Veleho 🇫🇮
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There it is again, my beautiful creation.
It has circulated so much it's getting blurry.
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@CorpseCrusader
Gonna make a game with spiders in it, put in a censor mode for arachnophobes, but instead of actually censoring anything it turns everything into spiders.
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It's a wildly fortunate coincidence that a group of people this insufferable chose to actively avoid reproducing
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I don't get what this is supposed to mean. Isn't the snake a libertarian symbol? What do they have to do with any of this?
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>Entry level position
>Matches almost all of my skills
>42k / year
>Fully remote
>Get excited
>Look inside
>Requires 10+ years of experience in JavaScript
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Impressive, very nice
Now break down the ingredients in the fake egg in the same way
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>Red pill account
>Look inside
>Cuck fantasies
Many such cases
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@LilithLovett
"Work harder, you damn lazy people of color!" Shouted the plantation owner as he whipped his slaves
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Yeah, fantastic idea. Let's run train tracks through everyone's fucking living room.
China is no longer on this earth. This is more like science fiction.
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@CorpseCrusader
That'd be so fucking funny. Give them a sound effect that makes it sound like they're crawling into the player's ears too.
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This comic will be my Twitter legacy
"they banned my failed genocidal ideology, that must mean they support another failed genocidal ideology"
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I swear every time I see "yt people" I read it as "YouTube people" and it takes me a moment to realize it's actually racism and not a random attack on youtubers.
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"Nooo not edgy jokes!"
*shakes and sobs uncontrollably*
*logs on to "buytwitterlikes dot com"*
this is all so much worse than I remembered it being what the fuck is wrong with him
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Not much of a liver then, is he?
the liver king guy just killed himself
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It's always either some ridiculous experience requirement, or some shit that doesn't even sound real. "Experience with Skimbledoop and Glarpfuck is required". Shut up. There's no way those actually exist.
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Ah yes, Finland. The worst colonizer of them all.
Also known as the "Coloniser Community" to the world outside of the west
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Do NOT try to have fun with us, we'll ruin it with politics.
Do NOT play D&D with people that majored in PoliSci we have the knowledge and ability to roleplay bureaucracy
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If you didn't want the kid to become famous and get showered in conservative money, you could've just not lied about him.
Imagine that your only success in life is killing someone.
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You're telling me it's hard to meet every single expectation set on you by other people? Wow, what a profound statement.
imagine reducing a movie with the most heartbreaking/influential speech for women ever to a movie about “big boobs” like I’m so serious we need to find a way to reproduce without men
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SHOCKING: Rich and famous person is out of touch with reality
Billie Eilish says men don’t face criticism about their bodies because girls are nice:
“Nobody ever says a thing about men’s bodies. If you’re muscular, cool. If you’re not, cool. If you’re rail thin, cool. If you have a dad bod, cool. If you’re pudgy, love it! Everybody’s happy
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@JadeAtrophis
Dude presents himself as a soft little non-threatening anime catboy who only likes women in a respectful and hecking wholesome way. It just comes off as performative and pathetic.
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People in the replies saying "But Elon's in the black book too! Why are you defending him?"
Celebrities clarifying they don't pay for Twitter Blue in order to save their image by not supporting Elon Musk but then drive their Teslas to hangout with people that were in Epstein's black book
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@JadeAtrophis
TikTok users will show you a badly acted short film where some guy just does some weird shit that no one in real life would actually do and be like "ah yes, an important lesson for us all"
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Twitter users upon seeing two male friends
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Here's a version of this thing with my @ on it
It always blows up when bigger accounts post it, so I figured I'd at least try to benefit from it somehow lol
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He took naps, just like everyone else...
That's such morbid knowledge.
Photo from 1930 shows Adolf Hitler taking an afternoon nap in Bavaria.
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Seethe with jealousy, because you will never be as dapper as him
you will never convince me that the decision to have facial hair like this is not deeply rooted in being insufferable
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You can stop telling me to apply. I was always going to. I'm simply annoyed by bullshit.
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@Bolverk15
What's the point of an Avatar game if I can't go all Apocalypse Now on these blue freaks
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@OrdinaryGamers
She thought she could just slip that in without anyone noticing huh
Must be a common theme in her life
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Throw a wheel of cheese at you as hard as I can
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This has to be a bit. He can't possibly be a real person.
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He expressed sympathy and offered you pizza. What's the problem?
my male friend's response to me crying on his sofa? "dude, I'm sorry, that's crazy. What topping do you want on your pizza?"
what the fuck? friends for 15 years, this is his response? not all guys are like this, but could you imagine literally any woman doing this?
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@Bolverk15
What? They're doing a job for entirely valid reasons? Why don't they do something more normal, like swatting people over internet drama
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No one calls it X lmao
Be Honest!
Do you still call it Twitter or do you call it X?
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Twitter users stop wallowing in their stupid ass regrets challenge
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Malnourished roach man living in a pile of trash calling the pot smoker stinky, or whatever the saying is.
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there is something deeply wrong with pickleball. it is a microcosm of everything wrong with modernity. a giant larp. the shrunken court, the way the whiffle ball absorbs all shock and kills all pace. it’s tennis but safer, stunted. like walking on a treadmill desk
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Watching people get their 15 minutes of fame and immediately going for the grift, even though they suck at acting will always be funny.
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@Bolverk15
Wouldn't it be funny if the series ended with the aliens just getting absolutely wrecked
Fortunate Son starts playing and the whole jungle gets napalmed into oblivion
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Good for him.
This dude fumbled the bag harder than anyone I’ve seen in so long lol
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Seeing an awful lot of people in the quote tweets implying that she's not a real Venezuelan because her name is Germania.
To the first world lovers of leftist dictators.
#Venezuelas
fight for freedom is NOT ABOUT YOU
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Idk man, I think you might just be a bitch who's constantly concerned about how people perceive him. Not even in like a realistic way, you've just been on Twitter for too long. You let grifters psyop you to the point where you can't even enjoy life.
If your girl proposes to you, especially during the Olympics, you're cooked. There is nothing more emasculating than a woman proposing.
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I don't usually condone violent punishments for non-violent crimes, but I think this guy should be killed for being too annoying.
IShowSpeed has been banned from Roblox Bedwars for 95 years after exploiting
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Yeah, if there's anything people know about Andrew Tate, it's that he's a man of honor and not greedy at all in the least.
Tate Calls Out Mr Beast & His Team For Normalizing Tr***genderism Amongst Their Children-Dominated Audience.
«If I was a member of this group, I would’ve had enough honor to say:
“I’ve made enough money, and I really need to do this, I resign, and I do it in private”»
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You know what? You're right. It's time for the truth to come out.
Now, this might be pretty shocking. You better sit down for this.
Here goes...
I like women.
if you're a dude and you main 90% woman outfits, we gotta have a little chat...
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A communist calling someone else a bootlicker
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Yeah, people don't usually steal entire buildings. Truly profound.
The only reason the Pyramids exist in Egypt in Africa today, is because they were too heavy for Europeans to loot/steal them to put them in their museum.
Your comments on this ...
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Why is this thing real?
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@unvarnishedvoid
"JavaScript? Oh yeah, I've been doing that since I was a baby. I'm so good I don't even need a computer to do it. I'll make a piece of paper run JS. (I did one basics course last year)"
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