Zerp Derp
@ZHellscythe
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Made this account to commission artists. NSFW stuff here, no minors!
Joined May 2019
@EbikoVtuber Your eyes look as if they can see my inner karma levels. I could get lost in them for hours.
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@LeeandLie @PorcelainMaid The best part is the fact that him refusing to do the bit is doing the bit.
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@Network_Synth @spinkicks4jesus Ah yes.I forgot how much the right wing loves pride flags and trans activists that currently decorate almost every structure in our nations capitol.
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@h0ejousama I wanna know how many times you double check to make sure you’re not on main before you make these posts LOL.
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@BerugiBiiru Here’s the neat part. You can have awareness for the crap that women go through online.AND you can have support groups for the men who face crap online.AT THE SAME TIME.
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@SquChanVT Dated a cosplayer once. Went to one con and had to hold all the merch. Every single pocket of my cargo pants was filled to capacity and I had like 3 bags per arm. Every subsequent con I always ended up "getting sick" and had to cancel going with her. ;-; im not a pack mule!.
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@Eagtab Now the VA committee going to come after you for child labor. Keep encouraging your lil bro with his art. Lil man got talent.
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@ZSkunkworks I totally may or may not throw on a German accent when using the flammenworfer. I mean, flame thrower.
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@americawtay “Tell me about the bridge uncle Jack.”.“TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDY, MY NAMES UNCLE JACK AND TODAY WE’LL BE PLAYING PUBG!”.
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@SlyPerformer When he says they don’t matter, he’s referring to the consumers as a majority. Or at least that’s how I took it. I mean, shit, fifa and Madden make millions each year selling a .01 patch at full retail price of a new game.
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@ASST_Sailor @FlamencoTV_YT So if she looks like an adult, acts like an adult, and sounds like an adult, but is actually a developed 15 year old, you think you're not going to jail?.
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@BerugiBiiru Women dominate in academia, surely they can figure out how to construct a statement in such a way where they can avoid using such generalizing language and hold the people they're referring to some degree of accountability.
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@BerugiBiiru Yeah no. Present this to an english professor and they will laugh you out of the classroom. "My experience with these specific vtubers".Then proceed to thread out screenshots, discord recordings, etc. So easy. And you'd be hearing NONE of the discourse you're seeing now.
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@h0ejousama I would drag my balls across 3 miles of shattered glass while listening to a redpill podcast JUST to hear you fart through a Walmart brand Walkie Talkie.
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@Hyskari They should make a tank buster with such a massive marker and slow windup time that if you get hit by it and you’re not the main target, it deletes your character.
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@HimeHajime_VSJ He reminds me of this dude from YouTube that would talk about the latest anime of every season. I think he also started a podcast with two of his homies but I can’t really remember. He’s married though but all I know is that he and his wife are like super old.
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@SanagiYuzu @Insanimate Nah, instead of senator armstrong, it should be Bao breaking the 4th wall.
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@AbyssLilitaDark Remember gents.Fucking someone who looks 15 but is actually 35, and fucking someone who looks 35 but is actually 15 have very different consequences.
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@adybpt These clowns don’t realize their logic equates to banning any and all media that has anything negative in it.
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@feyhound This is when I pick a “buster buddy” Kus I’m usually number 2 on the threat meter and I’ll be damned if I’m dying alone.
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@SpecterM91 I would like to point out that anyone making a game with code is directly plagiarizing PONG.
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@Kai_491 @OnigiriEn_ @theonibro I want OniBro to be a vtuber so we can remove Giri as the CEO so we can get the real content we deserve.
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@AzeharaD It all started back in 2012 where feminists called me a potential rapist and people told me dead to my face I cannot experience racism as a white man. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. I’ll stand with the people that don’t call me a demon for shit that I can’t change.
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@TheKnownOtaku The amount of plushies on a girls bed is directly proportional to the amount of damage she will do to your car if you’re the one to break up with her.
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@Haru47Numero2 “I took a giant shit in the corner of the room and I will not take responsibility for it. Anyone who criticizes my fat stinking turd is a TERF, transphobe, biggot, and so on and so forth.”.
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@smug_alana Someone said they missed when men were drafted and sent to war. I said “me too. Back then you could smack your wife when she stepped out of line and left dirty dishes in the sink.”.I felt a disturbance in the force as if a million feminists started typing all at once.
