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I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this. pfp: @/rurukatt #1 Luna fan
Joined March 2012
Honestly if the Discord NFT shit pisses you off, cancel your nitro immediately and select other - cite the CEO's tweet about it as your reasoning why. A loud, immediately public drop in revenue is the only thing that will change it at this point.
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lmao I heard this on the radio this morning and damn near crashed from the laugh I let out when I heard it lol.
i changed “shoot a child in your mouth” to “put a smile on your mouth” on the clean version of montero.
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Cute little heart tree gpose spot in Yak'tel. @ 24.6, 23.7 location. If you line the trees up real well, it looks like a heart. They're like two trees that when you angle it just right, it lines up. That's cute!
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be fr rn . warriors have been clearing dungeons without healers since like stormblood
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I definitely think that XIV is hitting the point that WoW did where a lot of people have played this game for 10 years and they've just forgotten how to enjoy the game. It's like a race to the bottom in terms of having the most miserable opinions possible half the time now lol.
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ARR is the grocery store sugar cookie of MMOs. It's fuckin delicious when you don't got some bitch in your ear telling you that it sucks.
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XIV fans on the other side of the world waking up to see the shit that NA has been up to
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remember what they took from us.
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realizing we're about to get the best ultimate weapon that has ever been put into the game.
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Remember how Square Enix had this whole cutscene in Stormblood where Lyse lets Fordola out of jail to help fight Lakshmi in the palace and the people she saved are like "We can never forgive you for what you did to us. But we can thank you.".
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People cannot be for real about acting like Solution 9 doesn't fit in w/ XIV's aesthetic. y'all don't play this game lol. The whole Garlean empire. Ivalice. Omega. Several various aliens. Allagans. Mhach. The Ancients!!!! the entire last act of Endwalker. All of the Bozja story.
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God logging on at like 3 or 4 a.m. and launching this for early access is gonna be a major flashbang.
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I'm watching a WoW player ~reacting~ to XIV fights and his chat is like all WoW players and one of his chatters was like "the entire style of this game is gross". my brother in Azeroth have you SEEN your game? Mfer looks ripped straight out of 2008 despite 20 years of updates.
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watching some dudes who are going through Stormblood and they referred to Magnai as "Moonless". new XIV maidenless just dropped.
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Baldur's Gate is actually hard mode D&D because consequences for doing things like breaking your oath are actually enforced lol.
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Here's something that Big Savage \ Ultimate Raider don't want you to know. A lot of us still look at our hotbars when we're DPSing. Anyone who says "practice til you can do it without looking" is trying to gaslight gatekeep girlboss you.
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wake up. new glam for the person with the most annoying name & attitude in your party finder just dropped.
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I can't wait for Dawntrail because there's gonna be so much spicy drama over the new blacklist features. Like imagine you block the weeb police & someone in your static gets Thanos Snapped. Community pests are in the danger zone.
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I'm worried that some people are actually taking Yoshi P & Dawntrail @ face value when it gets presented to us as a Summer Vacation. we all know that we're about to behold manmade horrors beyond our comprehension. By level 96 we're gonna be crying and throwing up.
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There's a thread from someone who played BG3 but doesn't know anything about D&D and one of the questions they asked is "Is the typical length of a single D&D game 100+ hours? Do you just save game by leaving everything on the table untouched?". WHICH IS THE CUTEST QUESTION lmfao.
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Couldn't track down this guy's twt but this is one of the funniest xiv reactions I've ever seen outside of the xiv sphere.
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Finding out how much gil FC owners are actually pulling in from submarines is like finding out about what people are doing on Wall Street (a joke I am shamelessly stealing). I knew people made money I don't think I was quite aware of like. How much weekly you can actually pull in
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bro. you know that all of the FF voice actors after the Zenos cameo thing got a call like "dude you won't believe how unhinged they all are you're gonna make so much money" and that's why they're all on cameo now. good for them.
