Patrick Baker
@bakerthepatrick
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Leeds finished 2017/18 season 13th in Championship. Bielsa arrived, 3 years later we finished 2020/21 PL season 9th. 23 positions improvement averaging 8 higher each year. So 2021/22 we're going to win Premier League.
@TheSquareBall
That's how maths & football works, right?
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Happy Birthday
@rodridepaul
I hope you have a lovely day. A couple of spaces just opened up at
@LUFC
If you fancy it just give
@TheSquareBall
a shout.
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@AdamClery
Boots is £3.50, WH Smith is £3.99. They're the axis powers and ready for the big push.
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@bbcdoctorwho
Well he's already thrown 60 years of canon, character arc & universe development in the bin with the nonsense Timeless Child madness. And basically copied & pasted when it came to the xmas specials. He's got a lot of work to do to salvage the show he's slowly killing.
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@JoeBLynam
@StephanieYeboah
@stormzy
@jimwaterson
THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOUR ORIGINAL AND ONLY CONTRIBUTION JOE.
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Magnificent. Interviewer is a hero.
This guy lost his primary in Michigan last night. He wanted the Bible taught in schools and also maybe wanted the Bible banned in schools(?)
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Do any fans of
@TheSquareBall
know what Patrick Bamford's favourite animal and favourite instrument are? I may have (did) put out a tweet around January that if we finished in the top 10 I'd get a tattoo of the animal playing the instrument.
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@NRA
@POTUS
Yes, the right for psychopaths to commit mass shootings & murder children EVERY DAY is such a civil liberty
#smh
#sogladIiveinUK
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@chasematte
@MathematicsUCL
You are phenomenally incorrect. Not only would those numbers you listed not be the same aesthetically but also this is perfectly fine for any maths where the input and output is going to be greater than 0 and less than 10000 and wouldn't take much effort to work in higher numbers
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@Independent
If it's pre-booked then it would no longer meet caveats of the meaning of the words accident and/or emergency. "Oh, yes, hello, I'm planning on chopping my thumb off during a circular saw accident about 2ish on Saturday. Oh, you've got 3pm available. Great, thanks, see you then."
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I urge as many teachers as possible in the UK to go on strike immediately and for parents to support them and keep their children at home. Schools reopening is absolute lunacy at the moment and risking so many lives due to almost zero vaccinations across the attendees.
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@SCOTTHALLNWO
I'm sure most of the world would rather have Elmo from Sesame Street in charge at this point. Anyone but Trump.
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@Patrick_Bamford
Phenomenal, thank you Lord Bamford. You are a wise and generous nobleman as well as a phenomenal footballer. Now to find an artist.......
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@OfficialFPL
No because I'm going to get more than that from my Leeds players when they batter Manchester United with my triple-captained Bamford.
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@ElunedAnderson
@johnsweeneyroar
Rashford is phenomenal but this deliberately inaccurate summary of Corbyn's importance & relevance is unfair revisionist bollocks.
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@FootballJOE
Grealish. Dreadful career move. He'll play less, have less on-field freedom, and throws away a Villa legacy just as it's starting.
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@JameyTnOh
@RealKingRegal
Whilst we're taking turns at being grammar police Jamey, I'd like to correct you by stating that the term is "Queen's English"; as the specific queen being referenced is known therefore the noun is capitalised.
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Sir Lindsay Hoyle categorically stating that any briefings/announcements made to the media before being made in the House count as breach of ministerial code. Nice to see him passionately putting the foot down. Will be interesting to see if Johnson complies.
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@_DHOTYA
And then Prince Andrew gave everyone pizza with a hearty "No sweat" and everyone cheered
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@supergirl_1973
@matthaig1
@TS_Claudi
NZ population is 5m. USA is 330m. Scaled to match, NZ would still only have 1,650 deaths compared to USA's 218,000. Just face it, USA & UK aren't megapowers anymore but merely mega laughing stocks. NZ, led by Ardern, has dealt with various multiple crises/incidents impeccably.
