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@LachInTheCrease

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#Canucks writer @CanucksArmy , host of @TheCreaseCast . Roberto Luongo is a Stanley Cup champion. He/him

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Joined April 2013
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Holding the puck in the zone so you can yell "Get the fuck off!!!" at the goalie who kept you in the game with 36 saves and smack his net is a very stupid way to waste half the last minute of play. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
3 years
So our options in the Stanley Cup semifinals are: - The defending champs who circumvented the salary cap - The annoying 4 year-old franchise - The most boring hockey team on the planet - The Montreal Canadiens choose your fighter
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Lachlan Irvine
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So we can all agree that Summer McIntosh should *definitely* be the flag bearer for the closing ceremonies right? #Paris2024
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
Prince Harry drops the puck between Quinn Hughes and Tomas Hertl before tonight's #Canucks game
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Can't believe we're getting "the team that can't win a Game 7" vs. "the team that can't hold a 3-1 series lead", winner takes all. The dream meme matchup.
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
Andrei Kuzmenko accidentally runs into Kaapo Kähkönen as he scored, and quickly stops celebrating to check on the Sharks goalie. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
If you only ever look at sports through the lens of wins and losses, you're always missing 90% of the story. What I'll miss most about this #Canucks season wasn't the chance at finally see them hoist a Stanley Cup. It was seeing Vancouver fall in love with their team again.
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Lachlan Irvine
11 months
Guys I think the Canucks broke the Oilers on opening night.
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
10 months
No goals yet, but two royals. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Oh look, Connor McDavid's being a huge whiner. Must be a day that ends in 'Y'. #Canucks
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Hook this clip to my veins hahahaha
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
🐐🐐🐐
@RJHenderson7
Ryan Henderson
1 year
Bieksa and Luongo chatting on HNIC Bieksa - “We know what it’s like to be up 2-0 in the finals, you’re pretty comfortable still right..” Luongo - “Yeah I think we’re okay, remember when we were practicing lifting the cup after Game 2..” Outstanding.
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Lachlan Irvine
3 months
This has to be worth at least a game suspension for Draisaitl. That's some textbook intent to injure.
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Lachlan Irvine
5 months
Imagine showing this clip to someone a season ago. #Canucks
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
5 months
One of the fun parts of playing Nashville in a playoff series is that the #Canucks will get their own Smash Car, a legitimately cool playoff tradition
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
This is a scratchable offense, IMO. If Miller wants to coach his teammates and scream at them mid-game, he can do it in a suit and tie.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
@AndyCole1984
Andy Cole
2 years
Someone clip the fart
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Lachlan Irvine
3 years
I give you the funniest play of the #Canucks season. ✨ MAGIC ✨
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Heard that HNIC had the clip of J.T. Miller and Luke Schenn arguing at the end of the second, went back and grabbed it from the tail end of the intermission. This isn't a happy team at the moment. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Enjoy this one, #Canucks fans.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Oscar-worthy tantrum from Connor McDavid gets him the softest makeup call ever. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
3 years
Friendly reminder that back in 2011 Dave Bolland felt comfortable saying stuff like this in public about the Sedins, which tells you all you need to know about the locker room culture the Blackhawks cultivated.
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Lachlan Irvine
7 months
NHL teams when someone celebrates in a funny way
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
Meghan Markle is also here!!
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Bo Horvat captains the #Canucks to their last win before the All-Star break, and potentially his last ever.
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
In six years he and Bedard will have the chance to do the funniest thing ever
@samanthacp_
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Lachlan Irvine
2 months
McDavid no showed the Conn Smythe like he no showed Game 7
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Public pressure works. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Okay I HAD to clip this. Brad Marchand gets demolished by Wes McCauley along the boards. Huge hit. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
This wasn't called goalie interference. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Noted good citizen Andrei Kuzmenko. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
3 years
J.T. Miller to NYR for Lafreniere, three first rounders and retroactively awarding the #Canucks the '94 Cup, who says no?
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
@coyote4949 Miller can raise that issue off the ice if he wants to. Instead he wastes the last minute of play refusing to skate towards the Jets end until the goalie leaves, which is not how most teams operate in that scenario. Heaven forbid they leave the zone with 5 skaters instead of 6.
