Whar❓️🍉
@the_whar
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Burdened with Nygma knowledge • I read comic books • Ostensibly an artist • Header by @Fraubbles1802 • Release the Schumacher cut
Arkham Asylum
Joined August 2018
Lex Luthor caught doing transgender operations on illegal aliens
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I think the reason the whole "Batman is a fascist" narrative doesn't work for me is because I grew up with media that hammered in, again and again, that he is so deeply kind
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"I can't get into comics because it's too confusing and I don't know where to start."
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"I could never live in Gotham it's too dangerous." . Metropolis on an average Thursday afternoon:
DC would you rather questions pt 3 .Would you rather live in Gotham City or Metropolis?
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Mr. Freeze watching me unplug his stupid wife (I need to charge my phone):
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OKAY ARKHAM SHADOW PLAYERS LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE
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"Y'see Batman, if you really wanted to make a difference then you'd distribute your w--". The 37 bombs Joker planted beneath Gotham City:
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I prefer organic webbing over web shooters tbh.
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Arkhamverse lore is awesome because in less than 10 years Riddler's motivations go from "All the politicians are corrupt and I'm going to expose them" to "Well maybe if I build a racetrack under THIS gay bar Batman won't stop me"
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Once again the Lego Batman movie comes out on top
this is a really bad edit but like, do you see what I'm talking about with the composition
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BATMAN IS NOT MORALLY GREY HE'S A BEACON OF HOPE AND GUIDANCE IN THE MOST CORRUPT CITY IN THE WORLD
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No seriously, when did we decide that this wasn't the coolest thing ever
Comic book women need to have big fluffy, and curly hair again.
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The concept art for Batman movie villains VS. Their final designs (🧵). Starting with Joker (BATMAN '89)
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My hot take of the day is that I really don't like the half-burned suit look for Two-Face. It looks so boring to me.
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How could you mention this comic and not show the best panel in comicbook history
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Can the people calling Lady Penguin ugly please keep doing that actually? I want her all to myself
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How am I even supposed to get this one??
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Fun fact: Despite his insides being subzero, Mr. Freeze's breath still shows up in the cold. This is a subtle reference to the fact that he's lying about his condition for clout.
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I wish Aquaman didn't have the reputation of being lame because every Aquaman comic I've read is just a slideshow of the rawest shit imaginable
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One time Riddler gave a kid $100 because they asked him a riddle he couldn't solve
QUESTION: what is the cutest thing your comfort character has done? — 🪴.
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Devastating news to the people who gaslit themselves into thinking Battinson was going to fight a giant fucking mud monster in Part II.
Matt Reeves says ‘THE BATMAN’ universe might push “to the edge of fantastical but we would never go into full fantastical.”. “What was important to me was to find a way to take these pop icons, these mythic characters that everybody knows, and translate it so that Gotham feels
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Catwoman in Arkham City: Man, that Protocol 10 was a real cat-astrophe! Meoww!. Batman and the Joker:
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I spent my entire break making this gif of Mr. Freeze getting kidnapped. Get scooped idiot.
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Still can't believe they built a giant animatronic bat for Batman Forever only to cut it from the film entirely
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In Arkham Origins, you discover that Riddler has Batman's identity narrowed down to either Bruce Wayne or Harvey Dent. And yet, in Arkham Knight, he doesn't believe it when Batman's identity is revealed to be Bruce. This is a subtle reference to the fact that he is stupid.
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This is still one of the funniest things to ever happen in a Batman comic. To me.
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I LOVE WATCHING THE ROGUES GROW OLD AND GET BETTER!! I LOVE WATCHING THEM HEAL!!
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James please I need this my mom is kinda homeless
James Gunn was asked if Dave Bautista could play Bane in DCU. "I don't know if Dave wants to be Bane anymore. I think he would much rather be another character than Bane right now. Of course I love Dave and i wanna work with him again but i am not sure he wants to be Bane
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One of my favorite things about Batman is just how obvious it is that Two-Face is his favorite. He'd let that man get away with anything 😭
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Batman Forever originally had a really fun take on Two-Face and I get so mad when I remember that they traded this for 30 minutes of barking and wailing
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This tweet is clearly a joke, but I just needed an excuse to share my favorite Batman fact, which is that he once left a "congrats on the new gender" card for his friend after she transitioned
-Pro LGBTQ.-Pro Sex Work.-Giving jobs to minorities with disabilities. I don’t remember Batman doing any of that! #ThePenguin.
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I love Arkham Riddler because he's like "Heh. It's over, detective. You'll need a billion IQ to solve this one." and then you open the puzzle and it's a half-finished game of tic-tac-toe.
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HOW DID HE EVEN GET UP THERE???
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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James Gunn periodically checking in on the 8 week old skeleton in Matt Reeves' office:
James Gunn says there has not been a first draft of the script for ‘THE BATMAN 2’ yet.
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"Y'see, Batman secretly hates the poor because [elseworlds story], [elseworlds story], [panel that was taken out of context].".
non comic readers will be like “well in the comics” and it’s an alternate universe oneshot that everyone fucking hates.
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They should keep putting Batman in everything because Batman's really cool and I like him a lot
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Thomas Wayne: Haha, okay son, we can take the shortcut home--. Joe Chill:
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Scarecrow is a unique character in that he's the first fear based villain to actively utilize homophobia
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THE BATMAN 2004 is BETTER THAN BTAS AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL
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The Batman (2022)
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Batman if somebody threw a brick through his window instead:
DC has revealed brand new looks at covers and logos for ABSOLUTE BATMAN, ABSOLUTE WONDER WOMAN and ABSOLUTE SUPERMAN
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KTJL's biggest cultural impact will forever be the reveal that Batman wasn't stupid
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I still don't understand people who want these two in a shared universe because it immediately raises the question of "Why didn't Batman call the Justice League for help? Is he stupid?"
