My wife and I have been laughing all night asking AI to retell Book of Mormon stories in the style of Donald Trump. I need to find a good AI voice generator.

Does anyone more familiar spaceships and stuff want to help me out with this thing in the southern sky?

@SenSchumer You’re 50 years too late. Y’all are getting the unlubed version of exposure because you waited until it was inevitable.

@Bro_TheCat It costs more to make than it’s worth. Money is so devalued at this point, might as well round up or down to the nearest nickel.

@JRX_III What happened to people that died before Christ’s atonement?

@ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk Monoparty hacks that stood against Trump “on principle.”

@KingForUtah How about you fund students and not institutions?

@txsalth2o What an easy way for politicians to save money without committing the cardinal sin of upsetting boomers.

@ExMosPostingLs “I want to keep my records so I’m not inconvenienced by a family freak out, and I expect you ignore your covenants to keep from inconveniencing me.” Pottage people are obnoxious.

@Malcolm_fleX48 Instagram is ridiculous

@nihilists4jesus I’m fairly certain they’re just engagement farms from people who don’t even live in the west.

@josephpmbrtn Can’t wait to see how much USAID they get.

@acnewsitics How illiterate are you?

@IndianaBrunner When you give a Book of Mormon to someone who claims to know what’s inside of it.

I remember the most blue-pilled social-activist girl in my HS won some award for writing a killer persuasive essay/oral argument about stopping penny production to be more fiscally responsible (this was during Bush Jr) I can just imagine her fury at seeing this from Trump today.

RT @elonmusk: Milton Friedman was spot on

I tried to get a “In da club” version of “In our Lovely Deseret” Minimal success.

There are attempts to do this. But the difficult part is that most of the geography was described before the visit of the resurrected Savior. When Christ was crucified, there were cataclysmic events that destroyed many of the mentioned cities. After His visit, there’s much less detail about the geography of the Nephites and Lamanites.

I didn’t watch almost any of the superbowl because my son wanted to watch Mario while eating the snacks we made.

@rougarou1776