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BREAKING -
@EZTexting
has discontinued their relationship with Texas Right to Life! Thank you for helping to protect safe access to healthcare!
#OperationJane
#ExpectUsTexas
#SB8
#TexasAbortionBan
@_asajj_
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. As of today, this organization is no longer an EZ Texting customer.
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@EZTexting
I noticed you're referenced on the Texas Right to Life Facebook page - . Why are you supporting an organization that seeks to deny access to safe healthcare to Texans?
#OperationJane
#TexasWarOnWomen
#BansOffOurBodies
#SB8
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@leahmcelrath
on point:
More & more details emerge on the Harlan Crow mansion Nazi memorabilia. Someone I follow on Twitter who worked there a decade ago further contextualizes the creepiness.
In one of the great (huge) rooms of the Crow mansion is a giant fireplace, bounded on both sides...
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someone said “girl lost in airbnb” would help my algorithm so…
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all those reactions we typically associate with female victims? turns out, the guys feel it, too.
regardless of gender, relationship status, etc - sending unsolicited nudes is sexual harassment.
it’s a power play.
it’s not ok.
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my kid sent me this. it’s captioned, “stripper bread.”
imma terrible parent.
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What’s you favorite picture of yourself?
What's your favorite picture of yourself?
20 years ago...
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i have just made a personal decision that i am done with some shit and i am going to destroy things.
come along. it’ll be fun.
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mad props to rich’s famous burgers in missouri for having a soul
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menu:
smoked bird, carrots wrapped in bacon/maple drizzle, gravy, sweet potato soufflé, mashed potatoes, cranberries w blueberries/pecans/oj/zest, 2 different pies (chai flavored & traditional) & if i get REALLY excited a griddle grits cake w the smoke drippings...
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watching a person you loved go sideways is heartbreaking
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ahem… the name is milksHake.
Milk snakes are one of the few pet snakes that get a positive reaction from almost everyone, even from people who say they "don't like" snakes. Plus, no matter which milk snake morphs you breed together, you'll always get gorgeous babies.
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ok, i admit i laughed at first, but, in seriousness, i’ve had male friends confide they received unsolicited adult content from this person and these guys clearly expressed that they felt confused, victimized, harassed, disrespected, humiliated …
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humans. stop being dicks to one another. especially the coparents of your progeny. that shit don’t work and sure af don’t turn out the way you’d hope.
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i was not graceful nor calm nor collected this week, but i was helpful and i did my best and i am proud.
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my small person shall be promoted to middle school tomorrow.
we marked the eve with new shoes, pork chops, corn bread and dozens of soft curlers.
(in new shoes) “i’m almost as tall as you!”
the fuck you say.
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i just microwaved a pot pie and it didn’t explode and shoot its guts all over the innards of my microwave and, guys, i think my life may be turning around fr
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my small person passed their written exam and physical qualifier and is now officially a flat track derby junior roller (when they get their cast off…).
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this is fucking amazing.
Apparently this pic of Trump and Jesus has been floating around facebook with Trump supporters, which would normally be cringeworthy but fine... except for the fact that that’s not Jesus.
It’s Manson.
It’s Charles Manson.
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@Fiserv
- Your subsidiary,
#Payeezy
, is the payment processing gateway for donations to
#Texas
Right To Life. Why are you supporting an organization that seeks to deny access to safe healthcare to Texans?
#OperationJane
#TexasWarOnWomen
#BansOffOurBodies
#SB8
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libby shaw and ellen connor of r&r enlighten us on the finer points of social engineering and character assassination
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this is the day that the lord hath made! rejoice! rejoice! and be exceeding glad!
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if you can’t trust me with a choice, how can you trust me with a child?
#OperationJane
#ExpectUsTexas
#sb8
#TexasWarOnWomen
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my kid caught a lizard and named it “jerry for president”
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sometimes it be like this here and i’m like bra stop flirting
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y’all: i have this thing i need to do - SO beyond overdue - and my new year’s resolution is to git ‘er done. imma be waaaaaaay absent until i get said thing accomplished.
in the absence, please own this year.
- asajj
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someone let mama borrow their she-ra tshirt today :). honorary nb for a day !!!
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because i know y’all were worried: i did NOT get arrested today (yet).
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this
#sc
old boy network bullshit that has varied rules and tacit acceptance - despite the fact this particular old boy has been found guilty murdering his wife and son - is vile.
Did any SC media outlets write a story about this odd exchange between a lawmaker who selects our judges and a convicted murderer?
I saw one story from the UK and I'm curious...
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if he don’t love you anymore, then walk your fine ass out the door
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this is an incredibly important nuance when considering the impact of
#SB8
#OperationJane
#ExpectUsTexas
#TexasAbortionBan
“To call it a six-week ban — it’s really a two-week window at best.”
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let’s build something beautiful.
let’s be stronger together.
let’s overcome differences to achieve mutual goals.
let us not be stopped.
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wait. this happened here???? in
#SC
????
be still, my heart … there’s hope for us yet
Gene Ho, former Trump campaign photographer and frequent promoter of QAnon, has lost his bid for mayor of Myrtle Beach, SC, according to local news members. (AP is not calling municipal races.)
Ho was endorsed by Gen. Michael Flynn as well as "Diamond and Silk."
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hey, lurker !
multiple DUIs, felony drug charges and diagnosed psychiatric issues don't give you the moral high ground.
- cheers
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mourning a relationship with someone i thought i knew presents an opportunity to acknowledge that, at least, i do know myself
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so… i moved into my last place a couple of months after
@Evil_Grayson
and i started dating.
i had health issues crop up and then COVID and gray was kind enough to come down and help me move, only a few months into our relationship.
what a guy, right?
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hi. i’m a human.
you’re probs a human, too.
like you, i’m fallible and have baggage, regrets, hopes, and fears.
acknowledging and respecting the humanity of those around us is how we win.
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i just can’t stop liking this. (since they keep unliking it for me…)
In today's
#vatniksoup
, I'll introduce a South African-American(!) businessman and social media figure, Elon Musk (
@elonmusk
). He's best-known for being the wealthiest man in the world, running Tesla Inc., SpaceX & Twitter, and for parroting Kremlin's propaganda narratives.
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advertise your account with one image
(sith sith bish)
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so we went to the river and saw spider lilies and sneks and it rained and it was awesome
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the world has redeemed itself a bit: my burger came w buttermilk fried bacon.
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my little did not make the cheer squad. big sads abound.
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from i-don’t-eat-goat-cheese to yes-please in five days…
goat cheese, salami, prosciutto, ham and provolone melt on ciabatta
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i want to acquire a world where we just be cool to one another.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
let’s do it.
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twitter be like this
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i was today years old when i found out that caffeinated butt masks are a thing
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this is the entirety of canadian crime in my head
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this is horrifying and heartbreaking.
i’ll be moving my auto loan from
@WellsFargo
first thing tuesday.
i encourage everyone to consider alternatives.
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What’s your username based on?
me: asajj ventress, the star wars villain with a redemption arc like whoa
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