Edakun, Ejor, Please, Biko help me RETWEET... this is my only source of income.... My customer on your TL might have been looking for me since 1972 😂. Thnks cc
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I have transformed another Elevator to a MÓLÙÉ oooo🙆🏼♀️😩🙈.
I definitely think you should enter this LIFT - let it take you to Oshodi Oke?!?!? I’m the conductor 😜
Open thread for Mólùé location 🧵....
Before After
IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS!!!
3years of speaking to investors and getting a slamming NO! 3years of mailing out my business proposal but no replies! 3years of trying to get into Big Brother House to win the money and set up my business myself, only to almost die in a stampede..THREAD 🧵
Psst!!! Kindly smash your phone and check inside for that green circuit board. Yes!!! That’s what they told me to draw on this 7 thousand mm wall 😩
Location: GOOGLE office
First pic is me saying “God! See wall!!! who send me” 🤣
I have just carried out the biggest contract of 2019. Scratch that: the biggest contract of my career!!! I lost count of the latest cars I saw, the celebrities that passed, the complimentary cards I gave. The Eko Hotel Brand is LIT 🔥
This is my Mom. I call her THE PINK HAIR MUMMY.
For the past 6 to 8 months - she stopped commenting on my posts on Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp 😭😩
Thread:👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
1). On this hot afternoon.... I was painting- when this elderly woman greeted me. I turned back and she was bending to greet me... so I kuku joined her and we were bending to greet each other 😅.
So Last week. My Dutch Client wasn’t pleasd wit my work(4th slide) & we had2 rub off.He says “Cera,u hv 2 do a master piece dis time”🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️. So I came home to Africa. OLD vs NEW. It’s interactive enuff 2 pose wit👌🏼.And d warrior has a headphone on. Dats it! Dats all d message!!!
Eskis Sir/Eskis Ma. They told me to think outside the box so...
I THOUGHT OUTSIDE THE FRAME.
Abeg call me if you want me to THINK OUTSIDE YOUR WALL 😩. Drops mic 🎤.I was supposed to be a rapper in another life 😅😂🤣 Leemao 😂🤣😅
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This is LAGOS oooooh -not New York. I repeat..... this is Lagos Nigeria oooooh 😦😧😮🙆🏼♀️
I finished my job as an Artist then switched into Modeling because, “a girl simply has to launch her Paint work”... 😒😜😂🚶🏽♀️
1). Onku!!! Do you know that in 2016 when fmr Gov. Ambode commissioned almost every artist in Lagos State to do an artwork... I was in my apartment wondering how they did it 🤷🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️😭.
Infact..... 🧵
Guys!!!! I remember marketing myself here... asking people in Canada, London, & Ghana to patronize me!!! I got an all expense paid trip to comman paint in the abroad oooo Choi 🙆🏼♀️. A CLOSED MOUTH IS A CLOSED DESTINY oooo!!!
RELATIONSHIP PEOPLE IN LAGOS... Don’t say I dint do anything for you oh. Not everytime Cinema and Beach 🙄
Try this… thank me later or should I say you’re welcome ni 🤔😜
By the time i finished painting, all the staff wanted to move their tables and chairs to the corridor 😂😂😂... don't ever walk down a long hallway without an ARTWORK!!! It's unhealthy 😫😧😩
Shootings now close to my house. I’m in lekki. Network down. Incase anyone see this... we use sense to lay flat on the floor and turned off all light. Pray for us.
I don’t know how to explain this… But we went FAST and FURIOUS style on this wall 🙆🏼♀️😅
Made the Keke to look like it broke into the wall and out again 😩. Drops mic 😂
I AM NOT A FEMINIST!!!
I believe in wat the bible says "the man shall be the head & d woman, his helper"! That been said nd now dat i have ur attention ... What a Man can do- a Woman can do better!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂. As usual call and book for your design abeg.
My client has a huge furniture house in VI & she turned me2 an Overnight Architect 😩😩😩.We constructed an entire Apartment & broke it in2 half.Then fixed d 1st half in2 d wall usin paints so it looks like U can walk right in.This is some serious 3D sh*t.🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️ & we sufferedd 😂
6). My manager and I had a discussion about it... and on this INTERNATIONAL WOMENS DAY.... We
#ChooseToChallenge
ourselves that Eniola will be our first Scholarship student. We will sponsor her training at the Ceracerni’s ARTHub till she becomes an expert.
