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Matthew DesOrmeaux

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Matthew DesOrmeaux
8 months
We were warned.
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John Tabin
9 years
Things have not gotten as stupid as they are going to get
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President Trump drinks water like Gollum eats a fish.
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@jzux @KateNocera My bro-in-law said “jet fool” instead of “jet fuel” at a party about 10 years ago, and my entire family says it in unison every time someone misspeaks now. 🤭
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@DCisChillin @therealelp It's weird that the only "heritage" they seem to care about, the only symbol they can possibly use, is from a 4 year span in the 19th Century. 🤔
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7 years
Why are you trying to erase history, @SenMikeLee ? Your Roy Moore endorsement is part of your heritage.
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NBC Politics
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JUST IN: Sen. Mike Lee has asked to have Lee's image removed from Roy Moore fundraising ad, spokesperson confirms to NBC.
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@ryanobles @nycsouthpaw I covered a Trump rally in 2016 and it was clear even then that these were Klan rallies without the hoods. Moss and Freeman are lucky to be alive.
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You know it's a fake moral panic when you're banning things that don't even exist in your state.
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Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
1 year
BIG: In today’s federal court ruling that Indiana can’t enforce its new ban on trans care for minors, a Trump appointee laid out exactly why the state’s new law is likely unconstitutional.
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The tallest building in Lake Charles finally came down today, almost 4 years after Hurricane Laura rendered it uninhabitable and financially impossible to repair. #lalege
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
6 years
I imagine Melania feels much like this every day.
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National Geographic
6 years
Imagine thinking you’ve found a mate, only to discover they’re a writhing mass of parasitic beetle larvae
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@urdadssidepiece @PeterHamby This is all of my (very evangelical) family. They won't "live in fear", and everyone dies in "their time" when it's "God's plan", and won't get vaccinated because they "don't put anything unnatural" in their bodies. A literal death cult.
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@yashar @chrissyteigen Stop I can't. Karenus Maximus is here to save us all from the toddlers in power wheels 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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@JosiahHawthorne @ProperlyZuri The song is literally about how bad cheaters are! 🤦‍♂️
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@santiagomayer_ @TwitterSupport @AGHamilton29 @saribethrose Quoting and tagging someone to disagree with their public work is neither “doxxing” nor “harassing.” Please be less hysterical.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
4 years
Biden won MN by almost 250,000 votes.
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@jduffyrice @EricKleefeld All my favorite charts start their Y axis at 47%
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@_RichardHall I would watch a Ken Burns docuseries about how this tweet happened.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
3 years
He’s lucky there’s biological life after Trump. 😬
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Felicia Sonmez
3 years
In weighing 2024 run, Pence tests whether there is political life after Trump, via @AshleyRParker @jdawsey1
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
4 years
Step 1. Use false premise to erect phony victimization. No one is punishing “all Trump supporters.”
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Ben Shapiro
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This action to punish all Trump supporters -- and any outlet that hosts them -- for the actions of fringe criminals won’t calm the waters. It will unleash all the worst forces in American life on all sides.
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Step 2. Monetize victimization. “Subscribe to my content before They take it from you!”
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Ben Shapiro
4 years
And to conservatives: subscribe to the outlets you love NOW. Because the next move will be to disappear all your access to those outlets via the social media companies. It will be direct access or nothing. And now even direct access is in question thanks to AWS’ move.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
5 years
*screams in gay*
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Greg Bennett
5 years
A legit tornado on the ocean off Fire Island Pines 👀👀👀👀👀
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@theappeal @cjciaramella If only there was video evidence to contradict that determination...
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
5 years
I don't like amending the Constitution for every little thing, but the 6th Amendment should probably have a new clause that frees people who are in jail for things that are no longer crimes.
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Emily L. Mahoney
5 years
Hundreds of Florida inmates are serving drug sentences no longer in state law This story is the result of months of reporting on an issue that few talk about: how Florida's evolving criminal justice laws have left many in legal purgatory.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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@SparksN123 LAND 👏 DOESN’T 👏 VOTE 👏 (also that’s not a 2020 map)
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@BridgetPhetasy As many as the data say are necessary. Why not? Many vaccines given in childhood require 4 doses. Some, like flu, are annual. Some are given solely based on risk. Why are any of these schedules a matter of controversy?