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@ywuukii Block me coward. That’s why you can’t reach the middle shelf LET ALONE the top shelf.
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@Uncle_memelin I just radiate heterosexuality to the point where 5 minutes of exposure converts a lesbian into bisexuality and then another 20 minutes of exposure converts them further until they’re fully heterosexual. Tested, proven, patent pending.
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@judgementshae For a group of people that want others to accept what they identify as, you sure as hell are having a lot of trouble accepting what people want to identify as.
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@KeareShinei Tectone being Tectone. If he was actually about anything he says then he wouldn't be funneling tens of thousands of dollars to a company that uses "pedophillia" as a selling point. Man cant stand on business and it's no wonder he's been divorced by his wife and his hairline.
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@GiveMeBanHammer Clearly this dude would be the monarch sending people to the guillotine because they made a bald joke. Really shows your character when you take a modicum of power and use it to enforce your own personal morals/judgement on people.
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@bobbypadlock Wuk Lamat is a person who would restart an entire save file if she found out she was locked into a route that had innocent people dying and she couldn’t get the good ending. She’s just like me frfr.
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@SlyPerformer They hate Rudy because they don’t understand character development and think that if you shit your diaper when you’re 2 years old then you’re shitting your diaper when you’re 32 years old.
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@ChaChayourvmom I’d get drafted for Cha Cha. I’d take a mortar for Cha Cha. I’d risk bleeding out all alone in a field from being the last man standing for my comrads, all for Cha Cha.
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@SlyPerformer Finding the english patch for their games was quite an effort. I only played the one where futa dick was being passed around like it was an STD and that was all because of a music video i found on it on Xhamster.
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@OnigiriEn_ “Hello police. I’d like to report a murder. Tall female. About 6 foot 2. Burns rice.”.
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@MizuhanaOVT And false won’t cover anything negative from Vshojo because he doesn’t want to lose his spot in their circle. Man is as biased as they come.
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@ohgoditsranor This is exactly what the game needs. My biggest complaint this xpac is the sheer lack of casual content to keep me busy. I loved chasing levels in Eureka and Bozja, as well as doing all the extra stuff that came with it. It also gave numerous other content some life again.
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@2and2equals5 @ElvisBadger It totally is. Im just being an ass since they like to attack people.
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@SinderVTuber News: “local man dies after shoving 5 Sinder Youtooz figures up his rectum today. He leaves behind 2 pcs and a half a dozen waifu’s. More at 11.”.Me: “so the limit is 4.”.
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@fisherfruity All they have to do is break out the unit circle and the raid becomes literally impossible for anyone who hasn’t passed Calc 1 with a B+ or higher.
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@baovtuber @LucyPyre_ Is this the Ai version of “my dad can beat up your dad”?.Your Ai is more degen than my Ai!.
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@revenant_MMXX Won’t spawn in with a random man in the woods, but would totally go back to a random man’s place she met at a bar and put herself in the most vulnerable position in an unknown location with her back turned to him taking back shots every Saturday night.
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@averylazygirl When I was going to a Christian youth group we got talking about the earliest one can be sent to hell if they aren’t saved. Pastor said the starting point was once they learned from right and wrong. Like taking a cookie from the cookie jar without asking.
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@OtakuSpirited Yes. It’s the same premise for that one movie they had when Puck created a ice age around the manor because he was expelling his excess mana. Betty uses the small mana Subaru builds inside his gate to fuel her existence. If she doesn’t, his gate will go boom.
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@HunieKyu To whoever was involved in the strip club music. That shit is permanently in my head when I’m working. Thank you so much.
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@Rev_says_desu Shame. I followed her for years. I knew she hated anything related to trump but this is fucking gross. I've cracked and laughed at 9/11 jokes and Kobe jokes but not as they were happening.
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@EbikoVtuber 6.75 inches. small?.Well my boys. it's been a good run. I'll see you all on the other side.
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@VonLan5 Shoto about to lose his god damn mind after having to deal with all that chaotic energy.
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@SlyPerformer They should have drawn the face that he had in the LN/Manga for Rudy when he was all types of fucked up when he joined counter arrow if they were going to draw this face right here. It would have made more sense to the anime only’s when dude yelled at Rudy.
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