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@TerribleMaps
The US wouldn't even have to use its military to prevent that, just its deer hunters. The Canucks and Mexicans wouldn't stand a chance.
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@hecubian_devil
Let's talk about that global supply chain that brings fresh cocaine to your home.
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@Aviation_Intel
The average person can't comprehend how incredibly advanced the US global intell system is. It was already really good back when I served in USAF ESC 40 years ago.
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@Grooveyleddy
@kvpeckwriter
@MsShannonFisher
Proclaiming the end of a legitimate debate does not end it.
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@MalesOfReddit
No straight male sits at working thinking, "I can't wait to go home and blow my girlfriend."
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@BadMedicalTakes
Yeah, the conflict resolution between your body and Death, who has won the argument.
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@MalesInDisguise
If mtah is male to attack helicopter, why do people insist that attack helicopters are male?
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@ClownWorld_
Plane travel is too cheap. It's become the cross-country Greyhound bus of the sky.
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@KevinRobertsTX
@Heminator
@Heritage
It's been a cheap way to substantially degrade the military of our biggest enemy without a loss of US lives. Plus all the lessons we're learning so much about Russian tactics and weapons in the field.
It's a bargain.
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@ZanderKelly30
@RALee85
@Tmgneff
@EricSchmittNYT
To Russian incompetence: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems
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@sentdefender
Very old school Soviet denial. "The drone caught a cold, which proved to be fatal."
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@skyler_fs
@Noahpinion
We've been calling ourselves Americans since colonial days, before most of the countries in our hemisphere were even countries. We have dibs.
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@jessesingal
"Hello, I'm calling from the Gotcha Times. Would you like to answer a few questions about the current issue? If so, please stand on the X over there under the hanging sandbag."
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@Grooveyleddy
@kvpeckwriter
@MsShannonFisher
You're right: It's certainly not a legitimate debate if you begin with ad hominem and disrespect for the other debater by calling her a "Terf."
And who "assigned: you XX chromosomes and me XY chromosomes? The ob/gyn? Our parents?
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@berkshire8807
@EnglisInGeneral
We've been calling ourselves America and Americans since colonial days. I checked John Adams' inaguration speech, and he used the words several times. That's before most of those countries even existed.
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@JessicaCostescu
@redsteeze
@FreeBeacon
None of them seem to have been educated on free speech in public, yet they're attending an elite school.
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@StephenKing
Please get off Twitter and go back to your typewriter.
Signed
A fan since Salem's Lot
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@ClownWorld_
Flying's too cheap these days; every dirtbag can do it. Greyhound buses of the sky.
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@AuroraIntel
The crowd's only able to be danger close because of two door knocks and their faith in Israel's precision targeting. What other nation would civilians trust that way?
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@alexanderbolton
But the SALT cap ensures that the affluent pay their fair share! Don't you want that, Sen. Schumer and other Democrats?
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@mdowstfl
@dwaldenwrites
Huge failing of the individual and burden to others can be spread all across the population on every issue imaginable.
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@AshleySinclair0
I've been married to a lovely woman for 30 years. She raised our two childre without once having to show her naughty bits to strangers for money.
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@JakeSheridan_
@redsteeze
Oh my God I thought this quote was a joke.
A heartbeat away
*shivver*
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@JoelOBryanPhD
@3YearLetterman
Do you have a Ph.D? I'm not sure if you do, but you sound like you do.
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@AGHamilton29
"Sorry, Israel, I can't help you with your existential threat because I have to win Michigan."
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@mati_aeton
@sentdefender
Tell me you know nothing about the US Navy without telling me you know nothing about the US Navy
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@David_G_94
@JonahDispatch
I'm sure Florida had a thriving Oldsmobile dealer interest and newsprint industry, too. Who protected them?
Laws can't stop the future from happening. Let the market work and the people express their preferences.
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@noangeIcharli
Agree. Use the third-person plural "they" for every soldier and civilian bleeding out in the streets of Kharkiv until their surviving loved ones inform you which gender they were.
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@jessesingal
The Playboy Advisor used to inform men about the latest jazz releases, how to make Steak Diane for a female guest, and how to acquire fine artwork to decorate your bachelor pad.
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@HallvardHolte
@robkhenderson
In our area we have a Walmart and Sam's Club (which is Walmart's Costco equivalent) sharing the same pad and parking lot. The difference in customers is striking.
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@redsteeze
Well, I've got firearms, ammo, liquor, but not enough anti-biotics. Post-apocalypse living will be a bit strained.
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@RepJayapal
Why aren't you calling for Hamas to surrender unconditionally in order to protect innocent lives?
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@neontaster
All these commie young people think that when the revolution comes, they'll be part of the ruling cadre, not the peasants bringing in the potato harvest.
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@MasonMills92
@PolitiBunny
@ChayaRaichik10
@levcama
Which Internet rule says private messages have to stay private, especially if they're threats? I must have missed a memo.
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@ActBlueUnion
@actblue
Of course creating a union at Act Blue had NOTHING to do with the layoffs, right?
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@ipokebadgerz
@andrewdoyle_com
@Glinner
@UnleashedComedy
I'm old enough to remember when the Left was anti-establishment, not the government's cheerleaders. What happened?
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@SallyMayweather
Russia can get a ceasefire right now by putting all their vehicles in reverse and returning to Russian soil
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@oryxspioenkop
And the sad thing is, concrete was one thing the USSR could actually do right. Putin's Russia can't even do that.
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@LivFaustDieJung
@HarryBostock1
These improvised drone-dropped grenades are making war very personal and public.
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@KFaulders
We kept one of these on the lintels above the kids' bedrooms for that very purpose. You get privacy until Dad says no.
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@ClownWorld_
And yet I'm sure the local codes office will have no problem citing an actual homeowner for not keeping their grass under 6 inches.
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@reddit_lies
But climate science is 100 percent true and carved in stone, and you cannot dispute it.
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@Pingone3
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@SocialistHitler
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@USCons_Amend_II
@gunpolicy
You never read Heller, did you? "Militia" has been decided for 16 years now.
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@space_osint
That plane looks like a Cuban 1957 Chevy. And like a 57 Chevy, it may last forever.
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@World_At_War_6
@CENTCOM
@sentdefender
Those boats won't even get close. You do know that carriers travel with a flotilla of destroyers and cruisers, don't you?
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@shazmein
@sentdefender
"We can do what we want to you, and will, unless you stop shooting at us. The Hamas war is not your fight, so shut it."
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@popculture72632
@reddit_lies
For a small portion of our defense budget we're sending Ukraine weapons we already in stock, the result being seriously degrading the military of our long-time enemy, Russia.
That's a good way to spend money, in my opinion. Better than spending it on importing migrants.
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@bannan_ken
@ACLU
FIRE is on it now, picking up defending the most essential civil liberty--freedom of speech--that the ACLU has dropped.
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@JunkScience
That's why we call it "climate change" now. So it can be blamed for any weather the Left finds politically convenient.
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