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You know how there's all these people that joined FFXIV in Shadowbringers so they have no context for old stuff?. Can't wait to show summoners who start in Endwalker stuff like this
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One of Athena's voice lines is "This is but a glimpse of a God's strength" which reflect's Lahabrea's "Behold but a sliver of my god's power!". - But now we know The Heart of Sabik / Ultima has nothing to do with Zodiark which means "my god's power" is referring to his wife.
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I leveled my warrior to 100 yesterday and I pinpointed what it is about "tanks soloing bosses" that makes me so angry, I think. It's that they never use their tools to keep the party alive either. They just let everyone die and it extends the time it takes to do things.
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This bit of interview re: Ult content is honestly the kind of thing I like to read. Yoshi-P's team -asked- him if they could crunch to finish the content in time and he did not let them do it because he did not want to overwork his employees to finish content.
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One thing that is driving me up the wall are the "XIV is doing so well because WoW sucks" and "XIV is doing so well only after the free trial" as if Shadowbringers wasn't a smash critical hit across the board before any of this even happened.
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Y'all can't just vague tweet about the gposer who was marketing a sex toy with modded pictures you gotta post the screenshots for those of us who aren't tuned into that side of xivtwt.
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dsr is starting to get to me. i'm really gonna do it this time
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RE: People getting angry about the 5.3 delay and being angry about having nothing to do in XIV:
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My harshest XIV take rn is that FFXIV did Rogues & Ninjas dirty by making them the same thing. They could not be more tonally different between the class & the job if they tried.
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Dear Square Enix,. Whatever you do, do not put dyeable AF gear locked behind a random EX trial in the middle of the Relic series in Endwalker. Thanks,. literally everyone.
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I think as MMO player for 17-18 years, a lesson I had to learn is that there's a difference between "There's nothing to do in this game" and "There's nothing I WANT to do in this game.". It's an extremely big difference and the sooner you learn it, the better your experience is.
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I understood this sentiment when he first took over but honestly, don't let them bait you into paying for Twitter. What have they done that suggests that spending money on this app will improve things for you? Look at the For You page: it's riddled with nonsense constantly.
Whelp. if your favorite artists have to get Twitter Blue, please don’t give them a hard time. Many of us rely on our followers being able to actually see our posts and I know many of us would not be able to keep doing what we do if our reach keeps getting suppressed even more.
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Ok spoiler embargo up. Here is my full spoilers DT thoughts:. It was good I liked it. If I didn't read any tweets about it, I would have been happier.
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Say what you will about Eden as a raid tier but I don't actually think they're ever gonna top a raid tier where the entire concept is "The warrior of light has brain damage and can't stop making primals sexy" thanks Nomura.
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remember when Endwalker came out and people said In From The Cold was too hard to complete lol.
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looking for resources for SMN in DSR and found this on the balance and it's so funny bc like yeah man I get it but also
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playing these not because I like WoW but because I wanna see how much they blatantly steal from XIV's story.
The Worldsoul Saga is an epic storyline will play out over the next few WoW expansions: The War Within, Midnight, The Last Titan. #Warcraft #BlizzCon23.
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someone posted this in discord and I need to know who made it bc they're a genius.
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Remember in Shadowbringers where the little baby catgirl looks directly into the camera and goes I'M GOING TO BECOME A WARRIOR OF LIGHT WHO USES POTIONS TO HELP PEOPLE and everyone thought that was MSQ confirming chemist lol.
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hey it's that guy from final fantasy fourteen.
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It's funny when people say that MMOs are a dying genre because "people don't like grinding" when every popular game is a gacha game where it's grind or spend - OR a live service game with the grindiest battlepass you've ever seen.
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@LotusTheWolf no for real. it's not just that his impressions are good. but like he straight up nailed the writing lmfao.
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You can always tell which tanks have been traumatized in the Tower of Zot because they don't want to do the double pulls leading up to the final boss lol.
