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You can run politics on propaganda. But you can never run the economy on propaganda.
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@itssenyo
@MadridXtra
@BILD
He knows this fact. It's called simulation. Even pilots get into a simulator knowing it's not a real plane. They are just exposed to different difficult scenarios to be prepared for practical scenarios.
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@LifeOfNapaul
Pep is that coach whose name and presence inspires fear even in coaches who have the "big-name" players in their lineups. Ancelotti knows this. That's why Pep is the GOAT.
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@MutahiNgunyi
I have always said this. Uhuru still radiates that presidential aura whenever he appears in public or when outside the country meeting other leaders. Since Ruto has this desperate need to be loved and cheered, he finds Uhuru's aura very agitating to him.
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@susankihika
@felixronohh
@WilliamsRuto
These are Uhuru's projects - which were built without robbing Kenyans their income in the name of housing levy. Your tweet intends to mislead that the houses have been constructed by Kenya Kwisha. Since you're supporting conmanship, it shows you're also a conman by extension.
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@ngwata_
Reddington: I find green tea very soothing in the morning. Elizabeth, you should try some. Marvelous.
Agent Keen: Maybe some other time. Are you traveling?
Reddington: No. We are. We're going to Nairobi. We're going to find the Kidnapper, he's the next name on the blacklist.
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@SamWallaceTel
Clubs are always poaching Pep's assistants and students. By the time Pep leaves England, the Premier League will be replete with his proteges. That's called football heritage. A solid legacy that no other coach boasts of.
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@ahmednasirlaw
@elonmusk
Your woke opinion on this is nonsensical. You run a law firm and you don't give pro bono services.
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@nyar_asego
😂😂"Nikaona nisiwaangushe ndugu zangu wale. Maana nikimrudisha tena ataharibu picha yetu sisi na taaluma yetu itaonekana hatupo serious na kazi".
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@Emini_Sir_Kay
@ESPNUK
🤣Lucky?🤣I hope this is sarcasm. They came from behind & displaced an Arsenal team that occupied top of EPL table for 93% of the season, something no team has ever done. Won FA cup by conceding 1 goal throughout, & won UCL by going invincible from group stage to final. Lucky?🤣
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@shortblackboi
@ESPNUK
No coach can win a ucl with what Pep inherited. If you use just a bit of your brain, I'm sure you can see deadwoods in that squad who were aged 32-34 years when Pep joined. He has cleared all of Mancini & Pellegrini players & he's rebuilding his own team which will win the UCL.
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@OhSoSpurs
@footballdaily
@henry_hill94
Myth. City has one of the smallest squads in the PL. Last season it was 21 players. Easy to just check on the internet & find out. Or you can count the players who featured for the first team in all competitions & you'll get the number. Rotation is a coach's wisdom not money.
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@citizentvkenya
@WilliamsRuto
Stop sideshows. You celebrated supreme court ruling of the presidential petition. You must therefore follow all court rulings. It can't be right only when the court favours you. We are tired with your nonsense!
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@abp_arsenal
@Gbemiga__A
@obisingledigit
Stupid takes that make people question your IQ. Like which coach has downgraded to Sheff Utd & Palace and won a trophy with them? He doesn't need your validation to be a great. He was before he even came to England.
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@__v1shnu__
@Emerald_mf
Nonsensical take. So Pep has built this City team except KDB whom he found there, then you spew some nonsense like "if he gave this City to blabla". Why can't other coaches build their teams to Pep's City standards? I can name City players that nearly every PL club could afford.
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@juicykairetu
Why do you people make dating seem like something that should be considered some sort of ferocious high stakes intelligence operation and not something people should enjoy? I know people who smashed on the first night & they've been together for years since.
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@UTDJ_
@DameezyYouCrazy
Di Matteo spent ZERO and won UCL and FA cup in his his first attempt in less than 6 months. So using your logic, Klopp who spent 470m to win UCL and PL after 5 years is nowhere near Di Matteo. You see how idiotic your logic is
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@ba111n1sahab1t
@Hammadv5
@salahudeen2003_
This is the same argument Liverpool fans were advancing, saying that VVD wasn't world class at the time Klopp bought him, yet 75m was spent on him. Cognitive dissonance much.
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@DougieCritchley
This is the best five-paragraph analysis I have ever read about Pep's lofty legacy.
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@RoonieTweet
@brfootball
It's that hard. That's why United aren't winning it. Only fools have that reasoning.
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@iam__wambui
@LightYearOG
Umekasirika akikuambia ukweli kitu yenye wewe mwenyewe ume confess?
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@MiguelDelaney
You left out this: Liverpool pretending they have no money. They furlough, make a U-turn after criticism then when the season resumes they spend 80m within 3 days. Fixed it for you.
