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Samira please specify the country, because this one stone has caught like sixteen African birds.
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Wanna go watch a bail hearing?
I’m so tired of food dates man. If you aren’t getting creative with a date, hesitate to reach out please🙏
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Long distance African parents >>>>
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You guys are joking with heartbreak.
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Dear friends, please stop the habit of ignoring unknown callers. When we receive accident victims in the Emergency Room, sometimes we use our phones to contact relatives to inform them...don’t be that relative that’s not picking up because “you don’t pick unknown numbers”
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Which life comrade? The Apple Watch Series 9 on your wrist or having Prestige Margarine in the village?
If you don’t know this life, you are not a true African.
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Y’all husbands have 6 children outside your marriages but it’s Nyege Nyege where you see immorality.
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You slapped the dog?
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I don’t even know what to say.
Louis Vuitton microscopic handbag sold for $63K at Pharrell Williams auction.
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Words can’t express my gratitude for the love & kindness shown to us in the past week. I’m deeply thankful to you all for the unwavering support that came our way, the constant visits that kept our spirits high, the food supply and the support towards our families in our absence.
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You can’t even tell which country this is about.
Whoever’s father has the tender for roads & potholes, PLEASE, I’m begging you: Ask him to do it 😭.
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Ladies…every time you reject a younger man because you think the older ones are more mature, remember that Samson Kasumba is 48yrs old.
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My dad came to see a patient in Mulago yesterday and saw me, and this is what he had to say in the family group 🥺😢
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Lastly, we have not yet received our mobile phones from Uganda Police (Jinja Rd Police Station) so we may not be as reachable as we’d wish to be in the next couple of days. However, we are thankful for all the kind & encouraging messages we have received from you all.
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Oh nooo…Africa will now crumble because a one Jasmine from Las Vegas will never visit us 😭😭😭
I can’t stand the Africans. They get on Twitter talking so bad about African Americans. Never visiting Africa.
👎🏾❌🚫
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@naidajaye
@shereeserenee
She recorded a video of herself crying, edited the video & posted it on TikTok. She really did this to herself
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Only 33 of 86 are graduating, and I’m one of them. That’s my good news!
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I’m actually allergic to them, I start sneezing whenever one gets near me…maybe it’s the dust they collect from using bodas all day.
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Our comrades that went to Namugongo, Kitende and Seeta please we expect you at the frontline since you already have some experience in pain management.
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One of my neighbors is wicked, he poured oil outside his house so people would stop sitting there 😅
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My roommate is from Zimbabwe and he can’t go a day without complaining about his country...shit mashes me up 😂😂😂
Today, out of nowhere he just sighed and said “Aahhhh they need to close this country.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ugandans have a habit of ending protests at lunch time, so can we divide ourselves into morning and afternoon shift.
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The problem is every woman thinks they’re a good woman and are loving men right simply because you’re loyal and thoughtful once in a blue moon, and yet in actual sense most of you are manipulative, gaslighting, toxic human beings with daddy issues.
I’m convinced that if you love a man right and gently he will make you regret it😂
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I would like to especially thank our legal team led by Ssekandi Gonzagga and Bernard Mukasa from
@OrtusAdvocates
and the entire Uganda Law Society for going above and beyond to secure our release and ensuring our constitutional rights were respected and upheld.
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It was a medical consultation, not body size olympics.
Doctor telling me to lose weight nga he is also twice my size is wild!
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Dear Gov’t of Uganda, this woman was caught on CCTV maliciously spreading the virus by putting water in her mouth and spitting it onto surfaces people touch and sit on. Is this the China you said we are safer in
@KagutaMuseveni
?
#EvacuateUgandansInWuhan
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I kid you not there was a whole ass birthday during my flight, they even cut cake and served the entire plane. Ugandans are special 😂
Uganda Airlines 10/10 would recommend
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Stop weaponizing your mental disorders and using them as an excuse for bad behavior.
Thoughts on mental health that would have you like this:
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Guys are going to be so pissed when they die and there’s no heaven.
