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you're not meant to kill it at "karaoke", hate oversabi people, join Nigerian Idol na
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imagine if those logs weren't there, anybody fit just enter be that
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e resemble mumu lol
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walahi I'm doing my best
Your fight against poverty should be very intense and personal.
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that mannequin ban was another example of how you can never fully prepare for what Nigeria can throw at you lmao, like literally no mannequin owner went to bed thinking "what if they ban this thing?"
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I ask you, sincerely, what was the ticket meant to guarantee you?
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just remembered that twitter evening when Cardi B went to Ghana and gallant babes were vexing in a hotel lobby because she didn't come downstairs to greet them
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stan a chocolate that just minds its business but lives rent free in the heart of haters
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Funke, you don't care about her hustle, it's about retweets, because her identity, her location, her contact no dey the tweet.
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cut my own share lemme protect myself
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when I'm not a vendor
how many people do you guys text a day not including group chats because I’m at 30-40
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omo see as plane dey like syringe
Throwback to when I entered this flying korope to get to Akure
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just open with "believe you me" and he's finished
Please any conversation starters for 30+ men? The ones that are always in meetings.
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can't wait till the final episode of Game of Thrones after everyone has died then they'll show the Iron Throne and we'll just see Buhari
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my problems
What can you talk about for 40 minutes without preparation?
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"best in BDSM"
Osinbajo's hands are still tied.
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'yearning' is one of those words that sounds like what it means
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I'm learning to love whatever I love by myself. It doesn't matter if anyone else gets it, Its only important that I do.
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When you ask them to show you the way and they say "my brother it's God"
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"can never be me" can turn to "na me be this?" real quick lmao
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@Sindara_xx
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lol that's understandable, but very different from your friend asking you to hang back cus they don't think you'd fit the aesthetic of the day
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see as he hid under his wife's umbrella as soon as he saw Satan, pussybwoi
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BYOW
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you don't need a new year, what you need is discipline but you're too weak and you lack resolve so nothing will change
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seems like the only way to get arewa twitter to spark for Buhari is to get him into a backless dress
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I stared at Bobo Fine as he sashayed into his seat, his biceps rippling through his tight t-shirt, the brim of his hat added mystery to his already tattooed figure, Tonye thought to himself
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I miss tweeting reckless but it just doesn't feel the same anymore.
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Narrator - Things did in fact change, things got worse.
How can 219 girls be missing in our country, and our leader appears incapable of action?
#ThingsMustChange
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❤️ imagine driving through this and not having to worry about armed robbers, kidnappers or police
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This is Trollstigen. ❤️❤️❤️
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@adamugarba
@jack
Dear Jack, I wrote you tweets but still ain't replying,
I left my number, my email, and my burner twitter at the bottom, I sent two more tweets a couple days ago, you must not ave seen em, probably was a problem with my common sense or something
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daily reminder that a terrorist can say "yeah, I'm done with this hustle" and the Nigerian Government will treat that person better than you and I who are just trying to mind our business each day
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people are running from you but you're busy telling yourself that you're cutting them off
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I don't have a problem with early Christmas decorations, it's the ones who leave theirs up until March that should be questioned.
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Firstly, be a kind person.
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I have a dream, that one day, I'll sit my grandkids down and tell them about NEPA and blackouts and they'd stare back at me In disbelief.
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You know when a chick is trying to be sexy in bed and in your head you're just like "looool wetin be this?"
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this FIRS and Nipost twitter beef will never top when the Nigerian Police Force came to twitter to report the Nigerian Army to us
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as a bald guy you start washing your face, then the top of your head and before you know it you don off cloth to bath because where the line was drawn no dey again
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there is soooo much about our daily lives that has worsened under APC that you have to ignore so you can give them your vote
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Caravaggio (1986), Director - Derek Jarman, Cinematography - Gabriel Beristain
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this is the type of thing you tweet to see if your mentions still work
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McDonald's abroad - I'm loving it
McDonald's in Naija - I so much love it
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@ImagesSultan
sorry oh, best in avoiding distractions and writing epistles where e no matter 🙏🏿
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You have to talk to it, let it know that you really care, it'll open up on its own "
@TheGreyHunter
: Please guys how do you break a coconut."
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life is harsh & cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor...I am Pagliacci."
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the subtlety in this scene from Aftersun (2022) tried to kill me, it's how it illustrates Sophie moving the memory of the moment and her father's answer from the video camera to a deep part of herself, fuck fuck fuck
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