welcome to the "Dragon Age 2 Is My Favorite Dragon Age Game" annual meeting. This year's special guest is Solas' secret brother. Before we start:
1. No "mages or templars"
2. No "but DAO is much better" - we DONT CARE
3. Anders stans, keep it civil.
let's start with polls:
update: turns out I went into a different room and this is the right one, so we can begin the "Dragon Age 2 is my favourite Dragon Age game"
there's one rule:
if you say "mages or templars?" you're immediately getting thrown out of the room.
#dragonagespoilers
My bf read that article and said “So is Solas Johnny Silverhand-ing your brain in this game?” and I can’t unsee his bald lil head on Johnny’s body now in my head lol
but they literally did it before? no ones expecting all choices to come up but tell me THREE choices is enough. it's not. no one is mad that every single choice u made across all 3 games doesn't matter. do you know how many people love codex entries???
inquisitor when you ask them who drank from the well of sorrows (their memories have been wiped out) (morrigan doesn't know either) (morrigan also doesn't know if she has a child)
update: turns out I went into a different room and this is the right one, so we can begin the "Dragon Age 2 is my favourite Dragon Age game"
there's one rule:
if you say "mages or templars?" you're immediately getting thrown out of the room.
dragon age nation im here to announce that dragon age summer has begun and July is officially the Dragon Age Origins month! PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR WARDENS IN THE REPLIES, DROP A FEW PICS, NERD OUT ALL YOU WANT
"zevran daddy issues" "red flags" "he wouldn't be interested in romance" just say you don't know his character and move on cuz this is ridiculous. he mentions his father once,he talks abt his mother much more often. also that guy never loves again after warden's death WYMHESNOTIN
Sometimes u have 3 games full of major choices and only THREE of the last game matter... but that's OK, don't criticise it - it's called hating 🥺 devs did their best and I love them so much 🥺 they're my parasocial besties!
how can you say that dragon age is "extremely inclusive" when black people have been expressing their dissatisfaction with the amount of black companions/characters we get and the lack of black hairstyles in cc for SO LONG
people who say "what people do with their game is not my concern!" are just getting a free ticket to my blocklist. erasing characters' sexualities SHOULD be your concern. dorian and sera are the first strictly gay romances that we got in dragon age (1)
no but really? they told us to wait till "later this year" to find out more and all they showed us was....solas again? a video about solas with varric narrating it? and we got almost the same thing back in 2020 but this year we didn't find out anything new?
im proud to announce that i passed. and spectacularly. I also got a job today. I can finally breathe and focus on what's important - replaying all dragon age games.
is it so difficult to add those? we love those little moments and it's very disappointing that there's just... 3 choices that matter and they're catered to s*lavellan
this is one of many times where the criticism is warranted and absolutely valid yet once again you guys find excuses for them, like bro it's their job, they're not doing charity??? the game is a product after all
before you interact with the account Unofficial Dragon Age Day, please remember that they interviewed in*n zur, a man who's incredibly racist and also a war criminal. of course the interview is still up and no one was held accountable.
hi I'm a playtester and the game ends with redeemed solas and every member of the veilguard dancing and singing "we're all in this together" from high school musical soundtrack (please don't sue me for leaking this)
everyone: "i named my character *blank* because it means..... and it symbolises.... also it comes from..."
me: man looked like a theodore to me so i called him theodore
The childish pettiness is baffling to me. I’m living proof that you don’t need to be anyone special to be a play tester but you’ll never get invited with this sort of attitude. It’s just giving “butthurt”
dragon age brainrot is so strong... thinking abt old characters, new characters, upcoming lore, analysing everything, building my worldstate, talking about my ocs, reading about my moots' ocs.... i want to do all of it