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
5 months
New #Canucks window design going up at Rogers Arena today 👀
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
Having #Canucks staff drop parachutes with prizes from the Rogers Arena rafters is cool and all, but for next season hear me out
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Lachlan Irvine
3 months
Sergei Bobrovsky becomes the first goalie since... Roberto Luongo(!!) to pitch a shutout in Game 1 of a Stanley Cup Final. #TimeToHunt #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Bo Horvat came to Vancouver as a teenager, and departs the city as a dad, an NHL All-Star & a great leader for hockey's next era. To the generation of #Canucks fans who grew up with him over the last 9 years, his trade signals the end of a bittersweet era.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Hoo boy. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
11 months
Brock Boeser has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
@markhmasters
Mark Masters
11 months
🎩🎩🎩 Back-to-back hat tricks to open the season for Auston Matthews 🎩🎩🎩
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Lachlan Irvine
5 months
No words needed hahaha #Canucks
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
8 months
Kevin never misses
@samanthacp_
Sam
8 months
nothing shows you how much kevin bieksa understands this fanbase than that entire segment on playoff expectations
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Actually Leon, if he's forcing you to shoot wide and hit the post it means his positioning is taking away all the net space from you. Hope this helps! :)
@SadClubCommish
Jason Brough 🙁
4 months
"Well, post is not good goaltending," says Draisaitl.
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
He's four wins away, Vancouver. #GetLuTheCup
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Who's gonna tell the guy in the Flames jersey
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Huge game saving stop by Brock Boeser. #Canucks
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
5 months
Quinn Hughes is the ONLY Norris candidate. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
One last "BOOOooooo Horvat!!!" from @ALMURDOCH as he introduces the former #Canucks captain. #NHLAllStar
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Elias Pettersson's parents are in the crowd in Nashville, and his dad is wearing what looks like Petey's original draft hat!! #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Luke Schenn absolutely trucks rookie Juraj Slafkovsky on a hit behind the net. Schenn gets called for interference even though he was like a millisecond late. Welcome to the show, kid? #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Sam Girard pushes Connor Garland into his own goalie, Francouz pushes him out with plenty of time adjust, and Garland tips Luke Schenn's shot. Goal is called back for goalie interference because the NHL's rules are a joke. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
The stars are out for Rangers/Devils
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
I'm no doctor obviously, but if a player tells you they can play through a torn ACL they suffered in the preseason, it's your job as the front office to tell them "Uhhh, no? That's super dumb and dangerous, please get surgery now".
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Last night's #Canucks highlights are currently the #1 trending YouTube video in Canada, so that's pretty nifty.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
"And that's when I said to him, 'If you want me to leave then don't skate right towards the only forechecker!'" - Collin Delia probably
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
"It wasn't actually half the last minute" This clip is 11 seconds long and Miller gets the puck with 57 seconds to go. I was being a bit hyperbolic obviously, but 11/57 seconds is a big percentage of time wasted when you still need to gain the zone and set up
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Lachlan Irvine
7 months
Roses are red, Or pink like a shrimp, The #Canucks WILL win the Cup If they bring back The Blimp
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
10 months
"THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG?"
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
7 months
Please use this GIF responsibly. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
The #Canucks and the fans at Rogers Arena welcome back Bo Horvat. An extremely moving moment.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
This is a Conor Garland goal, and this should be a tied game. Refs potentially costing the #Canucks a point tonight.
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@LachInTheCrease
Lachlan Irvine
4 months
I'm sorry Ilya but it's true #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
I'm choosing not to hear that, tbh
@SaraCivian
Sara 'buckets' Civian
4 months
I'm hearing that Thatcher Demko is done for the rest of the playoffs
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
That's *Assistant Captain* Elias Pettersson to you. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
If that's not a slewfoot idk what is
@CanucksArmy
CanucksArmy
4 months
Evander Kane takes out Quinn Hughes on a bit of questionable hit. #Canucks | #LetsGoOilers 📽️: Sportsnet | NHL
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Lachlan Irvine
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@rude_canuck
Bella🍂
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Nils Höglander is Wayne Gretzky confirmed?