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@atrupar Five years ago:
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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@JohnCornyn Now do testing per capita.
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@AOC Why do you need hearings on something that you say is an existential crisis? Shouldn't you want to pass it as soon as possible?
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@BillFOXLA @JohnCornyn Because this is a lie. El Paso transferred a couple groups of migrants to aid organizations in other parts of the country to help them. They didn’t dump them in rich neighborhoods or in front of public buildings as a political stunt.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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@GunnelsWarren If you think the 2024 economy is even remotely comparable to 1936 on any level, I am simply begging you to log off.
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@vapidcontent @OneFineJay BREAKING: People on the internet are insane. More at 11...
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@Sebastiankofc1 @RantyAmyCurtis @therallyking I don't think that's what "blackened" means. 🤔
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8 years
SO WEIRD.
@HumanProgress
Human Progress
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When communism fell, so did mass killings.
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@georgepbush Nobody is messing with the Alamo, as you can see. Please be less hysterical.
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4 years
Conservatives who mocked Pauline Kael for 4 decades for doubting the 1968 election results, saying "I only know who person who voted for Nixon," are now claiming Biden couldn't have won because he didn't have boat parades or flags flooding their neighborhood.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
4 years
@tef_ebooks @rebelcinder No way. Having to say "productivity" is far too unproductive. That many syllables are inefficient. It will be reduced to "prod", and if you don't say it a robot will stick you with one.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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@BillCassidy Your party’s total descend into un-American cult-driven fascism.
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@roomcguire @JMilesColeman Mary is unburdened by what has been
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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@keithedwards @nsarwark Taylor Swift is 34 years old. If Democrats decide to nominate her instead of Biden, should we “let the people decide” if she’s eligible, or can states determine that?
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@fordm I am at the gym trying to lift weights and instead dying of laughter at this and the comments.
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@marcorubio Tag him, coward.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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It took 11years, but we finally got a sort of romantic same-sex routine on #SYTYCD , from the great @traviswall . Beautiful.
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@kaitlancollins They’re not going to pick you, Mike. They wanted to hang you.
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@RameshPonnuru There was a LOT of course correction in this speech: -fund the police -secure the border -inflation controls -open schools, no masks, back to work
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
5 years
Forever and always.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
10 years
REMINDER: A "clean" bill is one that has everything Democrats want and nothing they don't. #compromise
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Someone let me know when Jake's run on #Jeopardy is over. I can't do it.
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@EWErickson Honey, your whole party is rotten, top to bottom. Robinson just left receipts.
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@washingtonpost
The Washington Post
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University of Florida’s student president faces impeachment after bringing Donald Trump Jr. to campus for $50,000
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@roaminggnomes32 @VigilantFox Bought by whom? He literally gave his vaccine away for free.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
7 years
Um. Does @jaketapper have a Minecraft coffee mug on set?
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@madi_utley @ChickfilA They don't care. They have gay employees. They're happy to serve everyone.
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@5headshawtyyy Yeah, I'm fine with that, and I suspect most of my #prolife friends would be too.
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Ted Cruz just gave millions of Republicans cover to vote for Gary Johnson, whether he meant to or not.
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Production of all three Lord of the Rings films, 1999-2004. @theoneringnet
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Name a thing that lasted longer than the Confederacy.
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@omriceren lol diplomatic relations between Israel and two nations that it wasn't at war with is not "peace in the Middle East"
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@BjornLomborg @Tracinski That’s not what she said.
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@AprilDRyan @dorseyshaw @POTUS "Billionaire" would describe net worth, not annual income.
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@yashar It's awful. Constantly changes correctly typed words into other words instead of just correcting typos.
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@mattyglesias There's also a faction of US Twitter (and the House GOP caucus) that pretends we DID have Xi Jinping's COVID policies.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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Dems: "Clinton was impeached over a blowjob!" Also Dems:
@Alyssa_Milano
Alyssa Milano
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reminder: LYING UNDER OATH IS A FELONY.
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@GregAbbott_TX @TexasGuard Facts don’t care about your feelings, governor.
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@huwaidaarraf Maybe ask Hamas to surrender instead of Americans.
