My dad missed my primary school graduation. He felt so bad, he rented the gown and cap and we recreated the ceremony later in the house at night 😂😂.
If you peep my collar, I was wearing my pyjamas under the gown.
One is raised in the US by lower class loving and hippie parents while the other is raised by billionaire parents in Nigeria. The American finds out she has a sibling in “Africa” and wants to go rescue her from poverty but she soon finds a different life…
I'm going to need you people to get your money up and start fighting your parents. Trust me, it works.
My mum is my friend but our friendship is battle-tested. I have gone to war with that woman with absolutely nothing to lose.
Some people are lucky to be able to have these tough conversations and still live at home. For some, it's the difference between having a roof and being homeless. Some had nothing and have to become destitute. All stories are valid and important but fight them still 🫶
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Contact the International Criminal Courts. Send an email to fadi.el-abdallah
@icc
-cpi.int
Attention: CHILE EBOE-OSUJI, SPEAK UP TO END SARS IN NIGERIA
@EboeOsuji
it is your duty as President of the International Criminal Court to "intervene when a State is unwilling to investigate and prosecute."
In your home country of Nigeria, police kill and maim with impunity and you are going to do nothing?
It’s crazy to think people would have congratulated your mother for being pregnant with you not knowing that you were coming to this earth to be useless.
Law firms are not complying with basic labour law, pension and tax requirements. These are the so-called “ministers in the temple of justice. The system is seriously messed up.
Dana Chanel is not talking to anybody; she's in her office and turns the camera to look like she's been interviewed. To me, this is more ridiculous than the messages she spouts.
Just an FYI to the general public. You know a letter like this has no power; a lawyer cannot compel you to retract a statement or pay any damages. Only a court can do so. Lawyers act and draft with impunity in this country
There’s no one-size fits all.
If you’re a lawyer or law student, currently figuring it out and you don’t fit into traditional legal practice, I’m here to say that it’s okay and I’m rooting for you.
We are all doing our best to figure out this lady called life ❤️❤️❤️
I did not understand why people opened fan/stan accounts till I started Ted Lasso.
I am so obsessed with the show and it’s just brilliant. It’s all I want to talk about all day, everyday and I don’t apologise for it.
Randomly dm’d
@Mochievous
this year, and it led to a bunch of conversations. It changed a bunch of things for me and you helped me sharpen my focus, thank you Moe!
@adetolaov
One option, transition the roles from directorship positions to direct consultancy ones and remuneration is changed from salaries to consultancy fees.
Another option is to create an holdco, in another country maintaining same directorship, with direct oversight and control.
@iaboyeji
No one is a calling you a bigot. Your intentions may have been good but your wording was definitely not.
The people who suffered because of Biafra war are saying that their pain and suffering has not be acknowledged after all these years. Listen to them.
Jide I am not your kid or a child. I have been paying direct taxes for 4 years and indirect taxes since forever. Please address us properly
@jidesanwoolu
One of my favorite pictures of the year. Oddly enough this was in January, i was in such a happy place.
This was in Abeokuta working on an amazing project providing tax and legal solutions to a government organization.
Can’t wait to to solve more problems in the new year.
5 years lol.
As much as I roll my eyes at this profession it was the beginning of an amazing career journey.
Today, I’m changing the course of my career but this was where it started.
Life has given me lemons, let’s make a couple of dishes and a cocktail.
A woman who is beautiful, obedient, & eager to serve making $0.00 a year
>>>
A female who talks back, thinks her opinion matters, sees herself as equal making 100K/year
@BohemianBoujee
@Kingwole
But she can't erase her identity, and they keep trying to label her incorrectly. I like that she's standing firm on who she is
Guys, we cannot collectively ignore that Adamu Garba’s suit. I think we have to pursue it and find a way to get it out of the court as unmerited.
How can we create a locus and become parties to the suit?
@Tbabz__
@STO_esque
@Mochievous
@adetolaov
@FantaBender
My mum's relationship with religion helps me a lot. I don't know how she would've handled life’s curveballs without her faith.
I don’t understand it, but I can see the peace and comfort it gives her. That's enough for me not to make jokes about her faith or be overly critical.
I don't know her personally, but I have read her work extensively, and she's very vocal about the abuse she experienced at home and how she worked hard to break that pattern. What you call rebranding is years of acknowledgement, change and using her influence for good.
abeg talk the one wey you know, leave the one wey you no know.
she was very mean and abusive on her former account - before her ✨rebrand✨ lol.
let’s not even enter her mum’s case lmfao abeg abeg.
Last Last by Burna is perfect cause it's an incredibly accurate version of how a Nigerian man handles a breakup.
A little threat here, a little lack of focus, missing the point, making jokes to cover the hurt, and the quintessential “igbo and shayo”
@folasanwo
One they’ve identified that a huge chunk of their customer base are High Earners (HENRY’s), so I wonder if those are the people being raised out of poverty. Secondly, one cofounder is also selling feminine energy, which I personally think is a scam, not a great precedent.
Barrister Nyesom Ezenwo Wike married to Justice Eberechi Suzzette Nyesom-Wike. As your family is big like that no one has access to the constitution? Please quickly revise chapter 4.
The Rivers State Government hereby wish to inform the general public that all forms of protests have been banned throughout the State.
Therefore, all proposed protests under
#EndSars
Campaign are hereby prohibited.
@Tbabz__
@iamTROL
If a man was paying 125% of the court ordered child support no one will call him a dead beat. She’s fulfilling her lresponsibility even though she’s not present. It’s not the same thing.
It’s not the same thing and this such an awful take. It’s okay to want all the loves, romantic, platonic, self and agape if that’s your jam.
Let people enjoy things. You can invest your energy into your friends and still want someone in your bed for romance. It’s not complex
But he wants the money gotten from VAT charged on alcohol lol. What is the state's business with what people consume? Instead of him to focus on his focus, he's concerned with small things. That is what makes him small, backward and a freeloader.
Bago is NOT lazy, small minded , backward or free loading. Not sure how you came to all those conclusions because he is doing what he believes is best for a state he has been elected to govern.
This Finance Bill is bad market for me tbh, all my tax structuring loopholes have been filled. I think someone in KPMG or PwC helped in drafting that bill.