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@gabrieloguda
Mama mboga was trying to get nearer the chief hustler who says he values mama mboga, but the script had been re-written🤣🤣🤣
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@OliverMathenge
Red herring. Hakuna kitu hapa. Ni sideshows tu na kufanya wajinga wakuwe excited. If he was serious he would have started with Cabinet secretaries who are known to him.
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@RMConservative
But CDC is a crutch seller who says "You have to amputate". If no one understands this by now then they are lost.
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@tether_bet
@MadridXtra
@BILD
He knows this fact. It's called simulation. Even pilots get into a simulator knowing it's not a real plane. They are just exposed to different scenarios to be prepared for practical scenarios.
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@FootyTalks69
@ESPNFC
This hypocrisy is laughable. You have a 75m CB which is just 25m shy of Grealish's price. You have a 65m keeper more expensive than any bar Kepa. Then you have Naby Keita for circa 60m and has been warming the bench for the better part of Klopp's reign. Think before you tweet.
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@LovingLegend08
@ESPNFC
Money doesn't win anyone trophies. Di Matteo won the UCL in his first attempt spending nothing. Klopp took 16 years to win his 1st UCL after spending 450m & breaking the world transfer record for a keeper & defender. So using your logic of spending, Di Matteo is better than Klopp
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@UtdDaniell
@TeleFootball
@TelegraphSport
@Carra23
The irony! So Pep was gifted a player (De Bruyne) that Mou found unsuitable in Chelsea. This is the bit that puts Mou and his fan boys to shame!
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@Rickyslim4
@CFCMod_
Factor in inflation and you realize that Sir Alex spent close to 2 billion. The price of beer in his days isn't the same as now. Same applies to price of players. Common sense.
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@chebet_birir
Glad people are having this conversation. Governments around the world colluded with WHO, WEF, Media & Big Pharma to scam citizens. Risk communication entails building trust & credibility while disseminating info. They failed in that. Don't follow everything the government says.
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@Extra_Chasm
@RafaelH117
Nothing to do with that. You can't say the same about their Champions League chance creation and scores. Even in PL, their forwards just miss lots of chances. I still believe they'll finish the season with the most goals as all Pep teams do in 9/10 seasons that he has coached.
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@BernardoCSilva
Imagine Liverpool fans being obsessed with City & still claim City aren't their rivals. For Bernardo to notice their desperation means something is really wrong with the Liverpool fan base. Totally desperate for attention & specifically for City's attention. You love to see it
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@AlexF1BCL
@ManCity
You were not the Target Audience; however, you can't resist commenting on it. Funny, isn't it?
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@433
You're saying "in just 7 seasons" he's won 6 trophies? That's underwhelming. Great coaches win a sextuple in one season like the way Pep did and Hansi Flick emulated him after 12 fucking years. Klopp has 11 trophies in 23 years of coaching, which means he's way behind Unai Emery.
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@Lethal_Boyce6
@RafaelH117
@lfcbloom
So this vindicates Pep. Money doesn't make anyone tactically brilliant. Pep is just tactically brilliant. You can see it in the way his teams play from 13 years ago.
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@lfcJ7_
@Hmz290
If Klopp's football was better, he wouldn't have gone trophyless 5 seasons out of 9 at LFC (60% trophyless). There's a reason why if Pep is out of contract the next minute, directors of top & ambitious clubs would be camping at his door and his phone would be ringing off the hook
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@RoonieTweet
@brfootball
No you've talked about spending a billion then I responded with regards to that spending then you bring the past. Why can't United win it now despite spending a billion since Fergie left?? Nonsensical distraction from a City team that's well coached.
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@gidado_mj
@MadridXtra
@BILD
When Marseille won UCL final against the great AC Milan, even AC Milan had great players and individual talent than Marseille.
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@lukelombardi8
@bernardooooV3
What a dumb tweet coming from someone who calls themselves a football fan! Do you know how many players have scored 2 goals in a UCL semi final? So many going back to the 80s. Some of whom you probably don't know. So any player who scores 2 goals in a UCL semi is a legend? OMFG!
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@DaveOCKOP
Hahaha! When Klopp watches Man City's Ortega highlights tonight against Chelsea, he will be like:
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@btsportfootball
Clubs are always poaching Pep's assistants and students. By the time Pep leaves England, the Premier League will be replete with his proteges. That's called football heritage. A solid legacy that no other coach boasts of.
