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Making things tits up!Bantering is the hill I will die on. I talk a lot. I weird also. I will cut a bitch for tacos. URANUS!
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A handjob cost $78 at Newark airport!
Thanks Biden!!
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@blaireerskine
We love Jesus, we love our guns, and we want to protect all lives, from babies till we kill them with our guns for Jesus.
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@MaryLTrump
I could never be up for senate confirmation. My mouth would start working without the filter between it and my brain..
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@FGOABORG
@bestofnextdoor
On my catalogue case (for gaming) I set the lock to 664 and 668… the neighbors of the beast…
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@blaireerskine
I have been slain, slain I said. I love how he refers to his group as special forces. They take the short apc to fight.
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@blaireerskine
When Texas does something stupid, Florida is “hold my beer”, now Georgia is “hold my crackpipe “
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I have a serious case of the giggles.
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Finally….
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@MuellerSheWrote
You know, I think I had that same expression on my face when I was holding my dead infant son. My heart is godsdamned breaking..
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I think I need to say this. Even though this is a text based format, I’ve met some real amazing people on here. Thank you all for making my life better, even though I’ve never met, or talked to you on the phone.
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Well folks! Thanks for all the lovely birthday wishes!
Tomorrow will be a much better day!
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Just saying I’m still here. I’m, not dead. Holidays are hard.
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If you have to say it, you aren’t alpha…
The female mind, the beta mind, and the liberal mind are all the same.
None of them can comprehend the levels of alpha male in this one photo.
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Splash of Mouse!
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This oddly fits…
You just died. The most recent photo in your camera roll is what killed you.
Yup, probably trips me at the top of the stairs.
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Why should it be harder to taco, than to gun.
*sighs*
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@OhDangitEvie
@iamgabesanchez
@DineshDSouza
Doesn’t Dinesh’s education make him one of the socialist elites in America?
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Who isn’t…
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@NRA
Dearest Gun Lobby,
Yet another mass shooting. At this time, 22 dead, 50-60 wounded, according to reports. I’m sure the numbers will go higher. Each of those numbers represents people. They have friends, family, loved ones. Your soulless quest for mass amounts…
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I know this sounds trite.
But be kind to people. It makes one a better person. And it can mean the world to others.
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*sets out lawn chair*
A meteor is heading directly for Earth. Is that bad news for people?
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So, I fucking hate parvo.
Duke, you were a great puppy, and a good dog. You were beautiful, smart, and a lovely temperament. I’m sorry this happened to you buddy.
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So does this mean tomorrow will be a quiet peaceful place on twit?
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This is meEeeEeEEe!!
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Bahahahhahahahahahaha
They sayin “Trump or Death” now?! My (very brief) thoughts:
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@ChipHarbour
@DPRK_News
I’d you have to ask, you don’t belong in the beautiful workers’ paradise…
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Because cat.
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I wonder if the court can impose ♾️ damages?
I'd like to remind the 5525 chucklefucks that the fucker was already found guilty, this is about how much he's gonna have to pay in damages.
Guess who decides that 🤔
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You know, several years ago, Texas DEA changed the regs on how pain management doctors could prescribe opiates. Unless you were dying of cancer, a patient could not receive more than 100 morphine equivalent units of pain killers. 1/…
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So, met my first twit person tonight! Had a grand time meetin’
@Twinflame31816
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Lordy. Texas done pissed me off. Two hours worth of driving, each way and we’re both part of DFW… 😂
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Is there ever a wrong predator movie?
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So, got the biopsy report back. Renal cell carcinoma!!
Yaaaayyy!!!!
Thankfully they already zapped it. Just gotta play the imaging game now..
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So, took a CBD gummie today… seems to help with the raging anxiety… I hope so..
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… pure evil in action, but it looks like you, and the other gun lobbies. This is fucking sick and twisted. This is from someone who grew up with firearms and shooting. I know I’m just a nobody, but the country is full of us nobodies.
With no respect, and may karma get you,
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💔💔💔💔💔
Our co-founder, former U.S. First Lady Rosalynn Carter, passed away this afternoon in Plains, Georgia.
For more information:
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I CANNOT STOP WATCHING THIS!’nn
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All the fucking time.
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… be dead from suicide by this point. Since when does a government flunky/lawmaker get the right to interfere in my medical treatment, or ANYONES. My fucking body, my fucking choice applies to everyone.
/end
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Dooood…
My body count must be insane by now…
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Dearest Merriam-Webster,
I am still heartbroken that boop does not have an entry in your fine book. Can we please change this?
Mouse
@MerriamWebster
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Firefly
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I might be in love now…
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The stupid hurts. Make it stop.
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Bed is comfy. I’m beat. Tomorrow will be a better day…
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This is unfortunately utterly true. :(
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I feel attacked!!!
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I hate these asshole so much.
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For Republicans like TX AG Ken Paxton who claim to be pro-life & pro-family
Why are you threatening a pregnant woman who wants NOTHING more than to be a mother?
NOTHING more than to have a baby?
Plz watch & share my
@CNN
interview with
@MaxFosterCNN
on GOP's war against women
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Bahahahahah
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Yay! Saw the hematologist,
Don’t need an iron top off!
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