Santiago-Perez
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International wedding MC | Host | 1/3 of the Real Talk Real Walk Podcast
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I was the MC for a wedding last week in Dubai and this is how it went…..
Safe to say, it was a movie. Vibes on 10.
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And a photographer, it seems.
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3 stage interviews are jarring because what are you asking me on the 3rd that you couldn’t ask on the first and second? Silly concept
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Watch this with no sound and you think she’s at a Hillsong conference
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I don’t believe in talking stages, you’ve got like 14 days to organise a date & that’s it.
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You don’t need to chat to another babe to know if your relationship is strong btw
#loveisland
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Mbappe has 3 man massaging his legs. He’s not even listening to the team talk loool
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Somebody invited me to a BBQ and said “bring your own food”. God of Elijah
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When will you ppl ask, “how can I love God more?”
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May your partner always want to rip your clothes off 🙏🏾
Good morning
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Why is insta showing me posts from 13th May, is everything okay at the HQ?
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England have the spirit of so close but yet so far. I reject it from our lives.
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This wind is an attention seeker. Why is it shouting every 6 minutes?! Eunice, I have heard you.
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I decided to be a good guy and come into the office. I’ve already spent £36 before 9am. It’s my fault tbh
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I got a BBQ tomorrow and my barber is trying to cancel my appointment. God of Elijah, intervene.
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Ordering chips at a Chinese restaurant is wild to me. I can’t explain it.
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This isn’t your average Fanta. He who has ears to hear, let him hear 😍
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You flew from Germany to go to a fake African wedding which got cancelled?! God of Elijah
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I want to travel but my issue is, I only want to pay £200 for flight and hotel. God, make a way.
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Women are so against taking the bins out, it’s like they think it’s a sin 🤣
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When babies are tired why do they cry? My guy, sleep then looool!
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Stormzy getting back with Maya has inspired the Mandem and I hear it. Go and get her bro, send THAT text.
Terms and conditions pls.
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When ppl say “it is well”, sometimes I want to reply “but it’s not though is it”
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People talk about celibacy but I’m pretty sure they mean abstinence.
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Is that all? England hasn’t won since 1966, raise the stakes 😭
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The company I work for is giving everyone £1k for the cost of living crisis. Nice little gesture.
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The commentator said “call your boss and tell him you’re not working tomorrow”.
I said I hear that loud and clear lool
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Why are you at a wedding with AirPods in? What are you listening to beloved?
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I will even arrive at 6am becahh to be on time is to be late.
5k per hour to work on Christmas day from 7am-2:30pm would you do it?
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“I’m gonna shout you bro” simply means bye. Nobody is shouting nobody.
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Hosted a 40 guest wedding. Intimate and it was lit. Surprised more couples don’t do small weddings like this.
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Imagine getting rejected after a 6 stage interview?!. After the 3rd one, I’m going to the office in shirt and tie to start the job. What do you meannnnn
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Asake was late and he’s hanging in the air like it’s Wrestlemainia. I beg you climb down
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Simple “high five” gave her confidence to jump? Fairs
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It’s interesting how ppl can watch your stories and not wish you happy bday or celebrate an achievement. They see and swipe.
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9am meetings are not right. What is so important that it can’t wait until 12pm? Is it an emergency?
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Crying 🤣
I dunno but if he spends more than £30 you gotta let him w***k bom
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I had Dartford charges totaling £400. I challenged them cah it’s not me that’s paying that. They increased to £1120. I called them cah maybe they didn’t understand me the first time lool
I just paid £27.50 for them all and I’m free.
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55 years since England reached a final. Breakthrough. Pastor is currently writing his sermon.
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My boy called me at 11pm to discuss Arsenal. That’s when God revealed the ministry of DND to me. Never again.
Ppl who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give AF about nobody's life 😭
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If your mother in law is adamant she is coming on your honeymoon, there could be an underlying issue somewhere.
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I can taste the hardness through the phone. This is chin chin lool
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My diet has been in the mud for the last few days. Food, snacks, fizzy drinks. Lord, cleanse me
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Spaghetti and stew is actually very nice. Certainly not afraid to admit that.
