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Messi has made it to 2 World Cup finals.
Ronaldo hasn’t made it to a final and never scored or assisted in a WC knockout game.
They are supposed to be “rivals” 😂😂
If Haaland moved to Barcelona or Real Madrid and scored 11 goals in his first 7 La Liga games, PL fans would say it’s because La Liga is a farmers league.
And that he cannot do it in the PL
That PL Defense wouldn’t give him that space. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Imagine being a Ronaldo fan and trying to slander Messi for scoring a penalty.
Lmaoooooooo
Messi last penalty goal was in October.
Ronaldo’s last penalty goal is tomorrow against Inter.
Notice the difference?
If Haaland moved to Barcelona or Real Madrid and scored 12 goals in his first 8 La Liga games, PL fans would say it’s because La Liga is a farmers league.
And that he cannot do it in the PL
That PL Defense wouldn’t give him that space. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Sack Mourinho 6th
Hire Ole 6th
Pogba finally freed 6th
Rashford in form 6th
Lukaku’s first touch improved 6th
Win small teams 6th
Win Spurs 6th
De Gea makes 2938 saves 6th
Man United 6th
Oleball 6th
We sack Mou FC 6th
Mourinho was the problem 6th
If Haaland moved to Barcelona or Real Madrid and was scoring with reckless abandon,
PL fans would say it’s because La Liga is a farmers league.
And that he cannot do it in the PL.
They’d say “PL Defense wouldn’t give him that space”🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Jose Mourinho is NOT at Roma today simply because he enjoys a “challenge”.
He’s there because he was sacked at Man United & when he couldn’t find a big club to coach, he moved to Spurs, who sacked him.
Tell yourself the truth for once.
Hazard is getting exposed in La Liga. You love to see it.
This is not PL where you can use big bum bum to seduce defenders.
We are very focused in Spain.
If you want a healthy relationship, you have to stop listening to people who constantly talk about the negatives in relationships.
If you don’t, it’ll mess with your mind and it’ll influence the way you think, talk and behave.
You’ll start seeing problems where they’re none.
Can Messi fans have a conversation without mentioning the World Cup?
When Messi didn’t have international trophies never for once did Ronaldo fans mention it while having discussion on who is greater.
Remove the World Cup and let’s talk.
It shouldn’t be hard.
“Pray for Hushpuppi” BLOCKED
“Nobody holy pass” BLOCKED
“Use this same energy on our politicians” BLOCKED
“They’re avenging our forefathers” BLOCKED
Any unreasonable Okoto trying to defend that thief that defrauded over 2million people=BLOCKED
You can go be foolish elsewhere.
Everybody dey banter Wizkid yesterday, everybody dey kikiki o.
When the tables turn and Davido is getting the banters, don’t cry hate.
Don’t cry industry. Don’t cry toxic because I’ll remind you of today.
Messi lost the World Cup final in 2014, came back to Barca and led them to the Treble in 2015.
Top scorer in Europe in 2018, finished 5th in Ballon d’Or, didn’t cry on social media, went on the pitch in 2019 n won the Ballon d’Or.
Ronaldo should do his talking on the pitch.
Mbappe is funny.
A coach should have Messi and Neymar playing like they’re playing and still make you the main man 🤡🤡🤡
Boy, if you can’t compete, ask them to teach you. They’ll.
Messi nor dey hide update.
Ronaldo Mixtape: Shallenge
1. Intro Clueless ft Sarri
2. No Chemistry ft Dybala
3. Creativity ft Pjanic, Ramsey
4. Golden Boot ft Quagliarella, Immobile
4. Influence ft Pamilerin
5. Equal Frauds ft Hushpuppi
6. You let me go (Diss) to Perez
7. Please; Messi, Teach me.
Haaland will never have that kind of space in the Premier League don score hatrick 😂😂😂
Haaland cannot do it against Premier League is currently the highest goal scorer in the league.
The man that can’t win anything without Xavi, Iniesta, Dani Alves, Neymar has now won an international trophy with G Montiel, Acuna and Lo Celso 😂😂😂😂😂
Give me Lionel Messi and 10 piece of wood and I’d bring you an international trophy 🏆
Both PSG & Man United finished 2nd in their league last season
They signed Lionel Messi & Cristiano Ronaldo respectively
Lionel Messi has led PSG to reclaim their title while Ronaldo is improving Man United by leading them to the conference league.
We all know who the goat is.
