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Zerp Derp

@ZHellscythe

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@ZHellscythe
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2 months
@ElvisBadger Maybe if you had a real job you’d have more than only $1000 to bet with.
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@ZHellscythe
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@SecretGyaru The "But you are my special" fucking kills me
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@ZHellscythe
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@SlyPerformer They can’t think “straight” ;D
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@ZHellscythe
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@EbikoVtuber Your eyes look as if they can see my inner karma levels. I could get lost in them for hours.
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@ZHellscythe
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@LeeandLie @PorcelainMaid The best part is the fact that him refusing to do the bit is doing the bit.
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@ZHellscythe
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@SlyPerformer Badi And it’s not even fucking close
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@ZHellscythe
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@Network_Synth @spinkicks4jesus Ah yes I forgot how much the right wing loves pride flags and trans activists that currently decorate almost every structure in our nations capitol.
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@ZHellscythe
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@h0ejousama I wanna know how many times you double check to make sure you’re not on main before you make these posts LOL
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@ZHellscythe
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@BerugiBiiru Here’s the neat part. You can have awareness for the crap that women go through online AND you can have support groups for the men who face crap online AT THE SAME TIME
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@ZHellscythe
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8 months
@catboy_on_main “I’m a fucking bard” absolutely SENDS me
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@ZHellscythe
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3 months
@SquChanVT Dated a cosplayer once. Went to one con and had to hold all the merch. Every single pocket of my cargo pants was filled to capacity and I had like 3 bags per arm. Every subsequent con I always ended up "getting sick" and had to cancel going with her. ;-; im not a pack mule!
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@Eagtab Now the VA committee going to come after you for child labor. Keep encouraging your lil bro with his art. Lil man got talent.
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@ZHellscythe
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7 months
@ZSkunkworks I totally may or may not throw on a German accent when using the flammenworfer. I mean, flame thrower.
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@ZHellscythe
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2 years
@justpierretw Will we have a graduation stream?
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@ZHellscythe
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@ZHellscythe
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@SlyPerformer When he says they don’t matter, he’s referring to the consumers as a majority. Or at least that’s how I took it. I mean, shit, fifa and Madden make millions each year selling a .01 patch at full retail price of a new game.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@Egocider Sounds exactly like something someone in the Vshojo teaser would say!
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@ZHellscythe
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7 months
@GreekPhoebus Imagine losing a 50 vs 1 and you’re a part of the 50
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@BerugiBiiru Women dominate in academia, surely they can figure out how to construct a statement in such a way where they can avoid using such generalizing language and hold the people they're referring to some degree of accountability.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@BerugiBiiru Yeah no. Present this to an english professor and they will laugh you out of the classroom. "My experience with these specific vtubers" Then proceed to thread out screenshots, discord recordings, etc. So easy. And you'd be hearing NONE of the discourse you're seeing now.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@allaganeyes POV you take too long to roll
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@ASST_Sailor @FlamencoTV_YT So if she looks like an adult, acts like an adult, and sounds like an adult, but is actually a developed 15 year old, you think you're not going to jail?
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@ZHellscythe
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2 months
@Hyskari They should make a tank buster with such a massive marker and slow windup time that if you get hit by it and you’re not the main target, it deletes your character
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@ZHellscythe
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@MrTLexify FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, THROW ME AT THE BILE TITANS PLEASE
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@ZHellscythe
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4 months
@SlyPerformer I heard he’s to die for.
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@ZHellscythe
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4 months
@HimeHajime_VSJ He reminds me of this dude from YouTube that would talk about the latest anime of every season. I think he also started a podcast with two of his homies but I can’t really remember. He’s married though but all I know is that he and his wife are like super old.
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@ZHellscythe
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2 months
@AbyssLilitaDark Remember gents Fucking someone who looks 15 but is actually 35, and fucking someone who looks 35 but is actually 15 have very different consequences.
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@ZHellscythe
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4 months
@RAAA_AAAT The Cunny God
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@ZHellscythe
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2 years
@feyhound This is when I pick a “buster buddy” Kus I’m usually number 2 on the threat meter and I’ll be damned if I’m dying alone.
