Mwende. 🇰🇪
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“I will pay”
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Mama is getting her Doctorate today, (Curriculum studies), I am so happy & Proud of Her! Whew! 😊🔥 Also..
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After Tribe this is the other Brunch I will be attending on a regular. The food is amazing.
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Gai! Forgive me Father.
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Excuse me, unapenda reggae? Nina collection nyumbani
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A little over share ; We halted this process, trying to find alternatives, but today I am getting a corneal transplant, pls keep me in your prayers ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thank you 🙏
Finally,I am on the Cornea transplant list. Pray for me. 💕 Both scared and happy. 👀
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Mkisema muwachiwe Hata viwete/vilema, what really goes through your heads? (Yes it’s the second time, I am asking) Dehumanizing people is such a weird trait.
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Fuck the people!
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Sending all my Love to everyone who is feeling some type of way, it’s tough for all of us, just hang in there. ❤️❤️❤️
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I don’t understand how someone who claims to like you doesn’t call/text you.
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Date partners you actually like, coz it’s definitely a good time clubbing with a person you genuinely like.
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I don’t know how to grieve. I lost a friend today and I really don’t know what to do.
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Case in point..
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Everytime I see Dj Creme , I remember the spank he gave that girl and one of you saying amechapwa Kama venye mzinga huchapwa ikifunguliwa
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Anything your girl likes, but play along the 5 senses line. Something she likes to eat, a letter she could read, a gift she can feel.. something she can smell (flowers) etc etc.
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Y'all have a problem with women being smart, being dumb, being independent, being broke, being freaks, being prudes, being chatty, being quiet, being skinny, being thick, being interesting, being boring eh. No wonder I just do whatever bc I'm gonna catch smack for it anyway 😂
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My Auntie is just the best. (Also, thank God for Modern Mail)
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Njoki Ngumi should make Strictly silk a monthly gig, let’s lesbian together lesbianically as much as possible.
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Disrespectful people irk me. Yes you don’t like me anymore but heshima kidogo pls..
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Mtakufa bure trying to prove your “savagery” to people who don’t even care about you.
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Don’t loan your friends any freaking money.. Unless it’s bad bad..
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That one time Former President, Hon Kibaki called a Press con to announce he had only one wife. 😂
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These type of handcuffs might cause nerve damage, always go fo the furry ones.
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Do we ever stop grieving? Does it get better with time? I still feel the same way I did, 2 years ago on this day. Continue Resting In Peace Dad! ❤️
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Finally,I am on the Cornea transplant list. Pray for me. 💕 Both scared and happy. 👀
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Nowadays it doesn’t bother me much, when someone stops talking to me, I have learnt this the hardest way.
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Since (as per the TL) Luo men were born to confuse Kikuyu women, who was born to confuse Kamba women? 🤔🤔
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There is no way, you “speak” like this in real life.
Imma keep it a buck with you guys I'm never copping a phone for more than 100 stacks.
I probably just don't have it like that but even if I did ain't no way.
Unless there's a way it can never be stolen 😂
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I can’t really tell you why I am still awake, but si hawa watavunja mtoto jameni. 😭
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I am praying that my house will be a safe space, for everyone who needs it.. I am moving today, I need the reassurance. 💕💕
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Sisters, this is your weekend, sit on those faces, if they die, they die.
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Very many people battling mental illness but they don't know what it is..so they stay in the dark till the cloud swallows them.
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Guys, it’s proper courtesy to return books you borrowed, without the owners asking for them. Sigh!
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How the sponsor looks at you when you are ordering things you can't pronounce.
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😂😂😂😂 juu mafuta inaclog arteries zetu, ubaya hauwezi pata space, 😭😭😭
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I am not a believer of ‘family is everything’.. I don’t go to that church.. some family members can be trash and it’s okay.
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Daughters of Mumbi have really humbled me. 💀 Character Development 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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For everyone going through some bullshit of some sort, be patient with yourself, allow yourself to feel everything.
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Happy Fathers Day to the ones we lost, absent, but still present in our hearts. ❤️
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Sometimes I hit the like button just to see the rainbow burst 😅
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Mothers.
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I read this as Githerism *sigh
The allure of girtherism isn’t simply the prospect of an easy joke made at the expense of a vain and cruel man but the idea that, in seizing upon the plain facts about his body, we might somehow force the President an inch or two closer to the truth.
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Date people who are human enough to care about the little things.
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You don’t have to go anywhere if you don’t have money, don’t let someone make you feel like they bought you the world juu wamekununulia pombe.
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Love people as loudly as you can, or silently if you wish, zote ni sawa.
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I sent Syoks a gift, and he didn’t know which Mwende sent the gift. Kenyan men doing what they know best. 😩😩😩
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I need prayers 😭
Governo publica MP que atualiza marco legal do saneamento básico
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Check up on your friends, walikunywa ni kama Wao ndio walikuwa Risen. 😅
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Find another one that eats, create (more) jobs pls.
What do you do when the boy is fine fine everywhere but he’s not an eater 😩
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When you consult your friends, please pay for their services. (Hata kama ni Lunch or sth)
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So now guys, I badly need blood, O+/ O-/ A- , I am at Coptic Hospital, under Maureen Mutua, If you can donate, or know someone who can, I will greatly Appreciate. 😭❤️
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Show your range but make it nails.
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If you see me today, give me a hug. It’s been a year now,since we lost our Dad. ❤️
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I am going to work, kindly if you are ever in Kitengela.. come patronize my lounge..
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Everytime I do dishes, i feel like tellling them, heri wao wanasuguliwa. 😭😐
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Santa wa Khaligraph Jones
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I thought this was githeri ya Nzuu. 😭
Six suspects arrested after Police recover over 50Kgs of fake gold at Yaya Centre in Kilimani.
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Can people who borrow books just return them. Yaani it gets so frustrating because you can’t even remember.
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Smuff, Thika rd, has some really nice food btw.. (this was some pork and fries)
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Africa is quite interesting, this is the Gerewol ceremony where Men are judged by female Judges for their white teeth, white eyes & height - they do this in search of Husbands or One nighters.
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Wife material sasa tumepika, we want to put the hubby and kids to bed, then twende disco.
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I don’t know if places you’ve been with a past lover should be sentimental or not.. but experiencing them with other people feels off. I wouldn’t do that.
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Happy Pride Month, you are seen, you are valid, you are Loved. Rainbow 🌈
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La vie est Belle
There is a perfume that corporate babes wear that smells like an angry email. I don’t know what it is called
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If you are ever in Machakos Junction order the Kuku Choma from Nitos Cafe, I highly recommend it.
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As I was parking in a tight spot jana, I told some guy sitatoshea, akaniuliza, na ingekuwa Prado? Yaani... 😭😭😭😭😭
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Looking for a Marketing Intern with a degree in B.A,marketing, communication or related field,email marketingintern
@careerconnectionsltd
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Emotional Intelligence is something that some of you should embrace.
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Unamtaka? Broken you as who?
Away from politics......
This has seriously broken me
Remember this young man Almasi of the popularly known Machachari show in the citizen TV.
Today he is a gay somewhere outside kenya and acts as a she in the relationship.
Who should we blame?
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If she doesn’t send you nudes when she is getting ready, is that even a girlfriend? 😂 Goodmorning..
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You really have no business, meeting people who don’t respect your time. It’s selfish!
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