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The Ministry of Health is lead by only Women, maybe that’s why it’s very efficient.
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You people are so predictable 😂
At the US Embassy interview
Interview: why do you need to go to the US
Me: I want to meet Will smith and ask him why he slapped Chris Rock
Interviewer: *Laughs* Pick you passport on Wednesday
It wasn’t even that funny 🥹
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UGANDA'S JOSHUA CHEPTEGEI SETS A NEW OLYMPIC RECORD TO WIN GOLD IN THE MEN'S 10,000M
HE SNATCHED IT RIGHT AT THE DEATH 🤯
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That’s actually Uganda’s biggest problem, some of you have been alive for too long.
Send me a video of yourself marching to parliament tomorrow. I dare you to follow through with this potentially lethal endeavor. You will find out a few things in the process of your march. Good luck because you will need some. I have been alive long to know. This is Uganda.
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Drop a video of what men do when women think they're cheating 😂
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A Kenyan politician returned from Germany on 8th March and refused to be Quarantined, today he has tested positive for the coronavirus. Imagine how many people this selfish man has infected in the last 15days. Do you people see why you should stay home? You can’t trust anyone
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When you go to Kigali you can’t believe that Paul Kagame and Museveni went to the same school.
To absorb your weight so your feet don't hurt when you go for a run, some
#Kigali
pavements are being carpeted with synthetic rubber, to turn the whole city into a running track...
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“ I sent you to school to learn, not to be the best. “
This was from a parent of a child that didn’t do well in P.L.E
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You can reach home before your luggage gets off the plane.
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One day I’ll tell my mixed race children how my country left me to die at the hands of a deadly virus...and it’s at that moment that I realized I wanted better for my children and that’s how I met their mother.
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All this police and military because we’re asking for them to stop stealing our taxes?
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No one talks about the part of adulting where you experience a dry spell of wins and it’s just you congratulating other people day in & day out and none ever coming your way.
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When the ladies are screaming “Men are Trash” we get very angry and say stupid shit like “not all of us” blah blah...but today I saw it with my own eyes and I must say I’m ashamed to be a man.....A thread
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Nothing will boost your spirit like eating something you fear; it’s works all the time for me when it comes to women.
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These kids abroad are different, y’all see how chilled she is around/with her dad & vice versa? When mine walks into the room I have to salute him 🤧
So my Dad aka P.diddy says I got my singing voice from him 😂😩
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Dear
@Drake
,
Hope this finds you well. I write to inform you that as the 2021 General Elections draw closer, the People of Uganda would really appreciate if you took off sometime off your busy schedule to take a photo with our President.
Yours truly,
TK
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For as long as girls continue to see marriage as an achievement, men will continue to behave like this. What do you mean she’s lucky that you choose to come back to her everyday?
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I hope wherever Desire is she knows as Ugandans we shall forever be indebted, she gave a voice to the voiceless. Because of her actions more victims have come out to talk about their ordeals and more than 10 rapists have been outed in the last 48hrs. God Bless Her
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I met Hashim yesterday at Jinja Rd traffic lights, he was in the red GLE 450 and I was on a Safe Boda. 2 bald men, different lives!
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Money can solve 99.9% of your problems.
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The Chinese Embassy in Uganda is asking people for my full names and what University I’m at, the games have begun.
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My daughter FaceTiming me while I’m at work…I want to cry 😭😭😭…also I don’t know if she knows that all I ever see is her forehead.
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Guys one last time, Medical Interns are not students like interns from other professions. They are graduates undergoing a year of supervised practice before receiving their medical licenses.
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You’re stupid if you think students in Wuhan are now quiet because they sent us money, we’re all emotionally and mentally drained...the world has experienced corona for just a few days/weeks and look at how much has happened...imagine months.
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Me I’ve not refused that you have assets, naye Ssempijja we were in the same class…stop telling lies about your age 😒
Jokes aside, is there any self made 25 year old in kampala with more assets than me ?
I’m not talking about these kids whose parents embezzle millions of gov’t funds to give them a head start.
