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Last Seen Profiles
Too much Saskatchewan, not enough Switzerland
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Silovs wore it back to the hotel. The legend of the shirt grows.
J.T. Miller spills on what he did with Arturs Silovs' shirt after practice 🤣
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It is being reported Mark Stone has a broken foot. A surgery in Feb 2025 is expected. He will be placed on LTIR and will be ready for gm 1
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I’ve been a hockey fan my entire life. I can remember watching the flames win in 89 and have consistently watched hnic since
Ive reached the point where I can confidently say Harnanryan Singh is one of the worst pxp guys in the history of the sport and the worst hnic has ever had
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In the last 2yrs Allvin has acquired:
the 2nd line
2/3 of the 3rd line
2/3 of the 4th line
4/6 top 6 D
the back up goalie
To claim that he hasn’t rebuilt this team is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen on this dumpster fire of an app.
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Why isn’t Frank calling for Hyman to be suspended too. Weird.
Still too early to call which way
@NHLPlayerSafety
will go on Soucy/Zadorov cross-checks on McDavid.
My opinion: Suspension is necessary. Intent is a dangerous game to play. End result matters: a cross-check to the face after buzzer.
Don’t suspend? It’s a free-for-all now.
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These plays need to be fined and suspended. It’s pathetic
That was some soccer style embellishment by Draisaitl.
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On a scale of 1-10 how awesome would it be if the Leafs got swept?
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The Canucks scored more goals against the oilers in gm one than the oilers scored in the season series
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@NHLPlayerSafety
Will Hyman’s cross check to the side of Zedorov’s face get a hearing as well?
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Nils Hoglander is going to be a menace to society in the playoffs and I am here for it.
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The hate this man gets in this market is brutal. This pick is for the person that claimed he wouldn’t wear this jersey
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When Bock tied it I yelled so loud that my kid in the basement jumped. It made him die in fornite.
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@Bell_LetsTalk
Letstlk about how your company took CEWS money then laid off staff while paying share holders a dividend. Letstlk about that bel.
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Patrick Allvin has said multiple times he wants a long window of contention, that’s probably why he is passing on the price of rentals.
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@mattsekeres
@imacSportsnet
@justBlakePrice
@sekeresandprice
Matt this is ridiculous amd IMO shit like this will hurt yours and Blake brand. Ian has been objective and neutral as a sportsnet writer and on his 650 hits. Matt your better than this.
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In a league where we will spend 20 minutes on an offside play that is a cm offside to “get it right” you’d think you’d be able to challenge this. The puck is clearly covered before a wild player pushes his pad out of the way.
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Toffoli for Garland is a win win for both teams.
Cal gets a guy under contract for a few yrs.
Canucks get a pending ufa
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Whoever is doing colour commentary for this game should be launched into the sun. He might be the worst in the biz. Silence would be more insightful
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This is why he’s one of the best
I could get used to calling games like that one! 🤩
Here’s the
#Canucks
last two goals and the final minute as heard on
@Sportsnet650
.
Full video with all 5 goals included is on my Instagram and Tik Tok (they’re both
@BatchHockey
too)
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If you embellish to the point where officials need to review the play for a potential major, they should be able to call an unsportsmanlike minor to even up the calls and negate a penalty.
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According to that dinosaur
@SportsnetSpec
if you complain about the refs you’ve already lost.
Institutional losers!
"We would like the same standard."
Kris Knoblauch discusses the lack of penalties called on the Oilers so far.
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Multiple Stanley cups, multiple hockey Canada moments don’t matter. His legacy will be how he handle the Kyle Beach abuse. During 2010 and when the story became public.
Before you throw roses at Jonathan Toews’s feet tonight during his swan song with the
@NHLBlackhawks
. Just remember this:
Toews knew.
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@NHLPlayerSafety
How does this not get a hearing. It happened in the same scrum. Caused stitches. The only difference is the fact that Hyman aimed to hit the head.
In his presser Tocchet mentioned the league had a couple things to look at including a Hyman cross check. Has to be this one below. I’m told Zadorov needed stitches to close up a cut on his face.
#canucks
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In 45 games the Canucks have only lost consecutive games twice. That is remarkable
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A coach in the third round, whose team has a few divers, publicly complaining that the playoff standard is different than the regular season. Wow.
"We would like the same standard."
Kris Knoblauch discusses the lack of penalties called on the Oilers so far.