The architect for this project told me to draw these athletes and insert a 3D computer screen on the background. 😩😩😩
Some job descriptions are from the pit of planet earth 😂. But ilike 💪🏼
Mural Design for Bet9ja HEAD-OFFICE
This is not a “Oh I worked hard to get here post” this is a “We have a HUB, come and enroll to learn a painting skill, couples can come and mold pot with their hands like those romantic oyinbo movies” 😁
This job was done in Federal Palace Hotel on the 26th and 27th of December. Everyone was on break so I took the chance to launch the wings🤸🏼♀️. How many times do I get the chance to launch the paintings that I do 🤣.
Unfortunately, it’s not open to the public 😥
👇👇👇 If you don't use your hand to retweet my pishure.... who will??? 😭😭😭
This is where BBC caught me... 😂😂 "They didn't caught me anywhere else" but on my painting job!!! It's a Music Academy here in Lagos
This is an 88 Karat Gold Ceiling Pattern.... If you scrape the surface, you could buy an Island in Monaco 😂😂😂. Call me for a peng P.O.P design!!!! 08035064490
All my customers on you people’s TL that has been looking for me has finally found me oh. I am now fully booked for the year💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻. Una thank you ooo😩🙏🏼
3years of begging anyone out there to buy into my dreams! 3years of sleepless nights(See My Bio)! Finally it’s here! I present to you...
CERACERNI’s ARTHUB in Lekki 😩
7). If you would like to sponsor a child as well kindly let us know. We will all make the world a better place 🙏🏼🌍🤝.
AND STAY TUNED TO SEE THE PROJECT I’VE BEEN WORKING ON!!!.
7). Nobody can understand the kind of joy that filled my heart!!!! It was an emotional moment 😭
The above is one of the selfies. I just wanted to share this testimony because it meant so much to me that my mom could see my drawings again.
2 unrelated clients. 2 different locations. Same concept requested. Different conceptualization. Different delivery. One week timeline 😩😩😩
One is classic Gold. One is vintage Brown. Super satisfied clients 🤸🏼♀️🤸🏼♀️🤸🏼♀️
9). Our ARTHUB will be opened soon and we will announce the date. We are trying to make it more than conducive for every kind of individual that will be coming from 0 to 100 years old.... OMOOOOOO X 100000000 😂🤝
Are you SINGLE or MARRIED. a BABY-MAMA or a BABY-DADDY. are you a SMALL GIRL WITH BIG GOD or Vice Versa. are you a ROMANTIC GUY abi 'Na-Dem-Dey-Rush-You??' This is the time to prove ur love oh!!! order for this wall design for her... Not everytime RECHARGE CARDS 😛😜😝😋
Let it be known... that this was the day I decided to feel a “little-bit” SEXY to work. I wore a belt and tucked my shirt in 🤦🏼♀️. Ladies & Gentlemen, this fashion dinot last me more than 3hrs before I flung it off 😩.
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BBC noticed my work!!! I'm so 'emoshona' right now 😢.... but I want to thank you all for the likes, the retweets and the immense support! Without you this wouldn't have happened. God bless you all 🙏😘😚😙
This wall turned everyone on my team to a Zombie😩. 1day turned to 2, then 3 and then 4days of not speaking to anyone. Staring at a green wall givin your entire being to it.
Pulled an all nighter in d first slide. Last slide was the reference from an actual smashed printer 🙆🏼♀️
Forget my pose in the first slide o. The drawing was sweeting me die 🙈. Another AFRICAN Mural based on Elephants. Clients’ request. Client pleased 💯👌🏼
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Have you ever done “I TOO KNOW” on a job before? Well...
I went & brag 2 client about drawing actual newspaper on d Wall. See suffer ehn😩
Everything hand-written.Peep the elements that made it: Sudoku! Crossword Puzzle! & a Cartoon! Every information is valid! No Gibberish!
