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Pharmacist 💊💉|| Data Analyst 📊📈|| Tech Enthusiast 🤖💻|| Soft Human ❄️|| Stargazer 🌃

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined January 2012
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Or you just get tired of everything
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I see why people just fall off the grid. You realize everything we chasing either fake or really don’t matter.
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Sco pa tu manaa
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@brandypapii @mzz_dayo How about a ugly mess....“oh that's just f*cking beautiful!”
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@Sxmto_ They actually want them to be done so bad because that relationship has gotten nothing but hate and negativity
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@A_RamseyFC @DammitArsenal @Cechque Nothing embarrassing about that. How would you feel if you've done all the hard work and one goat comes along to spoil the end result? If it were to be me I'd be livid too
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@garton___ And we all know what else is gold and could never belong to Spurs
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@uskonly Who should I captain for my FPL this weekend?? 👀👀
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@Afrodrid @OmoGbajaBiamila @AAAyoks Hopefully he won't be needing them 😩😂😂
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@imcbuddha @melabvbe @caseydreux @TheeJames_ @4TheCulture____ They're killing unarmed blacks. They're teargassing peaceful black protesters. Imagine what they'll do if black people marched with arms. It will be a bloodbath. You really want to give these killers an excuse to go trigger-happy??
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@MystiqueDammy @NmutaMetu Lmfao 😂😂 You should add headphones too... like me 😭😭
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@ulan_pheel @Boboye_Ak @slimsuki_ 6 times men wept 😭😭😭
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@RonkeO_ Kindly avail yourself again to the information expressly stated in the paragraphs above. Thank you.
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This WASN'T recently built, it was just refurbished into an isolation centre. This was the Cardiac and Renal Centre built by Fashola's administration. Poor maintenance made an otherwise impressive healthcare facility defunct. That being said I'm glad to see it operational again
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This is not abroad! This is Gbagada isolation center by Lagos state.
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@nerdy_deb Upbringing don let you down 😭😂😂
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@RuckerMyles @uniquee_kidd @imcbuddha @melabvbe @caseydreux @TheeJames_ @4TheCulture____ Are the protesters on the right acting a damn fool too?? I really need to know the difference for........ school assignments ☺️☺️
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@meenaharris A stark difference in reception:
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@uniquee_kidd @imcbuddha @melabvbe @caseydreux @TheeJames_ @4TheCulture____ Correct me if I'm wrong but it started out peaceful till they started teargassing them right??
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@A_RamseyFC @DammitArsenal @Cechque Well I guess that's your opinion and that's perfectly fine. All I know is I watched this clip and even I am livid at Nani and the officials for denying a peach of a goal, so how much more Ronaldo??
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The way you respond to God is the way God responds to you. If we exalt Him above all things in our lives He will exalt us above all things
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@uskonly Rashford?? 😂😂 Now I know you're a phony
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We lost a colleague at the office today, work is still going on. Not even a minute silence. Please please and please take care of yourself guys. Life is precious, beautiful and fragile. May we live and live to the fullest
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@Boltapp_ng @LordOreos_ Might as well wait outside and keep the engine running 😂😂
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“I want your body sleeping in my bed” Wizkid was on a different level! 🔥
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@0luwat0bi The sandals, the beret, the knee bandage, the flask, the tone and volume, the mannerisms... everything is spot on!
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@Sipho_Says @epmib Rihanna's Only Girl (in the world) makes me feel like I'm the only girl in the world 😭😭
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@1leea_ @funmss__ Don't remind them, they gon start posting now 😩😩
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@drhoodscholar @CourtneeHendrix I'm glad a brother dodged a bullet 😩😩
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When you still have to iron a “wrinkle-free” shirt...
