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I'm here to #SnakeTheWorldSmarter 🤪🚫🧠🤬☕🐍🌐🤯🤓 #Science #Comedy #Coffee #Cake #Cannabis #SciFi #Nerd #MatchTheSnake Pics not mine. Snake haters BLOCKED!
Las Vegas, Nevada
Joined September 2019
I'm feeling a bit better but still in pain and still struggling to work because I can't lift heavy or use my right side too much, which means I can't do hair. Anyone who would like to donate to help me recover, my cashapp is $NatSnakes Anything helps, even a few bucks!🐍🫶🐀🍽️
@kingmakeress @lovesmagic4ever Better? Well...I'm on the mend...But, a collapsed lung takes about 4 to 6 weeks to heal completely. So, I still sort of feel like Sabine Wren when Shin Hati ran her through with a lightsaber...The scars look like hers too, front to back. 🤪🤺😂
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Nutella! 😍🍫🥜
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Fact: This is the most "metal AF" cover of a Metallica song that I've ever heard...Like, literally! 😈🤘🤪🎵🎶🎼🤣 #Metallica #MetalAF #HeavyMetal Metallica - Nothing Else Matters💗🎺on the Glockenspiel (BELLs) 🎧 via @YouTube
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That's a bit too much chili but YES, I do like a good chili cheese dog now and then. 😍🌭
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@TFF1618 I agree! Snake you for sharing your opinion about the current state of thingsssss! My complements on the high quality and detailed rant. I LOVE a good roast! 🐍🔥
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@RocketJohann 🤪🐍😂 I said "leaders" which, YES, this applies to anyone who is a jackass, no matter what political party they support. If you need me to be more clear on where I stand, check out my hats and scientific looking charts:
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Fact: My therapist's advice is coarse, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere. It also has a tendency to burn up and turn to the dark side. 🤪😈🔥😂 These games NEVER work out well for me...ever...
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Fact: This is the besssssst snake advice ever and I agree! Even if you know a snake is non-venomous, it's best to leave them alone unless there is some emergency or rescue/relocate situation. Non-venomous and mildly venomous snakes can still have a very nasty bite!
@random_snakes I would give a venomous snake a wide berth and admire it from afar...lol.
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Fact: Since our jackass leaders cannot decide if that Gulf place is the Gulf of Mexico or the Gulf of America, I'm renaming it, Gulf of WhateverTF it's Called Now. The real truth is, wildlife doesn't give AF what humans call it. Maybe we shouldn't either!
@obbibb That's awesome! 🐍🥰 You must be in one of the warmer states close to the border or Gulf of WhateverTF it's called now. 😂🇺🇸🇲🇽🤷♀️
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@obbibb That's awesome! 🐍🥰 You must be in one of the warmer states close to the border or Gulf of WhateverTF it's called now. 😂🇺🇸🇲🇽🤷♀️
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@RiseoftheDalek Yesssss! The USA has some beautiful snake species! This is why conserving their habitat is so vital!
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@legend034 Yes, they name the species and everything. There are a few other animals that are outlawed here.
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@legend034 Yeah, I've seen videos of krait handlers free-handling them during the day. Of course, Indian snake handlers and snake catchers are on a WHOLE other level compared to snake handlers in most countries.
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@legend034 Yeah, they're highly venomous and become more active at night, or so I've heard. They're also a very agile snake and are known to get into homes, etc.
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Seriously, if we look at India's diverse ecosystem, their fascinating ancient monuments, their history, the food, their movies and most of all, their MANY amazing memes, it's clear that #India doesn't need America to make it great again. It was great long before America existed!
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