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Outdoorsman | Stats Junkie | Painfully Allegiant Minnesota Sports Fan

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@allthingsmn
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Donte DiVincenzo = Derrick White 2.0? I see the vision!
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@allthingsmn
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If Ant played in a bigger market he’d probably have one of the most successful signature shoes in the league, multiple SLAM covers, a featured role in a star studded movie and nationally televised ESPN interviews highlighting his comparisons to Michael Jordan. It’s a shame,
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What if Jaylen Clark is just a fucking monster in the NBA?
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@brittrobson @TyTyBuckets Britt lol…this is supposed to be fun! You’ll look great in that shirt!
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@allthingsmn
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Super disappointed in KAT. Hurts his team far too often. It’s been 8 years of bullshit bouts of immaturity. He’s one of the most talented players in the NBA but if he never figures it out mentally, he’ll be what holds this team back from greatness.
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@allthingsmn
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I took care of it, Folks.
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@JaceFrederick True, though the quality of opponents for each isn’t remotely comparable.
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@allthingsmn
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This franchise needs a jersey refresh in the worst way. @AROD @MarcLore
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Leonard Miller with No. 33 and Jaylen Clark No. 0
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@___daner Why did I think for a split second that the light post was a massive slide coming down from the roof?
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@allthingsmn
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If Pat Bev is bought out, who should the Wolves cut loose?
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@zach_attack1991 @JeffPassan Lmao Jesus Christ…have you paid much attention this offseason?
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@allthingsmn
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@NikolaNuggets The Nuggets fan base is comparably fantastic relative to the rest of the NBA. Ball knowers, respectful discourse, etc…
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@allthingsmn
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3 years
@theantedwards_ Since you’re Jimmy Butler’s Dad, are you having him over for Thanksgiving?
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@allthingsmn
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5 years
@RyanCatz Lmao! I’m a lifelong hunter, as well. What we don’t have in common, though? I’m not delusional enough to think I need to hunt to feed my family or that I need a semi-auto weapon with a high-capacity magazine to kill a fucking doe. Get a clue.
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@allthingsmn
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6 years
@Ninky4 @AdamSchefter @Redskins He’d fit right in with the theme of organizational racism!
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@allthingsmn
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When you’re wondering why the Vikings have failed to break through in the Cousins era, you may start by acknowledging/noting that the best defensive player they’ve drafted in 8(!!!) years is Cam Bynum. 8 years and he’s the best guy they’ve added to the defense via the draft.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
Pulled the trigger and am a Wolves Season Ticket Holder. See y’all on Wednesday.
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@allthingsmn
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5 years
@Str8_Cash_Homey This is a weird thing to post...I don’t recall ever hearing this.
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@allthingsmn
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@Dom_2k They play Dallas in the Western Conference Finals on Wednesday night and I will be in attendance. What’s next for you?
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@allthingsmn
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@johnhollinger Get bent, John. You’ve been a hater for years. Go polish your scalp or something.
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@allthingsmn
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@TheKellenMond Smack Shack, Oceanaire, Grand Catch, Meritage, Martina, Baldamar, Café Lurcat… Welcome to Minnesota! #SKOL
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@allthingsmn
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5 years
@ChrisTrapasso How much you want for some of your Shrooms, bro? They’re working.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
Jaylen Nowell is on his way to Jordan Poole status. Just watch.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
@Peter_Bukowski They do a wonderful job at consuming every cell and thought in your brain. Guaranteed tops in the NFL on that front. The level of obsession is objectively hilarious (and creepy).
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@allthingsmn
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@Brandon_Warne @MLBTheShow Wait, I didn’t listen to the audio. I’m a dunce. But the graphics are still insane to me lmao I haven’t gamed in forever.
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@allthingsmn
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The Wolves don’t need a guy that can play PG in a pinch…they need a legit backup PG that can start 25+ games. Conley isn’t playing all 82. Point Ant is fun but they need someone that can help the rest of the guys contribute efficient offense. Ant is too TO prone to be relied on.
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@allthingsmn
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@Markkern111 @WorldWideWob Wade came into the league at Ant’s current age. As insane as it sounds, that might be selling him short.
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@allthingsmn
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5 years
Anyone glued to the idea of hanging on to RoCo is nuts. This team is not close to contending in the West and he’s their most valuable trade asset outside of KAT. They need to take advantage of that and move him for high-ceiling pieces. They’re a lotto team regardless.
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@allthingsmn
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@The_Barftender And three second round picks… two of which were used to get Leonard Miller, I believe.
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@allthingsmn
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5 months
It cannot be overstated how happy I am for Karl-Anthony Towns. That dude has been through it all and had really struggled in the postseason throughout his career. To see him playing the way we all know he can play brings me a level of joy that’s tough to top.