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@UTDJ_
@DameezyYouCrazy
Klopp has spent about 700m (a figure close to Pep's) since he started coaching and has 9 trophies only while Pep has 30 and will win more silverware this season. Oh, and Pep has 2 UCL and a treble. Your Klopp relegated Mainz left Dortmund at 7th and will go trophyless this season
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@SkinnyOzil
@kennygraeme63
@TheEvertonian78
The problem with your ilk is failing to read. They are 5 charges with 115 breaches. Not 115 charges. 1st charge has 54 breaches. If City is cleared of charges number 1, 2 & 5, then 103 breaches are wiped off. Just showing you how easy it is for City to be cleared of all charges.
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@makaumutua
These clowns don't want to bow to the US and their manipulative allies. Simple as that. I know it's painful for you to understand this.
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@Ohta_Ryota
For those who know Ruto, the double entendre in his statement is really interesting. Or maybe as a literature fan, I over analyze.
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@Holiboyy
@_jamesamoo
There's a difference between Ancelotti and Zidane. One day you'll learn that.
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@citizentvkenya
Nonsense! If you had any goodwill about managing this country's finances, you would've done away with 50 CAS positions. Your persistence with those useless positions show that your word on our resources can't be trusted. Leaders must show signs of goodwill for us to trust them.
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@DavidNdii
Watu si wajinga Bwanaa. Sio kila mtu ako na shamba ya kupanda mboga. Hajasema kama ali lease shamba ama ni yake, in which case what Hustler fund provides will not afford him a lease or purchase of a piece of land. So, keep your selective sycophancy to yourself. Tumia akili.
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@OhSoSpurs
@BeatThePressAWB
@footballdaily
@henry_hill94
Big lie. Cancelo threw a strop for being benched by academy player Rico Lewis & got shipped. Pep says regardless of wages, players always want to play. Maybe you can say Pep has the ingenuity to manage/convince the dressing room to the extent that benched players stay disciplined
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@Preashious
@TheYomiKazeem
Jose at a club that's at same level as Pep is an experiment that was done from 2010 when he went to Madrid & it was proven that Jose cannot win as many trophies as Pep. You guys thought Jose could win 13 trophies in 3 seasons like Pep. He won 3 trophies in 3 seasons & was fired.
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@andersoonx_
@ESPNFC
He won 2 with Barca. He has only coached for 13 yrs. Fergie won same number of UCLs as Pep with United even though he was there for 27 yrs. Klopp took 16 yrs to win his 1st UCL. Di Matteo won it in 4 months with zero experience. Does it mean Di Matteo is better than all of 'em?
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@evenmaina
All of a sudden, the government is obsessed in pettifogging projects such as DEWORMING. Since when? Parents! Do not comply!
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@CityzenAmerica
2017 is an even more recent example. Pep inverted Philip Lahm at Bayern in season 2013-14.
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@georgiendirangu
Great that you've used the word unpopular. Please keep checking your temperature every 10 minutes, keep testing yourself everyday, don't even social distance. Just stay at home and never leave. You're safer that way.
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@RoonieTweet
@brfootball
Your tweet insinuates money wins. So I would expect United to be winning regardless of the coach.
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@Mautiin01
@LifeOfNapaul
If winning is the most important then Pep still beats Carlo.
Carlo=5 CLs in 30 yrs: average=1 CL every 6 yrs.
Pep=3 CLs in 15 yrs: average=1 CL every 5 yrs.
Carlo=6 leagues in 30 yrs: average=1 league every 5 yrs.
Pep 12 leagues in 15 yrs: average=1 league every year.
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@brianbr97740273
@TheStarKenya
Kipkoskey, ukitaka nyumba rudi uishi kwenu penye ulizaliwa. Kila mtu ana kwao.
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@Kloppaholics
@sportbible
Let me fix your tweet for you. It clearly shows City had an underperforming coach. Pep is different gravy.
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@citizentvkenya
I hate this guy with a passion. He's went to school but his utterances are so much Oscar Sudi levels.
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@petermikkelsen
@OptaJoe
@ManCity
Tell that to your 308 followers. Coaches and players who are legends in football and pundits known in the football know that he's the best. He's got nothing to prove to people like you. The best teams in the world would snap him up if he was free today. So just get a life😂.
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@WehliyeMohamed
They thought it's the smartest thing to do according to the economic school of Daudi Ndii😂.
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@IscoGoat22
@A80683005
@FabrizioRomano
@City_Xtra
Pep never loses the dressing room. He takes out players whose energy & attitudes are likely to affect and ruin the dressing room. There's a reason why Pep has never been fired for all the 14 years of his coaching career & he's done that in clubs that are fond of firing managers.