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@ZHellscythe
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9 months
@SpecterM91 I would like to point out that anyone making a game with code is directly plagiarizing PONG.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@Kai_491 @OnigiriEn_ @theonibro I want OniBro to be a vtuber so we can remove Giri as the CEO so we can get the real content we deserve.
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@ZHellscythe
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@smug_alana When the shower head is no longer enough.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@TheKnownOtaku The amount of plushies on a girls bed is directly proportional to the amount of damage she will do to your car if you’re the one to break up with her.
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@ZHellscythe
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2 years
@Haru47Numero2 “I took a giant shit in the corner of the room and I will not take responsibility for it. Anyone who criticizes my fat stinking turd is a TERF, transphobe, biggot, and so on and so forth.”
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@ZHellscythe
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@smug_alana Someone said they missed when men were drafted and sent to war. I said “me too. Back then you could smack your wife when she stepped out of line and left dirty dishes in the sink.” I felt a disturbance in the force as if a million feminists started typing all at once.
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@ZHellscythe
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@justpierretw Came for Lilly. Stayed for Pierre.
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@ZHellscythe
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@ywuukii Block me coward. That’s why you can’t reach the middle shelf LET ALONE the top shelf.
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@ZHellscythe
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@bloomfilters There’s Yuri…. And then there’s hyper chaos emerald 7 dragon ball yuri
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@ZHellscythe
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@XenosysVex @TwitchSupport Face reveal at 100 followers?
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@ZHellscythe
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@theterm000 PLEASE GIVE HER A HAPPY ENDING I BEG OF YOU
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@ZHellscythe
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5 months
@Uncle_memelin I just radiate heterosexuality to the point where 5 minutes of exposure converts a lesbian into bisexuality and then another 20 minutes of exposure converts them further until they’re fully heterosexual. Tested, proven, patent pending.
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@ZHellscythe
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@_GustavoBCc_ You would be hitlers right hand man.
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@ZHellscythe
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@KeareShinei Tectone being Tectone. If he was actually about anything he says then he wouldn't be funneling tens of thousands of dollars to a company that uses "pedophillia" as a selling point. Man cant stand on business and it's no wonder he's been divorced by his wife and his hairline.
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@ZHellscythe
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@judgementshae For a group of people that want others to accept what they identify as, you sure as hell are having a lot of trouble accepting what people want to identify as.
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@ZHellscythe
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@theterm000 STOP PLEASE I BEG YOU
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@ZHellscythe
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8 months
@GiveMeBanHammer Clearly this dude would be the monarch sending people to the guillotine because they made a bald joke. Really shows your character when you take a modicum of power and use it to enforce your own personal morals/judgement on people.
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@ZHellscythe
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3 months
@bobbypadlock Wuk Lamat is a person who would restart an entire save file if she found out she was locked into a route that had innocent people dying and she couldn’t get the good ending. She’s just like me frfr
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@ZHellscythe
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3 years
@aicandii The nips just sprout mouths and laugh like Tidus from Final Fantasy X
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@ZHellscythe
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5 months
@SlyPerformer They hate Rudy because they don’t understand character development and think that if you shit your diaper when you’re 2 years old then you’re shitting your diaper when you’re 32 years old
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@ZHellscythe
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@JessicaNigri *fart reverb*
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@ZHellscythe
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@012r_Third Locking replies is the mark of the bitch.
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@ZHellscythe
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@computerwoof They're projecting.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@Grxit Not a Cartel Execution video so it holds his interest to an extremely small degree.
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@ZHellscythe
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7 months
@SlyPerformer Finding the english patch for their games was quite an effort. I only played the one where futa dick was being passed around like it was an STD and that was all because of a music video i found on it on Xhamster
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@ZHellscythe
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@2and2equals5 Sorry, I can't comprehend retards.
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@ZHellscythe
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@VTuberCringe Ah yes, good ol targeted harassment via reporting. What a fucking loser.
