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@ZoolanderCZ
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2 years
@danorlovsky7 I just take everything you say, and repeat it to my wife. She doesn't pay attention or care, but assumes I know a shit ton about QB's and how to run offenses. I appreciate it man.
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1 year
@MiamiMatters_ @NFL_DovKleiman @JoshTheAthletic You talking about the N word? If Mac dropped that it wouldn't be "Mac was disrespectful" the headline would be "Mac used racial slur during game"
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@ZoolanderCZ
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6 years
@MMAFighting She almost had it.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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4 years
@DonutOperator Shut up and show us that meat.
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5 years
@DonutOperator Cat is exhausted after spending the afternoon spinning around in the dryer.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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5 years
@d_Pac_ @PatMcAfeeShow Not to mention he's only thanked them 200 times before this.
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6 years
What a weird world we live in - @SarahSpain says something honest, and factual about a man that went to jail for beating women - and twitter tries to make her the bad guy for having a "racist agenda"...
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5 years
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5 years
@espnmma @arielhelwani @MayceeBarber Wait..if she's that bad why is @MayceeBarber obsessed with fighting her? Shouldn't she set her sights on someone that belongs in the UFC then?
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@ZoolanderCZ
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4 years
@PhillyD That's CGI Phil, Dont let the democrats fool you.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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5 years
@TomBrady Hit him with a Volkswagen.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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4 years
@PhillyD @Casey This tweet brought to you by lysol injections
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@ZoolanderCZ
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11 months
@sbell021 In his defense, that wasn't a bad half. That was 5 bad plays. The Loveland Td, both of Dons TDs, both INT's. You take those out, and the JJ TD, and both of CJ's TD's, and the broken up pass in the endzone, OSU probably wins. So there's that.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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8 months
@drg123tcpc @jackwilly83 We've gone from "JJ MidCarthy cant win big games." to "JJ is leaving so it's over now." Man what a time to be alive.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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6 years
@arielhelwani Worst part of the whole night.
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7 years
@MMAFighting It would end in two rounds, but Conor wouldn't get his hand raised.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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4 years
@twangarang86 @MMAFighting @JedKMeshew They're trying to book Aldo - Cejudo with Aldo coming off back to back losses and being 2-4 in his last 6. You think they wont give TJ a title shot?
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@ZoolanderCZ
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3 months
@Matt_Bove @WKBW I love that he asked if he was allowed to have any of the snacks. "So, I'm your new top WR. Your first round pick. Josh Allens new best friend. Can I uh...have a snack?"
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@ZoolanderCZ
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1 year
@benekcj @stoolpresidente Imagine being so soft you can't use the letter M.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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3 years
@KyleKulinski Her pretending to be on the phone 🤣
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@ZoolanderCZ
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5 years
@DonutOperator You couldn't just shoot the door in the leg?
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@ZoolanderCZ
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7 years
@Pats_Fan24 @AdamSchefter Or do the Patriots thing. Grab 2 undrafted Rookies, a LB from Oaklands practice squad & a DB from Jimmy Johns.
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3 years
@Alex_Haefner @joh12nny @ArchGotta @MikeSilver Didn't he say in his press conference yesterday he stayed in Ohio to spend time with his family? lol
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2 years
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1 year
@andrew_scheil @amstuart1994 If they find time to step away from the Blink 182 show they're at.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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5 years
@DonutOperator Also it's not our place to identify him. You should let him identify as who ever he wants to be in that picture.
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7 months
@trevormccue Jack Harbaugh looks like Jim Harbaugh playing an older version of Jim Harbaugh for a tv show.
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9 months
@WolverineChron It's a no win. If they win "They cheated" if they lose "See they were cheating" Fuck it just win and let them talk I guess.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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5 months
@JimNagy_SB @UMichFootball @chengelis @anthonytbroome @Balas_Wolverine @TheWolverineOn3 @MaizenBrew @michiganinsider @MySportsUpdate @TomPelissero @nfldraftscout Them Blue Collar Boys out there working. That's why they won it all. They were happy to go out and put in the work. They didn't skip a chance to improve, and they're not skipping today either.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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1 year
@MiMagaWatch @MIGOP I'm sure the great @SteveCarraMI could come in and save the day. Or at least tweet out Fauci memes while college students down the street from his office are fighting for their lives after being shot.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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4 years
@DonutOperator Those roof Koreans are probably grandparents by now. Their kids, and grand kids have waited their whole lives for a moment to shine.
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5 months
@SarahSpain No way those are his kids lol. Folks just taking random images of kids and going "yep them are mine. RIP lisa tho"
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4 years
@scary_harry106 @JonnyBones Dude is concussed, heart broken, exhausted, and emotional. They hugged it out. Ferguson congratulated him. Go through what he has, then get your ass beat for 24min and then see how ya feel.
