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This year, God🕯️🕯️
One moment your cup is empty and another it is overflowing 🥹 , what a God i have…..❤️
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Even the flashbacks faded
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The way old folks hurry to talk about morals, you might think they are not sugar daddies or corrupt officials😂😂
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I used to eat your banana, what if B2C meant dicko 😂
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Atheists need to bring a public holiday to the table.
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And you wonder why young girls are fearing marriages💀
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Today’s jazz feels like that jazz in dorm after a func nga people are judging others for giving rubs😂😂
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Ku ground we are even being given offertory
At age 22, you should not be collecting money from your parents anymore
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Dating in your age bracket>>
Because a back of a 30 year old cant sustain such
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23 of Uganda is not the same as 23 of other countries.
we got married a couple of weeks back & we’re both 23. It’s been the best experience figuring life out together. I highly recommended.
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What do cat lovers see in cats?
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Muk students only striked for tuition not to be raised and army guys were in that place for a week while you old folks outside called them indisciplined
These Kenyan Gen Z seem to do things differently. Now this is some way to show up for a protest. 🙌🏾
Ours are somewhere doing shifura things. Oba ani yatuloga? 🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣
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You be thinking DJ is on a playlist kumbe he is kubeying a dedic to his girl😂🫶🏾
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When are we calling out makeup artists who put too much makeup on birthday girls?🙂
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How do you guys read these things ?
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I will keep my ting brief, manipulation will cut across all ages.
A campus boy will make you do housewife duties while he plays fifa with the boys🤣
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Wishing the president good things or posting him on YOUR WHATSAPP STATUS is grounds.
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Physical touch and quality time crew we are dying😞😞
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A man will spend months without talking to you then drops a ka i miss you in there. BS💀💀
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Every time i want to complain about kampala men, i remember I am a kampala woman.
Ffe mwe, mwe ffe.
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I was passing in town and you know those skirts for 5k; I stopped to buy one and the guy said I’m fat so mine will be 10-15k😂😂
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Nail guy holding your feet and massaging them can compensate for the lack of physical touch you don’t get in a month.
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It might be unpopular but I think we need to increase the academic qualifications required to be a member of parliament.
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Today’s jazz feels like you have joined a new school for A’level and old students are on throw back jazz of their O level stories on the first prep😂
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Netflix: Taduummm
Him: *sniffs neck* you smell nice.
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Parents hate noise but it’s on their phone they draw the line
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Men say “In my culture” and they are just passing on some misogynistic take.
But whoever decides to get married to a misogynistic muganda man who is a catholic, make sure you that you are ready to be like his grandmother 💀
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I asked my friend who has had a 4 year relationship since we joined campus if it doesn’t bore him to be in one relationship and he asked me if I get bored with my parents or friends.
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Posting Ruto on status but posting your partners is where you draw the line😂😂?
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Kale we retweet your bu tweets but you don’t want to retweet ours😂😂
A special hell is waiting for you😌
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I hear mbu then there is you dating a man older than the nation😂😂
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Me: saying neyanzinza to the person selling me something because she has treated me with kindness
Her also saying neyanzinza because I’ve supported her
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One day I will give someone in the taxi to finish my texts since they are so invested in my phone.
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There are things a man owns and you know there is a woman in his life😂.
1. wet wipes😂😂
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A man having a long nail on the last finger
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When we say Kampala men, we mean men from Uganda and its neighbouring countries.
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If someone sends me a song, I’m assuming they are communicating to me through the lyrics😂😂
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😂😂
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So if he cheats and comes back that’s a happy marriage 🫠?
If they come to your dms and you accept, they will eat you , dump you and after go back to their dear wives and children then you start crying how men are trash🥹🥹😂😂
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Does comedy have to look better in disorganized clothes?
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Blow bubbles and fight crime
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Your Mtn number starting with “0772” as a youth is just clear signs of red flags
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Ugandan education can’t let you bag a Masters at 22🥲🥲
So two things happened today;
1. I turned 22
2. I bagged a Masters degree in Architecture
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Retweeting this for my future partner, incase he comes to stalk my twitter in future, and wants a clue on how to ask me to be his girlfriend.
