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@sleeping_kali

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still waiting for the US government to do something about all the ruzzian double agents it's got.

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Kali 🌻🍉
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For those of you who are disgusted enough with Elmo to leave twitter I'm going to remind you The fight is here. We are here to FIGHT vatniks like Elmo. It is what we do. I'm not leaving, and I don't think you should either. There's too much reach here to NOT fight it.
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CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IN THE CHAT?!?!?!?!
@kvistp
Kvist.P 🇩🇰🇺🇦
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The USA has authorized Denmark, Norway, and the Netherlands to transfer 65 F-16 Fighting Falcon fighter jets to Ukraine. About damn time....
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Fella ... He was a fella He was one of us. I'm crying 🕯️
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Alex Bond
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Oleksii Vityuk. Hero, friend and our teammate. He was with the team since very beginning. Helping with repairs and driving vehicles to the East, crafting heaters and other equipment for trenchers... He always wanted to do more for Ukraine... to give more. Summer'23. Oleksii
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Because it's in my head
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10 months
It's my fellaversary.
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I can't. Maga convinced NAFO is the CIA. Lol.
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Lol Look what I just got! Oh the bonking with this!
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U K R A I N E W I L L W I N
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Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON I WON
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I can't believe what I just learned
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Kali 🌻🍉
5 months
Can someone please update this to say Sweden joined NATO in 2024? Thanks
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
I honestly think that this will be the song that defines the war.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
You can turn off comments, but you can't turn off quote tweets. Eat it you war crimes denying psychotic parody of a human being.
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@RussianEmbassyC
Russia in Canada
1 year
#Bucha atrocities were perpetrated under the false flag by the criminal regime in Kiev. @JustinTrudeau cabinet is well aware of that but continues feeding fakes to public. ☝BTW we suggest the Government of 🇨🇦Canada stop speaking on behalf of the international community which
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Kali 🌻🍉
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I'm going to say it & I DON'T CARE who gets mad about it World Central Kitchen FEEDS UKRAINIAN TROOPS and I WILL NOT keep my mouth shut about what netanyahu did I think netanyahu did it deliberately to stop the aid to Gaza because Israeli policy on Gaza has been that EVERYONE
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
This is the content I 1) come to twitter for 2) joined NAFO for
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Kali 🌻🍉
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I know no one wants to hear about my personal life, but I'm having a really bad one For a while now As in over a couple of years And I keep trying to keep on going, telling myself it's going to get better, but it keeps getting worse. I am so tired of this crap 😒
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Kali 🌻🍉
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#NAFOworks I got one I got one
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@JuliaDavisNews
Julia Davis
2 years
Feast your eyes on Vladimir Solovyov, the man of constant sorrow: he cries, he sighs, he lies. He encourages Russians to die for the Motherland and praises himself for his "choice" to give up his Italian villa (it was seized and he was sanctioned, so the choice was made for him).
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Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
Well, well, well... Lookie lookie lookie!
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Kali 🌻🍉
10 months
@fellaraktar F Louise Mensch
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Kali 🌻🍉
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"This is war, and you're a part of it, like it or not"
@Cerib6
Калікун Stuck at 5k 🇺🇦🇺🇸 🧀 🎗️ 🐕🌻
7 months
So many in the west & elsewhere fail to realize that point: "This is war, and you're a part of it, like it or not." Silence or "not my war" helps & supports the enemy & will lead to even more war. We're all part of the war, like it or not. Do what you can. Humanity needs us.
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Kali 🌻🍉
10 months
So I'm busy screaming into the void of my room about stuff NO ONE should know because PTSD and my notifs blew up. What else is new. Hey @NATO can you arrange for me to get summoned by either Norway or Belgium, because I finally broke Like massive broke. Thanks
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Kali 🌻🍉
9 months
Ouch
@RickLenzie
Rick Lenzie
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This guy sat in the Speaker Chair longer than Jim Jordan did.
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Kali 🌻🍉
11 months
Uh... No. Russian tanks do NOT reject the people inside to safety. Nice try though
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Morning. Fake @SarahAshtonLV is gone
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Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
OMG. I'm totally famous now. Come at me @NATO !
