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full fucking offense but all the swifties saying “but it would be so crazy if she took normal airlines” is just. like sorry if it would inconvenience her but the planet is literally burning to death so maybe she and her $1.1 billion net worth should just deal with it
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you know those songs that make you just turn off your phone and close your eyes bc it needs ur full attention?? this is one of those songs
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@ariescribanoo
believe it or not i’m actually capable of being mad at multiple celebrities at once. crazy concept i know
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@ariescribanoo
because….thats the topic of this tweet? if i had to list every celebrity/rich person i hate every time i talk about stuff like this it would be a 25 tweet long thread
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nothing is funnier to me than when ppl don’t know the last name of the character so they just call them like “solas dragon age”
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here me out…a hawke that got left in the fade in dai coming back as a villain in da4 wearing this
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max: oh my god mike are you okay you just got thrown into a wall and knocked unconscious please tell me you’re all right oh my god
mike: where el
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HOW did none of the origins companions catch the blight they were literally covered in darkspawn blood head to toe pretty much 24/7
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bitches play as lavellan and be like “i’m gonna repeatedly try and convert sera to the elven religion despite her expressed discomfort about it and then call her annoying when she gets mean about it”
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this is literally the most insane thing i have ever read with my eyes
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one thing that’s a little vague in dragon age is the legal status of tevinter mages in other countries. like if a noble mage from tevinter comes to orlais, would they be consider an apostate, and subsequently free to be hunted down by templars? or would they be allowed to go free
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dorian will never ever ever ever ever be attracted to your female inquisitor btw
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i will say it’s kind funny if a cousland takes the throne with alistair bc loghain accuses the wardens of trying to take over ferelden and as soon as he’s dead two wardens are crowned king and queen of ferelden
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don’t understand why inquisition didn’t just show us cullen dorian blackwall and bull’s dicks. i mean the game’s already rated m what do they have to lose
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love ppl who are like “i’m gonna be SMART and DIFFERENT by saying the skyrim is extremely flawed!” as if the game isn’t regarded as being so bugged to hell that it’s comedic by its fanbase
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now that el is a member of the byers household, they officially consist of the best stranger things characters
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saying that anders was more fascinating in dao is so funny to me he was literally just discount alistair
Anders is the worst fucking example.
Zevran & Leliana were fine, as their characters had depth beyond their sexuality. Anders was a fascinating character in DAO, but was destroyed in DA2 along with the rest of the franchise. “Hi, I’m Anders. I’m gay now, can I suck your dick?”
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solavellan is so funny because it’s this tragic love story about falling in love with a god who’s duty keeps him from being with you but he literally looks like this
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i love how with every romance there’s at least one bit of dialogue with another companion where they tell you to keep it down at night in camp
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obsessed w blackwall bc not only is he lying about being a grey warden he also just says so much stuff that is just wrong mans did absolutely no background research
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do not ever say that zevran fenris anders or bull only like men or only like women. do not ever say that leliana merrill isabela or josephine only like men or only like women. it’s seriously insane that some of you are comfortable saying that or anything like that
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@uncarbonated_
@mitskithoughts
2 of fiona apple’s album titles are literally among the longest album titles ever made (one of them actually being THE longest title ever for a while)
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i really want will and el to have a strong sibling bond in season four. i wanna see them share eggos for breakfast like she and hopper did; to see them build a new castle byers together; to see them be almost inseparable in school and stick up for each other. pls duffer brothers
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say what you want about inquisition but trespasser will always be the best dragon age dlc imo
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this genuinely makes me upset can we just have one normal gay movie :( this kind of shit just fuels the stereotype of gay men being pedophiles
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da canon: anybody with one elf parent and one human parent won’t look like an elf at all, they look like regular humans
every fan artist ever:
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this drama is very stupid i think but the funniest part of it imo is how unprofessional the behavior of the devs is,, video game developers have been getting MUCH worse criticism and just straight up hate for years but you simply. cannot respond to a consumer in that way
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no okay but if they do give will a girlfriend in season four i’m turning it off immediately i’m sorry if that sounds petty but i don’t think i’ll be able to handle that queer bait
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but the thing is, you don’t criticize her. none of you do. you just insult her and tear her down.