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Gino passing so young has hit me hard. We sit here and debate,argue, and bitch about a sports team. None of that matters. Loved ones are what matter. Doing your part to leave the world better matters. Gino did that. RIP
#GinoGinoGino
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JT Miller steam rolling into 4 blues, in garbage time, because Krug is taking a cheap shot on Hogs. That’s leadership.
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Fuck that. Fuck them. Fuck Boston Pizza. Fuck the green men. Fuck dart guy. Fuck whoever that other person is. Fuck you if you’re“teaming up for the win”
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To all the youth coaches and sports parents out there, this is why youth sports matter. This is why kids should play. A player of mine just accomplished her goal of moving up a level. Her dad took the time to send me this and it has me in tears.
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If you are standing still and jump, you did not jump into anyone. You’re standing still so jumping in this instance is irrelevant because it’s not “into” Fogle.
@Ron_MacLean
is a national embarrassment.
Charging (Rule 42.1): A minor or major penalty shall be imposed on a player who skates, jumps into or charges an opponent in any manner.
I didn't realize the jump part until
@Ron_MacLean
showed it to us tonight
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Hughes to Vancouver for Klimovich, Mikheyev, and a 2nd
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This man needs to be on the siren for game one.
VANCOUVER … WE’RE COMING
The Fella Tour is coming for
#Canucks
🆚
#LetsGoOilers
Stay tuned on our socials and we will announce where the fellas are gonna be VERY SOON 👀
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Birds public service announcement.
*This is not meant as a pity party so please don’t interpret it as such.
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Ekholm being banged up would be huge. He’s been an absolute stud in this series. Far and away their best 200’ defender
If Oilers dress seven D for injury related reasons. Here’s a pretty good indication of someone that might be feeling something.
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I’m just going to say it. If Kyle Burroughs is an every day player in your lineup it means your team sucks. See what’s out there and circle back if needed
With Ethan Bear expected to miss the first couple of months of the season, how do you feel about the Canucks not being in contact with UFA, and hometown player Kyle Burroughs? Would you be disappointed to see Vancouver let him go? Read more here:
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If you raise your children with love, respect, and understanding, they will feel safe enough to share what they’re going through. Children sharing with their teachers, instead of you, is an indictment on your shitty parenting and means your child doesn’t feel safe around you.
The 🇨🇦 NDP just interrupted our Mother's Day brunch to tell me that teachers ~should~ be able to keep secrets from parents.
Guess how that went over? 💅
#mothersday2024
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@walsha
Honest question, if they have the “greatest officials in the world” shouldn’t we be able to question them
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Drance is one of the worst media in this market. It has nothing to do with negativity or opinions and everything to do with how arrogant he is.
🗣 "I expected far better from Satiar Shah... Sat-mantics. Leaning on absurd semantics. Talking about Fehervary's ice time? Is he trying to pull the wool over Canucks fans' eyes?"
👉
@ThomasDrance
takes a moment to address the points made by
@SatiarShah
and
@DanRiccio_
yesterday
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Swift has donated millions the local food bank of every stop on her Eras tour. In San Diego she donated enough to feed 500k people for a year. Kid Rock bought a case of shitty beer so he could shoot it because he didn’t like their ad campaign.
We are living through a SNL sketch
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@wyshynski
Feel free to show the slash Mcdavid gave to start this. Or does this not fit your narrative.
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People taking Caleb seriously is one of my favourite parts of Canucks Twitter.
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I love it when the national guy is clearly jacked when a one team scores but is totally monotone when the other team scores
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Only one man can fix this. The Pens need to hire Jim Benning.
His first trade will be acquiring OEL from the Canucks.
Penguins’ problems:
• Can’t trust goaltending
• Blue line = bad
• Bottom six = Even worse
• GM = Incompetent
• Too slow
• Too small
• Too many players with no heart
• Bad contracts for years
• Too old
• Coaching stubbornness
This is just off top of my head.
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@walsha
They followed this up with allowing the ducks to have 5 guys on the ice for 3 on 3 ot. Can’t help but think back to Tim peele talking about looking for calls against a specific team.
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He’s not scoring at the rate we all hoped but lindholm has been a beast tonight. He’s had 3 or 4 great reads that have broken up chances, seems to be meshing well with 8/81
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@stevebatke
@KatePettersen_
I feel sorry for your daughter because she has a role model like you.
