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To young brilliant people who will find themselves going up the career ladder faster than expected time or getting to managerial roles at ages and years of experience less than norm, here are 10 tips i wish i knew then!
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Video not available in my location, but the Gold is
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😂😂😂aah Gents let’s do better man
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sometimes you have to pope off and show niggas
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Kendrick in Rwanda.
-RwandaAir offers discounted flights for that week
-city is made safer
-president attends concert in person
If it was Uganda, the parliament would be tabling a bill to cancel the concert because he has come to recruit their children into illuminati🤦🏾♂️
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Soon on ntv
"I'm raymond mujuni and I'm rita kanya,let's take a SHORT BREAK and we'll be right back"
Ugandans:
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Have they tried using digital number plates?
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This Guy has an assured job at National medical store and URA
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I'm sorry men decided to be cruel to you on your birthday,i hope the world is kinder to you and hope you recover fully and be full of life, Happy Birthday Desire!
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Damn yall niggas are struggling to go back home to your wives?? I be cutting through traffic like Lewis Hamilton to go watch Bridgerton with her as we wait for the pizza delivery, beautiful life!
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Ambassador yogela ekikuli kumutima, oyina diplomatic immunity Totya 😂😂
Indeed a very rainy day in Kampala 🌧️☔️⛈️ (Nakasero 12:50 PM)
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If you ever sung “we young women and men of Uganda”
What's the criteria for classification as an international school??
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Be patient please, this time she is cooking for people, she will cook for dogs some other day!
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When the ref tells the muchuba “have some decency”
Hi beautiful people 🤩
Get prepared for the
#ISALeague
kicking off at
#LegendsGrounds
this June.
Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗
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Yongela ko omutwalo owa boda ajilete!
‼️‼️URGENT‼️‼️
2 bedroom apartment needed in Muyenga ,budget 100,000 Ugx a month
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i envy baganda from central, man’s be like “i’m going to the village to check on grandma” whole time he is talking about bweyogerere
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**after 3 seconds
"Oganye??"
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Blackthorne: tell your lord that I’m love with a Kampala woman, who is friends with a lot of DJs and Photographers
Mariko: the anjin wishes to cry
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😂😂I told this boda guy to turn on his headlights and he told me “eno etala eyakila ku speed kikumi abiri,kati gwe asalawo,tutambule Mpola mpola mu nzikiza Obah tutekeko etala tusisinnkane mukama”🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Top 5 HOT THINGS to do to a drunk Girl at a bar or party.
A thread
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You guys are now eating unborn matoke??
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At Jikoni Restaurant you pay less than 30k for Luwombo and they serve you food for 3 adults, if thats not Money laundering then I don't know.
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Uganda is a trash country, untill you have to live a long time outside Uganda, then you start to realize how top tier some of the small things are,like the food,the taste of coffee, the hospitality,the freedom to move around, the vibes the amenities,it’s just different!
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“baby boy oyo ya ngamba musikile amagi”
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JOEL: the bars will remain closed
People watching the address from a bar:
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All Rachel/Reachel/recheal/recho/reaychel/reyco/royco need to have a meeting and agree on one spelling for their name
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#HeyFreshers
there are two ways to meet Satan at campus.
the first is eating a ka 10k from tuition money, the 2nd is taking an extra 10k for sports betting to recover the money
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his father left him aged 3,his mom a stripper,daughter died stillborn,wife died in car accident,"brother" OD'd at 23,he rides the subway,donates 60% earnings to charity,lives in a simple flat,most skilled real life gun handling actor.
A FUCKING LEGEND!🙌🙌🙌🔥
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i think peoples understanding of surprise proposal is so flawed,you should have already talked about it and know she wants it,the date and time of the proposal is what should be a surprise, it's a surprise proposal not surprise marriage😂😂
No remorse for y'alll
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grasshoppers this year have said “DM for location”
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The t-shirts they selling you at 35k Fine-spinners factory shop sells to them at 9k
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7 out of 10 girls around you have either been raped or sexually assaulted, at one stage of their life,the 3 just haven't told you about it yet!
