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The fun thing about being in infertility circles is seeing how many women's husbands absolutely refuse to get tested at all and how many doctors will happily just slap an "unexplained infertility" diagnosis on a couple where the man refuses to get tested?????
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In our case the issues are entirely wholly completely my own but I guess having a man who bothered to even look into it before subjecting me to all this shit is very special and nice? Incredible. I saw it as a "bare minimum" type of thing.
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He even retests annually as per doctors recommendations I really scored a winner
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@terfnurse
I don't really believe in "unexplained infertility" i think both the male and female should keep testing until they figure out the problem
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@NoblestCalling
The things women say on Facebook lmao I would die before admitting that my husband put me through medicated IUIs even though my labs came back normal and he never got any lmao
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@TheGuyCapeTown
@TheRealMotase
Not really. Internet vitality adds a complex layer to things that aren't really issues
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@Huenipie
@Underthetree04
@loveologian
There is no such thing as "just a joke" during your wedding vows
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Woman shocked that poor pedophiles aren't taking private jets to pedo island and are just molesting local kids instead
You know who's not on the Epstein list? Drag Queens who read children stories in libraries
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@Glowfyres
Mine requires it every year. If my husband didn't comply she'd stop monitoring & prescribing
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@KristinMWest
I didn't even need to tell my husband, when we decided to look into it he just took responsibility for himself
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Found this on tiktok and it made me so emotional
I love the prophet so much
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@TheGuyCapeTown
@TheRealMotase
Yeah I am actually proud to have selected a mate who is capable of platonic eye contact
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I'm going to be really honest and this may upset many of you. I wore a spaghetti strap dress for my first sacrament meeting in an LDS church (assumed it was normal protestant culture) and if someone would have kicked me out or told me to go change I never would have returned.
Apparently FSY doesn't have a dress code. 😔
I'm really disappointed in so many people.
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I'm convinced that those who fall for the CES letter are not only faithless but also extremely stupid
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All of the unnecessary hate towards The Chosen just because there are Latter Day Saints working on the project makes me want to watch it
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If you apologize about your religion to someone who hates your religion, your religion is less important to you than approval from your peers
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My bishop explicitly told my ward not to pray to Heavenly Mother. Proud of him.
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You guys can't encourage homosexuals to stay in the church and live a potentially celibate life and turn around and act like marriage and family are the only things that can give a person purpose. I'm sorry but you can't have it both ways.
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Am really not doing well lately would appreciate prayers from those inclined to spare one
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No
A real marriage takes place in a church...
Agree or disagree?
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Get married
What advice can you give to a couple that wants to move in together??
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Why don't more suburban homes have fruit trees and small gardens?
You wanted all that "space" and for what?
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Born Catholic
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Raised Catholic
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Agnostic
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Thought about being Catholic again
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Didn't, explored other Christian faiths
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Baptized LDS
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Catholic again
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@SolBrah
No men in the house while my husband isn't home (besides my dad or if a wife is there w her husband)
No texting w men after 8pm
I still have "male friends" but I don't really hang out with them without my husband ever
My husband follows similar rules w women and we are v happy
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Not to brag, but mine got better after joining the church and getting married and being cherished by a man who will love me forever
My sex life improved a lot when I left the Mormon church. Anyone else experience the same?
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Call me crazy but i actually don't think you should disown your children because they choose not to be in the religion you raised them in
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My husband and i literally bought our truck specifically to help people in our community haul stuff
Ask us for help
As an adult, don’t ask your friends to help you move.
Hire movers, save a friendship.
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I want to make it very clear that I 1000% look down on young LDS men who choose not to serve missions idc if it's "toxic" (it's not)
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Only in my ward would someone get upset about the church quoting literal scripture please tell me this isn't normal
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I have a theory that many gen z are so afraid of being cringe that they forget to have joy
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Americans b like "I could never name my kid Jesus like Latinos do" and then name their kid Joshua
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Am not doing well
If you don't mind praying for me for the thousandth time for the same trial I'd appreciate it
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Okay but the thing is that if you've ever been inside a temple you know it's not great & spacious.
🧵(It's a long one and this is a thought I've had for a while but i lack the ability to convey it elegantly and for that i apologize)
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Taped a ward activity poster over an anti Mormon sticker
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@Its_for_freedom
The plates were estimated to weigh ~60lbs
I weigh ~135 and am able to sit/stand on my husband's knee like that no problem.
Maybe hit the gym?
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Real ones know
1830s is such a funny decade to reference. like what non-racist thing are you desperate to have experienced? the financial crisis? the cholera outbreak???
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As a former sex worker (read: teenage victim of human trafficking), i specifically sought to marry a man who would NOT exploit me
And i think you should too
I am convinced that 99% of men would be okay w/ their wives selling nudes on OnlyFans if they’re guaranteed a portion of the revenue.
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And I'm not supposed to think introverts are pathetic?
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I'd rather have my wedding for free in an LDS cultural hall than one of those tacky event centers for like 8k
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It is my baptism anniversary (8years) and I'm glad I spent it at girls camp
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Reading the Book of Mormon
What improved your quality of life so much you wish you did it sooner?
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My mom is having trouble accepting my faith. Even if you're not a member of my church, please pray for her peace. We have always been close so this is a very difficult conflict when it comes up
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They types of people that are telling me not to read the miracle of forgiveness is giving me the impression that i need to read the miracle of forgiveness
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Kelson is right. One guy in my ysa branch saw the pathetic culture and decided to change it. He took every girl in the branch on a date, (yes even the less "desirable" ones) and our branch saw three weddings that year after only having 1 in 4 years.
Just go on dates. Literally.
Imagine how much power you would have as a young man if you just asked out tons of girls on dates. No one else is doing it. Everyone is too scared. The field is white.
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It's not arson if the clinic wasn't born yet
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My husband is currently explaining the word of wisdom to a group of drunk guys at a bar in central New Jersey
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My missionary work is commenting "have you read the book of Mormon?" on every antimormon post i see
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@Ettatorial
@witthealthcoach
Love when the real reading comprehension havers come into my mentions ❤️ muah
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I'd like to add:
When I (former prostitute) had this conversation with my husband (who was a virgin) 🧵
This was a very intentional conversation on his part. Everyone in the branch we were in had a vague idea of my past as I referenced the changes I made frequently.
For LDX: do you feel it would be necessary to disclose to your fiancée that you were not a virgin?
My (now) wife and I confirmed to each other that we were virgins before the wedding date. I wonder if one of us weren’t a virgin what we would’ve done/said. Do you lie?
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Marriage first, then cohabitation, then babies
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I forgot i married an American so thanksgiving "dinner" @ 1pm apparently????
What time do you eat thanksgiving dinner and why is it different from dinnertime?
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I know it's a little silly but I have a visceral disgust of nail polish on men
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I know he's pretty damn close to perfect and a lot of you don't have it in you to live up to this but I just thought I'd share for the girlies who are afraid to turn their lives around out of fear of being too far gone.
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Our temples aren't designed to make us feel small and *distant from God* the way that most (big) religious buildings are. They're designed to make us feel *CLOSE to Him* and they accomplish just that, by avoiding greatness and spaciousness and instead inciting feelings of comfort
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Just saw a commercial that said "the bodies we were randomly assigned at birth" which is demonic btw. Our bodies despite their flaws are handpicked by God for us
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@Jack_Raines
I worked for the church in 2020 and am so glad that they were able to afford the overhead costs of covid leave and cutting productivity in half while paying us our full salary without laying anyone off. All while we were making PPEs to be donated, not profiting from
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