If Haaland moved to Barcelona or Real Madrid and scored 34 goals in his first 31 La Liga games, PL fans would say it’s because La Liga is a farmers league.
And that he cannot do it in the PL
That PL Defense wouldn’t give him that space. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
96 year old Buffon that supposed to be resting and spending quality time with his family in Italy is still going to training everyday because Ronaldo promised him and Juve a champions league medal 😂😂😭😭🤡🤡🤡
Not Banting now but let’s be honest,
Is it fair!?!??
An angry Mbappe is great news for Messi fans.
He should channel his World Cup Final loss and carry PSG to their FIRST Champions League Trophy 🏆
It’ll be Messi’s 5th 😂
Messi has set us properly, we can NEVER lose 😆
Jose Mourinho is NOT at Roma today simply because he enjoys a “challenge”.
He’s there because he was sacked at Man United & when he couldn’t find a big club to coach, he moved to Spurs, who sacked him.
Tell yourself the truth for once.
🚨 The last 5 World Cup Golden Ball winners all wore the number 10.
🇫🇷 2006 — Zinedine Zidane
🇺🇾 2010 — Diego Forlan
🇦🇷 2014 — Lionel Messi
🇭🇷 2018 — Luka Modric
🇦🇷 2022 — Lionel Messi
UNREAL 🤯
Real Madrid are on their way to a 2nd UCL trophy post “Mr Champions League” Cristiano Ronaldo.
Barca haven’t been to the semi finals since Lionel Messi led them there back in 2019 when they defeated Man U 4-0.
The media told you Ronaldo carried Real Madrid while Messi was a
Did you know that YOU have the same amount of goals in 2022 as Cristiano Ronaldo?
And you don’t even play football 😭
If he’s one of the goats, you’re one too.
I’m super proud of you 👏🏽
During their playing days, it was very evident that Xavi understood football more than Lampard despite scoring less goals.
Now that they’re both coaching, it’s very evident that Xavi is clear.
Clear as a player, much clearer as a coach.
“Messi has bottled 4 International Finals” banter would now henceforth be “Messi has gotten to more Finals than Ronaldo” by decree of Edmund Oris.
Spread the word!!!
This is because Man City’s manager is a Barcelona fan, legend, player, ex manager (most successful).
He’s more a Barca fan than he’s a Man City fan but you have Frank Lampard as your own manager & legend 😹😹
No wonder you can’t relate.
All of a sudden, Messi fans want him to be cocky kinda. Man is timid, he’s easy to control, hence why all the football bodies body likes him.
Ronaldo’s Aura alone is bigger than all of them combined! That’s why they all hate him. ETERNAL GOAT 🐐
Lewandowski is agreeing to reduce his wages just to come to Barcelona.
Haaland picked oil money over Real Madrid.
Mbappe picked playing with Messi and Neymar over playing with Akpororo and Camavinga 😂
Messi has 19 goals and assist in the league this season for PSG and everybody is calling him a flop.
Ronaldo has 21 goals and assist in the league this season and everybody is calling him goat.
Ridiculous different standards set for the greatest of all time Lionel Messi.
Happy for Lukaku. Discarded, disrespected, and laughed at by mostly Man United fans, man knew his worth, knew he deserved better, forced a move to Inter and has been the main driving force towards their first league title in 11 years. Ending Juve’s dominance in the process.
If Barcelona sacked Koeman at the end of last season and employed Xavi, we’d not only be winning La Liga this season, we’d also be winning the Champions League.
Every team in Europe is lucky right now. Enjoy.
You won’t be so lucky next season 🙂
Sir Alex Ferguson is very lucky that he retired before Pep Guardiola came to the Premier League.
Just as he exposed him TWICE in the Champions League Finals, he’d have exposed him in the league.
Lucky man, very lucky.
@ESPNFC
Trent and it’s not even up for debate.
What he lacks in defensive ability, he more than makes up for it with his attacking prowess.
Wan Bissaka can only defend, he offers next nothing attack wise and I love my full backs to attack.
Ronaldo is past the stage where he actually improves football club as a whole. Since his last season at Madrid he’s been all about one thing and one thing only, improving HIS goal scoring stats. He didn’t improve Juve, he won’t improve Man United.
To disagree is to be dishonest.
While Ronaldo is chopping bench and walking out of games before they’re over…
The greatest player of all time Lionel Messi has just been named September’s Player of the Month in Ligue 1 !! 🐐🇫🇷
Choose your goat wisely 🧏🏾♂️