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3 years
@SarahSpain Once after a wedding I was walking to a bar a block away with other wedding guests. I was walking with a lady I met at that wedding. On the way to the bar I asked her "So what brings you to South Bend tonight?" we celebrated our 5 year wedding anniversary last Sunday.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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3 years
@MikeReiss Love this. Cant wait for next year.
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7 years
@MGolicJR57 He has a point - college isn't about becoming a pro anything. It's about preparing you for your life after college. And getting you ready for the job you plan to do after coll...wait a minute
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9 months
@CFB_Pat @TWH_Chris I'm sure he'd look back and think "Yeah I played in those games and lost. But they erased the win so I feel better now."
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@ZoolanderCZ
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6 months
@THEREDRANGER3 Is that Downs at the end not even attempting to make a play?
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@ZoolanderCZ
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8 years
@dannykanell with the history of the Catholic church, might as well call it the #ConvictsVSConvicts
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7 years
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6 years
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1 year
@RandyScottESPN Should have called someone "Yeah we just landed. No, I'm still in my seat like a normal person. Doors are locked, can't go anywhere anyway. No. of course I'm staying seated. I'm not insane."
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5 years
@HamadQ99 @MMAFighting @MMAFightingSM Quit lying. You know the truth. Jon saw it this weekend. Traveled back in time and started using it so he could say he did it first. Using time travel to rewrite history is a dirty trick imo.
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5 years
@DonutOperator You should buy him a lap dance.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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7 months
@_ZachShaw Heard a lot of people say he would be put in a blender. Weird.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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4 years
@DonutOperator A true man of the people.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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10 months
@internetraj I am so glad for once it's a 600 page Manifesto about coaching football and not "My plan for society" that ends in a shooting rampage.
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8 years
@MMAFighting It's hard to take @TWooodley seriously anymore. Tied Wonderboy in his last fight, now he's trying to duck him again.
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7 months
@TWH_Chris "Big deal James Franklin and Allar sucks." "MidCord was a Syracuse caliber QB" "You played the worst BAMA team in a decade." "Your team got away with holding against Washington." "You'll just have to vacate it."
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3 years
@felderpaul @c0linM @melihs11 @bambamtuivasa I wouldn't waste too much time defending yourself bro. We all know you're a stand up guy and you wouldn't just ignore that to talk about basketball.
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5 years
@Jmac_Era @espnmma @Benaskren @arielhelwani He was 3rd on a ppv twice now he's the main event for his next fight. He made 350k for Robbie and 210k for Jorge. Colby has one fight in 16 months and made 100k. Sounds like Colby should ask Ben for advice.
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5 years
@espnmma @MayceeBarber @arielhelwani "Paige didn't hold up her end of the deal" She went 5-3 in the UFC and lost to Rose & Waterson. She lost to Clark, sure. But she broke her arm in the first round and went all 3 rounds with her and out-landed her 96-78. There is a reason Maycee isn't calling for a tougher fight.
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6 years
@YouseffMilad @ahpuiii @MMAFighting This is the 3rd time in 7 fights that she has missed weight. Do you see that gut? That's not 'I'm bloated from my period" that's "I didn't care about making weight"
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@ZoolanderCZ
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6 years
@MMAFighting @PetesyCarroll She walked out looking like she slept through her alarm and missed her weight cut.
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7 months
@JoeReynoldsAH If JJ leaves, Orji will be in an interesting position in 6-7 months. He'll have a lot of opportunities in Ann Arbor.
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5 years
@saur_tommy @MMAFighting Huh? He's right. Financially it makes sense. Conor fighting for the title will make the ufc more money than if JG fights for the title. It's a stupid fight, he doesn't deserve it if he beats Cerrone. But from a financial aspect it's the fight to make.
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1 year
@EvilKoopa91 @PFF_College Didn't play the 2nd half in the first 3 games, didn't play the 2nd half vs Illinois, didn't play against Ohio State. Basically missed 4 whole games lol.
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3 months
@woodyVSworld @OSUlindz This is fucking weird.
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3 years
@mikegolicjr I wish one reporter would have followed up with Tomlin on the very next question "So... You're saying there's a chance?"
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9 months
@Michellek4040 Didn't know Spiro had lines like that.
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4 years
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3 years
@tyschmit Stop Drop Your bike Hit a car Roll Oh No That's how ruff ryders roll
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@ZoolanderCZ
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6 years
@MMAFighting Floyd trolling MMA fans.
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7 years
@AdamSchefter Not many NFL teams have their own farm team. Pretty impressive really.
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2 years
@sbell021 Terrible news. Wondered how things were going since there hadn't been many updates recently. Cancer is the worst. Just fucking terrible.