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@SkySportsPL
How? Arsenal lost to Liverpool. Liverpool & Chelsea were both unbeaten in March so surely only Klopp or Tuchel deserve it.
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@TherealRVD
This ain't it chief. He's talking about taking photographs he's not asking you for a fight.
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@Thogden
Jesse Marsch. Form an unexpected uneasy alliance with Frank Lampard then betray him at the end. Promote the subsequent feud as The Ides of Marsch and book it through until WrestleMania then Marsch goes over clean.
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@ZegTheIndest
@bbcdoctorwho
How about this: previously "the Doctor" was known entity - Gallifreyan with fixed amount of regenerations that could be capped/extended by Time Lord council - Matt Smith, planet of Christmas - but now Time Lords are genetically modified with unlimited regenerations and no rules.
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@RookieCop1
@NRA
@POTUS
Our comedians & journalists say & print what they like. And it's great not experiencing mass shootings regularly
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@MichaelHamflett
@AdamClery
Dear
@AldiUK
Any chance you can do a £2.50 4-item meal deal? Mainly because
@Tesco
like to boast about price matching you.
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@BBCSport
Why would Grealish agree to move to a smaller club with a weaker squad near the bottom of the table?
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@hansmollman
Well that covers quite a few of the steps that led up to the breakdown of their relationship.
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@FrockJocks
@DesKehoe3
Not the same, that is a completely erroneous/strawman argument. The "what about footballer's wages?" argument is lazy and trite. The BBC is funded by tax payers. Football is funded by football fans and other revenue streams.
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@caitlinmoran
The fact that you want him as your husband confirms the most classic of all British characteristics. You love a Q
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@LeithMotive
@twlldun
Episode entitled The Chairwoman of the Bored. Seduces bored jaded office workers with the promise of adventure. Drains their wanderlust to feed her energy vampire needs. Has them upholstered.
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@Lezza1984
@primevideouk
@AmazonUK
You need the grammar lesson. It's a possessive apostrophe. For example, Heidi's grammar is atrocious.
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@NiceYungFella
@PrincePhil_M
@fesshole
Attempting to access an account that isn't yours when the account owner hasn't given you permission to do is a breach of numerous corporate guidelines and criminal laws. Doing so in order to cause inconvenience is malicious activity.
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@OmoyeniPhilip
@SkySportsPL
In March Arsenal played 4 PL games, 3 wins. Chelsea played 3 PL games, 2 FA Cup, 1 CL. Liverpool same as Chelsea. So Liv & Che each played 6 times in March each with 3 PL wins. And Arteta still lost to Klopp.
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@stevemaher34
@PhilHayYEP
Anyone who says Bielsa out isn't a proper fan. I love Uncle Marcelo and his bucket full of dreams.
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I legitimately think that
@piersmorgan
should be given a chance in an England side.
#cricket
#legendkiller
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@TheLeedsPress
3/10. They've managed to make this season's legit official shirt look like a knock-off of last season's kit that you'd receive from Wish
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@Reverend_Ducati
@BW4xTrade
No it didn't. You've paid for Twitter Blue because people have been conditioned to "see tick think trustworthy" and then you've stolen someone else's story that did take place in a London but not THE London that is in the UK. You're a disgrace.
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@PWStream
Ugh. Why should she get rewarded for ruining the best angle/feud of either brand or gender through sheer recklessness?
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@trussliz
@FCDOGovUK
Israel? A champion of freedom & democracy? Yeah I think the oppressed, terrorised, illegally displaced Palestinians might have something to say about that.
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@Bhafc17
Most Brighton fans probably didn't know who Ben White was until September 2019. You've had him out on loan for 4 years since moment you got him, never shown any sign of wanting him or giving him a proper chance. He's already hero worshipped at Leeds and you should
#FreeBenWhite
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Oh my gosh. I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as I just did at Katherine Parkinson completely overthinking, and utterly failing, that task by creating a metaphorical spider out of a table.
#Taskmaster
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@SoccerAM
Madness. He was tasked with getting promoted in 2 seasons, he did it in one. Just got his team pulling in the right direction again and held Man City to a draw. Has done wonders on a shoestring budget, his whole XI costs less than many individual PL players. Disgraceful sacking.