@AldoFella
𝔸𝕝𝕕𝕠 𝔽𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒
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@sleeping_kali You must be doing something right if Gibberish is writing articles about you 😂😂😂 this ducking guy.
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Kali 🌻🍉
7 months
FINALLY! I've been trying for this one for a while!
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Without downloading any new pics, post your war face
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4 months
I must be shadowbanned or something
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1 year
I Want To Bomb Russia.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Everyone give a warm fella welcome to @niceguy_eddie who just got his fella from the forge!
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NiceGuy Eddie #Fella
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Kali 🌻🍉
10 months
HIT THIS POLL!
@GrantCardone
Grant Cardone
10 months
How much MORE money do you want America to send to Ukraine ?
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Kali 🌻🍉
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TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN TRUMP GOING DOWN
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Why does it look like someone broke her nose recently?
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Kali 🌻🍉
11 months
Woody Allen is trending So, once upon a time I refused to be introduced to him. It was a good time, he was quite upset, and the person who tried to introduce me to him said "no one refuses to meet Woody Allen" I guess I'm no one then
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Kali 🌻🍉
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Why are there so many nekkid fellas????? WHY????? IT HURTS MY VIRGIN EYES
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Nomen Dubium
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@bathdawgNAFO I-HAVE-BECOME-NEKKID!
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@EmbassyofRussia
Russian Embassy in South Africa 🇷🇺
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⚡️ The #US has announced a new $175 million military aid package for the Nazi #Kiev regime. ❗️❗️ And later, #Ukrainian neo-Nazis will shell civilians in Donbass and other Russian regions using the #Western weaponry.
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2 years
Happy birthday. Y'all know what this means, right?
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Buh bye for exposing private information. Must have been fun threatening to dox me for Gurbaksh Chahal by dropping everyone else's name.
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Kali 🌻🍉
9 months
Ahem
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
7 months
Only in NAFO would we fight over winning the stupidest award ever.
@Oxet64
➥𝐎𝐱𝐞𝐭𝟔𝟒 🇵🇱
7 months
This will be the stupidest award ever. 😹 We're starting a competition soon! 🏆 #nafo #fellas #goldengrubyawards
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
What was in that tank?
@visegrad24
Visegrád 24
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Ukrainian soldier fires his RPG at a Russian tank. It’s followed by one of the largest explosions we have seen so far in this war.
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
8 months
Y'all might want to check if you're following @dirlefella
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
What did I just read?
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Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
Who is more powerful?
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Kali 🌻🍉
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#NAFO soup brigade
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2 years
This is a test. Penis.
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Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
@DeathMetalV @NRA Either that or people with guns having no respect for anything. Hence, they SHOULDN'T have guns.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
All I see All I hear All I smell All I taste Vatnik tears.
@Faytuks
Faytuks News
1 year
Holy shit, I have never seen Prigozhin this angry. He is very angry for the lack of ammunition provided by Russia's MoD
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
Say you don't know what #NAFO does without saying you don't know what #NAFO does.
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Kali 🌻🍉
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
2 years
Hey @NATO I'm a famous internet troll now. I never thought I'd be a famous internet troll
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
7 months
Maybe it's looking at russian losses last year Maybe it's knowing that it's going on three years of a three day special operation But this year? This year Ukraine will win. It's just a feeling
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
7 months
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE US? WE SUPPORT UKRAINE UNTIL THEY WIN!
@SamRamani2
Samuel Ramani
7 months
Germany says it will stand with Ukraine for as long as it takes while Biden says the U.S. will support Ukraine for as long as we can. A stunning reversal.
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Kali 🌻🍉
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I added a community note to the code pink tweet in here. Please rate my community note. Thank you
@WBearpIII
Wyatt Bearp III
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Required reading for the “peace in Ukraine “ crowd!
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
@Hexpatriot Because laughing at dog farts is what adults do. Jeesh
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Kali 🌻🍉
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I'm in trouble. I'm at a restaurant that DOES NOT have prices on their menu. My bank balance is terrified 😞
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
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@JackFought_1 Have fun dealing with the mossad Jackson Hinkle Have fun
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Kali 🌻🍉
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@Gerashchenko_en Take note Shoigu is NOT in military uniform.