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He doesn’t give 2 sheets
Minister Matia Kasaija took 300 karamoja iron sheets but he has returned 298 iron sheets... 😂😂😂
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shouting “piga adui” when thor came for thanos
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The bitter truth that todays “woke”youth do not want to accept is that You’d be wasting your time dating such a woman, regardless of how you feel or your sentiments on this topic the fact stays that such a woman you don’t date,you marry her straight away!
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I see Nigerians have finally discovered this funny Kenyan politician
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In Kampala don’t make the same decisions and choices as your friend with a $2million trust fund back up, but most importantly don’t try to learn this the hard way.
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This legend here😂😂😂
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Why would i want to work in a saloon when i have Jesus,money and food
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Red flags are supposed to be for general character trait that may apply to more than one person, but y'all out here like "if she was in akamwesi room A24 in 2017,1st year 2nd sem🚩🚩🚩🚩".
Bruh just DM her
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I've dined at fine places but Le Chateau Brasserie Belge has to be the top most.
The service is incredibly awesome,they listen to you and advise you on the best food for you.
The Ambiance is great, the food is greater.
Only problem was seeing my salary on the wine menu😭🤦🏾♂️.
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KISU babe: did you guys also do IGCSE upto year 12?
Me
Hi beautiful people 🤩
Get prepared for the
#ISALeague
kicking off at
#LegendsGrounds
this June.
Don’t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates 🤗
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Lettuce be serious
Ever since people discovered this combo they never looked back, available to order today at only 38000
Call or text us on 0701575267,0773428314 to make your orders 😊
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mom: “i’m soo glad none of my children likes njaga”
One of her children:
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It's worse from 25 to 29,in those 4 years you experience 4 decades of emotion, circumstances, pressure and reality.
The key is resilience!!!
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The police has abducted these individuals for peacefully protesting the inherent corruption in parliament
@beewol
@Faizafabz
@Owishemwe
and
@baronedgar8
and are illegally detaining them at jinja road police
#March2Parliament
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Jr is going to “my father can beat your father” us to war😭
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Heartbreak should be a valid reason to get leave from work, how you expect to be productive when someone else doing my girl?😭😭💔
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Annual reminder
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bros be called keno and you think it’s short for kenneth, whole time it’s from Rubangakene
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I was once told a story of a guy at campus who used to promise guys,that as soon as he gets a government office,HE WOULD STEAL money.
Finished campus, got the job,his first deal he robbed 500k,he was caught and imprisoned for 7 years💀
Once I become a politician,I will embezzle money even the current embezzlers will bow down for me!
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🤣🤣🤣🤣Mr Jonathan has put the final nail in the coffin with his assistant
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When Batman parks the batmobile at kiseka
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if your school punishment storo starts with stuff like “they caught us stealing fene in the district farm” just chill man, it’s okay!
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This is an MP for a remote rural district in Uganda btw💀
@paulg
delve, safeguard, robust, demystify, 'in this digital world',
all chatgpt.
I am rejecting all content with any of these words.
there is no problem with these words, but they make human language mechanical.
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be ready to wait till marriage for anything more than holding hands
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If she’s ever fed giraffes in Nairobi
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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The returns are not amaizing?
After an investment of over 1.8M, ladies and gentlemen, this is our harvest today.
Maize game l have given up l will never try again 🙌🙌🥲🥲🥲
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I need all the Ugandan graphics guys who poured body for tarsis to help these guys please, this is horrible
𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐋𝐞𝐭𝐬𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐓𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.
𝟐𝟎𝟎𝐌
𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 🥇
𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟒 𝐎𝐥𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬
𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐝𝐞; 𝐎𝐮𝐫 𝐉𝐨𝐲 🇧🇼🇧🇼🇧🇼
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Maybe y’all should drop the graduation pics once again such that I can get motivated.😩
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Everytime girls see boys with good skin and hair😂😂😂
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Just hold your money bro, 10 shades at 3k, comes with a free power bank
You can’t be buying shades/ sunglasses for more than 20k !
