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I was flirting with this hot guy at a club once and it was going well and we’re making out but then he pulls back, gets serious and goes “Hey, just so you know, I’m trans.” and I’m an idiot so I respond “Oh sick! Can we still kiss???” and I think I won my dumbass medal that day
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During a D&D session my party found out a town was run by an awful monarch so we killed him and much to my DMs dismay we didn’t just leave it at that, we spent the ENTIRE session establishing a democracy, opening public schools, and creating a healthcare system
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THERES NO MALE OMEGAS IN HET OMEGAVERSE????
Remember when omegaverse was mostly a gay fanfic thing we should return to those days cuz straight omegaverse is just typical hetero gender roles with extra steps. They don’t even have male omegas
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My D&D home game has started a tradition where before every session we share a fun fact about our characters that would otherwise not get brought up in the campaign and I say that to say we found out our barbarian is lactose intolerant last session
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@TheNoirEnigma
Told you they’d say I was right! 0- partners are the cheat code for survival
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Do NOT play D&D with people that majored in PoliSci we have the knowledge and ability to roleplay bureaucracy
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You’re in her DMs? I’m in her AO3 bookmarks, she likes my slow burn enemies to lovers fic
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@wherewolfbf
I think so too tbh, he laughed hard as hell and I can tell he seemed relieved so tbh we both won!!
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Writers are artists too! Please be nice to fandom writers, a lot of them share content that they worked really hard on for free so please respect that and thank them if you can! QRTs and comments go a long way, show your appreciation for their work!
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I’m screaming at that “Top 5 Handsomest Haikyuu Characters” tweet because I have seen 9 separate people have Osamu and not Atsumu on their lists and I can’t help but think about that happening in canon and Atsumu tweeting angrily “WE HAVE THE SAME FACE???”
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@TheNoirEnigma
I am the voice of the masses, dating for love is OUT dating to survive freak accidents is IN
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@imdenkiyeet
This is baffling to me, what is the appeal of omegaverse if men can’t be anything but alphas like???
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@Drakoniques
Like if TTRPGs let us roleplay what we want DMs need to expect us to fight for dental and healthcare as well as PTO and sick days
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If I was caught publicly fumbling 2 bad bitches I would simply delete my account and move to a remote cabin in the woods are you KIDDING
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Tsukishima Kei holding a grudge against his brother for SIX YEARS??? Iconic, imagine how stilted family dinners had to have been after that first volleyball game when Tsukki realized Aki lied
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Haikyuu fans arguing over ships claiming the mangaka cares about any of them is funny as hell this shit is about VOLLEYBALL ain’t canon support for anybody but tanakiyo bdbcbfb
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@TheNoirEnigma
Helping people find their
#BloodTypeBae
On my episode of Morning Ritual it’ll become a dating show where I match people based on what I think their likelihood to survive freak accidents together would be!
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And he whispers “I am the ghost of the Uchiha clan.” In Madara’s voice. Because he IS Madara’s voice actor. I freaked out. Thank you
@NeKap
for making my C2E2 the best ever
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@TheNoirEnigma
SO IF I NEED A TRANSPLANT I KNOW WHO TO CALL??? WAKE UP MF IM NOT LOSING TO A FREAK ACCIDENT!!!
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Walking out of C2E2 in my akatsuki platforms when a man asks “Are you actually into Naruto” and I say yeah and he tells me we should take a picture. I do of course and he asks “Do you want to know why we’re taking a picture?” And I say yes because at this point I’m excited (1/2)
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Pro Hero Chargebolt having a huge crush on his favorite barista Shinsou and because he can’t just talk to him like a normal person he decides to just constantly vague tweet about the guy on his VERIFIED TWITTER ACCOUNT to his 100k+ Twitter followers
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Can’t stop thinking about BAKT forced to quarantine together and Bokuto, who never went to college, shyly asking Tsukki if he can sit with him in his zoom classes.
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@TheNoirEnigma
LISTEN I’m turning 24, this is the age where young women are focused on either settling down or DYING OF A FREAK ACCIDENT!!
