Old school liberal Democrat. Blocks way more than follows. I exist to lift friends who need that, poke fun at friends who like that, and tell jerks to eff off.
Facebook: where you find out you don’t like a bunch of people you know in real life
Twitter: where you find out you like a bunch of people you don’t know in real life
People keep dumping on Biden for his age and he’s flying all over the world giving speeches and gaggles in local time…I’m 46 and that shit would kill me. That’s some energy.
Every single time Nikki Haley says “A vote for Joe Biden is a vote for President Kamala Harris”, if you can’t feel the N word steaming through her nostrils, I don’t know you.
@mrotzie
Beginning March 1, 2020, I stayed confined to my house/yard for exactly 200 days. On the 201st day, I went out into the wild, and the very first person I saw looked right at me and said “This is Cedar Key...you don’t have to wear a mask here.” Eff that guy.
I have never in my life seen a witness (Fani Willis) saunter in, say it’s their turn now, and then proceed to casually destroy the ‘hostile’ attorney like this. She’s like a cat playing with a mouse she already mortally wounded. This will be memorialized somehow. It’s historical.
Gaetz and Boebert showing up and refusing to stand up or clap when Zelensky says our money to them “isn’t charity; it’s an investment into democracy for us all” is everything you ever need to know about those treasonous assholes.
I was absolutely stunned that they wanted to call off the search and implode that partially collapsed apartment building in Iowa after like 2 days…until I saw the family members of the missing, and then it clicked.
@SaintMystic
@brat2381
“I hate that guy but I think he’s going to fix everything that bothers me so I’ll vote for him” is a hell of a pretzel, but that’s still a vote
Gonna say it again…it was never the genre that sucked; it was the pieces of garbage the industry and fans were propping up that made country music toxic.
@lizrhoffman
@ReedAlbergotti
“Hey, you wanna buy this new car with me?”
“No, it’s overpriced.”
“Ok, I’ll buy it myself.”
*drives car off dealer lot, gets into several wrecks, has it towed back to dealership
“You sure you don’t want to buy in? Same price as before.”
Sheila Jackson Lee literally died telling us how to escape this shit and not respecting that would be disgraceful.
We have to finish this chapter. The way she knew it had to happen.
David Fucking Axelrod: Democrats have no enthusiasm for Biden
Also David Fucking Axelrod: Democrats have irrational exuberance for Harris
What the hell is he looking for? And yes, I know the answer. I’m just splaying it out there for everyone to stare at.
So Angel Reese can’t be vulnerable one moment because she wasn’t in another? She can’t feel sexualized because she isn’t always modest? That is some weak, weak garbage and even though I’m not surprised by some of the people with these takes, it’s still disappointing.
The anti-Kamala Harris TV ads have started locally here in NE FL and I can tell you for certain that means they are terrified that the state is in play.
They will never, ever, ever let this be a level playing field.
“The racist unemployed guy at least showed up, unlike the other person who has been a candidate for 9 or 10 days and who is already Vice President…that seems like fair criticism”
@ASlavitt
Making a smoothie
*turns on blender without lid*
“Holy shit, stuff is going everywhere!”
*turns off blender*
“Ok whew. I should probably look for the blender lid.”
*3 minutes pass*
“...But I’m really thirsty and it’s not making a mess anymore.”
*turns on blender without lid*
Here is a massive problem. I’m not trying to single this person out bc I think it’s a much broader issue. Young people are straight up telling us basically everything they know is from TikTok.
The lead balloon drop of the Q-rating of Nancy Pelosi among the Democratic base is stunning. She was a luminary; a beacon of leadership and chess moves. It’s just a sad ending to an otherwise great story.
Since we’re talking about old sitcom stars who turned out to be conservatives, maybe it’s a good time to suggest looking into Kelsey Grammer before you get too enamored with the Frasier reboot.
Hear me out.
Maybe, just maybe, the Middle East is complicated as fuck and it’s not just because none of the leaders are on TikTok to hear the same dozen terms over and over until they can regurgitate them like fools.
Maybe.
Look if you have even considered saying shit like “Genocide Joe”, BLOCK ME NOW
I’m done with you idiotic antisemitic motherfuckers forever. I never want to have any interactions with you again. That’s for good. Ever. Never, ever. Fuck the hell off.
@Phil_Lewis_
@mavericksmovies
She’s not just dumping on Venus and Serena, she’s also implying that even intellectually, men have a built-in advantage that she was somehow able to overcome.
@Acosta
I know you show this to report what’s happening, but I truly am sorry that you and your crew have to deal with this and I’m grateful that you do it anyway. Thank you.
Bernie Sanders’ most significant achievement was making a whole bunch of disaffected but otherwise well-intentioned people care about politics but not explaining it enough to teach them how it works, which eventually disappointed them and tipped every scale back to Republicans.
@notcapnamerica
@Lowes
This is worse than mine, but once I watched FedEx pull up to my house, guy got out, saw geese (who to be fair are assholes) in my yard, jump back into the truck, and leave. A few minutes later, both scheduled deliveries were changed to something like “not loaded at distributor”.
Giving Al Gore the medal: “He accepted the results of a disputed election for the sake of our unity and the strength of our democracy” is the freaking shade I wanted to hear at this ceremony
@CampArlington
@notcapnamerica
He’s a brand. Instead of quietly wearing store brand white supremacy, they can now wear loud Trump brand white supremacy like it’s 1990s Tommy Hilfiger. After all his failed business ventures, he finally found the one product that elevated his brand and turned a profit
Oh hi. I’m not trying to get you to buy or donate anything…just help us defeat this despotic son of a bitch so he can’t destroy the federal government the way he’s turning Florida into a shameful institution of Christofacist, racist misogyny. Help any way you can.
Trump gets mug shot
- “Black people will love him now”
Trump gets shot at
- “Black people will identify with him now”
Do you motherfuckers hear yourselves? Because Black people damn sure do. You got this all wrong. Don’t believe me, ask your Black friend.
The worst tweet type here is “where I grew up, there was no racism and we all got along great”. No, YOU thought everything was awesome. Your Black friends dealt with stuff they didn’t even feel comfortable telling *you* about, and you consider yourself one of the good ones.