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Was bored so i built a netflix clone application.
Just the UI/UX features tho...you cant actually watch movies on it...anyways i deployed it using firebase...yal give it a look and send feedbacks
#webdeveloper
#firebase
#react
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Give it up for Melisandre... Underrated Hero..
Brought Jon Snow back to life
Help defeat the Night King
Motivated Arya Stark to bring out her inner baddasery
Lit a thousand swords at once..
The red witch
#GameofThrones
#melissandre
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Moved to a new apartment...so far so good....still got a long way to go but I'm so proud of myself.
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@Mediaologist
Imagine paying so much money for a show only to pass out before the show starts and end up missing the whole thing.... Can never be me
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Porn has destroyed sex.. Girls now expect a normal guy to have a 7inch dick and go for 2 hours while boys expect a normal girl to ride like a pro and moan like she sings in the opera..
Too much expectations...ruins a beautiful sinful act.
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@rovenskyalcin
When are yal gonna come down from your pedestal and admit that android is actually miles ahead technologically in the smartphone ecosystem. Like yal celebrating a 2015 feature on Android.... Damm
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Never forget that Terry G was once one of the biggest and baddest producers in Nigeria. Man made his own beats into hits. Feel this Terry G flow drumming to Reekado Banks new single Rora.
This is epic
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When you realize that the night king was actually nicer than your dragon queen
#GameOfThrones
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Trump writing a six page letter to Nancy Pelosi
"Dear Nancy
First of all fuck you.....
#ImpeachmentDay
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Arya starks thinking of how she is going to find the 3 other girls Gendry has slept with after the war.
#GameofThrones
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Holy sheet watch that turn from Messi.... It's freaking unreal 😶😐😮.
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14 years ago on this day a man named Ronaldinho went into the Bernabeu and destroyed it so well.. He earned a standing ovation from the rival fans.
There are GOATS and there are LEGENDS
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@idialijnr
@OfficialKodaq
@_Queen__S__
@TheOriginator_
@PC1170
@knifechief13
@rxyIo
Don't say anything Lenny... This thread ain't for us..
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Banky no... No.. No.. No.. Thats not how you do it.. You don't engage in a Twitter dragging with Nigerians.. You will always lose..
Now somebody has said ur head looks like roll on😥 how do I get that image out of my head now😂🤣
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Her: He is probably thinking about that bitch from Instagram that keeps liking his photos
Him: How will Aubameyang and lacazette pass through van dijk tomorrow.. Who will hold Mane, firminho and Salah for us.. Choii
#LIVARS
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If u attended any of these schools you don't know what God has done for you :
Uniben
Unilag
AAU
Uniport
UNICAL
UI
OAU
FUTA
AUCHIPOLY
OKADA
If u don't see ur school there add it below 👇
Unless u attended Covenant University .. Jst Japaa
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When I show up in Heaven and I find my nigga chilling there after a lifetime of flexing and enjoyment
#Area51storm
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We no dey carry last... Unless Sanwo Olu wan ban everything wey dey Waka for road.. Panel beaters and mechanics get on this one.. This is a money making venture.. Introducing.. The Keke Rover
#OkadaBan
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Even when we were kids we had a wicked Ronaldinho skill called "snake bite." If them catch u snake bite for field just go home cos Uve disgraced ur ancestors... Ronaldinho was a movement, man made us love football... Wtf is Neymar
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Losing a parent is one of the hardest things to ever happen to anyone.
The finality.. The unfinished plans.. The empty dinner table.. It leaves a hole in your heart.
Appreciate your parents when they are still alive.. They won't be with you forever 😥
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@realdanielemeka
@lumide0b
One time I entered bus without conductor and the driver asked me to help him collect the money... Wetin my brain see that day I no fit talk
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These guys are super heroes... We pray for them as they fight this deadly virus
#coronoavirus
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Pastor Wilson replies... As soon as he said "first of all fvck you" I knew this was gonna be some boondocks uncle ruckus type of shii 😂😂😂🤣
#PastorDavidWilson
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@SympLySimi
When. Playing fifa there is no girlfriend or boyfriend it's player one and player two.. Rep ursef
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It's only Nigerians that will talk to an insect before killing it..
*sees cockroach moving*
"where you dey go..... Taawaiii... 😁
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The most difficult time to be in a relationship as a guy is in your early twenties.
The period when you are stuck in a limbo, trying to figure out yourself and who you want to be.
A thread!!!!
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4 pics 1 word
Lets know those of us who passed Biology in secondary school 😀
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@PotatoGirl83
@fatherjstn
@im_walt1
Yea.. A lot of factors contribute to how people turn out.. Environment, society, media, peers, parenting etc.. We are who we are today because of what we experienced and what we know.. The same hot water that softens a potato hardens an egg
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My uncle sent 7 trailer heads from Germany to his cousin in Nigeria to sell and make some money for him.
The bros with his wife advice donated the trucks as seed to his church pastor..
Baba said he is coming back this Christmas to shut down the church 😂😂🤣🤣
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NARUTO FAN GET IN HERE
A LIST OF THE TOP OF MOST POWERFUL SHINOBI IN NARUTO
1. HASHIRAMA SENJU
No doubt about this, he is acclaimed to be the God of shinobi. The most powerful senju ever and a reincarnation of Ashura.
The only shinobi who could use wood style and match Madara
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We have other aspirants
Kingsley Moghalu
Oby Ezekwesili
Fela Durotoye
Donald Duke.
Atiku and Buhari are not our only options.. Pls Nigerians don't recycle our leaders
We are tired of being unfortunate 😥
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My God 😨😱 this guy explained the true meaning of love like I've never heard before... Mind fvcking blown mahn.. Watch till the end..