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Lachlan Irvine
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John Shorthouse and @rayferraro21 explaining the real loss of the NHL moving the Coyotes out of Arizona: the fans and staff. These guys are two of the NHL's best broadcasters for a reason. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
9 months
"Okay so I'm thinking two foot jump onto the #Canucks bench and maybe no one notice if they have the jersey ready for me..." - Connor Bedard (probably)
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Nights like tonight are such a great example of how wonderful the #Canucks fanbase is. If you give this city and its hockey team your absolute all, regardless of the outcome, the people will love you unconditionally. They always recognize heart and back you till the end for it.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
All smiles with Petey and Kuz. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
I guess we're just ignoring Elias Pettersson's 170 points in his first 200 games (3rd best on this list) for some reason? AND Quinn Hughes' 158 points (6th best)? 🤷 #Canucks
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INSTANT IMPACT 💥 These guys sure did make an impression from day one. 📺: Watch the First Round of the #NHLDraft on Wednesday, June 28 at 7p ET on @espn , @Sportsnet , and @TVASports !
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
A #Canucks fan pays tribute to John Garrett
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Before it gets lost in the euphoria, what a fucking incredible performance for Arturs Silovs. Literally carried the #Canucks to the very end, outplayed a Vezina winner and picked up a damn shutout in the process.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
"No! F*** you!" - Bo Horvat #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
@TheChick4Stick Maybe if he'd put that energy into trying to gain the zone, Delia could've gone to the bench and avoided the issue altogether ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
ARTURS SILOVS DOES IT ALL #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
11 months
It really took them less than 20 seconds from the horn sounding to switch over to the Leafs game huh? Anyways, #Canucks win!
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Lachlan Irvine
3 years
Fixed the Abbotsford jerseys for free. You're welcome, #Canucks .
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Arturs Silovs and Quinn Hughes steal a sure goal from the Oilers. #Canucks are absolutely rolling.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Delia keeps hesitating to go to the bench, and J.T Miller loses it on his teammate. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Some interesting insight from @kbieksa3 about his own experience during a #Canucks head coaching change when Marc Crawford was replaced by Alain Vigneault.
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Lachlan Irvine
3 months
Kevin Bieksa can only be legendary. It's the one life he knows
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
We have a #Canucks Reverse Retro leak, thanks to a now deleted Facebook Marketplace post. First caught by @LBJerseys .
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Lachlan Irvine
3 years
So THAT'S why Tyler Motte is Connor Bedard's favourite! #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
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@harmandayal2
Harman Dayal
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“We’re stuck with contracts that we can’t move,” says Rutherford
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
#BedardWatch Update: - Canadiens beat the Oilers 6-2, officially passing the #Canucks in points - Sharks beat the Capitals 4-1 VAN now sits just *one* point back of SJ for the 5th best draft lottery odds 👀
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Brady Keeper absolutely dangles Jake Virtanen, and #19 takes a lazy penalty. You truly love to see it. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
PIUS SUUUUUUUTER #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Ohhhhhhhh baby! Elias Pettersson with the silky smooth Forsberg wins it for the #Canucks .
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
#BedardWatch Update: - Coyotes beat Lightning in a shootout 1-0, 2 pts stolen!!! The #Canucks and Coyotes are now tied in points at 46 each, with Arizona owning the Regulation Wins tiebreaker. Welcome to the Top 5, Vancouver.
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
They did it. These magic lads actually did it. BUILT. DIFFERENT. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
The puck hasn't even dropped yet and we've already heard a 'Caaaaaampbell' chant from the arena bowl. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
1 year
J.T. Miller has the meanest shootout move in the entire NHL, this is nondebatable. #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
Bruce Boudreau is brought to tears by the #Canucks crowd as they give him one last 'Bruce There It Is'. Truly unforgettable moment.
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
@Battista68Paul Cause you can literally read his lips?
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Lachlan Irvine
4 months
Two things can be true: - The #Canucks took too many undisciplined penalties and stopped skating after the Zadorov goal, leaving Nashville enough room to claw their way back - The NHL's rules on what constitutes interference and late hits apparently don't apply to the Predators
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Lachlan Irvine
7 months
I do think the #Canucks parade to the penalty box today has been mostly self-inflicted from a lack of composure. HOWEVER, theres no possible way the same refs who thought a puck hitting the side of the net was a goal earlier knew where it was on this play.
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
File this one under 'Graphics that Sept. 2023 Me wouldn't have expected to see' #Canucks
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Lachlan Irvine
2 years
The referees actually have screwed over the Avalanche big time tonight. If they had made the correct call on the Conor Garland goal, the #Canucks would have a two goal lead to blow right now.
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Lachlan Irvine
10 months
Clip missed from earlier: Val Nichushkin blatantly crosschecks Mark Friedman in the face and drives him to the ice. No penalty called. #Canucks
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