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Genuinely the way you can be like "It's a little unreasonable for XIV to take over a year before releasing grindy midcore content that doesn't require you to be a raider" and ppl be like "WELL STOP DOING EVERYTHING IN THE GAME THEN??? PLAY OTHER GAMES". is -enraging-.
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I've really enjoyed that Square decided to up the challenge level for story content. I hope people are being normal about folks who stumble while learning the new mechanics if we want them to keep making cool stuff like this.
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Pro tip. If your Discord Nitro recently renewed, you can contact customer support for a refund. And that is data that will absolutely matter.
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If you've ever talked shit about Gridania, you don't get to enjoy Nophica's Big Naturals. Sorry, I make the rules.
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ok xiv players. imagine this. You get to Amaurot. You can't understand any of the characters when they speak. You have to grind a rep for a month or two before you can understand them. that's just the new wow patch lol.
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If XIV devs really cared about us, they would put Yoshi P in for the anniversary as an extreme trial.
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@headfallsoff every time I see anything about W11 I dread the fact that we're being forced onto it at work (despite none of our software that we use having working updates for it) & i intend to stay off of it as long as humanly possible.
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Look not to add to the tank discourse again but I started leveling my WAR again last night and I am reminded of how many tanks have really big egos for playing jobs that you don't have to actually do mechanics on or like, do very much to stay alive on. tank privilege is real man.
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So we all agree that we're gonna have a scene in the future where Thancred is in danger and all of a sudden Ryne blasts in with his old gunblade and saves him kinda like from the ShB trailer when he protected her. Right?.
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The part of me that loves XIV's story hates the idea of new players starting in 6.1. The part of me that has to tell friends "Oh you just have to play like 1000 hours before you can play this MMO with me" is happy about it. It's kind of a no-win situation imo.
【FF14】吉田P「6.0までをスキップしてストーリーや設定をゲーム中で見られる仕組みを製作中で新規勢が6.1から冒険を開始するための準備は進めています」←これありだよね .: #FF14.
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Reading threads about the Rising and someone is like "this event sucks why didn't they fully retune the Binding Coil of Bahamut for current content and re-release the entire raid series and then give us the Phoenix as a reward for that". it's a level 15 quest dude.
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You're so wrapped up in your own bubble that you don't realize you've become a monster, man. I know so many women who have reported their assaults & it led to zero consequences for the man involved. You want to be SO enlightened but all this thinking does is put women in danger.
@Spudsybud Unfortunately thats life, you dont always have proof. In the courts and out. Thats why its always important to try and protect yourself as best as you can at all times. Liars and false accusations have ruined it for everyone.
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y'all have never met a short person in your life and it shows.
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I think the Rising events are always really funny when the WoL gets to give advice to aspiring new Adventurers & they're like "I wanna be just like you!!!!". WoL just here like: I'm just not gonna tell them how it's actually impossible to do what I do.
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The part that excites me the most about Solution 9 is that it's one of those "this is the part you're WILLING to show us???????" (kind of like the Zodiark\Hydaelyn are primals reveal from Shadowbringers before it was released). like. ??? WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HAPPEN BRO.
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Lmao ppl are asking FFlogs to remove the kill because "it used third party mods that break the TOS". My brother in Hydaelyn what do you think FFLogs uses to gather data?.
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When are we meeting Y'shtola's other 10 sisters.
Y'Mhitra Rhul was born the seventh of twelve sisters. At 26 years old,specializes in archaeology and majored in it at the prestigious Studium in Sharlayan. Upon graduating, she joined the Sons of Saint Coinach.
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Yoshi P being like "Hey. Do y'all know all of the names of the Convocation seats? :) :)" to the question about what content people should complete before Dawntrail has me cackling @ how adamant people have been about the 8man raid art not having anything to do with Ascians lol.
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I don't know how to explain this but I feel like that catgirl was designed by a straight guy.
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Apparently YoshiP went to a JP server today and did a very brief Q&A. "Q: I really liked Eureka and Bozja, really looking forward to the new big field content in DT.A: Thank youuuu, please look forward to it!"
