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Asipiliqueta🇳🇿

@aspiliqueta_

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I complain about everything and write stupid song lyrics. Stromae Stan account.

FA cup winners 2024

Joined November 2015

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Blue print☆.

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Forgive Osama or post your ID picture

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@Balenciracks Lil bro after he was caught.

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When a subaru driver is overtaked by a probox driver.

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Watu hupenda kujaribu wengine 😏

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@BahatiKenya Heri niskie uchungu..😊

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@JoeDaActivist The kid.

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@ManUtd @Cristiano

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@Tsharz @NaijaViralz Brother said

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@entertainmentIE

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@RFC5572 @ESPNUK @itsgoostam You mean 5 times ballon dor winner needs to rethink his purpose in life?

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@UtdRyan_ Center Midfielders tend to be the best managers.

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@bellaxruix @HebaaGaber Tears of joy.

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@Lewisyamagucci Just remembered I am sick.

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@FlankerFlank @254_icon @Madollarr @chiwawa_36 @EcEssie @RealNairobian @carol_kimemia @CampusLifeKe @AllanNyash @underatedkembwa Si afasali ninyonge buana😂😂

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@sanjeevjasani @brfootball If it was so easy scoring penalties......

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@osoroKE Move to a bedsitter. No kitchen. No kitchen ants.

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@hashtagcali_ Naah, this is exciting asf. I'm jealous.

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@CescKemei Kwani economy si hard kwa uyo mathe? I hope that man is not breathing.

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@Gabz_Amadi This is god level meme usage 🤣🤣🤣

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@Kimuzi_ Jamaa ameposess game mzima na akafunga😂😂2010 Barcelona vibes.

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@Hansel_Becks Simu inakuwa moto😭😂😂

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@mwendesusu

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@spbajko The glazers probably think its a good thing.😭

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Nakuru nishainunua pk 15 bob. Worst financial decision I've ever made.

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As a person travelling to Eldoret or Kisii during festive seasons heri hizi KFC. Hizi hoteli watu husimama kukojoa huwa very expensive na food za ufala. Kwanza Mtito na Nakuru

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@_fels1 @WamboWangechi Hatusomi gazeti jioni😂💉💉

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@_W1ll1am @Lencer_B @KenyaCopyright There's no content there. It's the mans face.

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Who’s got that one Man United video?

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@cfc_chao 😭😭

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@sabul_ian Have some shame

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A year ago , I shared a flight from Japan to Doha with Kenya’s Education Minister, Professor George Magoha. He flew business class and I got to see his disgust, disapproval and silent protest as he mingled with the rest of us from the economy class at Doha Airport transit bus.

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@OwichBrio Kama hii

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@theMemesBot

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@faveszn Ningoje apo archives babygal. 😘

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@AKimorgo @ItsMutai They thought to go camping for their holiday. Is correct to you?

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@jesadreamer @LelainaPiercen @JosephTatul @qodarkness @samovarchai @p_avellar @FabiolaReinaT @derosophie @MissSmith42 @dementedchris @angiecthomas @Bell_Ringer53 @Xavloz2 @violentscrime @KezaScott @Vesuvia30 @garrett_kelly @Elawofficial @iamdanielobasi Don't forget my kenyan mom

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@UKRapDaily

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I hope you will all buy @Wakadinali album. That's real KE music there.

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@Fpl_Wacko @UtdXclusive @FabrizioRomano @UnitedStandMUFC Rashford lwb. This aint fifa

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@moneyacademyKE The way this guys increase their prices you'd think people are dying for their services.

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@TeamVeruca @antwanhall2 @NOCHlLLWlLL Same vibe

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@JemGurru @Mbuucu

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Btw hii kizungu ililetwa na meli

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@CarolRadull This is fake news😂

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@Demander9 @22shtnamas Fake what comes in my mind. if you know you know.

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@kihora_

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SewerSydaa has been really consistent in releasing music this year. Na all are bangers. 🙌

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Mmeona hii documentary ya BBC Killer roads in Kenya? Siet what is happening to this country?

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@E_NormaSkork @e_lumumba Kuwa serious

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9 months unatry kudeliver hatukuonei huruma huku unless una mimba..~ Nyaranyara @Wakadinali

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@TueirobertKip @osorojnr_ Former Langata aspirant Mp. Stanley Livondo. Hujui kusoma?

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I am now convinced that the expressway outlets are badly designed coz what the fuck Bana

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@ChampionsLeague STOP THE COUNT

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@gidikariuki Apo mbele lazima kuna mkate, ndizi na maziwa.

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@Martial_15 Hhhhhasdfghbb - just to check their whatsapp profile😂

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@TheOnePieceEra

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@cnw9001 Since when do humans know about cows problems. I agree. Cows should be treated with cows.

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@AntohLibra 😂😂😂

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@maktejah_ Kazi imeanza. 😂

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What the fuck is this documentary . Brooooooooo people are evil bana #DoctoredEvil

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@Aubazettes Am a Manchester united fan. But this is one of the best football accounts😂😂😂😂😂😂

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This team has the best fans😂😂😂😂😂what is this edit🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️

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KWANI NI KESHO?

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I have always wanted to use this SS.😂😂

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Enyewe indomie boys wanapiga kazi safi sana. Credit where its due.

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Tumetake kama 2 hours between University way to Pangani because stupid politicians parked their vehicles on the way. Fuck all of them.

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@karianjahi_ 😂😂😂😂

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@DMPAlicante @Wimbledon @NickKyrgios

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@BjHilliardJr @LocdWithNessa

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@IvanWaiswa10 @NathanxUtd @taeyeon_stan I think it's more of top table teams. They find it hard to break against a defending team and mostly midtable teamz defend.

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@Evans_o_o @PiocheBrio To be fair the intern has done nothing wrong. We don't even know her it would be very unfair to punish her for something she did not bring up.

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@AfyaCentreCrew @CrazyNairobian Uliamua amani ni party ya mudavadi pekee😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@BivoneR @luhya_kidd Yes, that doesn't mean they should be mistreated because of being poor.

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@kunga_ @Tai_japh What is this thinking?

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If i was threatened of failure by you i would be guaranteed of success.

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unachochwa hapa … unachapia wasee storo imbo … impressions zinapanda ndege … lakini hakuna duka huchukua RTS kama currency … una anza kuwa running joke … influenza career inanyuria jas like dat

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I could pay someone to write these essays for me.

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@Kimanzi_ @Kianangih "Manze"

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@SilasMiami I remember vividly ilikuwa after a game of rugby we called it handing over.( The remaining team vs the leaving team consisting of form fours.) Then after the game this form four calls me and asks me "mbona wewe ni mfupi". Kidogo ananiingia mangumi. Colonizer from moi house 😡😡

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@citizentvkenya Arror and Kimwarer?

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