Bambi π
@Lencer_B
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β¨The Jig is Up!β¨π°πͺπ»
Nairobi, Kenya
Joined August 2009
ππππππ Guys! I just took a shower here. The only functional bathroom in my section π #NyegeNyege2022
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Nadediiiii!!! ππππΉπΉπΉπΉ. We are too unserious as a nation. π
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I choked onced i finished reading the sentence ππππΉ
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From βmnanidharauringiβ to βwooorrrrrrrrdβ πΉπΉπΉπ
. I love it for him.
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πππππ Ni ku gwan! Being a Kenyan is both a vibe and a headache.
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Never forget the role this man played!!!! Smh π Iβm so broken by the videos from the quarry.
We extend our deepest condolences to the families and friends of those who lost their lives during the recent protests. We appreciate Kenyans who exercised their right to peacefully protest, your voices strengthen our democracy. @SafaricomPLC is committed to serving all Kenyans
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From Murife to sparky!!! π€£π€£π€£π€£ TikTok content is unmatched.
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My cat is trying to move in his very pregnant girlfriend and Iβm absolutely NOT here for it! πΉπ First of all, the babies ainβt his cause his bolingos were snipped. Pili, Kaende katafute job if heβs man enough to raise someone elseβs kids. ππβπΎ
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Nabii ako continent gani saa hii nione kama anaweza nikujia na vitu za Amazon? ππ₯ΉπΉ.
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Idk but nothing beats having your own place. No matter how small it is. Itβs yours.
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Bruh! I was so confused i thought yβall were suddenly typing Nairobi with a kikuyu accent whole time its a person π₯².
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πππ Beryl is to Luo girls as Mercy is to Kalenjin girls.
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@teakettIes @theestallion I came to the comments section for this real hot girl shit ππ£π£π₯
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Nairobi what Iβve realized is that watu wanadai kupendana ile mbaya but they just donβt trust one another. ππ.
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I hate adults who avoid grown and difficult conversations. Like sweetieβ¦we are not sweeping shit under the carpet over here. That elephant must be addressed.
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Who told Kanairo men to switch to βCan I make you breakfast tomorrow?β ππππ from βcan I take you home with me tonight?!β . Who is putting you on game?! ππππ.
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π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£ This has cracked me upppp!!! Exactly how it be.
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Pastor Ngβangβa was right. Hakuna mtu ya mazematics the whole of Kenya ππππ.
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One thing I love about the movement is its fast ability to shift pace. Mambo ni aste aste my guys!!! Thereβs no backing down no matter how many snakes pop up and show out. #RutoMustGo #OccupyTheInternetKE
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ππππΉπΉβπΎπ°πͺ Can never skip this video. Tupatane kesho kwa ground tafadhali! #RutoMustGo
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Is this why we donβt have Kenyan Super heroes? ππππ
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Imagine a daytime party at this venue!!! You are well lubricated by 8pm unadai tu shtick. πΉπΉπ Anyways, nikama nitatembea kitengela soon.
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Who lowkey feels like 2020 is still going to be their year? π₯Ί.
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Nimeshow plug apende ukweli. πΉπΉπΉ Thereβs no point of lying Ati uko 30mins away alafu ukuje hours later. Hakunaga HR wa ma plug? πΉπΉπΉ.
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But yoh! Referrals are a thing THING. Kuna time nimeguzisha morio flani friendly just cause he came highly recommended πΉπΉπΉπΉ.
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I hope youβve watched George Kagweβs βMresh wa mpesa amepata side hustle ya censusβ ππππ Too funny! Peep the full video on his IG.
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Ulibuy wapi iyo vape? ππ.
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Please keep these coming!!!! Provides so much context and paints the reality they try so hard to hide from us. #RejectFinanceBill2024
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May my motherβs deepest desires come true! π₯Ήπ§‘β¨ Never experienced a love so genuine. Iβm eternally grateful.
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I honestly dunno how to live on a budget ππ₯΄ I gotta make more money. Thereβs no way around it.
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Kazi haifanyikii!!! Hakukalikii!! Thank you to all of you representing us out there. #RejectFinanceBill2024.
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Fill your timelines with videos of patriots already on the streets, demanding for people arrested and abducted to be released!!! Ignore the fear mongers!!! Remain focused ππΎπ°πͺ #RutoMustGo.
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They are arresting Mike cuz of his powerful and impactful contribution towards the movement!!!! Civic education is reaching the masses thanks to his initiative and its pissing them off!! . NOW IS THE TIME TO GO EVEN HARDER FOR MIKE!!! Fuck this government! #FreeMike #RutoMustGo.
THEY ARE ARRESTING ME AT KASARANI.
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Also @JoeWMuchiri1 grow up. Yani weβve been on this app for over 10yrs and you are still perpetuating colorism?! Girls you trashed 10yrs ago are still healing. Do better. π«ΆπΎ.
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A man last night said to me βMy dad owns half of Mercuryβ and I looked at him like, is this the line he uses to get pussy? What a lame dude. Told him to get me his dadβs number cause I have no business being with losers. π.
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πΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ Somebody get this man into a studio ASAP!!! Its giving βmi ni mcreativity mbayaβ and i love it!!!! . Mara ngapiiiiiiii??????
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I repeat, @KenyaCopyright pls act on behalf of the gentleman being taken advantage of. This is unacceptable!!!.
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Huku Kenya iβm not gonna lie to you, people invite their friends to events. Probably why you see the same faces at every event. πππ The appropriate audience is never a priority.