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What was your best movie of 2018
Black panther
Avengers infinity war
Ready player one
Pacific Rim
Deadpool 2
Mission impossible fallout
Jurassic world
Crazy rich asians
The commuter
The nun
Widows
The hate u give
Blakklansman
if urs isn't there.. Add it below👇🏽👇🏽
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After the match England player wants to exchange jersey with Nigeria player..
Nigeria player be like
#ENGNGA
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@aniefioketimMyk
@callme__RainMan
We thank God Jesus didn't drive those people selling in the synagogue when Twitter was active
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@NatureisScary
If it's that's small then it must have a mother who could 18 feet long and lives in the benthic.. Yal better return that baby before he mum can't find her baby and comes for yal.
Godzilla ain't gonna stop this one
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Which of these is your best naija album of 2018
Adekunle gold: About 30
M.I: Rendezvous
Burna boy: Outside
M.I: Yung denzl
Seun kuti: Black times
Dj Neptune: Greatness
Kizz Daniel: No bad songs
Brymo: Oso
Add urs if it ain't there
👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
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Which of these actors would best play the role of Kratos the God of War.
Jason Mamoa
Dwayne Rock Johnson
Baptista
Dominic Pursell
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1 pm.. Under this heat.. Inside this hot sun... Inside this harmattan.. In this stressful buhari regime.. Some of you are still smoking weed.. How will you not run mad😒
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I'm ➕ 1 today
Here's to a great life and many more stories to tell.
Happy birthday to meee😁😁😁
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Omotola: I want to thank my husband for his support throughout my career
Twitter feminist:
#AMVCA2018
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Samsung S10 just won the whole debate of Android and iPhone..
Phone Issa massive machine..
I can't wait for tecno to copy it and make their type so I can buy😁.
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@InnocentNudes
Imagine tying someone up like this and Cumming under 2 minutes.... Waste of rope 😒
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@yagirltoomuch
@volqx
Pseudo-racism is what I call it. People who don't believe they are racist because to them they are patriots and that justifies their actions. Those are the worst kinds.. They don't wanna change cos they don't think they are wrong.
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@AfricaStoryLive
I feel bad for that cheetah, he gon be like whoever said I was the fastest land animal was clearly lying....
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I legit worry about my ex.. Its been a while I saw her online.. Now am not trying to get back with her but with so many stories of depression and suicide flying around, I feel like I have to check up on her..
Am I wrong to do so?
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The new game of thrones teaser trailer got me in my feelings 😅😭😭.. Seeing Jon snow and Arya together 😭😭😭April 14.
#ForTheThrone
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@Cheyih_Viktah
Imagine turning him down not because she doesn't feel the same way or doesn't like him but because she thinks he cannot take care of her. Bro u just dodged a bullet.. That kind girl is a destiny destroyer. Man move on and thank God for ur life. Osogbo Arianna Grande
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How do white girls and Black American women feel when they see African women rocking their traditional attires and looking fiercely beautiful 😍😭😍😭🔥
Honestly @ them let's find out.
Kindly Retweet this tweet to support African culture..
Drop ur gele slay as well😁😁🤗
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@BrianJDennis
Naso ur forefathers take sell their brothers and sisters to slavery.... Decades later you refuse to have sense.. Anything for the money
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@fatherjstn
@im_walt1
😁😂😂 Mehn.. Our mama's spanked us hard when we misbehaved as kids... Was it right yes absolutely.. Did we turn out to be violent.. Hell no.. The reverse actually.. Spare the rod and spoil the child..
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@Alex_Houseof308
Arnold schewezeneger: enters wearing a black jacket
Director: Arnold suit.. We said black suit ure getting married today and the officiating priest is...
Arnold: shoots priest
Director: ahh mogbe security oo
Arnold: I'll be back
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Today's episode of
#TalesFromKlaus
Debbypreccy
FT: Ahmed, Debby and Precious
I was in 300 level in the university. I was very broke and the one thing on my mind was my GDP. That was when I noticed Debby.
Issa thread
Leggoooo
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One of the reasons why I can't be a lawyer is cos I use the F-word way too much
I be like..
"ur Honor, this mudafucka is guilty.. This sonovabitching governor douchebag was caught on tape taking a bribe.. Hez a fucking asshole... Throw his fucking ass in jail.. Your honor
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Isn't it ironic how the people we appoint to mentor and groom the leaders of tomorrow are now the ones preying on them.. A grown ass man.. A father, a husband, a mentor.. Shame.. Shame... Shame!!!!
#SexForGrades
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@amyahjadex
@DosRivers
Unbelievable... Look how he got his weapon drawn out and ready to fire only to get his ass whooped by a mob and still ended up blaming it on two black guys.... That's how deep the racism lies in his veins.
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@mummyfire
@Tobby_pearl
It's just 7am and am already seeing breez on the TL... This is gonna be a great weekend 😁
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How do you prevent sleeping in church...
Somebody help me oo.. Ushers want to disgrace me 😥😥😭😭
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@wizkidayo
They are dragging u all over the TL and ure looking for ewa goyin in Milan.. 😁😁
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Messi fans come let's gather here and take a selfie
😁😁😀😀😀😀😀😁😁😃
😁😁😊😉😆😊😎
😚😎🙂😑🙂
😗 📱
Follow each other... Lets grow our accounts 😁😁
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@AfricaFactsZone
@iamMista_jay
Serves them right.. They feel like they are not part of Africa.. Ure not going anywhere.. We die here
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@Danee_nk
@lifeofdhayvid
Eyaa so you mean they robbed only your purse on ur way here and they decided to give you your phone back.. Wow
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