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Nga these guys wear clinical coats and we have never mistaken them for doctors😂😂😂
Today in Kampala: Medical doctors have asked
@UCC_Official
to halt the release of a music video that musician Gereson Wabuyi, known by his stage name as Gravity Omutujju is reportedly working on, arguing that the use of a clinical coat and stethoscope in the scenes undermines the
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This guy is a
Govt has no money to facilitate medical interns- Museveni
“Why don't we agree that a person who has qualified as a medical doctor after five years in the medical school, continues with the internship but with sponsorship from the person who sponsored him in the first place? What
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if kampala girls can hurt the richest 19year old, olwo fe ab’akapapula?
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Drip set
I need to host a party in Uganda where all invited guests show up wearing knock off brands🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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If I send you this, just know me I’ve gone, you’ll find me there!
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checking your girls phone and finding out she is cheating hurts as hell, but have you ever checked her phone and find other niggas dissing the hell out of You and she is just there replying "😂😂😂😂nawe Noooo"...😭😭😭😭😭
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I need more people to brag about quitting alcohol and the positive impact on their lives, I just got a beautiful message from a bro who i always knew if he quit the bottle he’d lock in on that generational change and he said my jazz is what gave him energy to do a year clean!💪🏾
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@JoseSweatshrt
@lanaaxii
Your frame 1 and 2 is what i was trying to go for,but i failed,you Nailed it👌🏿👌🏿
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💀💀💀
My bathroom bulb blew about 2 weeks ago. There’s a tall sweetie I’m planning to invite for drinks very soon ☺️
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We shout Wululu, then Open VPN
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I can still love you,but have days when i don’t want to see or talk to you at all,some times that one day can last for 48 hours or even 2 weeks,but i still love you
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you can be a successful businessman, great mentor and motivational speaker, but once we see a picture of you with any member of the first family, we don’t believe you anymore!
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When my bro was expecting me to whisper some sense to him on his wedding and i told him “your curfew is now 7pm, we shall miss you”
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This old man said Maguire would never top smalling and it was a funny joke at that time, not so funny now!
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Uganda Looking at Ghana like
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I know i said i can never complain on the TL when a person blocks me,but damn this one hurt me😭😭😭.
Come on Doc,so you just gone leave me out here to get obese, unhealthy and die,because of one fact check?😭😭 be easy sir,put me back on,ill be quiet
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Even on surface level, I mean a medical doctor who is a staple at brunch and social scene, a civil rights activist and former political prisoner, Range!!😂😂
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there is no resemblance at all,people are blind,anyway nice green top sharon you rocked it!
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Buni should drive that truck back in the wee hours just to mess us the nation tomorrow morning 😂😂😂😂
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Kati FOMO mukaka nkake?
Davido usually brings a surprise artist on stage.What if he brings Chris Brown to Uganda?
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You go to ONOMO for lunch and by evening you're at the background of like 7 tiktoks
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And then he says “me wan di gyal in a red top pon 50th row up inna nose bleed”
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The marriage is doing soo well you want to open another branch?
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My mom didn’t want me to stick out a lot so she got me a van, came with a driver and service boy too, they’d drop me at uni and then go about their business and pick me again in the evening, they’d take 13 extra people who were going that route for some money, smart guys!!
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Guys make millions in dollars and stay on the internet fighting twars, me If I just make 500k UGx this week😭🤲🏾 I’m deleting social media, can’t give you broke people my time
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My crush is pregnant again😭😭 this girl will kill me
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Your mans friends will meet you for the first time ever and act like they've been hearing about you for the last 5 years,yet all they got was a text 4 minutes before you areived saying "gwe kati I'm bringing this girl called Amber be nice"
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