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@allthingsmn
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5 years
The #MNTwins should be tossing a boatload of $ at Kimbrel. 20th in payroll, a bullpen in need of a tangible star or 2 and an opportunity to step on the neck of the AL Central and work towards home field in October. Show the rest of the league you’re serious! @TwinsPrez
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@allthingsmn
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Lots of respect for Kevin Durant. He plays the right way unlike his teammates and he’s a pure, incredible hooper. He’s welcome to come finish his career in Minnesota.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
@LukeBraunNFL Fetal alcohol syndrome plagues the majority of Wisconsin folk. Give them some slack.
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@allthingsmn
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3 years
@AmicoHoops Would be great for you, a journalist, to include all of KAT’s thoughts versus a small snippet. C’mon, Sam. Get your shit together.
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@allthingsmn
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11 months
Gersson tried to move up for him, too. Just imagine…
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Don’t think people understand how absurd Tyrese Haliburton is: 25.9 PPG 11.9 APG 51.8% FG 45.6% 3PT 91.5% FT 25 & 10 on 50-40-90 🤮
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@allthingsmn
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@DaneMooreNBA @TwolvesBlog Conley is going to shock the world and take the minimum because of his deep love for the State of Minnesota. We will, in turn, initiate a GoFundMe to raise an additional $12-13M as a token of our gratitude for his sacrifice.
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@allthingsmn
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4 years
The Wolves traded Zach LaVine instead of Andrew Wiggins and I’ll never forgive them.
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@allthingsmn
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5 years
@matt_dumba Russo is as good as it gets in sports media. It’s been a rough year in Saint Paul and he’s not one to sugarcoat.
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@NYKnicksPodcast @BasketballOnX @ShamsCharania @RunItBackFDTV Don’t think either team wants anything to do with that deal TBH. KAT’s been predominantly awesome this year until he got banged up. Wolves likely don’t want Randle’s tendency for chucking and lack of reliable shooting. They’re not a match for a trade.
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@allthingsmn
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3 years
@Morelife240 @SportsCenter @theantedwards_ A Warriors fan that doesn’t know shit about basketball? Color me astonished.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
@TheDailyWolves Him taking the Nowell minutes would be a pretty big win at this point.
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@allthingsmn
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9 months
@bheintzskol I couldn’t be more disinterested in what these two self-absorbed celebrities say about each other…And Emmanuel Acho? Lmao dude is always trying to latch onto drama and get face time.
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@allthingsmn
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@DaneMooreNBA Guards that hit in the midrange at a high clip can be kryptonite to the Wolves’ preferred defensive scheme/structure.
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@allthingsmn
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6 years
@Spencerszy @SportsCenter @Vikings Cousins worked your Packers on a worse team in their most recent matchup. 👍🏼
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@allthingsmn
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I love Minnesota Timberwolf Rudy Gobert. Last season is such a distant memory at this point. Appreciating the hell out of his greatness. So happy he found himself here.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
The Timberwolves are going to be so fucking good.
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@allthingsmn
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@Aftermath8 @brittrobson @TyTyBuckets If they can afford $300 in gear, they can afford another 50 bucks in something nice that’s also white.
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@allthingsmn
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4 years
Vera-Tucker would be an awful value pick at 14.
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@allthingsmn
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On top of being the best LT in the NFL, Christian Darrisaw is an absolutely awesome human being. If you’ve ever spent some time with him, you’ll agree. Great dude.
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@TheAthleticNBA @JonKrawczynski I love you and would miss your work immensely, but I may have to cancel my subscription if @TheAthletic is going to become the TMZ of sports media. This is embarrassing garbage.
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@allthingsmn
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@bloisolson @DeRushaJ @RestaurantsMn Andale, La Hacienda, Hamburguesas el Gordo, El Burrito Mercado...there are probably 20+ spots on top of those that are better than almost any of those you’ve listed! Make a taco tour and you’ll see.
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@allthingsmn
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3 years
@StuJackson32 Stu, thank you. My infant son was fast asleep during the interview and shot up immediately upon somehow hearing this filth. He then taught himself to walk, marched downstairs, and confronted me about my allegiance to vile athletes such as Anthony Edwards. Lesson learned.
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@The_Birchman Marry her again.
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@Sb53Viks @JReidNFL Kobe disagrees.
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@branmuffinns No clue. Only reason I like Maye more is because he represents an opportunity to hit a home run whereas McCarthy seems like his upside is more ground rule double-ish. But QB evals are exceedingly difficult and so much will depend on variables none of us understand.
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The Wolves only lost Gobert’s 40 minutes by 2. They lost the other 8 minutes by 13.
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2 years
@EvInFour KAT can’t be traded until July.
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@The_Barftender I just don’t think trading Kyle is a good idea. He can guard 1-5 and KAT/Jaden/Rudy could all end up in foul trouble. They need that defensive versatility.
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@allthingsmn
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Tim Connelly knew this and he still traded the equivalent of 5 FRPs and very good role players to get him. Wolves fans waited forever to have a fun, young and competitive team and Connelly spent a grand total of 1.5 months here before napalming it to land an aging Gobert.
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Gobert: -14 Reid: +13 the inability to expose inferior/smaller frontlines is an issue that has consistently reared its head in the playoffs and continues to plague Gobert
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@gachivision @PitchingNinja Homie got a turkey neck.