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ShinKami Social Media AU
Kaminari has Shinsou blocked on Twitter since he first saw him at the sports festival so he could thirst tweet about him and everything is fine until Shinsou joins 1A, tries to follow his classmates, & sees Denki has him blocked?
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@TheNoirEnigma
I have two hands, one for your audience, and one for gripping onto the ferris wheel car that has broke off in a freak accident leaving me to dangle for my life
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Astarion in the camp the moment everyone else is asleep
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@TheNoirEnigma
You’re just mad because you and I are universal receivers so we don’t need 0- partners and therefore the romance of them saving us is gone
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Tsukishima finds out that Kenma sponsored Hinata’s beach volleyball career and ruthlessly mocks him for being a sugar baby as if his three older boyfriends aren’t buying all his textbooks and paying for his expensive train passes for his commute to work.
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The rest of the Sendai Frogs inviting Tsukishima to their bleach days where they bleach their roots together but Tsukishima has to explain that he doesn’t bleach his hair he’s just naturally blonde.
They lose their minds.
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I fully believe they are best friends and that Noya is like Tsukishima stans in that he laid eyes on Tsukki one time and said “That’s babie”
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Toxic men are like "why can't you be skinny? why can't you be pretty?" motherfucker why can't you be Tsukishima Kei from Haikyuu?
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“Why are you single?” Because I go on Hinge and do things like this
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My favorite headcanon is that Shinsou is super hot but has no idea. People stare at him and he thinks it’s because they’re afraid of him but really it’s because he’s sexy and everyone is sweating about it
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AU where art student Tsukki has no inspiration for his final project until he’s sat at his favorite spot on campus and sees three men he can’t help but sketch. He’s too shy to talk to them, or approach them to model for him but he manages to get decent drawings done for the day
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@the_whar
Male manipulator in Gotham: Baby how could you say I’m cheating on you? I was fear gassed and all my hallucinations were of me losing you 😭💔
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Omegaverse BAKT where BAK are a happy alpha throuple but Tsukki is a single, unbonded and unmated omega that’s tired of being accosted everywhere he goes because knotheads can’t keep themselves in check.
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Cannot stop thinking of a KuroTsuki mermaid AU but only a scene where Kuroo takes Tsukishima (a mermaid who’s just been granted legs for the first time) to an aquarium. Tsukki is enjoying himself but he turns to Kuroo and very seriously asks him why these fish are in jail
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Royalty AU where kings Bokuto and Kuroo defeat Tsukki’s country in war and as a sign of peace the losing country offers them the most valuable thing they have, the hidden gem of their nation: Tsukishima.
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Romanticizing this panel till I die tbh Tsukki having a hero worship crush on Kuroo *screams*
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Tsukki being forced to work the Karasuno kissing both at their school fair as a senior and BAK spending too much money on a train ride to Sendai PLUS the price for kisses to make sure no one else can kiss him.
THEYRE NOT DATING HIM WHEN THEY DO THIS
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Kaminari wearing Shinsou’s sweaters because they’re cozy and no one in 1A noticing because Kaminari wears oversized stuff all the time (he’s into street fashion) but Aizawa visits the dorms and immediately looks at Kaminari with a raised brow.
Aizawa bought Shinsou the sweater.
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I hate wyrmwood so I’m gonna buy a bunch of TTRPG stuff from small business owners, link me to your favorites please!
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Started watching Voltron (I don’t know why either okay?) and while I try my hardest to stay sfw on here I will say that they drew Shiro with their pen in one hand and their dick in the other why the FUCK is he drawn like that???
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Tsukishima has no idea when he became so comfortable with his senpai. They had started their friendship slow, the three older men refusing to let Tsukishima push them until eventually he relented and accepted their company.
That was his freshman year of high school.
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When 1A goes on to become pro-heroes Kaminari watches all of his friends collect merchandise to support each other. Momo buys every earphone jack leather jacket she can find, Ochako wears Ingenium sneakers on her daily runs, and it’s cute. But his boyfriend is an underground hero
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The professor doesn’t mind and the class seems to enjoy having Olympian Bokuto Koutarou in their Anthropology 204 class. He does the homework assignments with Tsukki and answers questions during the lectures.