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@WhoScored
You don't get points for dribbling. Raphinha has more goals, same assists, involved in more clean sheets.
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@WhatCultureWWE
I'd love to see WrestleMania hosted in Cardiff, at the Millennium (I refuse to call it the Principality) Stadium. Failing that, Wembley.
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@mothfromdaflats
@RealKurtAngle
@Inside_TheRopes
She's just a sexy Moth, sexyyyy Moth
Sometimes a Session Goth, sessiooon Goth
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I think
#CCK
-
@OBEYBrookes
@KidLykos
&
@Travis_BanksPW
- should be in this year's
@CHIKARApro
King of Trios.
#ArriveWinLeave
#KoT
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@TechnicallyRon
The rider has to learn route, and different stride lengths & speeds required, and use reins, etc correctly so that horse performs the correct actions. Combined effort. A good equestrian could do good dressage on a bad horse, but a bad equestrian couldn't do well on great horse.
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Et voila. A dog playing a guitar sitting on a blue bucket with Yorkshire rose and tongue out for Alioski.
@Patrick_Bamford
@TheSquareBall
#lufcpod
#MarchinkOnTogether
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@guardian
As interesting as the article and discovery are I must say that the headline is incredibly misleading and very clickbaity. Do better.
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Dear tag teams: Lock up your belts & decline matches. Otherwise, you will lose said belts to
@OBEYBrookes
& his CCK brethren
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@SteveLTurner
@_LUFC_H
His absence has been a detriment at the back because Firpo can't defend, a detriment to Harrison and James because Firpo can't pick a pass or overlap properly, and a detriment to the squad because he was a massive character. Alioski was a massive clear obvious loss this season.
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Dear British fans in Dallas attending the Raw after Mania, I want a loud & sustained "thank you Travis" chant.
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@BBCNews
Right. Here's the skinny: SMART METERS DON'T CHANGE THE PRICE. So unless a customer uses the energy monitor to identify where they can change their energy usage behaviour they won't have lower bills and therefore won't make savings.
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@_DHOTYA
Kanye is going to ask for this artwork in the divorce so he can decorate his fridge.
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@ashleyfryer
@JaneyGodley
They don't like it when you mention the diet, they look a little sheepish.
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Does anyone else sit around imagining match-ups for
@joeshendry
and the songs & lyrics that might then occur? Can't just be me
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@NathanB30426880
@Jaywolvesfc
Nathan I'm sorry but I, a Leeds fan, must say that you've had a right mare here and embarrassed yourself. Wolves are one of the most successful & historic clubs in English football history.
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"Leeds are likeable" "Everyone's second team" "Can't hate them anymore" "Can't help but like Leeds United"
Leeds United: "Hold my pint..."
Kiko Casilla who received an 8 game ban for racism named as Leeds captain on his return to senior competitive football.
FFS. Disgusting.
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@holly
Why do birbs suddenly appear, when it streams from the weir? Just like me, they long to be, close to eau.
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@WhatlsLifeYo
@ratedaqua
@EBischoff
All that data set tells me is that 69%, giggity, are non-Christian and thus won't give a fuck.
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@deejaykage
@JimmyHavoc
@YaOnlyLivvOnce
Actual Goths? I think dressing in attire approximating the fashion choices of Medieval east Germans might be out of most people's price range.
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It is now time for the main event. Ladies and gentleman, Anton du Beke FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ABOUT A DECADE IS WITH A GOOD PARTNER AND NOT SOMEONE WHO IS A COMPLETE PUDDING. HERE. WE. GO.
#StrictlyComeDancing
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@liveleedsunited
A 50 year history making, record breaking, tunnel shaking, party spoiling, piss boiling legendary contract please.
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@BBCNews
So somebody else failed to quality & standards check this content from over a decade ago before it was submitted & cleared for rebroadcast yet Whitehall will sadly catch the flack after a whopping 2 complaints were upheld and used to create headlines. Madness.
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