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@ZHellscythe
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@onlygrowstrongr Bruh he can't even stand by his wife.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@ohgoditsranor This is exactly what the game needs. My biggest complaint this xpac is the sheer lack of casual content to keep me busy. I loved chasing levels in Eureka and Bozja, as well as doing all the extra stuff that came with it. It also gave numerous other content some life again.
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@ZHellscythe
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5 months
@revenant_MMXX Won’t spawn in with a random man in the woods, but would totally go back to a random man’s place she met at a bar and put herself in the most vulnerable position in an unknown location with her back turned to him taking back shots every Saturday night.
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@ZHellscythe
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2 months
@2and2equals5 @ElvisBadger It totally is. Im just being an ass since they like to attack people.
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@ZHellscythe
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@SinderVTuber News: “local man dies after shoving 5 Sinder Youtooz figures up his rectum today. He leaves behind 2 pcs and a half a dozen waifu’s. More at 11.” Me: “so the limit is 4.”
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@MizuhanaOVT And false won’t cover anything negative from Vshojo because he doesn’t want to lose his spot in their circle. Man is as biased as they come.
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@ZHellscythe
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@baovtuber @LucyPyre_ Is this the Ai version of “my dad can beat up your dad”? Your Ai is more degen than my Ai!
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@ZHellscythe
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@averylazygirl When I was going to a Christian youth group we got talking about the earliest one can be sent to hell if they aren’t saved. Pastor said the starting point was once they learned from right and wrong. Like taking a cookie from the cookie jar without asking.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@fisherfruity All they have to do is break out the unit circle and the raid becomes literally impossible for anyone who hasn’t passed Calc 1 with a B+ or higher
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@MildGoofening I said it once and I’ll say it two thousand more times. Smash.
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@ZHellscythe
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1 month
@EbikoVtuber 6.75 inches... small? Well my boys... it's been a good run. I'll see you all on the other side.
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@ZHellscythe
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4 years
@HunieKyu To whoever was involved in the strip club music. That shit is permanently in my head when I’m working. Thank you so much.
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@ZHellscythe
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@Rev_says_desu Shame. I followed her for years. I knew she hated anything related to trump but this is fucking gross. I've cracked and laughed at 9/11 jokes and Kobe jokes but not as they were happening.
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@ZHellscythe
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@perchbird_ Kus the 660 tome weapon doesnt give me achievements >:C
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@ZHellscythe
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@Krekkov Imagine bringing mortars to anything bug related
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@EnnaAlouette Sorry Enna. I have to lower my credit score because my country will make me pay higher interest rates for having good credit.
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@ZHellscythe
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4 years
@NicoleWsoumise Gotta make sure that artists link is cropped out/censored
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@ZHellscythe
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4 months
@SlyPerformer They should have drawn the face that he had in the LN/Manga for Rudy when he was all types of fucked up when he joined counter arrow if they were going to draw this face right here. It would have made more sense to the anime only’s when dude yelled at Rudy.
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@ZHellscythe
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2 years
@VonLan5 Shoto about to lose his god damn mind after having to deal with all that chaotic energy.
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@ZHellscythe
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9 months
@onlygrowstrongr I imagine he got a divorce because he couldn’t live with the fact that he couldn’t mute/block Fream whenever they had a disagreement
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@ZHellscythe
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@EnnaAlouette You can’t even find your own merch. How are you going to find a random fan?
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@ZHellscythe
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@TopGyaru I didnt know america had an anime
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@ZHellscythe
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@SlyPerformer She ain’t coming back till season 4
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@ZHellscythe
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1 year
@MizuhanaOVT Is every oldschool content creator just a giant fucking pussy on twitter? Jesus christ.
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@ZHellscythe
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11 months
@Trickywii Banging in retaliation to you being loud? Or construction!
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@ZHellscythe
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@InsaneCope Considering how they felt they were being genocided because of Hogwarts game, some how I don’t think they will.
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@ZHellscythe
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@Not_Reflection I knew he was gunna switch back with her but god I wanna see what went on on her end leading up to this so bad
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