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π€£π€£π€£ What an experience!!! Leaving nyege nyege with at least 5 potential husbands! I particularly like the Ugandan man. So gentle, patient and thoughtful. Ladies are they like this usually or Iβm being played?.
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Ukisha kunywa wine chupa mzima na umekawia ginene huanza kukushoutia hivi! Smh πΉπΉπΉ
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In 2020 i will not defend a woman on twitter just because sheβs a woman!!!! Some women are devils!!! Period!!!.
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I love how yungins are taking over spaces collaboratively!! π€β€οΈ.
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πΉπΉπΉπΉ Mbona tuko hivi kama Wakenya π°πͺ? . Itβs the seriousness in his voice and tone that gets me πΉπΉπΉπΉπππ
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The only good thing going for me is my tent facing Itanda falls. Otherwise, I wanna goooooooo hooooooome! π€£π€£π€£π€£ππππ
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Partners in crime πππ.
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When i was young i remember turning up all night on some Friday. Got home at 6am, showered, left cause i had training at 8am. I look back reminiscing on youth because if i dared to do that shit today, iβd be hospitalized. Enjoy your youth dear youngins πππ.
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Iβm listening to this mix by Stylez and it fikaz a point he goes in on Jay Z hits mpaka i think some chics started complaining then he gets on the mic and says βLet the person buying you drinks enjoy, tetema is coming!β ππππ πππ
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To all my hustlers out there who have zero connections, no wealthy family to fall back onβ¦just hard work and faith. Iβm here to encourage you to keep going.
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Nah, Kenyans really turnt up to these riddims back in the day πππ₯³π₯³π₯³πππ
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Women will say how they wonβt date a broke guy but they also wonβt tell you the humiliation they go through dating the rich guy. π.
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Guys π, please name some of the companies you know of or have worked for and can vouch for having the best working culture. Trynna see something ππ.
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If we canβt have difficult conversations in a frienship then what are we even doing???
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TBH i have zero problems with babes saying they only date rich. By all means do whatβs best for you. The part I never get is the entitlement to someone elseβs money. π
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ππππ Networking itawamaliza. Just work on yourself, theyβll come to you instead.
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Stop what you are doing and WATCH THIS!!! π€―π€―π³ . Never been so captivated and intrigued by a teaser telling a Kenyan story!! When is it coming out and will it be on @NetflixKE ? π₯Ίπ₯
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This is a petition for bread companies to package mkate nusu for people who live alone and struggle to finish a whole pack while still fresh ππ€.
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Iβm out of breath!!!! Yho! πππππΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπ
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Yβall. is it just me or this looks like the P2 packaging? πΉπΉπΉπΉ. My gosh!! Nobody told them to invest in a marketing team? ππ.
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Ladies and gentlemen, @KHALIGRAPH has done something here!! Grown folk mood. A whole mood! @BettyMKyallo jamming is fun to watch! I love it! π₯π₯ #PlayKEMusic
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ππππ€£ Itβs not everyday you find a Kenyan getting roasted on theshaderoom π
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Iβm officially training my cat to go represent me on Squid Game ππΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉπΉ
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Hear me outβ¦π«¦.
Edwin Sifuna ako kwa ground
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Now that insecurity is at an all time high in Nairobi, you gotta stay strapped at all times πΉπΉπΉ
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Iβve put this short story together for those who are new on here.π€£π€£π€£
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Dear Corporate Bully, Usione umeficha white!!! Siku yako inakuja π Saa hii endelea kusanitize. Tupatane uwanjani πππΎ.
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Just bumped into a makanga wa route ya home and he enthusiastically says hi and introduces himself as βni mimi ulinifunza nisibebe clients nikiwashika shika.β And I couldnβt be happier!! πΉπΉπΉπ§‘π§‘π§‘π§‘π§‘.
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My goodness ako around nivalie ngozi ya kondoo? π©π©π©.
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@daquijey @TheRealCourtz @pokahunnit @Heytherejanel @ipapemageohS Right?! π€£π€£π€£ Religion got people so stiff.
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Iβm not even a gamer but this shitβs sending me πππ
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Ushawahi kosa pesa lakini uko na amani na furaha and you are ok with that?.
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πΉπΉπΉπΉ Eli amejitahidi akanunulia mpenzi wake diamond only for this to be the first comment???! πΉπΉπΉ Hamna heshima ata kidogo.
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Kenyan men "Come we work from home from my place" is not a date pls.
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Me reading yβall tweets about paying 8K to get rained on ππππ¬
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Female friendships are a blessing π₯Ήπ₯Ήππ§‘π§‘π§‘π§‘.
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π gai! Nairobi has a ka unique crowd of rich kids that feel like they can do whatever since their parents can buy your whole community. Polite advice, never get into trouble in their company!.
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πΉπΉπΉπΉ Itβs the way Bosco is happy to be involved in maandamano for me
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I had a strange encounter with that babe. Kuna time alijaribu sana getting close to me, asked for money in a βiβm rich but pls bail me outβ typa way, nikazima iyo kitu. She came back with Rutoβs tactics showering me with empty and immature promises za gifts, nikalenga πΉ.
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In this Nairobi ogopa HYPE!!! ππππ There are people whose lives are all hypeeee. And these are the people you are heavily comparing yourselves to? Wacha! Uko tu sawa. Walk your path. You are doing amazing.
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This are the toilets!! πππ. Let me light a fattie kwanza as I process all this.
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