Araadugbooo!!! I have come again ooo!If u hv a child,a son,a daughter,a niece,a nephew,a baby,a godchild,or an upcoming child😂😂😂. Dis is d time 2start givin them Christmas gifts o. Cal me 2comman design their room with their favourite cartoon character 08061176101
2). She said she works for Lawma- being on the streets,watching me & my team at work everyday for more than a week now.And today she brought her daughter who has a sketchbook and always scribbles things on it to see a lady drawing on walls so as to encourage her....I was moved.
You guys. I dinot change my rav4(2002) because my savings account was laughing at me. My manager said “Sarah we have to repackage you. You need a “sleek car””and I told him,“I’ll change my car when my dreams allow me to sleep 😩”.
Everyone has been asking about the Ariel Views. So based on POPULAR DEMAND......
Told you I did Hollywood Walk of Fame Naija Version (KCOB sets 1909 till 60’s)
In d spirit of isolating. I haven’t posted in a while.Hand painted 3D wood on Wall *not wallpaper
Plus I’ve been so paranoid. I haven’t stepped out of my house in roughly 10days. I am Kuku an introvert b4 🙄. But this one don pass introvert level 😩. E don pass my level ehh 🙆🏼♀️
On this fateful day.... I left my fine girl at home.... 😩
Been at The Aso Rock Villa two weeks ago and in the spirit of Nigerias 61st Independence...is what inspired this post. Painted this in March for d Finance Department of SevenUp Company.We’re still in d business of Mural
Clients that PLAY with you.... PAINT with you....
Don’t try this at home oh. Don’t Goan be playing unnecessarily with your clients oh 🤣. Then comman say na Cera torkam oh 🤦🏼♀️🙄
My client is super jovial & friendly. She wanted to try her hands on. She loved the process 🤸🏼♀️💃🏻🙌🏼
So i was told to draw JESUS 4 d children's department of dis church...den I put myself under pressure...shud he be Mexican or black? Shud he have beards or be bald headed? Shud his hair be long or be afro? Longstory short I joined all d qualifies in one...
#SmartGirlBigGod
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No kolanuts for the elderly man either. We used stones 😩😩😩. Then photoshopped the kolanuts later. I’m crying as I type. God has been amazing to me 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Have you ever gone to a hospital only to not go INTO the hospital????? 😂.
Yes. We made these murals have that effect. You will admire the murals and be well from the gate 🤣
I suffered psychologically because every time I told myself “it’s not by force! Nobody sent you! You don’t have to put yourself through this stress”. And I try to give up, then I loose more sleep.
5). On that fateful day... the stitches in the eyes were removed. And we were quietly driving back home when she screamed!!!!
Sarah!!!! Who did those paintings. Is it you???!!!! oooooomoh!!!! See swerving!!!! 🤣🙆🏼♀️. I parked straight!!!! Told her it was my current project.
Ehn hennnn!!! I remember talking to a potential investor and the person said he has a problem with the name of the Hub. And if I will add his name then we can do business 😩🤦🏼♀️😧🙆🏼♀️
used to wonder how
@tokstarr
travels with all her crew members for a project 🙆🏼♀️. And now, it’s happening to me 😩😢🤭😱😳. When a client appreciates the kind of work you do.... getting your crew on board ✈️ will be piece of cake 🤸🏼♀️🤸🏼♀️🤸🏼♀️
THE COMPLEXITY OF A WOMAN!
She’s Fierce.She’s Bold.She’s Fire.She’s Strong.She’s Beautiful.She’s Kind.She’s Shy.She’s Unbelievably Attractive.She’s a Lady
She’s like the Circular Pizza that comes in a Square Box but Segmented into Triangles
SHE IS A PUZZLE 🧩.SHE IS THE WOMAN
I HAVE SAID THIS BEFORE.... And I’ll say it again!!!! If you don’t call me to design your wall.... OYO 😋. I have been working on a project for Lagos Polo Club Ikoyi. Drawing horses for the last one month. It’s been an awesome experience 💃🏻
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6). She came down and asked me to take pictures. I was so excited. Can you imagine taking selfies in front of hospital looking murals???!?!?? people driving and passers-by were looking at us like 🙄... are these ones from the village or something but that wan no consain me.