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@VaArcAngel80 @SarahSpain He doesn't have any lol. Those aren't his kids.
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5 years
@faptizer @espnmma @Benaskren @arielhelwani Well he made 350k for his win against Robbie, 210k for his loss to Jorge both fights he was 3rd on the ppv. Now he's the ME against Maia Ina few weeks. Colby has one fight in the past 16 months and he made 100k to headline vs Robbie. Sounds like he knows what he's doing.
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8 years
@GregoryPaulin @T1DJohnny @MMAFighting @ufc Aldo was injured. Conor was fighitng at 170 and 155. So no. Not like Aldo.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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2 years
@Leelze32 @3YearLetterman It's been too long since we had a viral little league parent brawl.
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1 year
@DennisDrinkwitz @Hayesfawcett3 This is like Wisconsin claiming Lake Michigan is theirs.
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1 year
@JazzRivers90 @MailOnline I might call in sick to work to watch that depo.
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1 year
@THEREDRANGER3 Well someone smeared shit on their ceiling. That is undeniable.
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6 years
@PlanetarAnanda @shagohodd @joerogan He has to make sure we don't have any business deals with this tribe first. Rumor has it they strongly deny doing it.
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6 years
@Brett_McMurphy Here come the angry Ohio fans - and they're not angry because one of their coaches beat his wife, and the coach and AD did nothing about it. They're mad that someone spoke out about it. Fitting they traded in their sweater vest for a stained wife beater.
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5 years
@PatMcAfeeShow @GetUpESPN Imagine the juicy scandals he could produce at that level.
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8 years
@theRedReaver @MMAFighting If a fight was judged on stats - you'd have a case. Woodley CLEARLY lost 3 rounds. You're bias.
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@UMFanJosh @SwiperR6 @garysamb They've gone from "Your QB was never the reason you won" to "HOW ARE YOU GOING TO WIN WITHOUT A QB?!" real fast.
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@ZoolanderCZ
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5 years
@MMAFighting @MayceeBarber Wants to be the youngest ufc champion. Keeps calling out inactive unranked fighter.
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6 years
@DareToTettey @Eok_19 @MMAFighting @AlexanderKLee Not to mention there's no way that was his 'prime' dude went 8 years and 19 fights without losing. But some how 1-3 in his last four is his prime years? Delusional
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@FFbuckCLE Before the game "Notre Dame is trash, we'll win by 21" After the game "We played a great team!" Before the game "Michigan better be careful. Rutgers about to spoil their season." After the game.."Rutgers is trash big deal" Pretty wild how fast your fanbase flip flops.
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5 years
@newds_2018 @MikeReiss "like I didn't see it man. So instead of giving us the chance to review it... Imma say he was out. Trying to speed this up. I've gotta get up for work in the morning. Keep it moving boys "
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5 months
@jpohank @smoovenole I needed this about 6 hours ago. Half of them think I'm a Florida fan, the other half also think I'm a Florida fan.
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2 years
@WoodsFootball @TheHerd Well he can't say "we want to take away JJ, and make them beat us running the ball." in theory he has the right idea. It'll be a tough task, and I hope it doesn't work out for them.
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4 years
@MMAFighting Anyone with a brain can see this isn't his fault.
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5 months
@H4Llrj @BoardGeniuses You know what urban and those players were guilty of? Loving football too much.
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5 years
@mporter440 @REALChessChamp @arielhelwani @BrianTcity That chin of his could probably eat that kick too.
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2 years
@thenickread @ChaseD_Vonn @SebChantre @LiamHealy16 @EASPORTSUFC EA UFC 4 is maybe the worst MMA game ever created. This shit is fucking terrible. I honestly cant believe it.
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5 years
@MMAFighting @mousasi_mma Literally everyone said this after Lovato weighed in. But now Mousasi says it and "Stop making excuses" - anyone watching the weigh ins thought the exact same thing "No way he's clean"
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6 months
@StunnaKy "He won nine Hart Trophies, the NHL's most valuable player award, and eight of these were awarded in consecutive years from 1980 to 1987. Gretzky holds the record for most MVP awards of any player in North American professional sports."
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10 months
@TWH_Chris Not to mention, stealing signs from your sideline isn't against the rules. So it's gone from a "Vast network" to he was on the sidelines doing it? So he's not breaking rules?
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3 months
@TristanGHill @jedigoodman Most viewed video on Fifa's youtube...222 million. Most viewed video on the power slap channel is 1.8 million.
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3 years
@BryanMillsFist @Johnubacon He was open and transparent with the school,team, and recruits. He could have pulled a Brian Kelly.
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7 years
@arielhelwani ...but Yoel just lost.
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