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dis nuh mek nuh sense but ok
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@Chydee Man's gonna be like this through every scene
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@Chidinma_xo when the jollof rice has finished
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Doyin is my content in that house. Once that babe goes I'm muting every single thing about #BBNaija She's top tier!!! The rest are very questionable people
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AH...Vincent Enyeama I miss you 😢😢 #ALGNGA
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@UcheBriggs Asake: Bro check this new single out. What do you think? Let's brainstorm ideas for another video TG:
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@Tola_purple It's lonely at the top, we all know that
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@lcrd__ Lmfao 😂😂 What's wrong with you!? 😂😂😂
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“Let’s get that cirrhosis going again shall we” 😂😂
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real nigga all day, and tomorrow
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When your card declines after a liver transplant:
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Can't believe I'm just watching King of Boys 🙈 I can't rave enough about this movie! The cast?? Near flawless! The plot?? Edge-of-your-seat intense! Sola Sobowale forever golden! I doff my hat to Kemi Adetiba for yet another masterpiece 😍
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@TheJessicaustin We'd all be like “that’s Jessica”
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@4DThaLord @KohriAmari Drake will what??
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@missieluck The part where he's resigned to accepting the money and you could literally see him tear up 🥺🥺 Man's heart is so rich I'm pretty sure he'd give away 60% of that money if not more 🤧🤧
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@Haffy_h 6 under each arm, 5 in each hand, 3 on head, 2 in mouth, 1 on preeq and 1 in asshole while dragging 1 under each foot ...31 bundles
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@Abboskii @mlado_30 @Aashfin Lmfao 😂 Before him go change am for you 😂
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@OfficialBmax @jideunconformed don't be arguing about Maraji with me again 😫😫 The effort she puts in her comedy is amazing!!
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@scottoneil619 @garton___ Oh wow...how did you know?? 🙃 You sounding lame with your lame ass clapback bro 😂🤣
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@Tobibanks Gbogbo eleyii o necesstri nau 😭😂😅😂😅
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@joshbechill5 I've been responsible for people, it is absolutely overwhelming, not to talk of a child. I love her honesty and strength and I pray she pulls through. You on the other hand won't understand, you obviously have no clue, so hush!
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Whoever finds love during this protests I'm so happy for you o You have my best wishes. These are trying times and we really need all the love we can get That being said, God when o??
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@NomskyN @mzgbemmy Lol 😂 Don't ever open a woman's cash account you might take everything you bought for her back 😂 They even have low-key investments all over the place. Sha leave them 😂😂
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@SoniaUzama No wonder it's called Outside cos they gon have you sleeping outside with these ridiculous prices
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I was screaming about Carpe Diem that year Fire album 🔥
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Dear Future Wife, Your husband likes to sing and dance in the shower 😭😭 So when you say "I do" you're also saying "I do" to lifetime tickets of the live concerts. Just thought I should give you the heads up 😂😂
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@blac_sarcasm Don't disturb my head woman 😣😣
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@Nappyblaze Y'all so weird. Everyone knows the correct order is 1,3,2,4
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@kofoworola_aa He's jealous
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That flex! 😭 Ah...Jide dide! DIDE!
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"How do you have fun?" Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour:
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@marygraceroush @kaey_o Everyone... EVERYONE! Needs a friend like Joey!
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I'll talk to my BABE everyday. And she will do the same. No matter how busy or swamped we are and we really can get swamped. Thank God for instant messaging. Keyword...BABE. I can ghost every other human being and they can ghost me. God no go vex.
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@all_seun @Igbo_Wolf Like!!! Me: Ah mummy kinkini maa ni Mummy: Toh ba gbenu oshi soun! Emi yen ni mon paro abi??
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You people are outside in this heat?? Wow! Brave souls
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This Moses don dey do pass wetin God send am. E don leave Egypt dey torment Guinea Bissau 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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@Tosynruth @EbunLagos You could also register for the #LagosCareerFair2019 and meet prospective employers. Good luck 🤞🏽
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@LuchiesO @Fels77 Na only him waka come from Wakanda
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For once I agree with this man. #2019Debate
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@kofoworola_aa He actually seems genuine. I just want that girl happy and surrounded with positive vibes and stop being everyone's damn therapist! They are not even good people
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@__Iremide @Sir_Fin You'll hear things like “I said I'm sorry ah!” 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
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Wholly Intentionally Genuinely Intensely Passionately
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“Oya do am if e easy” Best Burna line EVER!
