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Aaron

@canuck5551

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@canuck5551
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2 months
Apologies to the people who follow me for hockey. I’m going to be talking a lot of politics between the provincial election and the US presidential election
@canuck5551
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6 months
Apologies in advance to the people who follow me for other things. This is going to be an even more hockey-centric account for the next little while
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@MNateShyamalan You know it’s bad when even Elon think you’re being a little too weird about your bigotry
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@NHL @BlueMountian12 All the worst people are going to get mad at this, so props to the person running the account
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@JoeKassabian I was really impressed that Remarque managed to write a novel about WW2 in 1929
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@CringeEllie @CNBC I dunno. Kanye is giving him a run for his money.
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3 years
So my girlfriend became my fiancée yesterday, which is pretty cool
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5 years
@Millerheighife Man, her replies are probably the most consistently vile I’ve seen on Twitter. I don’t think I’d have the discipline to just shrug it all off like she does
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7 months
Beating the Canucks isn’t for everyone
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Canucks with a healthy Demko would be going to the Final right now 😭
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@_night_brain__ It’s basically a treatise on people’s different reactions to the rise of fascism that just happens to be set in the Star Wars universe. It’s an amazing show.
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3 years
Both JT Miller and Juho Lammikko can score goals
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Both the vaccinated and unvaccinated can spread the virus.
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@ChuteNations @MilesKlee Possibly my favourite Wiki edit
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9 months
@DownGoesBrown Not true. He’s actually done it 32 times
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3 years
I’ll be going to the #Canucks game tonight and the team hasn’t lost when I’ve been in attendance since 2008. Pettersson also has 8 points in 4 games during that time. Easy slumpbuster coming up.
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@SimpForMilkers @stanzipotenza These must be teenagers who are assuming that a 6 year age gap at that age is equivalent to a 6 year gap at their age
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3 years
Nice to see the Canucks basically gave away a free 1st rounder+ by not signing Toffoli. So glad Benning is gone.
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@KnowNothingTV I don’t think they realize how much of a self-own this is
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@mandolakes I think there may be some severe mental health issues going on here
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@Dervine7 @nypost What’s dirty about it? I just see two stick figures dancing.
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@ALotOfOranges @SocDoneLeft I don’t think the implication is that this is how they react to disagreement. This is how they react to people they see as potential converts. They’re absolutely horrible to everyone else, of course.
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2 years
Holy shit
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4 months
Phase 1: American Deep State burns decommissioned rail bridge in Canada Phase 2: ??? Phase 3: Profit
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3 years
Don’t worry #Canucks fans, Saturday against the Flames is a guaranteed win because I’ll be there. I’m 3-0 attending games this season and 14-0 since 2008.
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4 years
@JonIsAwesomest That immediate rise when Trump was elected shows just how delusional they are. He hadn’t done anything yet, but the economy magically changed
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2 years
@PleweAndrew @sanjanacurtis There’s a reason a lot of alternative “medicine” types were easy prey for that rabbit hole. If you can buy into one type of pseudoscience, it leaves you really vulnerable to believe in others.
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@Halalcoholism The complete lack of self-respect to be okay dating someone who sees you as “one of the good ones”
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4 years
@randypaint “It happened to me and I turned out okay, if by okay you mean ‘openly advocates for beating children’”
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3 years
@Noahpinion I feel like people bringing up other awful colonial figures that still have statues need to read up on Leopold II. He’s a Hitler-tier historical monster and the other names being mentioned here aren’t even in the same ballpark.
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@BadCOVID19Takes “You say this bucket of water isn’t enough to extinguish the house fire, and yet it extinguished the campfire? That’s dumb, clearly water doesn’t work against fire”
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3 years
@rynowill75 @mandolakes I would have laughed if I was capable of it, but I’m a man.
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5 months
As Canadian hockey fans, it’s time for us to put our differences aside and come together. I know we haven’t always gotten along, but we all need to cheer for Canada’s Team against our true enemies 🇨🇦 LET’S GO PANTHERS! #TimeToHunt
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4 years
@VaushV It concerns me that so many people are now taking astrology as fact. If they buy into that, their mind is susceptible to all sorts of unscientific bullshit
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2 years
@punishedmother Are these Amish in the room with us right now, Merrick?
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@JohnFetterman Did this cost $1000? Some guy in New Jersey told me that was the going rate.
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4 years
My plans: 2020:
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My cat of 21 years passed away yesterday. I can’t imagine a more cuddly and loving companion. I’m going to miss him
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@PopulismUpdates His politics seem to be in a good place too
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@Vela_Quiver @SlaYeR_RL @loogified @hvntlow @blekiscool @slaypublican heyyy I saw your tweet about how heteros are trash and I just wanted to let you know that I agree. although I myself am heterosexual, (i know, ugh) i am on your side. "one of the good ones" as some may say.
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@FaceOfFacetown @wrarebit @realDANYANG “Image prediction: ping-pong ball Confidence: 99.99%”
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@PopulismUpdates Clearly someone with a strong understanding of the US and geopolitics
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@ConspiracyBull1 In fact, there were scandals of politicians using their position to jump the queue and get the vaccine earlier
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@PopulismUpdates DeVito 2024
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@LeBongJames @GianmarcoSoresi I think they’re saying that there’s a big age gap between the woman Offerman sleeps with (his 64 year old wife) and the women Leto sleeps with
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5 years
@cameroncowan @mattyglesias Yeah, this is a big oversight by Matt! Unlike all those other countries he listed, Japan is quite dense.
