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Creative Director, The Cameron Journal | Cameron Lee Cowan is an author @soopllc political commentator, and observer of culture

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@ask_aubry That’s just awful and if your reaction isn’t horror and disgust I can’t help you.
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@sleepy_homo “We would show you the Siamese crocodile but all we could find was this hand bag due to hunting.” THE SHADE
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@dieworkwear Yeah….i was alive and that’s not reality. Maybe in the Sears catalog?!?
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@BriannaWu This is a terrible poll. There’s no option for Palestine just Hamas. They probably picked Hamas because they support rebellion against oppression, not terrorism.
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Whale 1: I think I’ll pop into town for some kombucha Whale 2: but isn’t that an unnecessary detour? Whale 1: it’s worth it, let’s go
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Whales taking a detour from their migration to San Francisco is a very recent marvel.
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@BillyHasTweeted @karenkho It’s economic. If people don’t go back to offices whole sections of cities will be rendered useless. It’s billions lost.
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@iproposethis I’m in the gamer world. When I asked why this stuff was funny I was told. “We come here to say the stuff we can’t say in public.” Wrote all about it in my Toxic Culture post.
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@AutisticCallum_ Everyone forgets the 50 times we sucked it up and they only remember the 51st time when we lose our shit.
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@varsha_venkat_ My dad had a yellow ribbon on his car for the uncounted military votes for about 10 years (he is ex-navy).
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@HallmarkDestiel @ToxicMailman @Lunwi88 Polyamorous young people solve mysteries in a van is quite the pitch.
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@monsieurmoscato @carloshasanax I used to walk over to a fast food place for lunch from a car shop and everyone thought I was nuts. There was a sidewalk and all you had to do was cross railroad tracks? Walking isn’t death.
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@AutisticCallum_ The drinking thing is definitely changing for sure. Alcohol consumption is way down.
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@JoeyChipotle @PopCrave He’s a bar bouncer, she’s a high school principal….yeah I can see it. They meet on her “girls night” after she gets messy and he takes care of her.
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Hattie McDaniels crawled so Nichelle Nichols could walk, so Whoopi Goldberg could run, so Jennifer Hudson could fly.
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@JenSeniorNY No one tells you how lonely adulthood really is. It’s tough.
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@michaelharriot That means several guys got stopped multiple times which is just awful. That’s a police state.
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@JoyceCarolOates Cold engine temp (will go away) and low tire pressure.
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@sarahbuhr @carlwilliamkul1 @SamQari What if they live far? Why not just feed them?!
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@BindyShay @NoLieWithBTC I’m seeing plenty of dots where people are, most of that blank space isn’t populated.
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@ligma_male_ @ArmandDoma Frau Merkel!!! Meine gott!
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@josephus58 @Theghostllgetu @SatPavanKaur @dagarabedian Don’t forget is tawdry opinions on fat folk as brilliantly exposed by James Corden.
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@PhyreGoldMAJIC @michaeljburry Sounds like the market is telling you something and you are ignoring it!
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@PPathole @elonmusk They didn’t invite Tesla to the EV summit because Tesla is already all-electric. And if he were serious about any of the good things you posit, he would have plenty to do with $44 billion other than buy Twitter.
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@skepsheik @selenomancy @MazzQT @frenemistake @PigeonFeatherz @SamQari It’s Seattle on steroids. This is the beginning of our Seattle freeze…too many Scandinavians moved here and now we don’t talk to folks.
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@DavidPaternostr Propane and propane accessories is iconic…how’d you miss that?
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@Shake1n1bake @thejb_stan @MyNameIsRickyM And vitamin A in flour which is why we don’t have random childhood blindness much anymore.
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@BeauTFC It’s like the American healthcare edition of running a war: start a gofundme
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@michaelharriot A goon is a guy with a gun that does as ordered, henchman is more of a team lead with some responsibilities. He also must be ok with being referred to as a “fool” or “imbecile” by his principle when things awry.
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@UnaMcIlvenna @dieworkwear It’s only relevant as a time stamp for life/life stage.
