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Joined January 2022
My mom making me come say hi to somebody I โknewโ as a baby
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Ainโt no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ainโt working ๐.
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That lil shiver outta no where really be feeling like a glitch ๐ญ.
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Ngl Apple not giving us a charger & headphones anymore is CRAZYY.
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"approved" "accepted" "congratulations" all 2023.
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Mom: โWe cleaning this whole house.tomorrow". 14 year old me:
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โDo it or I wonโt be your friendโ kids were the biggest gaslighters.
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Direct deposit: $1,400. Me at Subway: โadd a cookieโ.
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My problem is, I wanna b the only one at the gym when I go ๐ญ.
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I knew this generation didn't gaf when we stopped ironing our clothes ๐ญ.
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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety >>>>.
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โIm not going if youโre not goingโ are the best friendships.
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ONCE YOU GET CROCS. IT'S REALLY FUCK YO OTHER SHOES ๐.
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You ever laid next to someone & went straight to sleepโฆLike damn you my peace fr ๐ฎโ๐จ.
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Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep
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I'm such a "why?" person, I want reasons, I need to understand.
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Ppl who sleep with their phone on silent or dnd really don't give AF about nobody's life ๐ญ.
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Kinda scared to talk to a therapist cause they might .
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iOS DND ain't no joke now, ion hear a ring, cling or dingaling ๐ญ.
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Mature conversations mixed wit a lil flirting and joking >>>>.
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I hate PENDING payments. Just take that shit & go๐ญ.
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Dating someone who can stay kind even during fights is extremely important.
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Consistent sex with the same person only gets better.
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Finding both friendship & love in a person >>>>.
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I hope I marry into a family that loves me & treats me like their own. Thatโs kinda a huge deal for me.
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Throwing her around instead of asking to switch positions >>>>.
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Knowing when to leave is extremely important. The job. The party. The relationship.
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Girls with good hygiene be getting they whole bodies ate fr๐.
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I wanna get addicted to getting up early, hitting the gym, and eating healthy like yโall, whatโs the secret?.
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Laughing in the middle of sex is crazy cus why we bonding like this ๐ฅบ.
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Dating a person who has never been loved properly takes so much patience.
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Clear communication so u don't waste each other's time >>>>.
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Skin to skin ainโt enough for me. I need soul to soul ๐ญ.
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My "OMW" doesn't start until u text back "Ok" idc๐ญ.
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I cannot afford another bond with the wrong soul.
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Next year is your mature year. You have to control your mouth, mind, mood & money.
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Uncontrollable laughter together is my favorite type of intimacy.
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For yo own sanity, always take mixed signals as a no.
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You get in a relationship to LEARN how to love each other, you're not suppose to automatically know. People assume this and are too quick to break up.
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If I accidentally like something . ima unlike it. Idc if you seen it.
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The way somebody fits you into their schedule says a lot about what they think of you.
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If weโre dating that means when Iโm sleepy you need to be sleepy too, bedtime ๐ญ.
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When you meet somebody you really like, thereโs this urge to buy things for them.
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Addressing where we BOTH went wrong instead of pinning everything on one person >>>>>.
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To be vulnerable with somebody and not feel stupid after >>>.
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Dating someone who pushes u to do better is sooo important.
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I suck at being in group chats. As soon as they get to talking too much. DND๐ญ.
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Manipulators be so mad when they not able to manipulate u ๐คฃ๐คฃ.
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If we got plans and u don't mention nothing that day. our plans are canceled ๐.
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To avoid disappointment, take ppl as they are, and not what they could be.
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Reassurance is a huge thing for me, my mind be everywhere.
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Idk who needs to hear this but, get those tattoos and piercings this year.
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Missing somebody whoโs not alive is an indescribable type of pain.
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Dying of laughter together is my favorite type of intimacy.
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I donโt have โtrust issuesโ. I have โIโve seen this before and I know how this goesโ issues.
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Iโm dating to marry. Iโm young but this generation minds are horrible, itโs a blessing to find somebody worth it all.
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I really b like "lemme not say anything" & still end up saying something๐ญ.
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Having sex with one person & getting slutted out is way better than multiple partners ๐ญ.
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When youโre both equally obsessed with each other, the honeymoon phase never dies out >>>>.
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You ever laid next to a mf & went straight to sleepโฆLike damn you my peace fr ๐ฎโ๐จ.
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Leaving my house with only Apple Pay n my crocs.
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I love when I notice that Iโm handling a situation better than my old self would.
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Messages be so funny when Siri read.them in yo Airpods ๐ญ.
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I love a drunk text. like damn Iโm on your mind frfr๐ญ.
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Normalize breakfast Dates. Let's go get waffles and orange juice and talk. .
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Sex is way too personal to be out here havin it with just anybody lmao.
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A relationship where the flirting never ends >>>>.
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When youโre both mutually obsessed with each other, the honeymoon phase never dies out >>>>.
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A relationship where u instantly miss each other, right after being together >>>>.
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Idc how busy your day is, if you can't shoot me a lil text. You ain't for me.
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A relationship where the flirting never stops >>>>.
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I pray I marry a person whoโll never get tired of me. Like years in & still obsessed.
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Before I cut someone off, I always ask like 3 people if I'm tripping ๐.
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Idc how old I am. Ima drink a mf Caprisun ๐ญ๐ญ.
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Normalize breakfast Dates. Let's go get waffles and coffee and talk. .
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When you meet a person you really like, there's this urge to buy things for them.
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We grown af, text me however many times you want.
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Texting me while u out. damn u love me frfr๐ญ.
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I really want to experience traveling with somebody Iโm in love with.
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I need a therapist that I can text through the day. Like, "fam, guess what tf just happened".
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I love hearing feelings ๐ฉ. like damn you feel this way about me frfr.
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Adding โthe fuckโ after you finish spazzing be the cherry on top ๐๐.
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Sleeping next to your favorite person is a different kinda sleep๐ฉ.
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Have you ever LOVED somebody so much, u tried to understand them while they was hurting u.
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Flat doggy is highkey the best sex position to ever exist.
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Having a partner that compliments you is extremely important. Words of affirmation are not to be slept on.
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Sharing locations ain't enough I need you to wear a body camera.
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I wanna get addicted to working out like yโall, whatโs the secret?.
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Traveling with each other is pretty high on my list of love languages. Different level of intimacy.
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If you FaceTime me randomly & I pick up I fwy heavyy ๐.
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I be wanting to stay in the shower for the rest of my mf life ๐ญ.
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