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Kuon-noisseur. 💯 by 40! 🇨🇭, International Genevè, @Harvard Grad Student, I/O Psychology. Epicurean Hedonist. Development Finance. she/her
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Tweet for Chimano. Like for Chimano. RT for Chimano. 2020 is OUR YEAR!!! 😍😍😍😍🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🤔🤔🤔
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In Jaguar’s Matapeli video, where he talks about politicians exploiting the poor wananchi, guess who was featured as the Poor Mwananchi/Shoe Shiner? LMAOOOO! You can’t make this stuff up 😭
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How old is Alexas? He tweets about alcohol like a 18yo UoN freshman who is on a full HELB loan package...
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Otero is just pimping me to his fake ass cousins yet he’s the ass I need to sample first! Ntamdish kama indomie
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“Maybe the 72 Virgins are MALE and you are the BRIDE” - Boniface Mwangi, 2023
😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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So I got chipod from Milan jana.
Woke up today in a strange apartment, my ass aches (duh) and then a note beside my bed:
“Had to leave to take kids to church. Here’s a key to the Apt and access card for the main gate. Having lunch with fam later, call me when yu wake up - O”
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I ordered Pizza from Valley Arcade then the Boda guy is telling me someone has robbed him of the pizza 🍕😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Guys, can we normalize giving our security guards bread 🍞 + tea in a flask especially in this cold weather ? Oh and blue band too ❤️❤️
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😆 he is 43, left employment “14 yrs ago” after being in telecoms industry for “17 yrs” muhahahaha.. He started working while 12yrs? I’m sure the author wouldn’t have died if he fact checked this totally uninspiring story 🤦🏿♂️
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@MihrThakar
The only consistency here is Nigerians not being welcomed everywhere. I’m sorry, Kenyans are the most tolerant when it comes to foreigners. Nigerians have been thriving, and are thriving, in Kenya. This is just a case of one bad apple if you ask me.
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Nothing. I even shouted Wamlambez over the weekend only to be greeted by blank stares. Punda imechoka.
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So the cleaner is like “kuna guests who need to check in”
I’m like “huh”
She’s like “Hii ni AirBnB”
I kennot bliiiiiiiiiiv mayais!!!! Auuuuuuuuuch
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Cardi B sinks into depression after a relatively unknown kikuyu woman from Karîndùndù refuses to be in her camp... 🤭
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My heart breaks for people who go to restaurants to watch other people. 💔💔💔
You watch couples who go out for dates in restaurants and your heart breaks... No conversation, no bonding, no intimacy, y'all ain't even looking at each other... Y'all are legit alone together 😳😳💔💔
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Forget about the Maybach, is this man rocking Red Bottoms? 😮💨😮💨😮💨
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@C_NyaKundiH
The real issue here should be: why is a 80yr old man in government employment? What’s Kenya’s retirement age? Death? 💀😭🙈
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What a way to end the week! I’m so so gutted Kev
@KevinColliding
may you RIP 👼 😭. 😔 😞
This mag made HS so much fun lol. Also look at Kev Colliding when he used to be soooooo cuuuuuuute lol
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Update: They are not Kenyans but it was in a Kenyan owned bar. Sorry for the mix up.
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Can’t imagine Ombachi in bed:
“Remove clothes, Lift Leg, Insert, Done.”
🤧🤣
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Someone outchea is trying really hard to bring Azziad down. Now her nudes ziko Telegram 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️😳😳😳
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Can't find the vacancy on your website though.... 🤔🤔😬😬😬😬😬🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭
Following yesterday’s reports of offensive behavior by one of our staff, please find an update below.
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Remember when back in the day AIESEC guys used to behave like they hold permanent visas to the US? 😳🫣💔😭
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I love
@ombachi13
and all but the only beauty campaign he should be involved in is for Pumice Stone 🤦♀️. No idea what these Lintons People’s strategy was.
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So I chipod this guy from Blue Door 😳😳😳 then he says we can’t sleep on the same bed till we get married!!! Wtf in western twisted 7th Day Adventist world is this? 🤔🤔🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😳😳😳
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Can someone please just thank and tag these people wherever they are: Carole Mandi, Rupi Mangat, Wayua Muli, Oyunga Pala, Wahome Mútahi, Yussuf Dawood ..
I got curious about life (and a lot of things) through their writing influence.
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Why do women treat househelps worse than the colonialists treated us? 😞😞😢😢😢😢
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Forget the police station aesthetic, that mini roundabout is sending meeee 💀
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SMMFH! He didn’t have 900/- but he had 2400/- to travel to Nairobi from Kitale to go on national tv to spew lies 🤦♂️
"‘Hustler Fund’ imenisaidia… nilichukua mkopo wa KES 900, nikanunua kuku mmoja kwa KES 700 na najua ataanza kutega mayai hivi karibuni… mayai moja ni KES 20" - Philemon Kirwa
#NTVSasa
@Nuru_AbdulAziz
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In the spirit of giving and since it’s my birthday, please nominate (as in it can’t be you) a small time business owner who urgently needs cash injection for their business (less than $500). You have 8 hrs! Go! Let’s make someone’s life better
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Heh! Can you ask Bravin to turn around, trynna see something whew
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There’s no bigger embarrassment than when you are paying via Till No then the establishment asks “can I see the MPESA message” then when you show them the Fuliza one comes on top!!😭😭😫😫😫😤😫😤😤😤. That time you had convinced them you were rich by your tutabias and airs 😆
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Please please please abeg, before hitting 30, figure out what really excites you in terms of work then actively look out for engagements that adequately compensate you for doing what you love..