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ok then maybe make one black hairstyle that isn’t close-cropped
The best way to fight racism is with solidarity. In honour of
#Juneteenth
, we have the opportunity to educate ourselves and engage in real progress towards greater equity and freedom. Let's remember that there is nothing more precious than freedom and respect.
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stop fetishizing trans people/dysphoria i’m literally going to electrocute you all
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if you’re a byler stan and you hate el get the fuck away from me do not interact you smell like mothballs and sadness
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all these lgbt acronyms are getting out of hand. what the hell is da2
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hey gang i don’t have anything to say right now except stan will byers
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dorian’s kind of different since he’s in the inquisition, but what about someone who didn’t have that kind of protection?
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just want to add that i know sera says a lot of really snide shit unprompted about elven culture and i have a whole other essay about that but this is more about the ppl who hate sera when the play as an elf who’s constantly like “but your elvhen the gods are real don’t be dumb”
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@p_trickfoot
they should’ve done it as like a .1% chance and then anyone who does manage to get it gets the darkspawn chronicles for free and is automatically loaded into that instead
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i hate the fandom i hate the developers the merchandise is ugly the games are the only good part. god bless
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@punker_irl
didntvshe like expand upon this saying that that was from a while ago while she was being groomed to think that incest and pedophilia was okay and she’s like since changed her mind
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tbh origins leliana was me before joining stan twitter and inquisition leliana was me after
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“though darkness closes, i am shielded by flame” andrastism outsold i’m sorry
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the depp/heard trial is ending FINALLY okay you guys can stop talking now
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my dad told me he was secretly gay and my mum heard it so she yelled at him and i got horny and asked my dad if i could suck his dick. still waiting for his answer tho
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@rabtyIerr
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my first instagram post ever was a picture of my Poo and the caption was “my wittle buddy poo” please don’t remind me
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can you believe people are saying will didn’t care about el when he was literally holding back TEARS when she had that thing her leg and saw how much pain she was in...can’t stand y’all
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@myopinioneabod
i’m gonna blow your mind by saying this: even though i didn’t explicitly call out biden in this post, i actually think both are bad. i know that might be hard for you to comprehend
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maybe i’m stupid but i just realized that the reason ulfric is the only one with his mouth gagged in the skyrim intro is because he can use the thu’um
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are you mine? *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
<— a byler au —>
will and mike have always had
chemistry, and it seems like they have
all the time in the world to admit their
feelings; that is, until jane hopper
moves to hawkins.
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@cannibalanders
it is quite literally called the gallows like my brother in andraste would YOU want to live there?
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@jovanrisen
damn u know u aren’t thriving when a positive jovan tweet almost moves u to tears
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@lethendraIis
and she suggests that multiple times the dalish have talked down to her and made her feel like an idiot or less-than for not being one of them and idk if it were me i’d also probably be uncomfortable around dalish/elven culture
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and oh my god i do not give a shit about your headcanon no matter what you do dorian will never like women and sera will never like men sorry!
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bioware please give us one game where the male protagonist doesn’t have a six pack
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like imagine if todd howard responded to stuff like corinne does he would have to issue a formal apology and maybe even step down because it’s so insanely unprofessional to talk to your customers like that as a business
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“people can/should be allowed to be rehabilitated and have personal growth” and “it’s not normal to have a nazi phase” are two statements that can coexist
leftists used to believe in rehabilitation but they've replaced it with original sin
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@liarandlouse
me trying to do a slow burn romance with alistair vs my violent need to flirt with him every single chance i get
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hi! i’m not pansexual but i’m dating someone who is trans and i very much like. fuck you big mouth
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@punker_irl
as a gay man i don’t really see how bisexual men can’t say faggot? it’s been used against all mlm not gay men exclusively. if you or anyone else wants to educate me further than that would be fine but i don’t see an issue with it.
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controversial take but i literally couldn’t care less if straight actors play gay characters. it doesn’t matter if the actor is lgbt, it matters a LOT more if the writers, producers, etc are.
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