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@annetokarski
Exactly. Let that player process today and decide what’s best for them and their mental health. If it’s coming forward great, if it’s to remain anonymous great. It doesn’t matter who the player was. What matters is how the team handled it.
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I love that the NHL account is posting a video of a clear and obvious too many men non call against the pens prior to the winner.
THAT'S ALL, FOLKS! 🫡
Elias Pettersson's second of the game is the
@Energizer
overtime winner for the
@Canucks
!
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The Canucks have 6 shutouts in 47gms this yr. 1 every 8 gms (rnd)
From 2018/19-2022/23 they had 6 shutouts. 1 every 62 gms (rnd)
Under Toch they have 7 SO in 82 gms 1 every 12 (rnd)
Under Green,BB it was 1 every 67
The defensive turnaround has been unbelievable
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Huge shut out to
@soyboy99
and family for their unbelievable generosity in helping
@spookyghourl
They filled the trunk of my Highlander!
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Since every unoriginal asshat oilers fan is going to bring up the Canucks riots over the next few weeks, here a couple helpful links. It’s tough to find a lot of news about the Edmonton oilers riots because Edmonton is a dump so no one cares
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@ThomasDrance
Shouldn’t we wait until he’s doing this in the regular season before declaring him a problem for the rest of the pacific.
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All in all I’ve had a relatively tough life. Nothing in my past life experiences prepared me for how hard telling my kids our dog has cancer would be. Sometimes being an adult really sucks.
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The fact that the VGK were willing to rupture Mark Stone’s spleen so they could ltir him shows a serious level of dedication to cap circumvention
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Nice move but this level of goaltending is why the oilers are hooped
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@robyncrawford_
@Sportsnet650
So 28 ,kids in a classroom, 9k people at a canucks game, after allowing 18k over the weekend. But my extended family of 13 people can’t safley have a family dinner. Sorry that’s complete bullshit.
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Today is the day I put my anger over 2011 aside and officially become a Marchand fan.
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@sekeresandprice
@BodogCA
Voted no. If the question was SHOULD it cost him his job I’d say yes
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@Zer0PucksGiven
It really is bad. How he has a national job is beyond me, here are so many pxp guys that are considerably better.
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RIP Rick.
If anyone is suffering please reach out for help. You’re not alone. We’re all in this together.
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@DanMachholz
It’s not a debate. He was an incredible Canuck on and off the ice. After lindens last game in 08 - blowout loss on fan night- Burr was the only player who stopped to sign stuff. 25ppl there and he signed for everyone
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@ThomasDrance
That implies a team was willing to do this trade, without the Canucks adding a sweetener, during the summer.
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I believe in DeSmith
Yes he struggled a bit down the stretch. He was lights out in his last game, they don’t win the pacific if he doesn’t stand on his head in the first period vs the oilers.
This is where legends are made.
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The more I hear Tocchet talk the more positive I feel about the future.
"We're really excited. He's a top 4 defenceman. 38-40 points. He's got a bomb from the point. A piece that we needed."
🗣 Head Coach Rick Tocchet speaks on newest Canuck Filip Hronek, his own experience being traded as a player, and facing the Wild.
@theprovince
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#Canucks
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@RinkWideVAN
I’m surprised we got anything. He was just kinda there and didn’t really provide anything other than taking up cap space.
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My butthole preparing for tomorrow morning after I’ve spent the superbowl drinking shitty beer and eating spicy chicken wings, nachos, pizza, and gyozas
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@FinancialTimes
@petbugs13
I have long covid. My doctor/covid clinic has been targeting symptoms management and have diagnosed me with CFS/ME. I take a small dose of ADHD meds in the morning and a small dose of sleep/pain aids at night. It’s been a slow go but it seems realistic I rejoin workforce in 2022
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12yr just got home. Some little asshole teenager threw a mighty might at her. Yelled hey bitch as he threw. Wtf
On a positive a note some young 20ish guy, left his house, ran across the the street and put that little motherfucker in his place
If 20ish guy sees this, thank you
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Steak and mushroom risotto. Based on how it turned out this is going to be a great year.
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The NHL was harder on the Yotes for working out draft eligible players than they were on the Hawks for covering up an sexual assault
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My cat is 18. In her prime she was a stone cold killer. She’d catch a bird a day. Her health has been fading and she went completely blind on Sunday. Today she gets put to sleep, with how old she was I didn’t think this would be hitting me so hard.
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