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This has to be one of the most comic accurate suits I've ever seen in a CBM. Like that's just Mister Terrific.
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"Batman = Alpha Male" bro he's literally scared of the hoes
WHY People HATE "Batman + Batgirl" Ship??? Its OK for Their Characters!!! Batman = Alpha Male. Like Alpha Male - He want Sex with EVERY Woman. Barbara Gordon has "Daddy Issues" and Daddy always told her about "His Adventures with Batman".
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Barbara Gordon: EEYIKES!! I sure hope my dad doesn't find out I'm a superhero!. Scarecrow:
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The Harley Quinn show is strange because it's one of the first pieces of media to actually put Riddler in a same-sex relationship, but the ship is so unbelievably mid that I've never seen anyone in the community talk about it
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my gay son and thot daughter have refused to take care of me in my old age.
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Me after drinking Gotham tap water (the rent is $350 a month):
i wish i lived in Gotham.
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I think her transition went beautifully tbh
The Penguin will be a woman in ‘BATMAN CAPED CRUSADER’. She is named Oswalda Cobblepot and voiced by Minnie Driver.
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Cooked up an Anti-Spider-Man suit for Juggernaut. In case they ever fight again.
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I honestly think Scarface would be a great villain choice for The Batman Part 2. He works as a halfway point between the mobsters and the freaks, so he'd be a cool way to show how crime is slowly changing in Gotham.
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Like yeah, he's rich and he looks scary and he yells at people sometimes, but at his core he is a character who sees people at their lowest and says, "You don't deserve this"
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I love the Legion of Doom as a concept. None of these guys have any real reason to hang out together, they just got jealous of the Justice League and wanted their own secret club.
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This is such a minor nitpick, but I hate when they make the good half of Two-Face kinda ugly. Feels like it misses the point.
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"Look at this. What that madman did.". Riddler in Arkham:
The new trailer for ‘THE PENGUIN’ has been released. Releasing in September on Max.
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Saying Battinson sucks because of some made-up war on masculinity when he spends the whole movie fighting 8v1s is kinda crazy ngl
Exactly this, make all the strongest men in fiction a little wuss and the rest of the “men” will follow suit. exactly like the simping shit for Catwoman in the first movie. Pathetic.
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First clip from ‘BATMAN: CAPED CRUSADER’. Releasing August 1 on Prime Video.
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Everyone shut up this is the funniest shit ever
A piece of merch for The Penguin reveals a bunch of new lore details. - Gotham has a new D.A. - Batman is missing 👀 .- Riot in Blackgate.-Riddler Escape Room
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"Okay, so we're doing a year one Batman story with a gritty feel where he has to learn to trust other people--"
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Literally them I'm crying
polyamorous guy who hates both his wives: well, i gotta get back to Ball and Chain.
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So there's a non-zero chance that Alex Ross plays Fortnite.
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Still love the difference between Burtonverse Riddler (Ex soldier who killed his own men after being experimented on) and Schumacherverse Riddler (A gay man)
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Arkham Shadow revealing that Scarecrow was pushing 60 when he wore this outfit is so funny. Like okay grandpa take the crop top off, we're taking you back to the home.
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Frank Gorshin's Riddler suit is my favorite inaccurate costume by far. It was so good that they brought it into the comics.
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Muschietti's still claiming that women don't like superheroes in the big 2025 and I'm supposed to believe he's the best choice to direct a Batman movie
Andy Muschietti on why he thinks The Flash movie failed at the box office:. "A lot of people aren't interested in Flash as a character, the public half of that, the four quadrants, the two female quadrants, there are a lot of women who aren't interested in Flash as a character."
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Gotham Riddler after Batman asks him where the hostages went (he doesn't remember):
Gotham is so funny. Bruce’s entire rogues gallery established while he’s like 14. They’re all gonna be senior citizens by the time he finally becomes batman bro.
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Lex Luthor: I need to assemble a legion. of doom!. Riddler if he was in Superman (2025):
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Would you guys call me crazy if I said that Riddler would be one of the best counters for Spider-Man? His ego would trip him up eventually, but he's actually really good at outwitting metahumans.
I rlly love What If ideas like these . (Batman wouldn’t last a week by the way)
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Say what you will about Batman: Damned, but it did lead to one of the funniest headlines in DC history
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> Joker is responsible for the Wayne murders.> Harvey Dent is at least a decade older than Bruce . WELCOME BACK SCHUMACHERVERSE!!!
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The Two-Face episodes of Caped Crusader are by far the best in the show. The reveal that he was pregnant the whole time really elevates the whole thing imho.
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The Mount Rushmore of comics people on here pretend to have read:
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This is by far one of the funniest takes I've ever seen in my mentions
@shadowoftheali @the_whar man, it would be such a shame if he blasted propoganda into the literal sky at night! he would never do that.
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ALRIGHT RATCATCHER FANS LETS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!
First teaser for ‘BATMAN: ARKHAM SHADOW’. The VR game releases later this year.
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I genuinely believe that combining cbtwt with Discord will create a nuclear fallout so toxic it'll wake up Godzilla.
Cape: Ironed. Trunks: On. Hype Level: HIGH. The DC Official Discord server launches on July 15! Keep an eye out for more info, including join incentives, upcoming programming, and much more!
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Genuinely impressive how I'm living in an era where Batman and Spider-Man are racing to see who's more washed
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