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@OzKaterji
Oz Katerji
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Wagner PMC chief Yevgeny Prigozhin has just released a new video, stood over the corpses of dozens of slain Wagner recruits lying in rows in an open field, screaming at the Russian authorities for not sending enough ammunition.
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Uhhhhh @jacksonhinklle hasn't tweeted for a while day Did anyone get a notice of his account being locked? Did the feds catch up to him for being a paid Russian propagandist? Enquiring minds want to know
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
I've been fellorked!
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
5 months
All right everyone We've now been informed that it's #OpSec time once again
@SapperJaeger
Jäger SapperFella 🇺🇦 🇩🇪 🏳️‍🌈
5 months
Hey #NAFO ... it's that special time again ... OPSEC please
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Kali 🌻🍉
8 months
Remember when we would like all the bonks on a Russian propagandists tweet?
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Kali 🌻🍉
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I'm confused I've read Peter theil, a gay man married to another man, is a major donor to trump/Vance, who are anti gay marriage. WHY ARE PEOPLE ENGAGED IN SELF LOATHING?
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
I didn't know @gerogian_legion was celebrating the space aliens with us...
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
7 months
Article 5 is trending And it's NOT #NAFOarticle5
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
8 months
RIP Regina RIP Ukrainecat99 You're our angels of bonk now.
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Can you imagine invading a country, your friends dying in front of you, being subjected to war crimes by your CO, living long enough to loot a toilet, carrying said toilet all the way home, then NOT being able to get the toilet to work because YOU DON'T HAVE PLUMBING?
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
7 months
@mfa_russia Remember what you did in Mariupol?
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
@FahCubeItches That is the worst haircut I've ever seen.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Yeah... I DIDN'T want to see that, but I can't unsee it now
@fella6_9
Fella Hendrix
1 year
Well NAFO bullied Ayden into posting his dick on twitter. Enough internet for today
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
So... While doing the whole scroll through #GuntherEaglemanPoopedHimself account I run into this... @saintjavelin what say you on copyright infringement?
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@jacksonhinklle If you can't bring yourself to say "her" at least have enough respect for another human to say "their".
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys... Guys? Guys!!!!! We ratioed the @CIA Which doesn't exist, but we still ratioed it.
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Kali 🌻🍉
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Considering how wishy washy the US is being right now I wonder how we won the Cold war. Seriously, I truly wonder
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1 year
It's teh CIA
@gkneev
cspan is my jam💟
1 year
"Behind every #Fella is a real person who believes in #Ukraine ’s victory." #nafo #NAFOExpansionIsNonNegotiable
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
9 months
Anyone know where to send money to get Ukraine ammo? @U24_gov_ua ?
@WarMonitor3
WarMonitor🇺🇦🇬🇧
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Ukrainian forces need more ammunition.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Can someone who's digging through my account 4 @GuntherEagleman , looking 4 reportable stuff, please pass a message to him 4 me? If you tell people to "bring it on" then block them when they give you what you specifically stated you wanted, you have lost. You are the snowflake.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
She went protected.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Happy Moskva day #NAFO #Fellas
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
It wasn't a NASA satellite, it was aliens. #LittleGreenNAFO
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
This is the way. Hi. Lol.
@Theo3616
German_Conservative_Fella
1 year
Pls read
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Well, there goes that parody account
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
I think I'm MORE disgusted by the US judicial system than I was before. No travel restrictions, no firearms restrictions, did NOT have to post bail? He's being treated with kid gloves and I'm disgusted.
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Kyiv, not Kiev
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Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Fellas fighting. I'm putting the phone down today because Fellas fighting.
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
1 year
Never interrupt your enemy when his is making a mistake Also We are so very lucky they are so f'n stupid.
@Maks_NAFO_FELLA
MAKS 24 🇺🇦👀
1 year
BREAKING ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ Prigozhin said that the Russian Armed Forces launched a missile attack on the Wagner PMC camps. "A huge number of our comrades died, we will decide how to respond to this atrocity" - Prigozhin
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@sleeping_kali
Kali 🌻🍉
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For all of you making fun of Putin pooping himself Yes, ridiculing Putin is fun. But... I've worked in nursing homes. I GUARANTEE YOU that if you get old enough you WILL be back to wearing diapers. Please respect the elderly while you're ridiculing Putin I know, unpopular opinion
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