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@justinbaragona @MavisGary WAIT. Tucker is a Swanson???
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@lostblackboy @modernjam At least you don't have to wait for equipment now. 🙃
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@Wombat_Matt @dorseyshaw This woman is now a homemaker with a recipe blog and volunteers at her nondenominational church, has three kids who she homeschooled, the oldest of which just started college at the nearest state school this semester. I’m guessing.
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@marklevinshow Yes, AT THE NATIONAL ARCHIVES. He doesn’t get to take them home without asking after he is NO LONGER PRESIDENT.
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@sam_d_1995 That’s the entire reason we fondly remember college! It’s a mini walkable city!
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@nuffsaidny @brettttle Why did I check? 😩
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History began 1/20/17.
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@DavidMDrucker It's not "the Democrats' interpretation." It's Democrats', independents', and literally everyone's in the intel community and administration who heard it.
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@nycsouthpaw Oh dear god how is he an SNL parody of himself
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@KFILE @NoahCRothman “NEW ON CNN: Irrelevant factoids from the 2019 campaign that everyone has already disavowed”
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@michaeljknowles Congratulations! The word "traditional" no longer has any meaning!
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Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, Jeff Landry #lagov #lalege
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@normative Indeed.
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@KirstenPowers @SenSanders @AP Because it comports with every other study of single-payer in the US ever, even at the state level?
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@BeschlossDC In an ideal world, Buttigieg. In our world, Shapiro.
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@ckieser13 I'm friends with lots of people who disagree with me politically. I'm not friends with anyone who thinks I and other members of my community don't have the right to exist. That's not a political disagreement.
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@nycsouthpaw The gender neutral, non-presumptive "side-piece" is the only real alternative.
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@samstein It sounded more like "spygate", but I'm not sure why that would have elicited all the laughter and retort about "only in North Carolina."
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@SteveKornacki "DeSantis was competitive until two months before he announced his campaign."
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@EggerDC @CorieWhalen I’m old enough to remember when conservatives claimed to have a sense of humor.
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@ajayv80 @Redistrict @BretBaier @GaSecofState Signature verifications don't happen in a recount, genius. Otherwise it would no longer be a Secret Ballot.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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Someone in a house shooting back at cops trying to arrest him is not an "active shooter." Please stop making everything into a national public emergency. People are tired out here.
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BNO News
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NEW: Narcotics officers were serving a warrant at a home in Philadelphia when the shooting began; gunfire continues
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@APEntertainment @brettttle @BebeRexha Maybe if her songs weren't so terrible she wouldn't have this problem.
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Matthew DesOrmeaux
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YES
@neilshyminsky
Neil Shyminsky
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I’ve commented before that Star Trek’s most prescient prediction was communication via memes in ‘Darmok’. So it was only a matter of time before someone started making these:
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@AdamWeil22 @nycsouthpaw Whoa, Justin Fields looks great. 🙃
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@SenKevinCramer @JohnCornyn Natural gas and coal are what shut down today. But muh narrative.
@GregAbbott_TX
Greg Abbott
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The Texas power grid has not been compromised. The ability of some companies that generate the power has been frozen. This includes the natural gas & coal generators. They are working to get generation back on line. ERCOT & PUC are prioritizing residential consumers.
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Yes, it's definitely The Media who's doing the gaslighting here. Not the people who spread a false story about a specific president implementing a specific policy that had no basis in reality.
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David Harsanyi
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Don't let the media gaslight you, we’ve been hearing about the importance of eliminating meat for a long time.
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Frederick Douglass He’s been portrayed as a bit part in many Civil War-era productions, but never had a feature to himself.
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@DylanByers It shouldn't have required "further review" to determine that. But thanks.
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@TunginChique @myroslavapetsa @BillKristol It’s not a cameraman, it’s a person with a phone. They’re literally everywhere in case you hadn’t noticed.
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@asymmetricinfo Why would you say “lie” instead of “outdated ideas that no longer apply to our radically different politics 5 years later”?
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@DougHenwood I can feed my family of 4 for $29 at McDonald’s. Do better.
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@charlescwcooke Surprised you think it’s “sensible” for the state to intentionally chill the free speech of thousands of public school teachers.
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@JonathanTurley I wish I got paid to be this wrong about everything.
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