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@cwcooper @BriannaWu @elonmusk Autistic people can speak well with practice. I’m living proof.
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@JacobWebsite @hasanthehun If you say it three times he tells you why we need to tax billionaires in your mirror
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@RadioFreeTom @JStein_WaPo @RashidaTlaib Not at all, this was considered during the financial crisis. The plans are already in place, they would have cores of gold and the outside would be a combination of platinum and paladium. They could then be put on deposit at the Federal Reserve.
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@_callie_flower_ @coruth199 @StrawHatHydro Zillow has been buying up houses across the country and in that process has been slightly raising the prices of houses in various markets. Between them and Wall Street, the price of housing has skyrocketed. However, the housing market is now slowing down.
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@the_stag_door @RichardHanania Queen: mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Mirror: You’re gal gadot….so uhhhhhh?!?
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@clydecyrus_ @_ohmii And “reclaiming my time, the I’m speaking remix” ft. Maxine Waters
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@HunterDrewTFA Good lord, 1955 called and they want their stuff back
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@ambernoelle I’d stay just for the cleavage situation. But she had 4 kids and was a model, she was going to age great anyway. Besides, there’s more to life than “thin.” Incidentally, she isn’t even fat. She’s a woman.
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@Amber_Lynn_64 @mason4922 Your kids are going to stop talking to you one day. Take a screenshot of this moment. That way you can look back and understand why.
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@LauraGMitchell Saw a guy on a motorcycle crash into a barbed wire fence once. My parents and I were the only people in the rural area. My dad went to help, kept him alive until help arrived and the dude passed in my dad’s arms. Now, dad is ex-navy so I’m sure that’s a factor.
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@caitiedelaney This whole thread is a bunch of people bragging about their poor communication skills and how someone is wasting their time or trying to access them all the time. Dear god people, get over yourselves.
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@JayHulmePoet This is so true. You’ll find my dad driving his 1991 Subaru happy as a clam.
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@MaladyMartti @thejb_stan I used to run a vintage shop and people would bring in lovely things from their grand parents and they were hard to sell because they were so small! Little Asian ladies eventually found us and they bought it all.
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@dieworkwear At least only one person is screeching about walkable cities….i think it has to do with free time. But I definitely appreciate all the folks who mentioned that it’s different overseas because that is very true!
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@carlwilliamkul1 @sarahbuhr @SamQari I get that logic but I come from a culture where guests are fed no matter what. I have split my plate with my friends.
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@the_transit_guy That’s the point. The entire country of France is 81% of ONE American US state. That’s the point and you missed it. If you spent less time stating the obvious and more time educating, you’d be better off.
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@empoprises @AaronLChin Abigail adams would fan girl out, full stop.
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@DrProudman My buddy split his with his wife, one kid each lol
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@DKThomp @jean_twenge The internet has been a huge driver of this. Also, we have done more to increase safety and awareness of everything from smoking to sex, drugs, and alcohol. Turns out that raising square kids doesn’t make for a fun society.
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@IDoTheThinking Funny that asking for public services to not accept anti-social behavior is controversial.
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Remember the Vaping epidemic? As it turns out, science has not been honest about vaping and how it affects users.
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@michaelharriot The next time I need to demonstrate the old adage: Republicans fall in line and Democrats fall in love (re: presidential elections) I’m just going to show them this thread.
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@PrettyBadLefty They aren’t even communist, more like authoritarian capitalist
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@the_transit_guy Dallas, Austin, Houston is the classic but I’d also work on the burns like Arlington. Denver, Boulder, Fort Collins, Colorado Springs is most essential.
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@michaelharriot I think it’s sad we’re down to grandpa one and grandpa two.
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@mattyglesias Um.....I don't mean to be rude but have you been to Japan? This had better be a joke.
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@cowabungatime @Noahpinion That’s not walkable
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@A82517086 @the_transit_guy Nope, we hold this country together with hope and duct tape.
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@cameroncowan
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@AutisticCallum_ This thread is gold, I now know why I never was successful at any jobs. I’m a hardworking, industrious, go-getter, who saves the day, gets things done faster, and doesn’t hang out too often after work (although I did that differently in my last job).