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In college Tsukki’s classmates will ask him out and he’s honest so he explains he’s got three older boyfriends so he’s not looking to date at the moment and it sounds absolutely outrageous so no one ever believes him.
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BAKT where BAK frequently forget that Tsukishima is their youngest until Tsukki does something that reminds them.
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Thinking about how in universe, the internet would react to finding out that team Argentina’s star setter and golden boy Oikawa Tooru is dating Japan’s athletic trainer heartthrob and ideal husband Iwaizumi Hajime
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Not to be horny because I understand that’s not my brand but Shindo Yo literally vibrates and I feel like fic writers have not capitalized on that fact enough
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KuroTsuki AU!
The head curator of the historical Japan wing of the museum opens the painting that will act as the focal point for their new exhibit and pales in shock.
“Can someone get Tsukishima Kei from paleontology on the phone? Tell him it’s urgent.”
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Little witch Tsukki who brews potions and elixirs that he sells on Hexy (a cute site for small business witches) and occasionally at the odd farmer’s market in town. It’s there where he gets a crush on three devastatingly handsome men
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Check please! A BAKT socmed AU
- Tsukishima works at femboy Hooters to help pay for college, it’s an okay job but things get interesting when he gets three new regulars that tip big, flirt well, and make him start to look forward to his shifts.
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BAKT Soulmate SocMed AU!
Idol group Nocturne are three soulmates making music hoping to find their fourth.
Tsukishima doesn’t give a fuck about the band, doesn’t care about soulmates, and when his soulmate tattoos burn after brushing hands with the idols, he runs.
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Tsukki: Can you believe Kenma buys Hinata all of his volleyball gear?
Bokuto, Kuroo, and Akaashi: Yeah baby you’re so independent you would never! So how much are your books this semester? Also we bought you groceries we don’t want you eating instant ramen all the time :(
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They’d look if she had her tiddies out too??? Hot women are hot in whatever they wear, do not diminish her versatile ability to slay
Modest clothing yet every guy looks. Is there something attractive to being classy that society has lost?
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Haikyuu second gen kids who I believe would have terrible sportsmanship
- krtsk baby (her fathers are MEAN)
- atsukita baby (Atsumu teaches them to gloat)
- sunakomo baby (this child is a MONSTER)
- IwaOi (this kid throws volleyballs at people)
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BAKT YouTuber AU where Tsukishima rarely appears in his boyfriends videos but when does fans take not but also so do other big creators that wanna collab with him and his boyfriends don’t take to that very well.
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Tsukishima would be the kind of parent to refuse to baby talk his child. He talks to his infant like a coworker which results in his kid having the vocabulary of an adult at like 7 years old.
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Possessive BAK finding out from Sakusa that Tsukishima is campus crush
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at his uni. It’s not even a subtle thing, girls tweet about ‘the hot anthropology major’, guys take sneaky pics of him for their snap stories boasting about ‘cutie sightings’ and BAK are not pleased
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I want an angsty BAKT AU where krtsk and bkaka are dating and bkaka are happy but krtsk just don’t work. Kuroo is busy, he’s flirting with clients, he’s always nitpicking at Tsukishima for his sarcasm and shyness as if he wasn’t like that when they started dating.
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ShinKami where Kaminari wears makeup sometimes and has since the beginning of the year. 1A is used to seeing Denki in makeup which makes it odd when one day he just stops. Shinsou transfers to class and just like that Kaminari stops wearing makeup.
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In honor of the anon that told me to stop babying Tsukki let’s talk about how when Tsukki gets sick he gets whiny and grouchy when he’s left alone. He refuses to ask his boyfriends to stay home with him but he gets teary eyed when they start getting ready to leave
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Tsukki as a little witch with a crush on the three guys he always sees on campus. Logically he knows he should just tell them, maybe pull them aside and hand them a cute note with his confession on it. Love is illogical though so he comes up with a different plan.