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The problem with heartbreak is you can be triggered by the most random shit…I was on the farm and saw goats and I remembered how she didn’t like goat meat now my day is done 🤧
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“Young, Famous & African”
Zari Hassan alone is 41yrs old, have we now changed the definition of Young?
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This is why parents want their daughters to marry from rich families, broke men will make you suffer. Other people’s wives are coming from inspecting their husband’s construction sites, another wife is worried about beating traffic to get home early to light a sigiri and cook.
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I don’t think people knew you were counting the men too…tomorrow you’ll get.
How can I fail to get even one date out of 46 million people?
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Simon Peter when they asked him about Jesus.
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“If a Ugandan father paid 21000 USD for one term, he’d expect you to come home when you’re the head teacher.” ~
@charlesgava_256
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This guy in Nsangi broke into a woman’s house, stole 1.2m from her and raped her...then the unthinkable happened, he slept off after raping her...so she stabbed him to death with his own knife 😊
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Me I’ve even forgotten what lips go where.
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Hello guys, thank you so much for all your support...the powers of the land have heard us, now we await a positive response.
#EvacuateUgandansInWuhan
Speaker Rebecca Kadaga has demanded for an explanation from the Prime Minister to be presented tomorrow in Parliament regarding students who are asking to be evacuated from China’s Wuhan province
#VisionUpdates
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This is the year we’re going to out them all.
This is
@PeterTevin_
, he RAPED Desire and many other girls that are afraid to come out.
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Don’t forget it took Wuhan 3 months of total lockdown to contain the disease, now you imagine our Uganda where the Northern By-Pass has been turned into one big gym....you can’t expect schools to reopen and life to go back to normal anytime soon with such idiocy going on.
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Your partner’s friends are NOT your friends, know this and know peace.
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Those dancers were paid, a concept you’re not familiar with.
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Sexually Transmitted Sanctions 🔥
UPDATE: Speaker
@AnitahAmong
's husband, Moses Magogo; Kitutu’s spouse, Michael George Kitutu; and Lugolobi’s spouse, Evelyne Nakimera have also been barred from entering the United States because of the actions of their spouses
#MonitorUpdates
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Where are your religious leaders that you call “daddy” “prophet” “apostle”…etc? Oba for them they cast corruption unto Jesus?
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Jealous of a country that fits in one tweet ?
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You don’t have to like Bobi Wine or NUP to condemn what the Gov’t is doing to him.
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“You are what you attract.” ~ Sir Samuel Baker (1967)
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Why don’t the woman they rape everyday run away/ back-out to avoid being raped?
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I’m looking for 10 talented witch doctors and we bewitch the entire Parliament of Uganda. DM your details
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You people come here to attack others and forget so fast where you’ve come from, wasn’t this you a couple of years ago?
Baaambi
They be talking pictures with dogs instead of their husbands🥲
Devil ur a liar.
Leave our beautiful girls alone to get married and enjoy the fruits of being with a real human - male partner.
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Me I just want to know why the wife recorded and even shared it, what was the purpose of the recording? Because MTN is going to fire the man, then what next...they’ll lose everything. It’s safe to say we now know where the boy got his brains 🙃
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You can cook me all you want but girls that are always in hotels….biggest red flag that exists.
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Tomorrow is Mother’s Birthday and also Valentines day and I choose not to let the Gov’t of Uganda ruin it for me. I appreciate everyone that’s stood with the Ugandans in Wuhan in this fight...stay blessed ✌🏾
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Please, before you comment about something be sure you’ve got all your facts. Do you people think we want to kill Ugandans? Do you honestly think we want to infect you? If you want to quarantine us on an island in Lake Victoria for 2-3weeks it’s okay..WE JUST WANT TO COME HOME.
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Only God can forgive you people
The yr is 2020 & this is Kla Railway Station. The current station is gng 2 be remodeled into a multi modal trans hub
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Nduhukire was working for a company that has been cutting down forests for years, just to plant sugar cane….but a nurse that hasn’t been paid for 6months stealing Panadol is where she draws the line.
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