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@Mautiin01
@LifeOfNapaul
You didn't understand the tweet. No one talked about qualification. He talked about Ancelotti struggling
vs Pep to the extent of playing 9-1-0 formation. Anyone can fluke their way to qualification by parking the bus. Even Di Matteo won CL that way. It's not part of this debate
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@888sport
@jas180
@hughwizzy
Only dumb people use Champions League as a yardstick for competence. Ferguson won only 2 in 26 years. Di Matteo won the only UCL that Chelsea has yet he is currently jobless. Zidane has won 3 UCL in a row but has TWICE said that winning a league is more difficult than winning UCL
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@dauticn
@MigunaMiguna
@RailaOdinga
@Karanjakibicho
@GKihalangwa
@WilliamsRuto
People who took away his rights? You guys have a memory of a goldfish. Maybe even less so. It's an insult to goldfish. You're forgetting Murkomen, Ruto & current UDA minions spearheaded Miguna's forced exile? You guys keep validating the fact that you have zero reasoning capacity
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@DonaldBKipkorir
True. Been to airports across Europe & Asia and the primary reason they screen your baggage is to check for drugs. In India they just need you to declare if you're carrying a lot of dollars in cash. Other than that they don't engage in petty robbery that
@KRACare
engages in.
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@mwihakiwanjeri
No playing games. Just text him and ask "my place or your place?" Mambo ya kufanya ni mengi, masaa ndio machache.
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@BravinYuri
I doubt it's ritualistic. My hypothesis (when I heard the head is missing) is drug biz gone bad where the lady might not have delivered the cash or she derailed a business deal that was 99% done. The killer might have been tasked to present the head as evidence of job done.
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@Iconic_Mourinho
Mourinho left for Madrid as an opportunistic desire thinking that he would & win same number of trophies there as Pep at Barca (13 trophies in 3 seasons). He went to the most expensive Madrid in history, signed 15 more players & won them only 3 trophies in 3 seasons & was fired.
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@WaruiJohn2
@markgoldbridge
What has Ancelotti won that Pep has not? Nothing. In fact, Ancelotti has never won a treble. Ancelotti has gone trophyless with 4/9 clubs that he's coached. Ancelotti has 10 trophyless seasons while Pep has been trophyless once. Pep at Barca won a sextuple with 40m net spend.
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@DrippySpafff
@bernardooooV3
Clumsy excuses. Klopp's Liverpool were stuffed 7 goals by Villa when they had their full squad available including one of the world's most expensive CB. Liverpool were also beaten by a handicapped Leicester who had 48 hrs rest while LFC had 4 days & got their best players back.
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@HonMoses_Kuria
Moses Mpyaro, you're a fraud. Stop deflecting from your failing government. You can't keep blaming Uhuru almost a year into your election. Either focus on making Kenyans' lives tolerable or quit. We know the likes of you who blame everyone except yourself when you fail to deliver
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@NPSOfficial_KE
@naftaliayore
@APSKenya
@DCI_Kenya
@KTNNewsKE
@CapitalFMKenya
@StandardKenya
@TheStarKenya
@citizentvkenya
@Kiss100kenya
@GhettoRadio895
I love the guy running this account 😂
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@RobertAlai
This administration is the worst this country will ever witness. Land grabbing thugs with the blessings of a president who has excessive appetite for grabbing robbing people of their hard earned property. If he has some sense, he will stop it. Otherwise it will end badly for him.
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@StevenMcinerney
@RafaelH117
Totally inaccurate. Van Dijk was dribbled past by Leroy Sane in the Premier League at Anfield. It is after being dribbled past that he committed a foul that led to a penalty that Mahrez skied. There could be other cases that I a not aware of since I have not watched all LFC games
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@Teee_Meeee
@FabrizioRomano
A coach who started his coaching career in the 4th division of Spain & won his 1st title in that division & nurtured the likes of Busquets, Pedro & Thiago doesn't know anything about grassroots coaching? Please remove the words "Sports Writer" from your bio. You're a disgrace🤣
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@RoonieTweet
@brfootball
You're just flip flopping knowing very well your logic is utterly flawed. 😂Enjoy!
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@EdmundOris
Cucurella was already balling in Getafe and some fans didn't notice because they are so consumed by the Premier League.
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@AintreeIron
Are there coaches who've also failed with huge spending? The answer is Yes. So your tweet is rubbish. Price tags don't matter. Naby Keita is a good reference. Players have to be coached. Leicester has suffered massive injuries but are ahead of Liverpool. And yes Pep is a genius.
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Brilliant! The journalist who came up with this headline should be given a pay rise and a week off.
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@mandelaonchwati
The Maasai in a red shuka, on extreme right, shaking with rage ready to pounce on Sankok, is a sight to behold. Pressure creases. They will not believe.
#REJECTF
İNANCEBİLL2024
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