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So like we all agree that everyone who thinks that Shaaloani is Texas just doesn't know that Arizona exists right.
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While I -am- glad that Square Enix is fixing Crystal Tower ilvl cheesing in the upcoming patch, I do think it's gonna be funny when it's still the only one most people get in alliance roulette because it's the only mandatory raid series that you have to do for MSQ.
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Idk I think it's crazy that Answers has no actual singer idk how they managed to do that without a vocalist.
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#EndwalkerSpoilers. genuinely love how literally EVERYONE in Elpis drives home the fact that Azem is just fucking WEIRD. Like really good at what they do but also WEIRD AS HELL.
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"One or more party members have yet to complete this duty. A bonus of 50 Allagan tomestones of poetics will be awarded upon completion."
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One of my favorite things to do in FFXIV is just absolutely melting an expert dungeon. Like you know those runs that are like 10 minutes start to finish for no reason just because everyone is pumping? Those are fun as hell.
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I literally walked away from Chaotic for like 2 days and I come back to like 6 different raid plans this is what happens to you people when Hector doesn't make a guide huh.
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I forget about how every time you tweet about Stormblood you get randos popping in to tell you how much they hate Stormblood. We get it. You don't have any friends. Leave me alone.
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Man used to be a time where ppl playing through XIV the first time was something folks respected by making sure you don't spoil things for them. Now I see people posting Endwalker screenshots in the mentions of someone still doing Stormblood. Embarrassing behavior.
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Honestly I'm thankful that XIV devs move so slow to change literally anything about the game because it seems like every MMO has basically moved to a seasonal model for all its content & I'd rather just not play video games than have XIV chase that trend lol.
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I actually think the most heinous people in FFXIV are the ones who own entire housing wards. Like they're just genuinely bad people IRL. Not just "hee hoo what a jerk" like. Genuine, awful human beings. Some of them are outright upfront about it, others pretend ~it's a service~.
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@LolOverruled it's called 65 to keep things from freezing and get a goddamn blanket HEATERS ARE EXPENSIVE.
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Sometimes I think I'm a really toxic healer in XIV. I won't go out of my way to top people off. I'll either let regens top you up or passively heal you up if no big hits are coming & if you die because you stood in a telegraph @ not full health, that's your fault.
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I hope Sena gets every good thing ever because Wuk Lamat is such a joy of a character & her performance really sold it. I'm really looking forward to her arc in Dawntrail. There's so much potential for this character just from the little snippet we got yesterday.
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Honestly I think the best thing any FFXIV player can do to really have perspective on what actual bad game design looks like is invent a time machine and go back in time to make sure you play WoW for 18+ years to really get a feel for what it looks like when the devs hate you.
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Which kickstarted Fordola's atonement and path down "making good choices and not being evil." Proving that even some of the most heinous crimes do not have to be the end of someone's life and that they can still do good in the world even if they can never repair the harm.
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The major thing I would like them to bring back to FFXIV is job quests lol role quests just ain't cuttin it for me. Give me my job quest homies. Let me go hang out with Curious Gorge.
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And the lesson people took out of that was "Fordola should be executed" lol. aka I'm not surprised by all the bad takes about Garlemald in EW.
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I wish that SE would add new items from the achievement certificates guy. I keep earning them but it doesn't feel like anything new has been added in years. Feels like that could be a cool way to offer some type of progression: things that cost a lot of achievement certs.
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anyways one thing that I do just genuinely hate about FFXIV raiding culture and this has been true for as long as I've been doing it: literally nobody likes to talk about what went wrong. You wipe 10 times in the same spot? Just pull again and hope the person messing up knows.
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As I've gotten older, I've grown more and more wary of people who revel in being an asshole. Being intentionally cruel does nothing but put you in a headspace that ultimately makes you and everyone around you miserable. Being angry all the time does awful things to your mental.
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whoever on aether is always queueing for dun scaith please stop.
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