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Pastor is eating Eba with efo riro and the men are licking his fingers for deliverance. Happy Sunday 😭😭
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SPAC Nation is closing down. The TL is moving too fast for me today. It’s all going off.
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Are Fred’s groomsmen not on Twitter? How do you respond after seeing this 4 days before the wedding?
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It really is God’s Grace that sustains us through the things we go through.
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All of a sudden £34 seems too expensive for travelling to work. Going into the office is hype.
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They want Stormzy to rap about the bando and imaginary opps in a LV suit doing r&b chest 😭
Does Stormzy still make music for US though…?
Proper discussion I had with
@ProdByWalkz
on this 🤔
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I’ve been in Dubai for only 6 days and I understand why Londoners relocate. I get it.
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Ppl who don’t interact with you but will ask “where was my invite?” when you have a function are scary lool!
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A woman congratulates a man on his engagement and he replies “it should have been you”. That’s violent misconduct if it happens
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I cannot vouch for anybody. Everybody is mad.
Thank God for Grace.
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This is why men scream at the TV. I hope we all get it now
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You tell someone you love them and they reply “right back at ya”… burn everything down 😭🤣
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Wearing 14 outfits at your wedding is a bit much, no? I mean, the bride looked BEAUTIFUL but you won't really be present at your own wedding because you are changing every 30 minutes to do fashion show
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Bonuses should be tax free. I couldn’t tell you why though
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Tyler basically told Clarisse “couple of the Mandem wanna sample, you’re good”
#Loveisland
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We need an update on the wedding day. I wanna know if the Mandem help carry drinks to the venue and clean up after the wedding
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Discerning who to connect with on a deep level and who to keep at arms length is crucial to adulting.
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Mandem are in black puffer jackets. Is the beef really that serious?!
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Build relationships with ppl that can hold you accountable, not entertain your foolishness
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Currently on a a work trip and everything is paid for from hotel to food. It made me realise that the badeena’s are living a very good life.
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Should we wear them to church instead? Or is it to work my dear?
People who wear robes around the house are extra af…
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They got me going Into the office tomorrow. First time in 2 years. God of Elijah, intervene.
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The discourse around salaries on this app is always interesting. Everyone is really on £100k
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May the month of August bring unexplainable joy, we will have a reason to testify. God will show up for us in more ways than 1
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Christian women love a games night and I want to understand why lool
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My favourite Yoruba word is Lobatan. It’s perfect lool!
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If you buy sandwiches from a corner shop, you simply cannot be trusted. What else are you capable of? 💀
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It’s National girlfriends day. Mandem, slide in her DM with “Happy girlfriend’s day, how can I make your life easier?”
Ts&Cs apply. Results may vary. LOL
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You’re fighting and you put your fingers in the man’s bum?! God of Elijah 😭🫣
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“I was in church 4 times a week”. Sorry oooo church conductor, leader of the attendees, opener of all churches 😭
Pick me’s are the worst! This woman is crazy to be talking to her like that. These podcasts need to be banned🙄❌
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Wait! Somebody cannot use YouTube for recipe? Goodness me 😫
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3 black boys missed their penalties. All the Mandem. This is painful.
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You have to join in and sing to her too. May the best singer win.
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If you can’t carry a woman, pls don’t. Know your strengths (or weaknesses) 😭💀
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You abstain for a long time, marry then have meedi sex?! I pray against this for all of my peoples 🙏🏾
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James got Fuhad a G-Wagon. From podcasting money? Am I doing something wrong pls? 😂
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Mandem, even if you’re currently single, go and book the venue. Pastor said crazy faith.
If anyone is interested in booking
Hylands Estate (Wedding Venue) in 2023 at a discounted price.
Please message me x
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The shadeborough posted that Christian couples video. Long day for all involved
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If you know you’re going to be a meedi groomsman, reject the invitiation
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Guys, I’m stressed pls.
What is Christian flirting? 🤣😫
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Told someone in the office my surname and they asked if I’m Italian. I need to WFH 5 days a week man.
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