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@jmhorp That nice long reduction in cost after WWI has mostly to do with fertilizers and increased yields.
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@the_transit_guy That’s the least troubling thing you’ll see on the subway.
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@kittypurrzog I have to say, I didn’t meet my father until I was 23 and meeting him and his family gave me a sense of roots I didn’t know I was missing….its a difficult thing.
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@RLewisTherapy @AutisticCallum_ I see it a different way. Because my brain works differently from other people their version of what they mean and what I get will often differ. I usually need extra instructions in order to make sure we are on the same page. I’ve found this across cultures.
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@Renew2O22 @beingbeck It really is. I used to teach a class on those and yeah, it’s basically money laundering and a big way to avoid taxes. We have so much help for land owners but much less for renters.
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@HashimTheDem @KyleClark When are community leaders from the white community going to address this? What are they doing to reduce crime and educate their youth? As a brown, urban citizen I’m concerned!
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@ChaseMit Adhd is so nice, I can drink anything caffeinated and still sleep. Lovely
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@TaupeAvenger @AsherBeehouse Have you heard of fire?
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@Bobjob96 @swolecialism Because porn is bad…./s
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@RioStover @BriannaWu That position has decent support up through mid 40s..not quite the dunk you think it is.
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@Jacobth23 @Jimmy_Stick @chrislhayes @AOC New reactors produce much less waste and can use the old waste.
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@crissles Yup, the reason modern cars don’t unlock all doors on the first click of the lock is because of safety. Women live in fear of so much violence we literally changed how we design car locks. It’s depressing.
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@but_rly_tho @RadioFreeTom @JStein_WaPo @RashidaTlaib Oh of course, I was just describing the coin as it was presented 10 years ago.
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@roryreckons Nope! Family thinks it’s all medical fakery.
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@anirban1103 @mattyglesias They are also the folks who have/want to have children and are looking for housing cost relief!
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It really is. I’ve setup my own computer, built my own furniture or been told to work in the break room.
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@the_transit_guy And now we can talk about disability access…
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@robIWW @hasanthehun I’m very down for a Paris commune situation.
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@TaupeAvenger @AsherBeehouse Fire fighter access can go up to 4 floors.
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Tweet media one
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@KellyannNavarre Same thing happened to me with deadlines in my MFA. I gave up on trying to use my accommodations and have just powered through which has led to burnout.
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@dogfightin @_YoshIsLanguid That’s closer to it for sure
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@guardian Her Majesty can start with Archie by giving him a title and his shine. She can speak out for the Sussexes.
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@PhysicalRevelry @jfitzgeraldMD It’s pretty much a losing game for men.
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@NBCNews They really are saying the loud parts out loud now, aren’t they?
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@Sudi_Green I have a fan of my work who actively does this. Guys message her and she radicalizes them. She posts pro-local farming anti capitalist content in between bikini photos. It’s working....
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@LevyOnTV This is how the book business has been for 20 yrs now. There is no sense of talent or development. It’s purely a words on the page game and what marketing can do with it. Everything else is secondary.
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@0xAlaric My grandma was 17, my grandpa was 29. Twitter would explode.
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@JohnFetterman **regular guy gets elected to senate** **surprised pikachu when he dresses like a normal dude**
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@andmichaelgreen It’s not a matter of courage. This is the end result of 40 years of work by roger stone and countless others to dismantle liberal institutions and promote their own regressive values. Most of us weren’t born when this story started. We are just catching up. We are out now.
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@td_dion We can do that in Seattle but do you like walking up and down 30 degree hills?
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@SamKap RIP marketing metrics. Some poor marketing folks are going to start crying now.
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@opinonhaver The upper executives if large non profits are recruited by agencies. Same thing with top end academia. But they have to apply with all the stuff.
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@ElieNYC Woke up the lady of the house with the laughter I let out on this.
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@AndretheDad @michaelharriot He can stay being brilliant, sure. But his receipts don’t matter in elections.
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