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The people that get Nwagi rubs on their leagues are the ones talking about the no rubbing policy in strict regimes
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But why propose to someone on their birthday? Cant you pick another day?
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Why call a love act done for someone else nonsense. No one wants to do it for you, just sit down.
Buying 26 books for someone’s 26th birthday is cute but don’t try that nonsense with me..
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People who eat runny eggs will one day eat us.
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Your chest can be paining physically but you just dont know which part.
Never underestimate heartbreak. You will see proper flames!
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Day 30 of the lockdown. What exactly has been implemented 🤔🤔
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Micheals and Racheals need to have a meeting to decide on the right spelling of their names.
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Listen _
I have put on my graduation cap and it feels so nice🤭
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Men after getting a haircut
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You have “father” in your bio but you want to get to know me better? Like a child?
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At some point in time i thought me and my sosh date would have a happy family.
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The shrinked hair is giving though
Not taking hair maintenance advice from a person whose hair doesn’t shrink to the head when it’s washed
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6m for tuition of 9 months. God bless parents bambi
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My friend married and we showed up🥳.
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1st August was a big day in single schools for girls😂.
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Woke up to baloons 🥳🥳🥳. A whole birthday girl💜
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Saying “kankomewo” so that when you return it’s not so shameful >>>
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Guys think greeting you thrice a day is effort😂😂.
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Use December to heal, next year we are making kampala dating pool a better place.
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“Involve yourself with sensible men”
The problem is a man can lose his sense at any time.
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Point to me a friendship that has remained a friendship after sex?
consensual sex shouldn’t destroy friendships, some of you are missing out on great sex because you don’t want to mess up friendships
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I might be single because I chat like a grandmother 💀
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Waking up is easy, leaving the bed is the tricky part.
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I think first date questions should include whether they plan to run for office or become a pastor.
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Just remembered how we asked some guy why he knew all Adele’s song lyrics and he told us “osaaga ne heartbreak.” 😂😂
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End of month comes with two things_salary and periods. Treat yourself or someone with a package from
@Periodpackageug
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🏷60k(inclusive delivery)
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Guys failed to stand on business in 2005 when those term limits were removed. We are in this mess because of the older generation
Boomers and millennials will never cease to amaze me. Ain’t you the ones that watched everything go to shit and did nothing???
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I hope God hears the little prayers and affirmations people say to you on you birthday, they need to be true
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Internship is when you know married men are demons. If you are not wise enough, you will add on that body count😂
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Trust men to become baddez when they catch themselves staring at the same woman.
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Makeup artists! Guys are charging 3m for a kwanjula facebeat
After COMEDIANS AND MUSICIANS, we then proceed to DECORATORS & iVerse & group. Everyone must cry!
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The most used word by fathers today morning for church going must be “nze Mbalese” especially those with daughters 😂😂
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Nah, tell your baby to get better content
Guys please watch this video on my friend
@ssozi_tatyana
and my babys channel and please subscribe, it’s hilarious 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂
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People are doing 21 papers at campus! I would collapse😭
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Update: Fourth year done🥳🥳🥳
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The day for twitter balloons🥳
May the new age be beautiful 💜
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Maybe it’s high time you give those problems to God❤️
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Netflix: Taduuuum
Him: Arent you feeling cold, come close to me.
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What a colour 🫠!
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I prefer hostel freedom but home is where the food and care is at. So home we go.
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Ateeh the moment you start skipping out some parts just know its very baddd😂😂
clowning stories sound 20 times worse when you’re telling someone.😂😂😂chei
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Munaye some of your takes on Twitter might have reached them.
My daughters been roasting each other in their room. I was going to intervene but couldn’t help but laugh. They’re savage on each other. Luna threw the punchline, “That’s why you look like Daddy.” Kai couldn’t take it. She bailed and cried! Since when did I become an insult😂
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