The message here is: Never be afraid to put yourself out there. Sell yourself. YOU ARE YOUR OWN MARKETER! YOU ARE YOUR BRAND AMBASSADOR. YOU ARE YOUR SPONSORED POST. YOU ARE WHAT YOU PUT OUT!!!!.
When your Client says he wants his Wall busy so you give him busy with a little busy As F*ck added on the side 😂👌🏼
If you call me to do your wall. I will kuku over do it wetin consain me 🙄
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BASED ON POPULAR DEMAND:here r d details 4 dis project
1. It took 1 month to complete (between Dec9th-Jan 6th)
2.Shhh🤫I quickly handled 3 other projects in btw (as per workaholic oshi 🤦🏼♀️)
3. It’s also a spot 4 mad selfie 🤳
4. Ignore d tire & table.Photoshopper never resume🤣
On today’s episode of.... TOUCHING MY LANDLORD’S WALLS 😅
I painted out this selfie wall for me and my neighbors 💃🏻
And I’ve kukuma launched it. I don’t know what I was doing in that second frame sha. That one is not me 🤣🙆🏼♀️🙈🤦🏼♀️
A girl waited 2 years for me to get this project going because she was eager to learn how to draw, but when it was taking too long- I had to tell her to move on with her life.
4). I chatted with her Mom for a while and we connected. See me speaking Yoruba like omo Ibadan 😜. I know how my mom use to encourage me in my early beginnings too. I told her about the ARTHUB and how we can train her daughter to become an expert.
3). I asked the young girl her name, age and why she wasn’t in school. I also flipped through her sketch book and the first thing on the page was a drawing of a cat painted purple and I immediately had a nostalgia... I remembered drawing a cat in my primary school.
Currently working on this project in the City of Aba. But that's not the gist .... I've been eating "APKU" morning, afternoon and night! Somebody HELP!!! 😭😭😭
11). I’ve always wanted to design the streets of Lagos. I’ve always wanted Lagos State to recognize me. I’ve always wanted to work with Lagos State. I’ve always wanted to paint the town red. I’m crying as I type this. Let me just stop here for now. Brb 😢😭😩
5). She asked where the location was and I told her Lekki. She said “ahh ówò yén màá pò gáàn o” and I told her not to worry that we will have a suitable arrangement. We exchanged contact and they left.
ITS NOT GAMBLING IF YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO WIN!!! duh 🙄😂
A lot of research happened to get these tables. You see that Black Jack table ehn, the green one 🤦🏼♀️ I swear it was drawn 20 times before achieving this perspective😩. Russian Roulette dint give much problem 👌🏼
I won’t even lie...they brought dis one 2me in my sleep 😅*awon baba mi osholonga*
Me dat was worried on wat will come on d wall. My client likes busy wall & I was out of ideas. It has to be African.Clolorful.And Busily Full in a nice way 🤦🏼♀️ shey you can see job description 🙆🏼♀️
Honestly after we finished working at the Chinese Restaurant (last post 👈🏼) the next location was the Gym.
Life is using me to tell you to visit the Gym after eating IJEKUJE (junk food) 🤣😅😂😂😅
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If my landlord should evict me from my home... I might have to sleep on the fence. I have started touching the walls in my compound 😩😩😩🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️🙆🏼♀️
And I’m completely hooked on this undertakes’ song 🤦🏼♀️
MEDULLA OBLONGATA. I remember drawing this sh*t in Biology. Was always wondering when I will need it in life as I don’t intend studying medicine. Look at me me nau..
working on this project for a Medical Construction site.
I’m still waiting for the day I will use dy/dx sha 🤦🏼♀️
This could be your toilet.... but you have tiled it all the way up and decided to call it restroom 😂😂😂.
Call me for a peng toilet design... Make sure it's clean enough before u make that call 😂
Una remember this TELEPHONE BOOTH ELEVATOR??? Yes!!! I have gone to convert another elevator into something else oooohhh 😅😜🙆🏼♀️😩 will post it tomorrow morning 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻. WATCH OUT