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@incomparablegem @pastorpoju Too extra! 😂😂 We'll never hear the end of this in church 🤦🏽‍♂️😂 Congrats sir @pastorpoju
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@Misfit_Myke @kii_nah_ Looks like it's on the bed, so I say I've cream And if it turns out to be egusi “sorrows, sorrows, prayers”
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Four-eyed excellence...
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Family is not blood. Family is who is there for you come rain, come shine.
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I can't tell you how annoying this is. Igbo girls are fine AF no doubt but they're not the only ones. Saying every beautiful girl you see must be Igbo or “have a touch of Igbo” is myopic, patronizing and insulting. Can't you just appreciate beauty and leave it at that? O ga o
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@bossladyofLagos You have a touch of an Igbo girl look with a bit of a yoruba girl in the mix.
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House parties over shows and concerts this December. God bless you as you invite me
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@MishDeeJohnson @is_salsu Introverts are not that difficult to understand, it's just that people haven't learned to tolerate a lifestyle/mindset that is different to theirs. Introverts are actually magic under piles of rubles, you have to dig in deep to see the best of them
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@officialuwem You tell her "it started today" ...will she beat you ni?? 😂😂
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@lorlie_b @Davidchibike Always biochemistry Devilish course 😫😫
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@thesheking_ Can't “go thru a lot” in peace again 🥺🥺
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Lmfao 😂 I can't believe this is even a debate. Kanu and Zidane both worthy adversaries but that guy Berbatov.... it's like he's got magnet in his shoes
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Who had the superior ball control amongst these Legendary footballers?
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@Equityoyo I'm sorry but I have to endorse this too 😂😂 A call to arms like none other 😂🤣
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God said I should bless y'all with this drip 😎
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I just want to be in that house with Doyin 😩😩😍😍
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I think personal happiness is highly underrated. I can't stress it any more, I just want to be over the moon happy in this life
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@theapplehub @vokhey_roy This is becoming Xs'sessive
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Not Spectranet trending for something good
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@jideunconformed @OfficialBmax That's it! I give up on your stupid ass, unrefined taste in comedy
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@_valkiing Can only be Kizz Daniel
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Why is this so satisfying to watch?? 😂😂
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@ceracerni @Teniwadess I've worked in some dull, depressive settings and I can tell you that a little bit of colour and creativity can go a long way in improving team performance and productivity in the office
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@IamPreshioloye @KraksTV And you know you gotta try and open it with the key to make sure it will really open before you lock it back with the key and then try to open it without the key to make sure it's really locked...Do you understand my paranoia??
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@ms___dale The commitment to details! Love it!
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30+ years of life and I'm more grateful than ever before. For keeping me, bringing thus far and surrounding me with all Your goodness and mercies I say Thank You Father 🙏🏽 Here's to more years and more life and more goodness and more mercies 🥂🍾🎉🎊
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@iam_YCEE not if you fuck them up first
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If it's not Cherokee Bill then I'm here to tell you you're wrong.
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Who’s your favourite character?
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To the greatest man that ever lived, a father like no other, a friend, a confidant, my footie partner, my personal historian, my mentor and the most accomplished role model I've ever had..here's celebrating you on your posthumous birthday. The world is a colder place without you
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Again??
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Nigeria is not careless and won’t take expired vaccines again — NAFDAC
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In all you do, never forget to be there for the most important person in your life....YOU! Everyone else will play their part (family, friends..)but you're the protagonist in the story that is your life. If you don't take care of you, your story will be meaningless and short
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@dabofkya Just for a sec I thought...
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