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There are people out there that think Nikola Jokic is better than Karl-Anthony Towns.
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@HemillerJaxon @statmuse Westbrook unplayable for 48 mins.
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@Courtsidespeaks @ChetHolmgren Cook that gluten free spaghetti noodle.
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@The_Birchman Is mind-boggling how bad he can be.
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@CharlieWaltonMN NAW would very likely be gone if they get Bruce.
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Appreciate the hell out of your coverage all season, Gents. We are truly blessed to have y’all in Minnesota! @JonKrawczynski @DaneMooreNBA @brittrobson @DWolfsonKSTP @JaceFrederick @PhilMackey @KyleTheige @jrborman13 @bbeecken
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@DevinJonesMN @NBA_University It makes way too much sense. REAL rivalries can be built that are synched up with other pro sports.
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@allthingsmn
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2 years
The fact that Rivers got a tech here...criminal.
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This Jonas Valančiūnas stare down 😳
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@Huncho_Jman Lmao. All the renowned NBA talent evaluators are going to be dodging Freezing Cold Takes grenades for eternity.
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@PaulCharchian Paul Charchian: “Cap mathematics is a difficult thing for me to understand.” Very few fans outright say Kirk’s contract is bad. Most folks are looking at the overarching status of the roster and a 35 yr old Kirk and considering the contention window is closing for this era.
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@NateDuncanNBA @BillyReinhardt Lmao scoring the most points over a 5 game stretch that a 19 year old has ever scored = “some nice flashes”... Since Finch has been here, his efficiency has improved tremendously and it’ll continue that trajectory. Looking forward to watching him prove your curmudgeon ass wrong.
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@Ritchhhhhhh @Timberwolves @prince Actually...Prince did say that.
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@imjusflexin @NateDuncanNBA So normal to judge a player’s career value based on 30 games at 19 years old.
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Please replace Jake Cave with Kirilloff...Good Lord, he’s helpless at the plate (I know Soroka is a stud...Cave is terrible, in general)
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@allthingsmn
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@annaeknutson “There’s no place like home.”
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If Gersson brings in John Collins without dealing Jaden or Ant, and then resigns him for less than the max, I’m ok with building him a small statue.
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@shaknitzu @ChaseHoops_ @AlexHoops_ Media and fans in Coastal California can be grouped together by their entitlement.
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@BobbyMarks42 He was a massive reason why there were 4 HC in 6 seasons, Bobby. He’s strung together games like this throughout his career. Awesome for his wallet that it coincides with the biggest stage, but he was downright abysmal for 3 months of the season.
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@DaneMooreNBA Yeah…we didn’t like the Jimmy/Thibs era much either, KAT.
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3 years
No, you do not trade Anthony Edwards for Damian Lillard. Sorry. Dame is incredible, but trading a 19 year old that could lead the league in scoring by 22 (while still on a rookie contract) would be too rich given what else they’d have to include to make the $ work.
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@JordanDye They just game me a flagrant for reading this tweet about him.
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@kendra__andrews I think all Wolves fans and players would’ve preferred Klay to have played. Homie is washed.
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@DustBaker Imagine these stats on a rookie contract. Context is, well, rather critical.
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@SkolBros He should have to change his jersey number immediately.
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@ArifHasanNFL Here’s the list, but on your face.
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@asiddiqui15 They’ll roll over cap savings I’m sure. I think the big swings are coming in 2024.
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@Q_Mustafaa @Netglow He’s playing well?
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The most Minnesota Sports way for this to end: • Marc & Alex somehow win their battle to assume ownership. • Out of spite toward Glen, they immediately move the team out of Minnesota. • In the team’s inaugural season in their new home, they win the NBA Finals
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Statement from a spokesperson with Marc Lore and Alex Rodriguez:
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@MrFrontPage @Phantele_ @DerekGathman Life in the Eastern Conference is nice, eh? Lmao…33-39 in the East is atrocious.
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@SeifertESPN He was literally staring at the cutoff man catching the ball as he sent him, Kevin. It was absolutely the wrong decision with 1 out.
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I cannot fathom NAW playing for anyone but the Wolves going forward. He’s home! One of the coolest breakout stories in Wolves history.
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@ChristopherHine The lack of ownership is maddening. The guy is an incredible player…incredible. But he can’t get out of his own way and his actions are in line with someone that feels they do no wrong.
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@BruceIronsNFL One of the oddest posts I’ve ever seen. Have you had your tap water tested for lead or done a genealogy test to see if your parents are siblings or 1st cousins?
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@BrettFavre Brett, can you build his future daughter’s school a new volleyball arena?
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2 years
@rockets_enjoyer @FuckIngles2 Holy fuck you’re a moron lmao
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7 months
I genuinely can’t imagine not having these jerseys in circulation. They’re just perfect. And so is Ant.
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That moment when you realize you're #1 in the West 🐜💪
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@bheintzskol That’s what 4.2 speed looks like baby! One of a kind.
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@purplebuckeye I think he’s a definite cap casualty in the offseason.
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