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When BAKT get married Bokuto, Akaashi, and Tsukishima change their last names to Kuroo because they think it’s funny that they’ll all have the same initials and Kuroo won’t
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BAKT where Tsukishima forgets to log into his priv twitter
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Kaminari thirst tweeting as if that isn’t the reason he’s in this mess is a mood
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Pre-relationship BAKT where KuroAka find out when they’re 27 that Bokuto has never paid his taxes and panic because holy shit he’s gonna go to jail until they check his filings online and find out someone’s been doing them for years.
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Twitter Accounts Class 1A would have
Kaminari - kpop stan account with 1k followers
Bakugou - He keeps getting suspended for calling people out but its woke and funny (like Jovan)
Izuku - All Might Update Account with 10k followers
Shouto - ranks pictures of stray cats
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Headcanon where Kaminari likes to braid people’s hair because it gives his hands something to do and helps him focus. He’s hesitant to ask Shinsou to let him braid his hair but Shinsou explains people playing with his hair helps him sleep so now it’s a part of their daily routine
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BAKT au where BoKuroAka are dating but agree to an open relationship because all of them recently found that they all have crushes at the moment. They’re free to try and hook up with whoever their crush is because they’ve talked it out and its what they all want.
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WORST thing about having a tweet about me blow up is people assuming I’m a cishet woman.
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BAKT where BAK notice the tall, blonde middle blocker from Karasuno but despite how hard they try to start a conversation with him the freshman manages to ignore them. They shout from across the gym, yell his name when they figure it out, but nothing works.
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Now that I have established the Tsukki is Akaashi’s baby agenda, you guys are gonna love my ‘Bokuto and Tsukishima bond over the WEIRDEST shit’ agenda and by that I mean Bokuto shows Tsukki cool rocks and frogs he finds outside and Tsukki LOVES it
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OKAY HEAR ME OUT Tsukki working at a host club part time where he’s a sexy tsundere type and his regulars LOVE it. The way Tsu-chan is so gorgeous and there working for tips but still refuses to play nice like the other hosts.
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BAKT A/B/O fic where BoKuroAka are all bonded so Tsukishima doesn’t think anything of it when they start doing things that would normally be considered as courting behaviors for him. He thinks maybe they just like having an omega around and are being extra friendly.
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Cannot stop imagining Shinsou as an e-boy Hot Topic employee and Kaminari as a customer who keeps finding excuses to come into the store and bother him. He thinks Shinsou is super edgy and cool so he’s too scared to talk to him and instead just kinda moons over him forever
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BAKT Royalty AU where Prince Kei as the second son has no prospects for the crown but despite this is still highly sought after in terms of marriage. Eligible princes from multiple kingdoms hear the whispers of a prince with pale skin, golden hair, and eyes like molten honey.
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BAKT fic where Tsukki’s coworkers at the museum think he’s brilliant and talented and so good at his job but are also really concerned that he’s cheating on like three guys.
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But imagine Tsukki’s mom so worried about the day Kei asks about his dad and the day never comes because he loves his mom so much he never even thinks about needing another parent.
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Cafe AU where Tsukki is a barista with selective mutism and while he can’t talk to the three regulars that have started coming in and requesting he make their coffee, he decides to communicate with them in other ways.
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AU where Tsukki is a popular twitter stan of boy group Nocturne. He makes edits, organizes streaming parties, and even prepares birthdays events for the members. He’s a fixture in the fandom with thousands of followers and he’s happy.
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@DanielHaycroft
Honestly a march on the capital in protest of a lich is actually so wild of them and I’m glad it worked out
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He’s babbling about his plan to handle all of that misery and hurt somewhere far away from them with no idea how much it hurts them to hear this.
They messed this up and don’t know where to begin fixing it.
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Bakugou and Deku are about to get in trouble for cyberbullying
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Anyways Hunger Games BAKT AU where BAK are careers from the first three districts, trained from birth for the games and introduced to each other for the sole purpose of making a good show. They’re capitol darlings and praised for their dedication to both the games and each other
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BAKT where Tsukishima’s boyfriends joke about how he has a captain fetish and that’s why he’s dating them but the jokes become a lot less funny when goes out for coffee with Ushijima, apparently has a book club with Kita, and they start side eyeing his texts with Daichi
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