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No joke. My 17yo just said “ok, I get it!” and is online now, submitting his missionary application.
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This is huge! BYU Pathway for k-12?!? Awesome.
I love Elder Gilbert. The guy can’t stop innovating.
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Giving your son one last father’s blessing before sending him off for the best two years is a monumental and glorious task. It took a while to choke the words out.
May God be with you, my son.
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No. This is what Satan does: Convinces us were worthless and unsaveable. He’s done it to me, but good leaders and the Holy Spirit have testified to me it is not so. Repentance is divine. Christ has the power to save all!
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Dude in my ward makes well into seven figures per year. Going through heavy chemo and radiation all week, totally sapped of energy but still shows up to clean the church early Saturday morning with a smile on his face and donuts for everyone. My tiny ward is the best.
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2 Ne. 23:18 - I remember marking this years ago and I just couldn’t imagine they would go after the children.
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This is my fav pic of Pres. Nelson. Amazing Chad move.
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Complimenting women on their looks when you are a married man is only asking for trouble.
Married man: but she’s so pretty! I’ll make her day by telling her.
Not your place, bro. Keep it to yourself. Better yet, turn your focus onto your wife.
Women:
Does it make you uncomfortable if a married man says things to you about your looks?
Men:
Where do you draw the line?
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The zooming needs to stop. Does your ward still zoom?
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Watch out ladies! My boys ‘bout to descend into the conference center
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There are now six priesthood holders in my house. Glory to God.
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This video answered so many questions for me. Truly a tender mercy for me during a very difficult time.
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Wife spoke in sacrament today. My 10yo made this sign for her:
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Does anyone remember when there were prop 8 protestors at the temple and a bunch of Polynesian members had to keep them from jumping the fence and vandalizing the property?
Non-Californians will never understand what Prop 8 did to us.
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This will happen in your ward soon (if not already). What is your plan?
This LDS mom was punished by her ward for defending The Proclamation on the Family.
She gave me permission to share her story anonymously.
This is what’s happening in our church congregations.
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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“Sacrament meeting is first and foremost an ordinance meeting” - my bishop
Fantastic change of perspective for me
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People screaming in the conference center, even in glee, at temple announcements- so cringe. Please stop.
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This place exists:
On the island of Vestmanneyjar in the belly of a volcano this gorgeous MORMON monument was erected to honor the 400 converts who left from here in the 1850s to join the saints in Utah. They settled in Spanish Fork. There is a corresponding monument in SF.
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Why was this such a momentous occasion(the purchase of the property)? It is because we honor and respect the locations where Heaven and earth have met.
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I went to an endowment session tonight with a new convert who is pretty high in masonry. In the celestial room we asked him how masonry compares to what he just experienced. He said “I’m in the big leagues now!”
Do Mormons not know that their “church” is full of Masonic symbolism and rituals, and that it teaches that God the Father was once a Man that became a god and still has a physical body (“eternal progression” like the trillions of other gods in the universe apparently) and had a
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They just keep winning
BYUI>BYU
In effort to remove potential barriers of applying for prospective students, the university has removed its application fee.
For more information, visit .
#BYUIdaho
#byui
#rexburg
#highereducation
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She was nationally unknown back then, but Kamala is the reason we have same-sex marriages. As the CA Attorney General, she illegally ignored the democratically-approved Prop 8 & allowed same sex marriages to happen- even presiding over some.
This is the historical hinge point:
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I can get behind AI if this is what it can create. Internet gold.
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Just your annual romantic reminder that “Love Language” was simply made up by a guy that wanted to sell books.
And you all fell for it.
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Once we were tracting and a guy asked if we knew someone who cut hair. I said I did and proceeded to give my first haircut ever. It turned out great and in lieu of payment he had to gather his fam for a message. We baptized the entire family.
A few weeks after his baptism…
Latter dat saint brethren. When on your mission, did you pay to get haircuts, or did you let your comp wing it?
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This place exists.
I took this shot with the cheap iPhone. Can you imagine in person?
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The audacity of members who don’t have their pic in Tools.
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Fun idea: go back and listen to the conference closest to your date of birth to see what was on the Lord’s mind back then.
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Dude just walked away from the only true source of peace and happiness in this life and then he asks this?
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Dating scene is terrible on BYU’s campuses, right? Ok hear me out:
Arranged dating in student and YSA wards.
Dates arranged by one female and one male student whose calling is to pair people up, working together with the HG as their guide.
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President Nelson issued smartphones for all missionaries in January 2020. Two months later, the world shut down and 100% of missionary work was done through smartphones.
#followtheprophet
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Stopped in a
@Subway
.The lady is very enthusiastic and happy to make me a great sandwich. I point out I’ve never seen a cookie display completely full like that. She beamed that I noticed. Obvs she took pride in her work. Then her boss came in from outside
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Testimony meeting today was full of humble, simple, brief testimonies expressing faith hope and gratitude for their God and Savior.
Glorious.
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I’m going under the knife this week. So, tonight, my ministering brother anointed me with healing oil. My son sealed the anointing with a blessing. And a recent convert, who just got the MP, joined for his first blessing.
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Section 109 is “a tutorial about how the temple spiritually empowers you and me to meet the challenges of life in these last days” -President Nelson
Have you read it yet? Amazing section.
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This is your annual reminder to give your kids father’s blessings. My eldest sons have pointed out that fathers blessings were the first time they were able to recognize the Spirit. It is always there in full force.
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I feel like a lot of drama, embarrassment, bad vibes could have been avoided this week on X if this principle would have been followed.
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I don’t know why y’all keep getting mad at the SLC temple construction getting delayed over and over again. Obvs they’re preparing for “the great earthquake” of the sixth seal. So, the longer it takes to finish, the longer it will be before California sinks into the sea!