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@vanillatary What a sad sad existence
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@rammy_c8 Why don’t you have the true culprit on there? (Liechtenstein)
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@imnphil1 @ShanghaiHannah @nderleColin @ErinChack No it wasn’t. 100 was based on an incorrect measurement of body temperature and 0 was based on icy brine water. It’s entirely arbitrary and only seems intuitive to you because you grew up with it.
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4 years
@MrBooth_7 @BizNasty2point0 @blknoiz06 You can tell it’s a fake account because there are two n’s in the last name. The real account only has one.
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1 year
@samanthacp_ The fact that the NHL thinks that this is where the societal winds are blowing is kind of concerning. Rainbow capitalism is shallow, but it was a sign that progress and inclusion were winning.
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@yeah_good_okay @coherentstates THINK OF ALL THE WASTED EGGS!
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6 months
@Canucks For people wondering, it’s because the Abby Canucks got eliminated. The call ups will practice and be available to play if needed
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I think people are sleeping on Hughes’ performance in the playoffs. He was probably playing hurt, but put up a team-leading 59 CF% at 5 on 5. If his teammates had even average finish, he would have put up a lot more points. He was Vancouver’s best player, imo
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2 years
@jdcmedlock So much great food has come about from mixing novel ingredients or recipes. “Pure” cuisine simply doesn’t exist
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@passittobulis No no, that part of the Old Testament isn’t valid anymore. Just the parts that justify him continuing to be a bigot.
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@mattyglesias None of the three Canadian provinces you included in Trumplandia would actually support Trump
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@__seangallagher @NateSilver538 Tulsi will still finish behind candidates who dropped out
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6 months
If this was my first hockey game, I’d assume DiGiuseppe was one of the league’s big stars
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2 years
If where you were going in Mexico was really so dangerous that you wouldn’t let your family travel without you, you probably shouldn’t have picked it as a destination in the first place. A 50-something retired ref isn’t going to stop the cartel.
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@SpecialPuppy1 Suriname’s demographics are in a similar vein
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1 year
@Pezzhedzzz @donmoyn @thor_benson All of that was pure projection
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@dpakman Not much, but that won’t stop me from asserting that my ideological enemies are responsible
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@mattyglesias @NateSilver538 This is the sort of hard hitting analysis I follow you for
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@bencolinclouti1 @xforceapologist She’s great because unlike the rest of the gang, she clearly cares about being seen as a moral person and can tell right from wrong. She just can’t help herself from letting her selfishness, pettiness, and vindictiveness shine through.
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these guys are like "NO FAIR, YOU CAN'T JUST CALL EVERYONE A NAZI" and then their username is, like, AryanHero1488
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@poorpeeps @balatroinvictus @wyld_bao @BasedByAccident “You can’t criticize something as long as I can think of a bigger issue” is such a useless attitude
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@dingbat_kabuki @KyleJGlen They’ve staved off the incoming Ukrainian invasion of Russia with their brilliant special military operation. Mission accomplished!
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@DrewMarlowe @ZaidJilani No kidding. I don’t know why Zaid’s tweet is implying some sort of hypocrisy when this is the obvious reason.
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@BuckFoston_ The degree to which Benning dropped the ball is staggering
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@LorenCrowe “Disgusting. This is the future liberals want for you”
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@Sharon_Kuruvila Bernie’s so consistently on the right side of issues
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@SocDoneLeft That’s not true. They also have racism
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@listenupnerds @BrandyLJensen The way the kids refer to “goth” nowadays bugs me. It’s become a blanket term for basically any alt look.
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Am I the only one who would be fine with Edler coming back on a cheap short-term deal? I think he’d be willing, too #Canucks
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@vanillatary It’s a great idea that’s worked so well in the past!
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@Speedrill @localghost666 @penismouth3 Mike and Jay look so young. I forget sometimes that Half in the Bag has been going on for more than a decade now.
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@AsteadWesley @AOC Great interview. I really hope AOC sticks with what she’s doing because she’s probably the most refreshing voice in the whole Democratic Party
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@AreNifty @NateSilver538 @ForecasterEnten You don’t think the freezing point of water is super relevant for weather? Fahrenheit being intuitive when it comes to weather is entirely an artefact of you growing up with the system.
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@punishedmother Racial purity is a garbage concept
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@The_Law_Boy Love how the judges’ gender is being weaponized when they know damn well that they’d be replaced with other women. Completely dishonest.
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@moniza_hossain This thread is a captivating dystopian adaptation with stunning visuals and a stellar cast of bots.
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@biggestjoel I see a lot of terminally online people essentially calling her a neoliberal establishment sellout. It’s insane
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@Canucks YOU ARE 27TH IN THE LEAGUE. YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE A CONTENDER NEXT SEASON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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@esjesjesj Makes sense that account would be upset about anti-Hitler propaganda
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@taj1944 Imagine Luongo having to deal with his own recapture penalty
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Pettersson somehow had an 85% xGF% at even strength in a game where his team was outshot more than 2:1
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@areyouawitchor2 They live in a fantasy land without nuance, where non-white people have no agency and are perpetually and completely exploited and oppressed.
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@crookedroads770 @stasiboy420 @justinboldaji This may be the most Australian sentence I’ve ever read.
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@taj1944 @sekeresandprice I guess it just makes way more sense that Pettersson completely forgot how to play hockey at the exact same time the injury happened
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