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So sent cash to the wrong MPESA, guy withdrew immediately then sends this message... 😤 🙄😭🤦🏻♀️
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That , right there, is what’s wrong with the world 😫😫😩😩 even AI can tell. But humans, for some reason, can’t.
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Oh no! 😭😭😭 I wish we would stop comparing international prices to local prices. Just explain your price point? Also, the attitude doesn’t help. 🙂😳
We hosted
@muthoniDQ
on our podcast and this is what she said regarding the mechanics of ticket pricing. The full video is on our YouTube page.
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While you are in India, could you get a brain transplant as well cuz this ain’t it sis. Whew 😅
What are you doing about it?
#ManUp
I invested 50 million to be elected a leader. I served way before being elected. At 55
#OfficiallyMadeOfTitenium
because of sacrifices I made. As a member of the Health Commitee we shaping the Presidents
#AgendaFourKe
#UHCKe
being crucial.
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At least some people take each other for dates and spend some money. 🤣 some of you go for freebie dates in akina MauMaus house and Zed’s place as a couple whew 😥 😅
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Told Bae I’ve started fulizaing then this happened. Heh! Can your bae, even?
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I wish Cab Guys were on Twitter to tell us the horror experiences that y’all “perfect clients” take them through 😯😯
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Ahahahahaha haha
@SakajaJohnson
remember when you used to be cute and a child of God? ☺️☺️😂😂💀💀
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So distasteful! I hope this is not how you look at your students 😞😢. Making fun of parents who are trying to get out of the poverty cycle through making sure their kids are getting a decent education in these harsh economic times is not it.
Form 1 Admissions at Kapsabet Boys High School Vs Nkarini Mixed Secondary school Tharaka.😭
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Can we talk about how young people (who are still in university or fresh from high school) tend to think they have ZERO skills hence unemployable? Or tend to hide and be embarrassed about their “small” achievements?
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Not sure who needs to hear this: you may never find love in this lifetime, or the perfect job, a loyal friend but please I BEG, GREAT SLEEP is within your reach. Make sure you get AMAZING SLEEP every single day. Get some nice sheets, a comfy mattress, change your sleep’s quality
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People here just tweet anything so don’t ever be distracted by the white noise. It’s not their beliefs because tell me why??
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Bouncing Back has a FACE!!! Thanks for the warm wishes 😘😘❤️❤️❤️❤️
#LoveisLove
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Jacket/Pants by Zara
Boots by Dior 💯
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So I told Blaze he’s thick he blocked me. But you niggas tell these ghels the same thing every day? Wauuuuu
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Chiko Lawi: Hey Damian, can I get a selfie? my name is Chi....
Damian Marley: Get away from me Chi Chi Man..
😐😐😐😑😑😑😑
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This is not your wife though lol
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@seangarrette
You got played hunnnnnnntay! 🤣 Shoreditch has a cute bar and club scene but accommodation? Bwahahahaha!
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Deep inside yo butt.
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If you really wanna help somebody, please, help them in private. Consider their dignity whilst at it. Otherwise keep the fucking “help” to yourself.
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If the pad is that dirty I wonder how the kitchen and the bedroom look like. 🤔🤔😭😭😭
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Where can I get that Jollof Rice carpet?
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Me in the Club: *Form ni KuTesa
Me at Home:
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Dunno who needs to hear this but expose yourself to different social interactions: hang out with people from a different mentality than yours, spend time with the elderly, kids, from different walks of life.. you will learn so so much !
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Kampupi anakaaa kunipoopia tukiwa mechi so no. Osoro mlisema tunaeza kuwa related so no. Maybe Leonardo 😊😊😉😉
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This thread! 😮 and all we have is our beloved
@ntvkenya
piece on how Obado consumed Sukumawiki and shockingly survived a few nights after eating this highly poisonous vegetable 🙄
THREAD
In July 2018, a horrifying video began to circulate on social media.
2 women & 2 young children are led away by a group of soldiers. They are blindfolded, forced to the ground, and shot 22 times.
#BBCAfricaEye
investigated this atrocity. This is what we found...
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So my office is encouraging everybody to work from home for at least 2 days per week! Seeing as I only work 3 days a week that means I’m in the office once a week 😆. 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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Confessions Part 1: The guy who's proposed to me is married to one of y'all (who i totally love btw) but it is what it is. Hope you can forgive yourself for listening to all his lies...
Brace yourself it aint good...
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20. And finally just before the meeting ends ask if someone’s going to email a summary? 🤭
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But you guise ! Where do you get these guts from? To ask complete strangers for loans nshee?
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That’s OK. You are not going to represent Kenya in any capacity. Rest.
Wait, kuna classes za kuhold forks and knives when eating? Watu waachane na sisi😂
I love 'embarrassing' myself in public coz I'm gonna use my hands. The food tastes better that way.
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The groom’s body language is OFF. Why is he leaning into Oga Obinna? & both crossing their hands has an even deeper meaning …
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