Wait…
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LDS scouting was done right:
*uniforms, ranks, merit badges at the age kids think they’re cool (age 11-14)
*ditch the uniforms that are getting too small, finish eagle and move to high adventure (15-18)
Lazy YM leaders at the turn of the century destroyed it.
To answer the question "How do we better prepare boys to serve a mission?", we had the answer, but it was slowly chipped away by lazy administrators and devouring mothers until it became a shell of its former self and imploded.
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Did you know there is still much debate over where the name “America” came from? I’m having a bit of fun today finding proof that our land was actually named anciently by Nephites!
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Building resiliency among our young men is paramount as I raise my 6 sons.
I noticed 2 things that suck ambition/resiliency from young men:Video games and porn. How can we help our sons avoid these & instead foster independence, resilience & masculinity?
There is a clear answer:
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I’ve often wondered why Mormon bothered to describe the Nephite monetary system in Alma 11. You could argue it was so we could get an idea of the value of Zeezrom’s bribe.
Nah, I think it was to provide one of the strongest proofs of the veracity of the BoM- cont.
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Ezra T. Benson gave two reasons for the Book of Mormon:
1. Teach principles of the Gospel of Christ
2. Expose enemies of Christ by showing examples in Nephite history— they are the same, today.
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Boys are the best. I just came home to a bobsled and bobsled course the 7 & 10yo built:
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Took my second son today who is now endowed with power from on high to spread the gospel in Missouri.
#youlovetoseeit
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People outside CA have no idea what it was like during Prop 8.
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Attending the Samoan ward today.
Warning if you attend one: their prayers are legit 5 minutes long. Incredible.
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I hate it. Hate hate hate legalization. The smell is now EVERYWHERE. I’m so tired of it.
I actually don't hate weed I just quit because God told me too but man was legalization stupid af
It really does smell bad in legal states. I never lived in one but the stench is everywhere.
People who are smoking can and should be shooed to their cars or the woods or whatever
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Has anyone else noticed how wonderfully warm and completely comforting it feels when a priesthood holder places his hands on your head? I instantly feel the Lord’s love. Every single time.
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The LDS Church. In stead of hiring a professional choir, they resort to UNPAID child labor every Mother’s Day forcing their innocent children to sing for them like court jesters during sacrament meeting, since the ‘50s!
__________The LDS Church__________
Phasing out custodial staff and profiting off of free labor since 1991.
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My 96 yo grandmother had six children. One died in childbirth. All remain active, temple-worthy. Those children gave her 20 grandchildren. All active, temple-worthy. Those grandchildren so far have given her 69 great-grandchildren. All active, temple-worthy!! Thread/
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Anyone else anniversarymaxxing?
24 years for us!
Today is my 9th anniversary. She knows all my weaknesses which are many and all my strengths which are few, and yet she loves me more than I imagined was possible and certainly more than I deserve.
Don’t be afraid to ask that girl to marry you or else you’ll regret it forever.
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@NateForUtah
[Child dances sexually]
Hmm that’s completely inappropriate.
Stop sexualizing my child that I taught to dance sexually in a stripper bar, you perv!
Oh brother.
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I don’t know why I’m sharing this other than I’m stunned. It’s unfortunately unusual to see people taking pride in their work anymore. It’s nice to see it when it happens.
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It was the Wild West back then. Crazy dog piles by progs and ex’s if you expressed any traditional support for the brethren or the church. The insurmountable numbers of attacks was shocking. All of this with NO reinforcements. I kept waiting for them to come and none came.
Maybe YOU just found your way to Twitter in the last few years - but have some respect for the battlefield of narrative warfare you find yourself in now.
It's insulting to feign 2020 hindsight on
#DezNat
when you weren't there and only ever talk about 1 side of it.
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I know y’all are jealous that my missionary son just baptized a new member into
@TheTriarii
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When I’m tempted to complain about “church” I remind myself that I am the church.
Ward is very cliqueish? Feel lonely? Likely I’m not the only one. I should seek them out and put an arm around them.
My ward doesn’t mention Christ enough? I can bare testimony of Him every week.
@SaintlyOpinion
But shouldn’t church be CHRIST-CENTERED?? Why is Christ not talked about more at Church? It is His church, bearing His name and often times His name isn’t even mentioned during sacrament meeting except the sacrament prayer or when closing a talk/prayer in His name.
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The last two times I’ve come to Provo, I driven behind this guy with the weirdo vanity plate. Wut mean?
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Further proof that any and every woman is more attractive with long hair.
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“True repentance is not an event. It is a never-ending privilege. It is fundamental to progression and having peace of mind, comfort, and joy.” Pres. Nelson ‘18
Are you in a state of repentance, anon?
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He asked me to cut his hair again and it was awful! He was so mad! Obvs my fingers were guided by the Spirit that first time.
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And if you can’t afford the $10k, they will find a way.
@th3m1lesm0rales
BYU - Pathways is $10,000 for a 4 year degree. You increase in your ability to make money as you learn as first you earn Certifications, then an AA, then your Bachelors Degree. I have never been to college, but this is the way I would go.
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My brother loved being a Bishop. There’s never a shortage of service opportunities.
Except for the money part. That part was depressing seeing how many try to manipulate the Bishop to get free money.
People (especially women) who want to be a bishop are weird.
Being a bishop is *hard*. It is hard emotionally, spiritually, mentally, and physically.
Pray for your bishops, y'all. Pray for them to be lifted up. Sustain them. Help them.
Please.
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“Live our lives in such a way that we would be prepare to walk away easily when the call comes” -President Eyring
If “the call” came tomorrow to you, what would make it hard to walk away? Perhaps we should change our attitude toward that thing or remove it from our lives.
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His younger brother is watching him do it so he knows how to do it in a few more years.
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