed guy at least showed up, unlike the other person who has been a candidate for 9 or 10 days and who is already Vice President…that seems like fair criticism”
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@ASlavitt
Making a smoothie
*turns on blender without lid*
“Holy shit, stuff is going everywhere!”
*turns off blender*
“Ok whew. I should probably look for the blender lid.”
*3 minutes pass*
“...But I’m really thirsty and it’s not making a mess anymore.”
*turns on blender without lid*
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There’s a thunderstorm here right now…see if you can locate the bravest boi.
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@AbeFroman
I know I saw who was waving bye and what was in their eyes. You can’t mistake that.
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Here is a massive problem. I’m not trying to single this person out bc I think it’s a much broader issue. Young people are straight up telling us basically everything they know is from TikTok.
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The lead balloon drop of the Q-rating of Nancy Pelosi among the Democratic base is stunning. She was a luminary; a beacon of leadership and chess moves. It’s just a sad ending to an otherwise great story.
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CNN having Andrew Yang on to discuss his political instincts about President Biden and possible replacements was…a decision.
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@notcapnamerica
“for me”
FOR ME
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the defining voting trait of every Republican
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Since we’re talking about old sitcom stars who turned out to be conservatives, maybe it’s a good time to suggest looking into Kelsey Grammer before you get too enamored with the Frasier reboot.
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@JacquiHeinrich
@svdate
Maybe, just maybe, worshipping one of the most awful human beings in history wasn’t a great idea. Maybe.
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@atrupar
whatever it takes, except the easy, obvious, safe, effective thing. other than that, whatever it takes
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I’m just going to set this right here. This is the Tournament of Champions.
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Trump’s crowds would probably be bigger if he didn’t kill so many of them with his Covid response.
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Joe Biden doesn’t have massive rally crowds and boat parades because he’s not the leader of a cult.
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Hear me out.
Maybe, just maybe, the Middle East is complicated as fuck and it’s not just because none of the leaders are on TikTok to hear the same dozen terms over and over until they can regurgitate them like fools.
Maybe.
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Look if you have even considered saying shit like “Genocide Joe”, BLOCK ME NOW
I’m done with you idiotic antisemitic motherfuckers forever. I never want to have any interactions with you again. That’s for good. Ever. Never, ever. Fuck the hell off.
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@keshawnrants
True story. Watching them get praised/rewarded for stuff you got punished for
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My wife sent me this photo of a dress she tried on and then was like nah I didn’t get it. Seriously? Uh uh go back and get that please.
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@Phil_Lewis_
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She’s not just dumping on Venus and Serena, she’s also implying that even intellectually, men have a built-in advantage that she was somehow able to overcome.
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I’m begging you all to enjoy this W. We don’t get enough breaks. Take this one.
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@Acosta
I know you show this to report what’s happening, but I truly am sorry that you and your crew have to deal with this and I’m grateful that you do it anyway. Thank you.
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The way this man was just mistreated and dehumanized for hours and never let them win.
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It gives 3D printed pinewood derby
Somebody wrapped their Cybertruck in Mirror Rose Gold and put matching 30 inch dual tone wheels on it.
Thoughts?
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CNN is already calling Biden’s energy sanctions “largely symbolic” after wondering for days why he wouldn’t take such a bold stance
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Bernie Sanders’ most significant achievement was making a whole bunch of disaffected but otherwise well-intentioned people care about politics but not explaining it enough to teach them how it works, which eventually disappointed them and tipped every scale back to Republicans.
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This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.
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Biden just called people who don’t believe in climate change “Neanderthals”
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@notcapnamerica
@Lowes
This is worse than mine, but once I watched FedEx pull up to my house, guy got out, saw geese (who to be fair are assholes) in my yard, jump back into the truck, and leave. A few minutes later, both scheduled deliveries were changed to something like “not loaded at distributor”.
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@MeghanMcCain
You’re MAGA. You’re part of MAGA. You can say you’re not, but you are. It persists because of people like you.
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Giving Al Gore the medal: “He accepted the results of a disputed election for the sake of our unity and the strength of our democracy” is the freaking shade I wanted to hear at this ceremony
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@CampArlington
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He’s a brand. Instead of quietly wearing store brand white supremacy, they can now wear loud Trump brand white supremacy like it’s 1990s Tommy Hilfiger. After all his failed business ventures, he finally found the one product that elevated his brand and turned a profit
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@notcapnamerica
ABC can probably avoid paying taxes because it’s basically an evangelical church now.
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Oh hi. I’m not trying to get you to buy or donate anything…just help us defeat this despotic son of a bitch so he can’t destroy the federal government the way he’s turning Florida into a shameful institution of Christofacist, racist misogyny. Help any way you can.
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And just like that, Glenn Youngkin became an aimless, impotent lame duck with no political future.
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Pete Davidson really should sign with Adidas now to make a line of larger shoes.
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@andymstone
We’re actually enjoying the lack of disinformation and misinformation. Vaccination rates might start going up now
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@DavidEdwards
“I spent my money on this business” - dude, stop acting like you’re doing charitable work.
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Trump gets mug shot
- “Black people will love him now”
Trump gets shot at
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Do you motherfuckers hear yourselves? Because Black people damn sure do. You got this all wrong. Don’t believe me, ask your Black friend.
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The worst tweet type here is “where I grew up, there was no racism and we all got along great”. No, YOU thought everything was awesome. Your Black friends dealt with stuff they didn’t even feel comfortable telling *you* about, and you consider yourself one of the good ones.
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I have never seen so many people preparing themselves for someone’s passing.
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Brianna Keilar is bringing out Van Jones to admonish Biden for his MAGA callouts now.
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